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First off, I know I put a lot of crap on my profile. If you don't care to go thru it, at least scroll down to my list of Recommended fics. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!! Whether you're into fluff, crack fic, smut, romance, angst, whatever you can find something you'll like on my recommended list. I just don't recommend any old fics either, only the best of the best. GO SEE NOOOOW :)

Current Muses

(There are others mentioned in my profile but some have left...not sure where they went)

Chris Jericho Muse: My main man. :) He's around 99.9 of the time. Married to Dark Kaneanites' Matt Hardy Muse. Due to give birth to twins around end of Decemberish. Just got put on bed rest. Been getting depressed lately. Normally he's insane, moody, hyper, horny, pouty, and very demanding. Loves Matty with all his heart and soul. Close friends with my Miz muse. Hates Swag Muse for personal reasons.

The Miz Muse: Has a screwed up love life. Was with John Bradshaw Layfield Muse for a long time, bad situation. Dark Kaneanites' Kane and Edge Muse helped him through that, and for a while he became a third of their love triangle. Has sense split from Kane due to...who knows what. Still best friends with Adam and loves him. Still loves JBL who rarely comes around. Pretty much confused over his love life. Best friends with Chris Muse and takes care of him when Matts' not around.

Christian Muse: A dark creature. Is possibly a vampire? I still haven't figured him out yet. Likes to lurk, speak cryptically, stir up trouble, bondage, and rough play. (I know...I don't know...where he came from he just did. He is who he is. shrug) He's always dark, main muse for 'In A Gadda Da Vidda' and wants me often to write fics involving killing off the other musi. Can often be seen leading his boyfriend Cody on a leash or sometimes off. Says he doesn't love Cody, but is way too obvious.

Cody Rhodes Muse: Cute and flirty, though when he inspires fics it's often angsty due to his...confusion about love vs. sex. Used to be the big slut, has calmed down since he's found Christian. Loves to flirt with and/or sexually harass the other musi. Attention whore. Known also as 'Coddles', 'Cod', 'Codfish', 'Fishy'.

Rowdy Roddy Piper Muse: I love him. :) He hasn't been around too long but he's sure made things interesting. Very loud, very boisterous, extremely opinionated, and rather funny and cute. He's my only 'straight' muse...sort of. (He wont admit that he's slashy but that's okay hugs) Is often arguing with Jericho Muse which makes for a lot of loudness and headaches on my part. Learning to play PS2 so he can hang out with Dark Kaneanites Jeff Hardy Muse.

Roddy: I AM NOT...I'M STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW LITTLE GIRL!

WF: shifty eyes Did I mention he also likes to throw coconuts? ducks

JBL Muse: Rarely around. When he is around he always sits in the same spot on my bed. Smokes cigars, acts boisterous. Used to be around a lot more when he and Miz were together, used to treat Miz very poorly. Not sure whats up with JBL and Miz now. Seems as though JBL has another lover somewhere and only uses Miz when he's 'in town' so to speak.

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER:

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You know the research librarian’s office, cell, and home phone numbers but can’t remember your own.

Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don’t get to write.

You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.”

When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.

You’ve heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down.

You’ve ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn’t a paper napkin.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

You end an argument with your spouse by saying, “Oh, wait, I have to write this down–this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled.”

Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.

You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters’ situation as a prayer request in Sunday school.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story.

You have filed and cross-referenced every issue of The Writer and Writer’s Digest you’ve ever received.

You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.

At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero’s or heroine’s) so you can conduct research.

You listen to the writer’s commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process.

You have a favorite line from every movie you’ve seen.

You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters.

You argue with said character.

You have a folder on your computer labeled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.

You drive three hours to a city where you don’t know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.

You aren’t concerned when someone else talks about “the voices” not leaving them alone—--in fact, you ask them about their voices and tell them about your own.

Poorly written novels make you bipolar—elated knowing that you’re a better writer, and depressed because that hack got published.

Your coworkers show up at work w/red eyes&headaches from partying. You show up w/red eyes and headache from waking up at 3 a.m. from muses.

The notebook you carry around is top secret. Until, you realize, that people around the world will end up reading it, but wont even let your closest friends touch it.

Sharing a comp w/someone else horrifies u. What if they get a virus? What if they change settings in Word? WHAT IF THEY READ MY STUFF?

You’re never bored, because your characters are always there to entertain you

A LITTLE ABOUT ME

I'm not insane...

Okay maybe a little, but I call it 'creative' and 'imaginative' because that implies there is sanity, just warped sanity. XD Lol!

OTP=Matticho or Matt Hardy/Chris Jericho

I like other pairings but I don't need to really mention them. Matticho is my top!

I like it when Chris bottoms O.O

All my musi are way to emotional, therefore, I have a habit of making my male characters overly emotional. Sorry!!

My Favorite Superstars:

Chris Jericho: I am in love with Chris Jericho. I'm obsessed with him. I said Taker was number one and I mean that, he's an amazing wrestler. But as far as just my own obsession, Chris has that special place. I obsess over him every day practically lmao. I just lubbs him. And no I'm not insane, I call it 'passion' (that's okay...right? lol). Anyway, he's a great wrestler, great mic skills, sexy hot, Canadian, amazing, to die for cobalt eyes, smart-ass, funny, talented, sexy, great hip walk (which annoys my twin), nice ass, sexy, looks great in glitter, charismatic, great face or heel doesn't matter, great band (yes, I like Fozzy...shut up plz XD His voice kills me...but it's a very good death), sexy, hot, did I mention sexy? Okay, I'm done. No wait...did I mention sexy?? As far as fics, My all time fav pairing is Matticho which is Chris/Matt Hardy. I'll read other Jericho stories but Matticho is my fav Jericho pairing and fav all time pairing.

Rowdy Roddy Piper "Hot Rod": I always liked him. :) Another classic I loved to cheer on as a kid AND STILL HXC LOVE NOW! Yep, I love heels (but he rocked it as heel or face either). Pipers Pit fkn pwned, Piper pwned. No one can rock a mic, a ring, and a kilt like that guy can! Yes, I LOVE A MAN IN A KILT! Did I mention he pwns? He's kickass! The Rowdy One is awesome. He had a rough life and over came a lot to become a legend, and do all sorts of things. He's hillarious, a great story teller (Go to YouTube and look up 'Rowdy Roddy Piper Tells a Funny Story...I promise look it up you won't be disappointed) He's just amazing, they don't make 'em like Rowdy anymore.

