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Author has written 134 stories for Wrestling, House, M.D., In the heat of the night, Harry Potter, and X-Files.
I am wrestlefan4.
I write for the fandoms: Wrestling, Harry Potter, and on the occasion (Meaning I've only written one fic for this one) The X-Files.
I can write slash or het.
I have a variety on my account--old school wrestling, crack, smut, angst, fluff, holiday fics, prompts, drabbles, and anything and everything.
Number your 12 favourite Superstars/Divas/or ANY Muses (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Bret Hart 2. Severus Snape 3. Chris Jericho 4. JBL 5. Dana Scully 6. James Potter 7. Draco Malfoy 8. Rowdy Roddy Piper 9. The Undertaker 10. Miz 11. Kane 12. Gilderoy Lockhart
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Two sexy smug arrogant jerks have hot sex. This is obviously a PWP smutfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Draco Malfoy and Gilderoy Lockhart. Heck yeah. Draco breaks down after The War and is sent to St. Mungos. Here he sees the shell that is Gilderoy Lockhart. In their angstiness the two of them reach out to each other. *shrug* It could happen.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kane isn’t going to say anything.
He’s going to crawl into a corner and hide.
20) How emo is Seven?
What do I recommend?
-I say these people are some of the top writers on this site, and reading them will not let you down. In no particular order the are: DarkKaneanite, Thorsmaven, Seraphalexiel, WWEsAngelNef, Slashburd.
-As far as wrestling in general, I am all about old school. KNOW YOUR ROOTS. KNOW YOUR HISTORY. Watch your old schoolers on youtube, you can't possibly be let down. These are treasures that in my opinion many times are above what we see to day in ways.
-Matches. Watch anything with Owen Hart and The British Bulldog. Those two were amazing wrestling each other. Watch Bret Hart and The British Bulldog Summerslam 92. I will forever pimp that Bret and Bulldog match because it's like watching a piece of art. If you truly love wrestling, and I mean WRESTLING not just 'sports entertainment' WATCH this, please. Roddy Piper v Greg Valentine in a Dog Collar match--this is HELLACIOUS. This was hardcore before ECW was a glimmer of a thought. Ric Flair v Ricky The Dragon Steamboat feud of 1978, you'll love it.
-Promos I recommend? Well anything by Flair, Piper, or DX. Highly entertaining. Piper and Flair are the guys for promos. I also recommend some old Dusty Rhodes b/c it's fun to hear him talk. Anything Jericho, you can't go wrong. Period.
-Books (wrestling related) In The Pit With Piper: Roddy Gets Rowdy--epic read, MUST read. It's easy reading, entertaining, emotional, and amazing. Heartbreak and Triumph--it's not the best read I've ever had but I was very moved by Shawn's struggle and his coming to faith. I cried. I enjoy seeing the 'real' side of these men, so we can all remember that they ARE people, more than the gimmicks, faces, names, that they portray in the ring. Also I've never read any of Bret's books only excerpts and reviews, I can't bring myself to read one for emotional reasons, but I will recommend them anyway because Bret's an excellent writer and I love this man, I could go on about him and Rod all day but I'm making myself stop. I'll run out of space on my profile ;-)
-To improve as a writer, what do I recommend? No I'm not a teacher, I'm just saying this because I LOVE writing and I know I have over the years improved in my writing and I love that. I love to help others too, with writing. In my humble opinion the best thing you can do to write better is just read more, and read well written things. Think about fics or stories or books you like and WHY you love them, why do they touch you, how do the writers use their words and convey their feelings, their characters, their plot, etc. Don't copy other writers, but you can take pieces from other writers and use them as tools to improve upon. Dont' be afraid to use imagery, don't be afraid to stop and describe things, try and show your readers the picture you have in your head as you're writing. The best advice I was ever given about writing was simply this: "Show, dont' tell" Draw a picture for your readers, not in a sense that they're stupid and need a picture drawn to get it, but draw it so your writing becomes like a movie, so a reader can get lost in your words and pages and forget that they're reading. Man, that's my goal in my writing. I want people to forget its fiction, to forget it's words, to feel it and move in it. Okay, I'm done now. Enjoy!
