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Age: 15

Gender: F

"Are you breeding?"

~Honorius, Bartimaeus Trilogy: The Golem's Eye

Oh My God, I'll

Never Get Home
by Russell Edson

A piece of a man had broken off in a road. He picked it up and put it in his pocket. As he stopped to pick up another piece he came apart at the waist.

His bottom half was still standing. He walked over on his elbows and grabbed the seat of his pants and said, legs go home.
But as they were going along his head fell off. His head yelled, legs stop.

And then one of his knees came apart. But meanwhile his heart had dropped out of his trunk.
As his head screamed, legs turn around, his tongue fell out.
Oh my God, he thought, I'll never get home...

~ ಠ_ಠ ~

P.S. I found this poem on watercircle's account. I liked it for many reasons. Which I won't say because that'll take too long, and I suspect I'll get side-tracked along the way. Anyway... If you're looking for a good Tsubasa Chronicles or Full Metal Alchemist fanfic, I suggest you go over to her account and read Hagaren Country. It's really good. Seriously. It's hard to find good crossover fics, but this one... Totally worth reading.

On an unrelated note: if you're interested in art, anime, manga, or things of the like, you could go over and click on my homepage. It'll lead you to my devArt account. I figure I might as well try to show you something if I don't post any stories up or anything.

(Not that I think you'd care anyway... whoever you are. This is, after all, a fanfiction website. >_>; But it's worth a try...)

(Although I guess some would argue that anime/manga isn't really art, so then... =_= I don't know. I guess I'll have to start calling whatever it is I'm doing with paper and pencil something else sooner or later. Not that I mind all that much. It's not like I'd stop because of that.)

Oh, what the hell, ignore this.