The Undertaker!! He is my a classic favorite. He is a legend and I'm going to be sooo sad when he retires (which I hope will not happen for a looong time) Wrestling wont be the same. I think he is the best ever, his gimmick is awesome and has always been. I think he has the best gimmick ever and I don't think anyone will ever be as great as he is. He is amazing, he truly is a Phenom. I thank him so much for being so devoted to the business and his fans and wish him all the happiness in the world! ((hugs)) to Mark/Taker love you!!

Matt Hardy: He's a great wrestler too and I love his face...I'm crushing ;) He's so fine!

Kane: I love his psychotic personality. It's fun and interesting and he is great in the ring. Love to see him in action. He needs to win more!!

Hulk Hogan: I don't care for him much now but when I was a kid I loved him. Mostly because he was my dads fav and I always had to copy off my dad. Hulkamania is running wild!

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair: A Classic. Normally I can't stand the guys who play dirty(well, Jericho) but I watched Ric as a kid and always loved him. Everytime I see the footage of him crying and his colleagues and family hugging him goodbye, it makes me cry. It was just so emotional, we the fans rarely get to see that kind of real, genuine, intense emotion from the superstars we admire. It was nice to see the real side. These are people who give their bodies and their time away from home and family because they are passionate about wrestling and love it and the fans. Thank you Ric...thank you to all the professional wrestlers who entertain us weekly because they love what they do and they love their fans. Thank you! :)

Shawn Micheals "HBK"-I really love HBK. I've read his book "Heartbreak and Triumph" and it is amazing. He has overcame so much in his. I admire him for speaking about his spirituality and his personal struggles. He's not only an amazing wrestler but seems to be a wonderful person as well. :) Despite being one of the older guys he's still hott (yes, with 2 t's) He's funny too!!

Mick Foley--Four words: Hell in a Cell. I never realized what Mick Foley was all about until I watched disc one of Hell in a Cell matches. I respect him so much, this man is amazing. I don't know how he survived a couple of those matches let alone to get up and walk away. I was floored by his persistence and seemingly superman abilities. No, I know that's not true he like all the others are just normal people. But watch those Hell in a Cell matches with Mick Foley if you haven't already. Your respect for him and for wrestlers in general will go through the roof, I know mine did. In fact, it affected me so much I was conflicted for a while about whether or not I should continue to watch wrestling. I mean, after all, these people put their bodies and lives on the line for us the fans, right? But I love wrestling and I respect the passion that many of these superstars have for it and it is the job of the fans to be supportive and to truly realize what these guys do and respect them as more than just characters we see on tv or what not. (kay, that got a bit rantish...but it was a good rant :D ) Seriously, watch those Cell matches!! You will be freaking amazed! If I remember correctly one is against Taker and the other is against Triple H I think. Amazing amazing stuff.

JBL: Since reading Nefatiri's Shawn/JBL fic and since meeting one of my best friends who is a JBL extreme fangirl, I like him now. What can I say, he grows on you. (I mean, not grows on you like a nasty tumor, but gross on you like something good. Like..idk...a nice set of boobs. XD LOL) JBL should be paired with CM Punk usually...I don't know why lol. I also love him with The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels if well written. I REALLY REALLY MISS JBL! :( You take a bucket of water out of the ocean--LOL Does anyone else remember that? rofl

Yoshi: The new Japanese wrestler with the emo hair, I don't know why but i like him. I'm kind of aggravated that he's been given the stereotypical stupid Asian gimmick. -_- Can we stop being small minded please? I have yet to see anything written about him but I do really like him. I really have no idea who he'd be paired with in a fic though.

Kozlov: Sexy Russian beast. He's amazing, great wrestler, I just love him to death. I promote Kourne...Kozlov/Bourne.

I don't like:

Cena. No explanation needed.

Chris Masters: THE MAN BOOBS! EW! Okay I'm not like...anti-moob...hell I love Jerichos rack XD lol! BUT MASTERS ARE NASTY! They're saggy, and so is his rear, and he just extremely grosses me out. EW. In the wise words of Ozzy: BUY THAT MAN A BRA! In the not-so-wise words of Sharon: HE'S GORGEOUS! No, no Sharon, he isn't. Did you get into Ozzys 'stash' again? Tsk tsk.

Edge...and I can't say that enough. I don't like Edge...I dislike him more than any other superstar for many reasons. I could rant about it for a looong time but nobody wants to hear that. :)

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Sorry he's a big loud mouth...well I know a lot of superstars fall into that category but still...

Randy Orton: His character is majorly concieted and his character is also a jack ass...did I mention he's an ass? Oh right, I did...(he's an ass)

Jack Swagger-- Please, please I can't stand him! I want to wipe that fakey smile off of his face and walks like he has a stick up his rear end and he's just annoying to me. Leave Tommy Dreamer alone jerk-wad! (but he is fun to make fun of in fan fics.) Okay, Jack Swagger is starting to float around in limbo. I'm not sure what to think about him now.

Mark Henry: Jerk, don't like, the feud between him and Hardy lasted too long I think.

VINCE MCMAHON--I'm having major Vince hate as of lately. Lately being November. Don't even get me started. I have my reasons. I could really REALLY make a rant but I wont go there.

My Favorite Divas

AUTHORS NOTE: DIVAS/WOMEN WRESTLERS DESERVE MORE RESPECT!! I SAID IT! I MEAN IT!!

Beth Phoenix: Awesome! As her ring name says, The Glamazon perfect blend of strength and beauty. I like her wrestling, I like that she is a bigger/more muscled woman.

Natalya: I like her attitude and her brashness. Bold women rock! Although she hasn't wrestled for a while...the whole valet thing with Divas bugs me a little.

Cherry: Yes I liked Cherry. I was sad when she was released. I thought it was very cool that Cherry was a ...not little stick figure-- diva and it seemed that she was doing well and I was glad they had her on the roster. I have a beef with WWE and their selection of divas as far as body types go. It's not fair. Just because Cherry was heavier was no reason to let her go, I don't know for sure if that's the reason but I just have a feeling. I hope she is wrestling somewhere else and with a company that's not going to treat her differently just because she's got curves. Sorry, that got a bit rantish. CURVES! REAL WOMEN HAVE THEM!