Wrestlers I like to read/write about
Roddy Piper, Ric Flair, AJ Styles, Kane, Jeff J, JBL, Shawn, Bret, Owen, Davey.
Basically I don't read so much based on the characters or pairing, I enjoy a fic if it is well written.
OTPS:One true pairings. In a perfect world, these men are ALWAYS paired together. They are meant to be assclowns!
Matticho--Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho. Either can top. I love them hxc, they are meant to be.
R&R--Ric Flair and Roddy Piper.
BHBK They are OTM. One true mess. But I lubbs them.
Kurt/JJ--Meaning Kurt Angle/Jeff Jarrett. Thank you Thor for addicting me ;-)
James/Lily (I know, contradictions.)
SNUPIN if done right. By this I mean if you are Prosperosdaughter.
Alt Chris pairing--Jerishow or Mizzicho. (I like others too, but those are tops)
Alt Matt pairing--Hunter/Matt
Alt Roddy pairing--Roddy/Cowboy Bob. But R&R is love :-)
Alt Ric pairing--Ric/Ricky (Steamboat)
Alt Bret pairing: BHDB (Bret/Bulldog)
Very very few Snarry, but once in a blue moon. Same goes for Drarry.
I write about other ppl from time to time but those OTPS up there are my loves.
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Best quotes Ever:
# Just why is this man (who happens to be over 30, and is extremely abundant in the production of facial hair)... SO CUTE?!Moussy
# Not that Eric was one for pleasantries, he more so wanted to fully control the bootmaking part of the family he married into. Thor
# That's because you gimmick raped Ric Flair! Nobody and I mean nobody likes a rapist.Nef's ySM
# I could write better storylines with my left toe, and I'm right handed! Wrestlefan4
# Watching a cartoon character argue with a whore via twitter. Hilarious Seraphalexiel
# ShawnsGuardianAngel: AJ=Cabbage, Shawn=Onion, Ric=um...cucumber. Wrestlefan4: Because cucumbers style and profile all through the produce isle XD
# Seraphalexiels worst lies: I did not get filmed pretending to be HBK with HHH under my snuggie in full view of a midget XD!slashburd
# You bunch of jellyfilled hypnocratic worm tapings! You can find DX in their cups at the shop of WWE...dot cooooom. Wrestlefan4
# Raw is DK's tits!MissLayfield to DarkKaneanite
# I like sweeties too--Chris Jericho is my sweetie and he's cream filled too! Gawd that was awful!Wrestlefan4
# This is the most fun we've had in minutes!slashburd
# ...sure Dave, that nose stud looks good on you. EshaNapoleon
# O.o DarkKaneanite
# Jack Swaggers hair looks like peeMissLayfield
# JBL's got the walking farts! MisssLayfield
# The corned beef must not run away from the cabbage! seraphalexiel
# Cyclops boob! wrestlefan4
# WWE is just one big gay pride fest! wrestlefan4
# I just mistook my Bob Orton icon for Heath Ledger (one minute later) I just mistook my Bob Orton icon for Abe Lincoln! O.O wrestlefan4
# EAT BREAD!! DarkKaneanite
# I can't go into the bathroom...I'll fall into the laundry and die! wrestlefan4
# Apple bottom jeans are jeans that make your butt look bigger--Jericho doesn't need them. MissLayfield
# By 'over Bret' you mean 'on top of Bret'. The Midget Sees All. wrestlefan4
# I'm sitting in the kitchen, without pants, writing viking slash. Something isn't right here. DarkKaneanite
# seraphalexiel: When did Swoggle get such a mean vocab? Wrestlefan4: Y2J gave him a thesaurus.
# You've just been Twittersexed. Wrestlefan4 to seraph
# You just said Piper has no sack, I feel like my whole world has crumbled Seraphalexiel
# Here in the Palace of Wisdom, gender neutral dress is acceptableSeraphalexiel
# I just slashed a Thesaurus and a Dictionary in reference to Chris Jericho...how is that possible?Wrestlefan4
# I have been threatened with the boob razor of doom! Wrestlefan4
#Roddy muse (to Ric muse): You're my platinum princess :-)
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