"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
— Edgar Allan Poe

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."
— Philip K. Dick

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
— Douglas Adams

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
— Albert Einstein

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."
— Mark Twain

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
— Dr. Seuss

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
— Lemony Snicket

"Often it seems a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
— Mark Twain

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "
— W.C. Fields

"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out."
— Mae West

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
— Mark Twain

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
— Mae West

"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often."
— Mae West

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

— Mark Twain

"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."

— Robert Frost

"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."
— Albert Einstein