I RECOMEND THESE FICS:

Tourture: By Seraphalexiel. Matt is in love with Adam, but after a manipulative threesome, Chris Jericho can't let things be. Chris is in love with Matt, but will Matt love him?

I Want to Be Saved: I forgot to mention I also like Jericho/Kennedy. This is a Jericho/Kennedy fic by Wall-Street Cowgirl. It's a one shot, it's short, it's amazing.

A Melding of Bodies and A Mending of the Heart: This is a fic by Dark Kaneanite and myself. It is found on her profile, it's Chris/Matt aka Matticho. Go read!! :D

Witchy Woman: Dark Kaneanite. Mark is sent to a cabin in the woods where a mysterious woman is supposed to help him with his recent problems. He doesn't know he's about to stumble upon an age old curse, change his timeline, and mess with love. A GREAT story.

The Deal by Nefatiri. This is Shawn/JBL and is based around the current storyline with JBL buying Shawn as his employee only this goes beyond the ring. What does JBL really want out of Shawn? Shawn struggles through the abusive "relationship" with JBL while ex-lovers Cena and Jericho stand on the sidelines and try to save him. Meanwhile JBL wrestles with some feelings and issues of his own. What will happen?? Excellent fic.

Diary of a Deadman by Taker-took-my-toys. This is really funny, it's basically what the title says the diary of Mark talking about his baby brother of destruction Kane, Checkers with Koslov, calling Ken, eating fish sticks, sleeping in the basement, his pursuits of becoming a criminal, Kane dreaming of flying squirrels, and much much more! (Check out her other WWE crack fic too, it's all good!)

Almost Like Looking In A Mirror by Dark Kaneanite. Involves Glen, Mark, Kevin Nash, and others. Kevin becomes stalkerish and sort of possessed by the need to have Glen who has been impersonating him as Fake Diesel. Relationship chaos ensues. Very very good! Anything Dark Kaneanite writes is excellent.

Fear Itself by TheVampireLucinda. A group of the guys including Mark, Glen, Shawn, Rey, Adam, Randy, Cena (I think that's it although I want to say Batista may be in there? It has been a while since I read it) Really good fic started for Halloween. The superstars get invitations to a haunted house and decide to go check it out. They all end up facing their greatest fears, will they conquer their fears or will fear consume them? Great horror fic. :) I recommend reading at night while dark, adds to the creepiness. :D

101 WWE Ficlets by Taker-took-my-toys. Not only is her name pretty darn cool, but this humorous fic is really funny. Just think of Kane doing a lot of stealing, Mr. Kennedy getting stuck in a giant wooden shoe, or HBK accidentally getting breast implants. That's only some of the random craziness that goes on, check it out and find out for yourself you'll be in stitches with laughter I'm sure! :D

Writers Block by Dark Kaneanite who is one of my very favorite writers on this site. Excellent writer and excellent story about a writer named Fiona. Glen finds she has moved in next door to him. They don't hit it off too well but at the same time they can't deny there are some kind of feelings and or attraction between them. The problem is Glen and Mark are both pursuing Fiona at the same time. This is a way awesome fic check it out!!

Silent Hearts by EroSenin'sDeciplesKJT. Slash fic with lots of pairings. Main pairing is Shawn/Cena which to my surprise works very, very, well. Vince decides to put Cena and Shawn together as a tag team after Hunter has to sit out due to injury. The two think it will be weird getting to know each other, but in the process Cena discovers he is attracted to Shawn...and the more he tries to deny it the more feelings he feels. He at last decides to pursue Shawn but Shawn is not ready to open his heart...or is he? Can Cena and Shawn really be together? Will they make it? Also includes Taker, Morrison, Randy, Edge, Batista, and a surprise guest that throws Shawn and Cena for a loop. This is a really good fic!!

Almost Paradise by takersgurl35. This is a great fic about Mark Calaway and his falling in love with a woman who has some very cute and mischevious children. It's very heart warming, fun, just a wonderful fic. :)

Driving Me Crazy written by extremeshan81 with Shannon Moore, Jeff Hardy, CM Punk, and another character. It's a romance/drama type fic.

World of Darkness Book 1 and 2 written by Souless666 with The Undertaker, Kane, (mainly) Hardys and others--Souless666. This is really cool, uses Take and Kane's kayfabe powers as real, it is fantasy adventure type fic with darkish overtones, at least that's how I would describe it. It's hard to give a more detailed discription because a lot goes on. It's excellent and very different (in a good way) from most stories on this site.

Children of The WWE by Undertaker of the Sith it is really funny and Mysterio is insanely cute...hewwo fwiends! Involves lots of WWE stars and divas turning into 5 year olds and driving Vince, Shane, and Coach crazy.

This Old House with HHH, HBK, Taker, Kane, main characters and it is writen by Divine Arion and is amazingly hillarious! What kind of trouble can these four manage to find? LOTS! After a strike, Vince lays off his superstars. HHH, HBK, Taker, and Kane end up sharing a house and trying to live life and make ends meet while they are laid off. Arg, there goes Hunt running around with his axe again...CHOPPY CHOPPY CHOPPY!

Gazing Into The Abyss by xMorbidxAngel, this is a supspense/horror story involving Jericho, Kendrick, Taker, HBK, and the Hardyz. It is fun, chilling, creepy and kinda gory with a bit of humor supplied by The Heartbreak Kid :) These guys find themselves in an old mental asylum with a killer on the loose...could the killer turn out to be one of their own? OMG!!

Savin' Me by Hanson's Hot this is a Shawn Michaels angsty fic and it is very good, awesome descriptions and very well written emotion. This is a story that makes you forget it is a story, you just get lost in it and feel what Shawn is feeling. It's amazing! Shawn's struggle with his addictions/demons. Hanon's Hot is another amazing writer on this site and anything written by this person is always worth reading.

Sail Away this is under Souless666's name. It is a round robbin writen by (so far) Souless666, Dark Kaneanite, Isilofthedark, The Vampire Lucinda, and me. It's a fun and interesting fic with comedy, drama, lust, fun, pain, romance, mystery, lots of stuff. Involves a lot of superstars, Taker, Kane, HBK, HHH, Hardyz, CM Punk, Bam Neely, Hawkins and Ryder, Jericho, Finlay, and many others. Vince decides to make a cruise with fans and wrestlers...what an idea, and what chaos and drama!

