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| Jack Mirembe |
Author has written 16 stories for Teen Titans, and Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5. Age: 20 Rank: Communication Graduate Student Vices: Procrastination, Insomnia, Caffiene, Blue Eyes You're setting the world on fire. My only concern is that you'll end up getting burned. About Reviews... I, Jack Mirembe, hereby promise to never hold a chapter or story hostage on the basis of reviews. I also promise that I read all my reviews and try to put to use the criticisms and corrections I recieve. I promise to reply to as many of my reviews as possible because I love my reviewers. Seriously though, I don't understand writers who hold back chapters intentionally. Especially when you have the gall to outright say, "I'm not posting unless I get so many reviews!" It's rude and makes you sound whiny and clingy. Personally, I will usually stop reading on the first chapter if I see something like that in an author's note. If your stories aren't getting the traffic you want, put more chapters! It's the most recently updated stuff that gets placed at the top of the automatic list. About Requests... I like doing request pieces. I am always taking requests because they make me happy. Just send them in, let me know what you are looking for, and we'll see what happens. I will accept them. But I've got two rules to tag on. 1. I post what gets written first, not what was requested first. Other than that, we're good to go. Hooray! Mechanics, otherwise known as my Cyborg/Beast Boy friendship one shot series, was added to a recommended Teen Titans fanfiction list on Television Tropes & Idioms. It makes me feely incredibly happy, honored, and geeky all in one shot, so you know it's a good thing. : D Jack Mirembe Out of Context You wanna know what the perfect safe word is? Richard Nixon. Seriously, it's brilliant. Somebody starts hollering "RICHARD NIXON!!!" at the top of their lungs, you know you are going to stop and figure out what on earth is going on. I know it doesn't make any kind of sense. But it makes sense in a weird convoluted not quite there sort of way if you think about it. Just don't think about too hard because it won't make sense. Never forget. I am smarter, faster, younger, and stronger. That is never going to change. You better believe I can survive without you. *headbutts sister* That's how dinosaurs speak. *headbutts again* Thank you! I don't like to say gorgeous. There's just something about it. It's meant to mean something special. Like awesome, love, or incredible used to. But they got dragged through the mud. Now they've lost their shine and become everyday. Not gorgeous, not for me. Gorgeous means something beautiful and it always will. That's the only reason I'm ever going to use it. When something is so much more than anything else, that's when I'll call it gorgeous. *headbutted by baby* Oh! You speak Dinosaur too! I believe that if I have the opportunity, the resources, and the time to help some one, I also have a responsibility to help. I love you as much as toast! Just so you know, I really like toast. Yeah, they are nice enough. But there's something forced about it. Like they are trying too hard to be funny. Or crazy. That's what it is, they are fake crazy. It's like they saw a really crazy person and thought, "Hey that looks like fun. Think I'll try that tomorrow!" Schizophrenia runs in my family but I've always thought being crazy might be interesting so I'm cool with it. Forget Planet of the Apes. Octopus are genuises in squishy form. They are going to take over the world in the future! Welcome to Planet of the Otcopus! You can either be manipulative or you can be a gossip. Don't be both. Pushing people around and then talking about it? That's how people get shot. I can't say I don't like them. I don't care for the most part. People think what they want and say what they want. It's not worth getting worried about. But if they want to make things personal, I have no issue playing by their rules. It's only polite. | |||||||||
1. Mechanics » reviewsThere are things you never do in front of a Titan, and insulting a friend is one of them. BBXCyborg friendship, because there just isn't enough out there. One shot series.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 64,720 - Reviews: 637 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 10-30-09 - Beast Boy & Cyborg2. Sensitive » reviewsLove isn't just a feeling. It's the most complex sensation we can ever experience. And right now, all of my senses are overloading. BBXRae seriesTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-22-13 - Published: 11-5-12 - Beast Boy & Raven3. Martyr's Crown reviews"I felt the fear for what I saw. Trying to save something, this incredible heap of mistakes, stigmatized my soul..." BB/Rae. Request written for Hairul The Nightrage BeastTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-7-13 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete4. Imprint » reviewsStarting right then to forever, he was going to be the one to take care of her. Or he would die trying. If only somebody had let him know that first. BBXRae series set alongside the series.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 3-20-13 - Published: 11-11-09 - Beast Boy & Raven5. Liberation reviewsIf the truth keeps you chained to something horrible, maybe a lie is the key to a better reality. A darker glimpse into Beast Boy's past. Requested by Victory4ZimTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-13 - Beast Boy - Complete6. Sweating Bullets reviews"I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit and my palms are getting wet." Dark BB/Rae. Request written for Hairul The Nightrage Beast.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-28-12 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete7. Faster reviewsOut of everything Simon has ever claimed, there is one thing Stanford will never give up. No matter what his brother says, he will always be faster.Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-11 - Stanford R. - Complete8. XO reviews"Doubt thou the stars are fire. Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar. But never doubt my love." Shakespeare always says it best. Beast Boy & Raven.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-11 - Raven & Beast Boy - Complete9. Titans' Inferno » reviewsEvery hero is human. Deep down, every human is flawed. Five Titans and their seven deadly sins.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 5-31-11 - Complete10. Never reviewsHe had never asked for any of this. Funny how things work out. Character piece.Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-10 - Stanford R. - Complete11. 27 Years » reviewsTime changes everything. But how much? Cyborg's about to find out.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 1-8-10 - Cyborg12. Control Equals? reviewsRespect. Getting it, keeping it, it's more complicated than you'd think. The Control Freak story!Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-10 - Control Freak - Complete13. Insincerity reviewsHe was the most perfect fake she had ever seen.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-13-10 - Terra - Complete14. Worth It reviewsYou and I both know it matters. Just like it would have mattered if you had managed to trick Slade. Then you would be able to look at it and see if lying to us was worth it or not." Robin and Beast Boy. Sort of friendship I suppose.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-7-09 - Beast Boy & Robin
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