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since: 07-08-08, id: 1628514, Profile Updated: 08-10-09
Author has written 15 stories for Princess Bride, Artemis Fowl, Parodies and Spoofs, and Doctor Who.

Hey there, thanks for checking out my page. I love to write anything and everything. Right now I have The Princess Bride, Doctor Who Artemis Fowl, and one of my original ideas- Starbucks!

I live in America and sometimes wish I lived in London just to pick up that beautiful accent! (Or at least one of the many accents) I've been mildly obbsesed with The Princess Bride for over a year now and my most recent strong obsession is with Doctor Who . I'm not crazy obsessed of course, I just really really really love these things :)

I'd like to thank- #1 GOD! For giving me any ounce of talent I have, I just hope I can give it back!

#2 Amadeus- my muse and the voice inside my head, btw it's pronounces a-MA-dee-us, she would like it to be known.

#3 My Dad for respecting my privacy yet keeping interest in my work

#4 Mrs. Maverellis, my Lang Arts teacher, for helping me find even more books to read!

#5 William Goldman- for writing the book that inspired me to be a writer

#6 My humble flash drive, you hold so many word documents and graphics it's not funny... forgive me for not being a "normal" teen who'll stuff you with flashy photos of me and my friends and all of my music and myspace codes.


Fav shippings are:

Inigo/Giulietta (The Princess Bride)

Doctor #10/Rose (Doctor Who)

Doctor #9/Rose (Doctor Who)

Doctor #10/ME! (Doctor Who)

10/Madame de Pompador (Doctor Who)

Jackie/Pete (Doctor Who)

Arty/Holly(Artemis Fowl)

Dick/Mary(3rd Rock)

Dustfinger/Resa (Inkheart)

Opal/Foaly (I know sick right? Artmis Fowl)

Ned/Olive (Pushing Daisies)


List of my Fictional Boyfriends

Inigo Montoya!

Doctor #10 (He's a little but foxy!)

Artemis Fowl

Ember City (yes, the city is mine. I love it dearly)

Leo Bloom (He's cute!)

Jack Sparrow (He's hot!)

NOT CULLEN!! ( CAN'T STAND THAT VAMPIRE!)


List of Celeb Boyfriends

Steve Carell

Johny Depp

David Tennant

Bill Kaulitz

(the first two are old enough to be my father O.O)


If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.(THE PRINCESS BRIDE!)

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

I northern grunge, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,

regardless of the number of reviews,

its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (although I am...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I really don't agree with steroetypes! I'm a proud Christian but love my gay friend with all my heart! I'm just a Christian, conservative, gay-loving, virgin. Not at all emo, but I am friends with a few. Not at all prep, but I have preppy friends too.

If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British (ohh yes), Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly Marie Fowl, Northern Grunge

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Princess Bride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Northern Grunge

And I'd like to add... I love Horton Hears a Who and I'm proud of it! Lol, it's so freakin' cute .

If you've read this far congrats! . If you want to chat or get someone to read your fanfics just PM me! I'll always review because I love getting reviews back SO much! Wishing you happy days, many reviews, lots of love, and much writing :)

Love and Prayers always

XoXo Northern Amadeus oXoX

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1. A New Journey » reviews
The Doctor and Rose travel in a parallel TARDIS through the parallel world, finding spectacular differences and beautiful often dangerous similarities. What if Journey's End was just the beginning of a New Journey... Slight 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,947 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 8-10-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
2. Artemis Fowl: Captive » reviews
Geniuses aren’t surprised by anything. A snap of their all-knowing fingers and any situation should wither away like chalk on a sidewalk in the rain, but one particular genius, by the name of Artemis, has been surprised with a situation more than once…AXH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
3. Artemis Fowl: The Sacrifice » reviews
What would Artemis sacrifice for the people who are closest to him? Holly doesn't know who's in her future, and can only worry about what's happened in the past. And in the end, who's sacrifice is it? A/H,discouraged H/T. Complete! And re-vamped!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
4. Can You See It? » reviews
Cute little OOC drabble, ArtyXHolly. "...maybe you saw it as a puzzle. Only interested in finding the answers to why you where here, grasping at ideas, leaving the truth in the wake of science." Please enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 3-24-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
5. A Fairy Tale » reviews
The title'll make sence if you read it! Minerva goes wacko on Arty and Holly over a V-day dance. A/H, sounds like fluff but it's really not, please enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 2-14-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
6. Artemis Fowl: The Forces That Bind » reviews
Holly goes back in time to rescue Artemis, and ends up with another kiss in return! In real-time, a new and powerful enemy plots to deal with Artemis once and for all, it's revenge this time. Titly may be cheesy, used to be "I had to get you talking" A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,299 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 11-26-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
7. The End reviews
Oneshot A/H with Juliet!Basically the ending to a story, their is no middle or begining... but it's explained that you aren't left hanging. After all, the end is the best part! Warning: Goes from a serious topic to orange juice really fast at the very end
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-7-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
8. From Holly's Eyes reviews
Title may change, A/H, What will happed between Artemis and Holly, when Artemis decides to stop believing in fairies? When he gets married to a decidedly evil woman, when Holly wishes she could have him. From Holly's POV at least for now...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
9. Starbucks! reviews
Ever imagine a day in the life of a Barista? What odd personalities, quirks, romances, and troubles lie behind lattes?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-12-09
10. What REALLY Happened on Page 316 317 reviews
Or if you only saw the movie, an amazing re-write of the revenge scene! Complete parody, it shall make you laugh a hardy laugh of happiness... and you know, laughing is good for de abs AND de soul! Laugh to health, Laugh for my lovely Inigo Montoya!
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete
11. Black Parade, Inigo Montoya! reviews
Hasn't anyone noticed how Black Parade by My Chem could be Inigo's theme song? Well, I have! Check it out : It's short, one-shot, InigoXGiulietta
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-26-08 - Complete
12. Holly's Eternal Flame reviews
What was really going on inside the pair's minds before the time tunnel?One shot, HollyXArty, with part of the song "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
13. Revenge: The Life and Times of Inigo Montoya » reviews
October 8th Addition O.O! Please read and review. What would The Princess Bride look like from Inigo's POV? Want an explaination to the unexplanded Inigo part? Contains blood, romance nothing bad. Back in-progress! Now I know where going ;
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 8-13-08
14. Inigo and Giulietta, the Begining reviews
A lonly, beautiful royal and a very handsome Spaniard. Some things were just meant to be. If you enjoyed please also read the full piece.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 8-11-08
15. The Unexplained Westley Fragment reviews
Becuase I can... oneshot... goes along with The Life and Times of Inigo Montoya
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete
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