Dark Side of the Soul written by xMorbidxAngel. It is very very amazing, it is certainly one of the best fics I've read on here. Cody Rhodes is an FBI profiler who is tormented by his past...his father murdered over 20 women and young Cody was there to witness each and every horrible crime. Now Cody is trying to catch a killer who is targetting fratboys. On his quest to do so he is forced to deal with his painful memories, inner demons, desires, and all sorts of things. During his investigation he meets reporter Beth Phoenix who only further aggravates his problems by unwanted media attention...but she may also get some 'unwanted attention' of her own later on. He also meets tatoo artist Jeffery Hardy who draws him into a strange sort of affair depsite the fact that Jeff could or could not have something to do with the killings. This is an extremely amazing fic, the author did a lot of research and it shows in the story. It's so full of suspense and drama you wont be able to stop reading it! :D Includes Cody Rhodes, Jeff Hardy, Vince McMahon, Chris Jericho, Beth Phoenix, Nattie Neidhart, Shawn Michaels, Victoria, and slash with Jeff/Cody.

12/5 Rant time! I watched some Hell in a Cell matches, and it made me sad. There were clips from feuds and storylines such as Taker and Kane, Taker, Kane, Mankind, and even some Stone Cold thrown in. I was just watching these and was intrigued by the feuds and storylines. I mean we had the ever amazing Undertaker, Kane (with mask and old ring attire which looked way way awesome) and we had Mankind (Mick Foley)who I actually didn't realize was supposed to be Kane's cousin I guess? Well he refered to Paul Bearer as Uncle Paul. But I really loved all that. It made me nostalgic and miss those times. It would be nice to see Taker and Kane back together in a great storyline, heck it would be great to see Kane win something and be showcased better. I don't know, maybe that is Glen Jacob's choice to put others over and such, but if it isn't then please get some different writers or whatever. I think creative could be so much more creative than they are. We have a lot of the same people feuding all the time, etc. I feel like seeing something like Kane/Taker or Kane, Taker, Mankind, whatever although those storylines were less realistic than say the Chris/Shawn angle, I think that was way more entertaining than having Randy come run his mouth about Batista, then Batista smirks and says a few words and stares Randy down until he leaves. I mean it's just...needs more in my opinion. I just feel like wrestling has downsized or something, don't know if that's the right word or not though.

Second rant...there are a lot of very plain, normalish gimmicks these days. I mean that's fine to an extent but it seems to me that the more sort of gimmicks like Taker, Kane, Mankind, Boogeyman, that those sort of gimmicks are dying down. They are being replaced by more traditional things: the charismatic likeable face, the arrogant cocky heel. I know both of those are necessary but can't we be a little more creative? I love Kane to death but it seems vevn he is being normalized. I mean he's supposed to be big and bad and crazy but I think they put a damper on it and don't take it to the level it could be. So what if it is not necessarily realistic...people don't read and watch movies because it's real, the do it to be entertained. Just because the gimmick is something we all know could never happen, like being a dead man or having magical powers, it doesn't matter! People like that because it's amazing and over the top. It's something fantastic that we love to be entertained and although we know it's not real we accept it because it's so damn cool! I mean, the Undertaker, do I even have to say more? I would argue he is the best, well up there with Shawn Michael's because Michael's is the best too. But not only is he an amazing wrestler but his gimmick is just so over and so...so much a part of wrestling. No one questions it. It will be a sad day when the WWE see's Mark Calaway leave. I can't imagine wrestling without him! But anyway, look how people responded to him and his gimmick? I would argue he is at the top of the list of popular with the fans. I guess my main point is I don't want to see the more unreal but amazing gimmicks and angles fade out of wrestling. I don't want it to be just the jerk against the one we all love. Can't it be more? Can't we just be taken in by a bit of fantasy, a bit of magic, a bit of the imagination? I don't want to see those kinds of amazing wrestlers disapear from the scene, wrestling would be a sad place.

And please if you haven't, watch some Hell in a Cell matches perferable with Mick Foley/Taker or Mick Foley/HHH or any with taker. Freaking amazing, you will be in shock and awe at what these guys do I'm serious. All my respect to the wrstlers out there, thank you for your passion. :)

1/4 I am so aggravated!! I got home around 12:30 am, got to bed about 1:30am, didn't fall asleep till about 2. Then I have a dream with Randy Orton and John Morrison, don't worry nothing kinky mainly them talking about why people hate Randy and then them kissing which is weird. Then, I swear this happened, Randy turns from John and it's like he's looking at me and he asks me to get up and write. I am NOT kidding! He kept doing it until I really woke up! Durn the ignoramous! It was 5:30 am and once I woke up because of that I couldn't go back to sleep and had to get ready later and go to church and try to stay awake. I'm so mad at that dumbo! He still wants me to write it and it's not bad its just I don't know if it would fit yet in the fic (Discovering Love) but I tried writing an update on it and I can't because Randy is sitting on the bed next to John going please? Please? Please write it? Ggggrrrr! I was normal until I started doing fan fic...okay so that's a stretch lol I was never normal, but at least I didn't have stupid muse idiots in my head like now!

Jericho Muse: You speak of me?

Wrestlefan4: GROAN Please no, please go away

Jericho Muse: NEVER BWA HAHA!

Randy Muse: Quit doing this and write me!

Wrestlefan4: But you're after Cena you idiot!

Randy Muse: I know...but wouldn't John Mor and I look cute together? See? Don't you see us in your head sitting on the bed?

Wrestlefan4: Unfortunatly I do, because you wont GO AWAY!

JBL Muse: I love how evil I am! It's fun.

Wrestlefan4: Obviously

Miz Muse: What is wrong with me? I'm a wreck, (pout) JBL can you please huggles me?

Jericho Muse: Iiiiiick! Me and Adam are so much sexier!

Randy Muse: No, me and Mor!

John Morrison muse: I wanna my Mizzie back!

Miz Muse: No, me and my Texan!

JBL: Yes, me and my plaything I mean er um, my baby. (huggles Miz)

Randy muse: NO me and Cena! I will get him!!

Cena muse: Go to hell!

Taker muse: Hey! I don't want Orton's sorry ass, send him to 'Parts Unknown' and let my baby bro deal with him

Kane muse: Me? No. Hey when is my story gonna be done? I wanna know I wanna know!

Randy muse: Oh, oh! Me and Cena and John Mor! Threesome!!

Wrestlefan4: Oh.my.stars. ...what the crap am I going to do? (runs away to hide)

Kane muse: Did she just hide from us?

