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since: 07-08-08, id: 1628387, Profile Updated: 11-09-09
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Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Twilight, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and Heroes.

(This account is being shared by/with someone who is to lazy to create an account herself)

SONG OF THE WEEK or DAY FOR AMLF: Small Prayer- Laura Bailey, Body Language- Jesse McCartney (ROXAS!!)

SONG OF THE WEEK OR DAY FOR SARCASTICPROCRASTINAOR: Jars by Chevelle

Oh mi kami

Pronounced: o me ka-me you know Mikami from deathnote? look at Oh Mi kami, put mi and kami together.. Oh Mikami)

Oh- Oh (which is english)

Mi- My (which is spanish)

Kami- God (which is japanese)

So ur saying Oh my god while saying Oh Mi-kami

In 3 Different languages! --Thanks SP :D

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I still laugh at myself for this...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

Check out my website on Free Webs:

amlf.webs.com

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Myspace (AMLF)

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Myspace (FreeWritersblock.com!!) (AMLF and SarcasticProcrastinator)

Email:

fullmetalalcehmistfan@yahoo.com (AMLF's Email)


Hi! My name is AMLF (Anime Music Love Freak) but ya'll can just call me Axel, or Near, Nate, Hikaru or Renji :D (or even Larxene.. -grumbles and chucks Zabimaru at Matt-)

"They call me Axel"

"They call me Near"

"They call me Hikaru"

"They call me Renji"

"That IS my name :D"

-That's not my name, the Ting Tings

I am Roxas years old :D

I was born in the Month of Luxord

On the day of Axel + Marluxia (LOVE YOU TWIN :PP)

I was born in the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus

and

My Faovrite Number is Axel :D


Alphonse’s joking explanation was that they thought Edward was a god not to be spoken to.

Edward had promptly given Al a rather nice black eye. (Circa 1950)

Edward caught the gleam in Roy’s eyes, and gave him a warning look. “Not like that. We’re dancing, not vertically going at it like rabbits.” (Circa 1950)


“He’s so cute, Squall,” Axel hummed, hugging him close and smacking a kiss to his cheek, which earned an indignant yelp from Sora and a threatening growl from Squall. “Can I keep him?” (Frog Prince)

“You knooooooow,” came a sudden drawl, and Sora pivoted to see Axel there, leaning over the interior of his car so that he could look at Sora out of his passenger window. “They say that talking to yourself is the first sign of being crazy.”

Sora scowled, crossing his arms in challenge. “What are you doing here?”

--“And then, to my utter surprise,” he said, placing a hand to his chest, “I find you here, skulking around the streets like you’re in desperate need of a friend.”

“A friend,” Sora replied flatly.

Inhaling a short breath, Sora once again raised his gaze to the heavens.

I ask for a sign, he thought, and this is what you give me? (Frog Prince)

“I said give it a rest, Sora, or I’ll breathe on you. And by the way, I forgot to brush my teeth this morning.” (Frog Prince)

“Of course, Sora. It’s about time you gave into temptation, anyway. Ah, how I love corrupting your innocence,” Riku said almost wistfully, opening his freezer to pull out a chilled bottle of Bacardi 151. (Frog Prince)


“I’m sure it is, Sora help me get him off Josephine…God, that sounded so wrong.” (When hell freezes over)

“You’re drunk.” I replied bluntly. He stopped bouncing and his grin turned into a skeptical look.

“No. Well at least not right now.” He grinned once more. “Try again.” Hell no! I’ve always sucked at guessing games, but Marluxia was currently the one who would decide if we had to go wash dishes or not, so I thought I’d play along.

“Somewhere a puppy has broken a leg or been hit by a car, either one.”

“I wonder about you sometimes.”

“Why are you telling me this?” He looked down at me and released my shoulders to give his head a small scratch.

“I actually have no idea.” Silly Marluxia.

“Yup! He’s my husband!” Marluxia said happily. Both let out ‘Oh’ of acknowledgement, neither seemed shocked that Marluxia was gay, or married for that matter. It’s probably the pink hair. “So you guys are done with cleaning.” He said returning down to earth to give us more assignments. (When Hell Freezes Over)

“How are you doing Zexion?” He turned to look at him and his jaw dropped. “Zexion?”

“Yes?”

“You have two eyes…”

“Axel, did you seriously think I had only one eye?”

“Maybe…” (When Hell Freezes Over)

“Thanks for your concern.” I said flatly, and eyed the blow horn cautiously. “Are you going to use that thing or what?”

“Yeah, just cover your ears and I’ll commence waking up about half the camp.”

“Roger.” I pressed my hands over my ears quickly and sat back to enjoy the show. The result of Axel’s blow horn was that everyone, except Riku, lucky bastard, fell off their bunk. Then they proceeded to chase Axel out of the cabin and down the beach yelling at him for harassment (When Hell Freezes Over)

“Sweet we get a souvenir or almost being killed by a fifth grader.” Axel said twirling the arrow around his long fingers.

“Just throw it out or shove it under Jeremy’s pillow so he can be stabbed when he tries to go to sleep or something.” I replied sarcastically wiping the dirt from my shorts. (When Hell Freezes Over)

Axel muttered. “Grab the blondie and lets get out of here before Demyx disappears from lack of water.” (The Key)

"He could hardly speak, dumbfounded, “W-why are you wearing boxers under your towel?” He finally managed to get out." (The Mask)

"Gallagher!" Zexion snapped, "would you please kindly shut the fuck up?" (Call Me)

‘Great, I have a pedophile therapist,’ I thought to myself. (Betcha just Might Swallow your Tongue)

He quickly pulled the note off of the board and ate it. (Bulletin Board) Wow Zexion..

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1. Youtube Remix
I pick a song from Youtube, and play it and during the whole span of that song I write a short-story :DD Either Naruto or Kingdom Hearts! Genres will vary. Rating may change.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 7-5-09
2. Why do I have to be Juliet? » reviews
Roxas is about to be married off... but he hates the person that his fathers have picked.. now what should he do? AkuRoku,SoRiku,Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Axel & Roxas
3. Awakening reviews
That day... was the day I died.. but was the day that my Nobody was awakened.. that was the day I was born..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-09 - Roxas
4. Popsicles, Romeos, and More » reviews
Drabbles.. CHP 3, Pt 1: Humiliation and the new kid? Woah! Stop the world I want to get off! Public Humiliation is to much especially when you play with fire..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 3-1-09
5. No One Would Miss Me » reviews
No one would miss me.. Axel's POV AxelxRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 5-15-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
6. I Can See Clearly Now » reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. But, what will happen when Edward finds out? Will he tell her his true feelings? Or will he let her be with someone well.. more human then him? JxB ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 11-22-08 - Edward & Bella
7. Football, Dogs & Girls » reviews
Okay, so I decided. Since Football Season started, I wanted to create a Fanfic on how girls could love Football too. This one mainly revolves around the Guys of FMA. I'll try my best! Theres is an OC in here.. sorry!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 8-8-08
8. EN » reviews
Ed and Havoc are now married, and Jean is away on a mission. Ed is grocery shopping and he feels someone watching him? What will happen when he discovers that the person watching him is a little girl? JeanxEd RoyxRiza ?x?..
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 8-11-08 - Edward E. & Jean H.
9. Breathe » reviews
Join me as Roy and Riza share their love in this beautfiul one-shot. Just breathe.. Royai, Maes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete
10. World Wide Fanfiction Messenger » reviews
Crack-Indused. Do I need, say more? FMA & Heroes cross-over
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 8-16-08
11. New Years, Hats and Dartboards reviews
Everyone enjoys a good New Years party, come on in!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete
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