Taker muse: Lookin that way, but that's my job to do the hiding. And I'm good at it. (poof disappears)

4/28 I can't find any Shane-O-Slash!! Someone remedy this!!

Shane-O-Muse: Put me with an OC Wrestlefan.

Wrestlefan4: O.o you...exist? Great. More musi.

Shane-O-Muse: I do. Here, I'll give you money if you listen to me. (waves bills)

JBL: Hey, it's mah job to con her with cash. (smirks and shuffles through money)

Wrestlefan4: what do you idiots think I am some kind of whore, like you can just buy me! (huffs!)

JBL: (looks at Shane)

Shane-O: (looks at JBL)

JBL and Shane: Yes!

Wrestlefan4: (mouth drops open in shock!!)

Jericho: Exucuse me, leave her the hell alone! (hugs WF protectively.)

Wrestlefan4: Thank you Chris. Someone cares.

Jericho: Besides, I need you to pay extra attention to me. (tears up-) I MISS Dark Kaneanites MATTY! (whines)

Wrestlefan: Aaaw...calm down Jerky. (pats shoulder) Want some stickers? (offers glittery stickers)

Jericho: No I want Matty. Well...yes...(takes stickers) I can't resist. (half-smiles and wipes tears)

Wrestlefan4: Aw, you're the sweetest...sometimes.

JBL: Get a freakin' room. (eye roll)

Jericho: How disgusting! (crinkles nose and glares at JBL) I am not straight, and especially not with my writer.

JBL: YOUR writer? (taps foot and glares from beneath Stetson)

Miz: Yeah she writes us too. You don't own her!

JBL: (shocked glance at Miz) WHERE"D YA'LL COME FROM! (throws self at Miz)

Jericho: ew, I just threw up in my mouth. EW and I sounded like Cena. I have to go die now. (wanders away)

Miz: psh...you're supposed to be an ass to me JBL. Stop fawning.

JBL: I am an ass in the story...but I really do like you Mikey. (puppy eyes)

Wrestlefan4: Oh my, please stop. (slaps forehead) I have to think of you as a jack ass Layfield. Don't show me your good side.

JBL: (snarls) BITCH! (throws cigar butt at WF)

Wrestlefan4: -picking ash out of hair- That's better.

Miz: Come on Jibble, I want to have some fun. (takes John's hand)

JBL: Okay darlin'...can I have cheesecake? (brightens)

Miz: No. This does not involve cheesecake...at all. -smirks-

JBL: Okay darlin'. I'll just have some afterwards. (follows after Miz)

Wrestlefan4: they're so insane...or else I am. (shifty eyes) Heh, heh. And what's up with Mizzy muse? He's not all docile and whimpery like he used to be, for a while now he's been running off for long time periods and getting cockier. It's good to know he's recovering from JBL's treatment of him in Discovering Love though. It's weird, even though that story is how it is, my Miz and JBL muses still like each other when they're not involved in that story. ?? I dont get it. Strangeness.

4/30...1:46 am

Jericho: Please WF pwetty pwease can I haz Bazooka?

WF: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Jericho: BUT I WANT IT!! (stomps foot and pouts like a mad child)

WF: NO

Jeri: WHY

WF: Cause I'm the writer and I said so

Jeri: What does that have to do with it!

WF: Cause I'm the boss! That's what!

Jeri: (Pauses, eyes blink, after a few moments laughs and wipes away tears) Yeah WF that was a good one. (sniffle)

WF: It wasn't a joke! I was being seri--oh...hell..you're right. (shoulders slump)

Jeri: Aw, I'm sorry.

WF: Really?

Jeri:...well...sorta.

WF: (smiles) Want some stickers?

Jeri: ...gun stickers?

WF: Okay. (hands gun stickers)

JBL: Uhm...where'd ya'll get gun stickers from?

WF: Hunter...he has a thing with weapons.

Jeri: (perks up) HEY THAT"S NOT FAIR!

WF and JBL: WHAT

Jeri: Hunter gets his sledgey. Why can't I get a BAZOOKA!

WF: H and his sledgey are...like...well...cause it's...part of his gimmick.

Jeri: Note to self, work Bazooka into gimmick. Hm...use it on Taker on next SD...

WF: (slaps forehead)

JBL: That boys cheese dun slipped off his cracker. (shakes head)

WF: My cheese is on its way to slipping too. Soon I'll be wearing a nut-coat.

Mizzy: Someone say cheese? I'm hungry.

JBL: (smirk) Come with me Ah'll give ya somethin' to eat Mizzy.

Mizzy: yay!

WF: Uhm...I wouldn't do that if I were you...(grimaces at the look in JBL's eyes)

JBL: WF, don't scare the kid. You like hot dogs right? (eyes glimmer)

Mizzy: Yeah!

JBL: Well that's good darlin'.

Mizzy: You like hot dogs too Jibble? (holds JBL's hand and brightens happily)

JBL: No darlin'...I like buns though. (winks at WF as he and Mizzy walk off, with Miz being way too excited and clueless)

WF: (goes greenish in the face) Maybe a Bazooka wouldn't be such a bad thing to keep around...

P.S. How is JBL the clueless one and Miz is the perverted one merely two days ago, and today they switched? I guess things are returning to more normal, that's how they nomally are, Miz clueless and JBL pervy and kind of manipulative. O.o Maybe it would be best if I quit trying to figure them out.

4/30 11:36 am

They've been at it since I woke up this morning. Now after reading Terrahfry's Muse Troubles...Jericho wants a dart gun. Any suggestions on how to get them to shut up?

Jeri: Yes, give me dartgunz!

WF: Same answer as before.

Jeri: I want to use it on JBL so he'll go away! (whines)

JBL: Hey, what did I do! I haven't done a damn thing! (yells)

Jeri: Well you suddenly decided it's a good idea to not wear your suit and hat...who told you it was okay to wear those trunks anyway? (disgustd lip curl)

JBL: (glares hands on hips, steps towards Jericho) Who told YOU it was okay for you t'wear trunks? You ain't one to be talkin', you're gettin' soft around the middle. (pokes Jerichos muffin top)

Jeri: Hands off!
JBL: That"s not what you said last night...(smirk)

Jeri: Nothing happened between us last night, you just wish it did, you pervy sack of blubber!

JBL: Are you sure?

Jeri: I would never touch you, no matter how much alcohol or drugs were involved in the matter.

JBL: (shrugs)

Jeri: Lemme have that dart gun, It'll do wonders!

WF: No, and you two quit arguing. I have to go to class.

JBL: So...?

WF: And Jibble...can you please put your clothes on?

JBL: WHY why is it just me who looks nasty? (points) Make him put his clothes on too instead of running around here in Matt's wrestling tights!

WF: Well um...(half heartedly) Chris...um...put clothes on.

Jeri: Ha ha, she thinks I'm sexy! (flaunts sexiness)

JBL: I'm sexy too!

Jeri: (pauses a moment, before falling to the floor and rolling around laughing)

JBL: Goddern it! Fine, y'know what...I'm leaving and I'm gonna just give up on this whole damn thing! I'm gonna just say fuck it, and get hellaciuos fat again! (storms off)

Jeri: (smirks) Welll, I like the idea of the dart gun better...but that's one way to get him to leave.

WF: But I need him...I have stuff to do with him!

Jeri: Oh...really? (leer)

WF: Shut up, you perverted lunatic.

Jeri: I lubbs yooo! (hugs)

WF: Quit sucking up, you are not getting a...dart...gu...aw you are so damn cute!! (enjoys the hug for a while) How about if I let you have a paintball gun?

Jeri: YES!! (runs off to get paintball gun)

WF: ...he got to me...AGAIN! (shakes fist) I have no will power. (hangs head) Maybe I should find JBL and get hellacious fat with him.

6/5

Jeri: (drags feet into the bedroom, looking pale, holding midsection. Flops down onto the bed groaning) WF...I've been throwing up all morning...(curls into a ball)

WF: There sweetie, it'll be okay...I...guess (pats head) I don't really know what to do about it. I've never been pregnant and well, you're a guy, and a muse, so...I really don't know how it works hun.

Jeri: That's not very comforting. (sniffle)

Swagger: (peeks out of the closet) WF can I come out of the clothet yet? (meekly)

WF: (glares) I guess so, as long as you don't get any of my other musi drunk and take advantage of them!

Jeri: (sniffle) I hope the baby is Matty's.

Swagger: (smirk, arrogant head bobble) Y'know Crith, we'd have really good lookin' kid.

WF: Do you want to go back into that closet or not! (YELL)

Jeri: WF...(whines) Make him go away please

WF: I don't have anywhere to send him, he can't go out with JBL muse because he's gone somewhere, maybe Miz?

Miz: Huh what? (peeks into room)

Jeri: She's sticking you with baby sitting the all American American Trashbag

Swagger: Trathbag! (stomps foot)

Miz: WHAT NO! (drops to knees in front of WF) Pleasepleaseplease dont' make me! (pleading eyes)

WF: Mizzie...please? Chris is sick and Swag is bugging us.

Miz: How is any of that my fault! He bugs everyone!

Swagger: I am not a trathbag!

WF: Well if Jibble was here I'd let him do it. I don't think Swag would have the balls to sass him, and I know John would keep him in place.

Miz: So get him here! Can't you like, erm, summon him or something? You're the writer!

WF: Since when do I have control over you guys?

Jeri: Long distance relationships suck...(hugs pillow) wish DK's Matty was here.

Swag: You're thuch a weenie whiner (eye roll)

Miz: HA like you can call someone else a whiner, Swagger, if I here about how you were cheated out of your title one more time...

Swag: I WATH DAMN IT!!

Jibbs: Hey there, (glares at Swagger who has now taken up sitting on the bed and poking at Jericho's feet) HEY Swagger, move outta my spot!

WF: John why do you always sit on that same spot on my bed? Always?

Jibbs: Cause ah can lil' girl. (tosses Swagger off the bed)

WF: Anyway, where have you been?

Jibbs: Out to lunch with mah favorite guy. (smile) It was real good too. Ah had a big ass steak, covered with carmalized onions and mushrooms...

Jeri: Oh God...(gags)

Jibbs: Medium rare son, it ain't good if it don't bleed a little when y'sink you're teeth in...(pulls out cigar)

Jeri: I'm gonna be sick (cough)

Miz: John stop talking abou--

Jibbs: What, candy ass gets all sick hearin' me talk about some dead beef?

Jeri: (runs to bathroom)

WF: JOHN STOP IT

Jibbs: WHAT GODDERN IT!

Miz: Jericho is...pregnant

Jibbs: (cocks eyebrow, then falls over laughing like a donkey)

WF: What's so funny! (glare)

Jibbs: Nice joke there guys. (wipes tears)

Miz: It's not a joke! (concerned) Be right back...(goes to check on Chris)

Jibbs: How the...hell? What...who...(confused)

WF: We're as clueless as you.

Jibbs: Matthew knocked up The Ayatollah? (shocked)

WF: Hopefully

Jibbs:...huh? Hopefully?

Swag: Well thee...it...could...be...(gulp) mine

Jibbs: Oh God no, HELL NO, what a whiney ass kid that would be! And you, y'dumb son of a biscuit, what did you go and do that for! Chris and Matt are married, they're the perfect couple, and you gotta go interfere? I should kick your ass so hard you gotta open your mouth to take a shit! (flies off bed and pins Swag to the wall)

Swag: YELP! WF WF GET HIM OFF!

WF: Heh, this is fun.

Miz: (helping Chris back to bed) WF...(whispers) I'm worried, is he supposed to be sick like this?

WF: Well Mizzy people get morning sickness, some worse than others...and the smell or taste of some foods can do it too. I guess he's just sensitive or something. He'll be ok. (huggles Miz)

Jibbs: Swagger wont...(throws Swag to the ground and kicks)

Swag: Whimper...

WF: I'm proud of you guys being so concerned about Chris now that he's expecting. It's nice to see you all get along and care for each other for once.

Swag: You call thith getting along? What about ME?!

Jibbs: Shut up boy! (kicks in gut)

6/6

Blah, everything I try to write lately turns to shit. -_- Updates are not going well, a few new ideas are crashing, arg. My Jericho muse is pregnant and keeps distracting me by looking at pregnancy crap on Webmd and such things. Other than that none of the musi are really cooperating with me. Jeri wants me to do a Matticho MPreg and a few slashy smutty Matticho one shots, but I can't get any of them to work right. John wants to beat up Mizzy in DL, but that's not coming out right either. Walls...arg...well...that's the toughest one I have going on and it's insanely blocked because I can't get the next chap. to work yet. ARG.

6/12

What did I mean up above by saying 'new ideas are crashing'? What does that means? Dunno. Hm so I'm on lackage of sleep. It's not that I went to bed to late and got up to early, I should be fine, I went to bed around 2:30 cause the comp was freezing and got up around 11. Problem is, I was waking up through the night about every ten minutes so I still feel like I didn't sleep. My dog was licking me in the face, and I was having nightmares, AND Chris and Matt muses were waking me up again and again to try to throw ideas at me for "I've Got You Babe" then Chris wants me to answer all his pregnancy questions, like how the hell do I know. Gah. Well, I haz a poem dedicated to my musi, and Matt is DK's but his thrown in there too, caus he loves my Chrissy and my Chrissy loves him.

So Chris is crawling up my bed

tapping fingers to my head

bid me wake and listen to

the things he says he wants to do

Blinking, annoyed, because I was dreaming

as he looks back sheepishly seeming

too cute to be mad at, so I listen

in the dark, his cobalt eyes glisten

Groggily I get a pen,

wave to JBL who sits on the bed again

He always has food, and to Punk's delight

He gets a little fatter every night

A new hobby the Cowboy has aquired

DK's Kane muse, guess he lights Jibb's fire

So while I try to listen to Chris' words race

JBL shoves a cup cake in Chris' face

And Miz wrings his hands and complains

that a pregnant muse should eat healthy things

Him being protective always makes me smile

and Swagger hides in the closet all the while

I can see his eyes peeking round the crack,

when I walk over there he just sinks back

behind my t-shirts and jeans, like a hiding pup

and JBL threatens to beat him up

Now Matt's poofed in too, he's checking on his baby

Maybe sometime tonight I can sleep, just maybe.

I wonder why they always congregate on my bed?

Can't they just be normal, and live in my head?

Ha, I know it's stupid. I don't care.

JULY 8 (I think lmao...too lazy to look at the calendar)

Okay, I don't know how many people actually read my profile...but I'm gonna mention this anyway. I did not fall off the face of the earth, I was not abducted by Chris Jericho (unfortuneatly), and I have not yet destroyed my comp with Triple H's sledgey. I've came close to throwing it out the window though. My chaptered stories haven't been updated in a long time not because I don't want to or haven't been trying, I'm just in a hell of a slump. I can't seem to get anything going with the exception of the co-authored fic with Dark Kaneanite...which it is easier when you can spur each other on and help each other through blocks. I have the occasional one shot here and there but even those are running low lately. I have new ideas, but don't want to start on them until I get my others done. I just wanted to let anyone, you readers, who are kind enough to stick with me, to know that I didn't just run out on everyone. Be patient with me if you can, I swear I'll get them done sooner or later (hopefully sooner!!) The only one I may seriously take down and repost at a later time is the Shawn Michaels prison story "Injustice Has Been Served" but yet I don't know if I can bring myself to take it down. I hate taking down fics...my Jericho muse calls me a hypocrite lol. Anywho, stay tuned and maybe when hell freezes over, or at least when a cool breeze blows through, you'll find an update or two. I do apologize, because it annoys me to have long lags in updates. Thanks, and if you're looking for anything good to read, scroll up and check out my recommended fics list. I don't recommend unless the stories are A material I assure you. So, you won't be let down by any of the titles listed there. Love!!

Chris: WF!!

WF: Yes?

Chris: WF!!

WF: What!? Are you actually going to work with me and let me update some things?

Chris: Psh, why would I do that?

WF: Of course, I must have had a temporary lapse in my insanity. (eye-roll)

Chris: Cut me some slack, I'm pregnant and you want to over work me on three different fics at once? What do I look like a work horse?

Miz: (giggle)

Chris: shut up you...(throws spitball at Miz)

WF: This is not a second grade class room!! (shakes head while trying not to laugh)

Chris: Oh right, it isn't is it? (puts away straw and spit balls)

Miz: (Farts)

Chris: UGH, I'm dying!

WF:...

Miz: (laughing)

WF: I was wrong. It's first grade...(facepalm)

Chris: If it's first grade we'd get snacks, like juice and Animal Crackers...WF YOU GUNNA GIVE US ANIMAL CRACKERS!!

WF:...do I look like I have them? Lemme just pull some outta my ass...

Chris: O.O uh...

Miz: If this was first grade WF, Chris would be eating paste. Oh wait, he does do that doesn't he?

Chris: Shaddup youz!! (Gives Miz wet-willy)

Miz: TEECHUR LIL CHRISSY IS PICKIN ON ME!

WF: I am not nor do I ever wanna be a teacher. I don't really care for children.

Chris: Well we're somewhat like children and you put up with us.

WF: (smiles) Barely Chris. (Hugs musi) Oh, who am I kidding...I love every moment!!

Chris: Cool...so...(pouty puppy face) can you get us some Animal Crackers now?

CONGRATS TO MY JERICHO MUSE AND DARKANEANITES MATTY MUSE FOR EXPECTING TWINNIES BOY & GIRL!

They found out after stealing a sonogram machine...(shifty eyes) which Chris hid in my closet apparently.

He's been going around sonogramming random things lol. Easily entertained XD

Chris: Miz, come here and let me sonogram you!

Miz: (squinty eyes) Um, no.

Chris: Um, YES! (grabs Miz)

Miz: Hey you, do you have any respect for personal space!?

Chris: (pulls up Miz's shirt and squirts gel) Personal space...wha...what? You'll have to explain it to me sometime, assclown.

Miz: That's cold! (whine)

Chris: Hush, the doctor is concentrating! (sonograms Miz' belly)

Miz: What do you expect to find? (eye roll)

Chris: A CHICKEN! (Points and screen excitedly)

Miz: (eyebrow quirk) You're insane, I don't have a damn chicken in my...(squints at screen)

Chris: SEE, SEE...right there! There's the beak, the head, the little comby thing on it's head...

Miz: I-I don't have a chicken...in...my...

Chris: MIZ! (bites nails) THIS IS SERIOUS! YOU HAVE A COCK IN YOUR BELLY!

Miz: No I don't, impossible!

Chris: The almighty machine does not lie, it is an honest machine, a good machine, it always tells the truth.

Miz: (cries) But, but what do I do! (Touches stomach)

Chris: (shrugs) It'll probably peck through your stomach lining like...y'know a chick trying to peck out of an egg. (smirks and uses creepy voice) While your sleeping...the chicken within is going to peck-peck-peck at your colon. See it's little dark, beady eyes, the way it's head jerks around as it stares at you and PECKS YOUR LIVER OUT! BWAHAHA!

Miz: (on the floor crying)

WF: (eye roll) Mizzy you don't have a bird in your--

Chris: Are you calling Chris Jericho a liar?!

WF: I'm calling you an assclown, that's what. Now be nice and tell Mizzy he doesn't have a damn chicken in his guts. (taps foot and scowls)

Chris: (sigh) Okay okay, Mizzy you don't have a cock in your belly.

Miz: (sniffle) I-I duh-don't?

Chris: Nope, you don't. It actually looks more like a ferret...a beady eyed, rabid, little ferret gnawing at your kidneys...(evil grin)

Miz: Oh no, not my fkn kidneys! (cries)

WF: (facepalm)

Nov. 10 SO THIS IS LATE AND CJ MUSE IS NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THE LATENESS...

OCT. 29 2009

CHASE IRVINE-HARDY and TEMPEST IRVINE-HARDY were born. :)

Chase has light hair and blue eyes, Tempest has dark curly hair and blue eyes. So far they seem to take in looks more after Matty, but Chase is really loud and screamy...lol so that must be the Chris coming through XD Seems they were farther along than we all thought, and that was actually a good thing. Meant that there was no way they could be Swags. They were born a couple months early, but are fine. Chris is fine. Matts hand was broken at some point XD lol. Poor Matty.

Nov. 11 2009

I CANT STOP FANGIRLING SO HARD! MONDAY NIGHT! OMJOMJOMJOMJ! RODDY! RODDY! RODDY! RODDY! RODDY! RODDY! JERICHO! TAKER! HOT ROD! HOT ROD! HOT ROD! HOT ROD! DID YOU HEAR?! ROWDY ROOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY PIPER! O.M.J! FK YES!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES! MY FRIENDS ARE READYING THE DEFIBULATOR FOR MONDAY NIGHT CAUSE IMMA HYPERVENTILATE AND FALL OVER DEAD OMJ DID YOU HEAR!? WHEN THE BAGPIPES STARTED PLAYING I SCREAMED AT MY TV OOOMMMJJJ! ROWDY RODDY PIPER! HES COMIN TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS AND HES ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM! IF THE 'E SCREWS UP RODDYS RAW I WILL KILL THINGS! IT BETTER BE KICKASS OR I WILL RANT AND RAVE UNTIL I KNOCK THE EARTH OUT OF ORBIT AND SEND US ALL INTO THE APOCALYPSE AND VINCE WILL BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE...DID YOU HEAR ABOUT NEXT MONDAY?! ROD!! -FLAILSPAZ!!-

Number your 12 favourite Superstars/Divas (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. The Undertaker 2. Chris Jericho 3. Matt Hardy 4. JBL 5. Kozlov 6. Yoshi 7. Booker T 8. Jerry The King Lawler 9. Rowdy Roddy Piper 10. Miz 11. CM Punk 12. Kane

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Yoshi and CM Punk, um no. I don’t think there are any Yoshi fics yet, he’s too new. I could possibly see that pairing. I'm not sure who Yoshi'd be paired with. But I really like him.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No…he wasn’t bad back in APA days. I see an occasional hot pic of him but overall, no. You’d be looking for my lovely twin who is the JBL worshipper, lmao.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Kane got Jerry The King Lawler pregnant, I’m afraid the world would implode. That is just noooot good.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Sadly, no. Someone write about the Rowdy one!! His kilt is winnage! peeks under kilt

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Chris Jericho and Yoshi, um no I really don’t think so.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Um….Kozlov and Roddy or Kozlov and Miz…excuse me while I roflmao! Well we know Roddy is “Rowdy” but I dunno if he could handle Koz. I doubt Mizzy could either. Who knows though, maybe Roddy could teach Koz a thing or two. I’m still laughing, really hard. XD

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Booker T walked in on Jericho and Kane having sex, he’d probably start yelling in that incoherent way of his. He might try to use it as black mail, but who could understand what he was saying enough for it to really mean anything? Rofl

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Matt Hardy and Miz. Well, I have to throw Chris in there because we all know how much I adore Matticho. Summary: Chris is training Mike ‘The Miz’ up to be a heel fit to follow in his footsteps, but what happens when Matt starts to get jealous and accuses them of more than a ‘student and teacher’ relationship?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
The Undertaker and Jerry The King Lawler fluff? I sure as hell hope not. If someone writes that, shoot them please.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Booker T and Kane hurt comfort?! Hold on lemme think. How bout “Wsla9sgo&SEn;o;wwSDshoagss9Sdf….fiiiiire”

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One
If JBL deflowers the Undertaker…how about…JBL is fantasizing about deflowering Taker, cause that’s the only way he’d accomplish that. I don’t mind JBL/Taker like APA days, I like that. But there’s no way JBL is going to deflower the Deadman.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hm…I’m not for sure. But we all know that Matt is best when paired with a certain cocky, arrogant, sexy, amazing, brilliant, talented, sexy, amazing, handsome, blonde, Canadian called Chris Jericho. Viva la Matticho!!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
My twinny writes Punk all the time, always paired with JBL. It’s her OTP and she’s great at if. Punk and JBL may seem strange, but it really works for some reason when written well. Dunno why, just does.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
WHAT!! Jericho, JBL, Kozlov!? Um, no…none of my friends write that, thanx.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Easy. Miz would scream “I’m AWESOME!”

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
If I wrote a song fic about Jerry The King Lawler…How bout “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road” by The Beatles. No no, I kid…seriously don’t look at me like that!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Taker, Kane, and Yoshi. Oh, that poor kid. Warnings: Yoshi dommed by BoD and most likely doesn’t live to tell. ROFL That poor, poor boy.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
What would Miz use to pick up Jericho? Just look at Twitter, I think they’re having some kind of awkward flirt fest. But no really um…how about… “I’m Awesome, wanna go out?” To which Chris laughs and kisses Matt Hardy.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
CM Punk describing a relationship between Jericho and Lawler. How about, twisted, disturbed, filthy, and all around DO NOT WANT.

20) How emo is Seven?
Emo? Is Booker T emo? I really doubt it, but I can’t make out what he’s saying well enough to tell. shrugs Rofl!