Silence was meant to be enjoyed...

And I'm sure Depeche Mode would agree with me

About me

So here we are in a new year and I've deided to edit my profile...AGAIN!!

Ah well, I guess no one can be too satisfied.

Anyway, my real name is Joshua Stevens and I'm 14 years old. I live in South Africa and am a true disliker of the 'Oranje Blanje Blou' stereotype, hereby meaning all South African males who speak English properly or dislike rugby are wusses. (Even though my home language is Afrikaans)

I have grey eyes and strawberry blonde hair , am rather largely built for my age and like to observe everything. I'm also very politically correct for my age.

My hobbies include writing, reading and practising piano for three hours as well as studying Latin and linguistics. They aren't offered in the national educational curriculum but I find it fascinating. I'm also busy doing my Grade 6 in piano and am a true music fan (EvanescenceEvanescenceEvanescence ColdplayColdplayColdplay :-D ).

Please note that I am under severe writer's block at the moment and won't be updating for a while

FAVORITE BOOKS: Any classic novel, but I like Artemis Fowl, A series of unfortunate events, Young Bond, and of course, the classic Tintin comics.

RELIGION: Christian.

ROLE MODEL: Jesus

FAVORITE MOVIES: La vie en rose, the film about Edith Piaf's life and Elizabeth, the golden age and anything bio/docu/action/adventure/comedy especially political, without any trace of gore and with some edgy violence. (With the exception of Men in Black and The Mummy of course. Chronicles of Narnia stays my evergreen favourite!)

FAVORITE INTERNATIONAL ARTISTS: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Adele and anyone who sings thought-evoking, moving, fresh pop/house/R&B etc...

FAVORITE LOCAL ARTISTS: Freshlyground and Chris Chameleon.

FAVORITE GAMES: Kingdom Hearts (I love Disney!), Tomb Raider (I LOOOOVE archaeology even more!!), Worms (YAY, Hilarious!!), Bullworth Academy and Final Fantasy.

FAVORITE TV SERIESES (Sorry ;), don't know the plural for series.): The local soap, 7de Laan, Desperate Housewives (I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT GAY!! I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH CUZ ITS REALLY HILARIOUS!!), Prison Break (Hell yeah!), That's So Raven (Witty :) ), The Suite Life, Hannah Montana (See Desperate Housewives' bracket)

My stories

(Please note that all my other stories are on hold, I'm gonna concentrate on Scared and The Legend of Sora first)

Well, all I can say about my writing is that I usually like to write crossovers including Kingdom Hearts because it's very adaptable. I am a strict disliker of the homosexual pairing system. I'm also an easy going reviewer. Here are some of my dislikes in fanfics.

1. YAOI AND YURI!!

2. Netspeak like 'ur' instead of your, '2' instead of to etc.

3. Grammatical Errors like the following:

"Fred said Fred was going to Fred's house."

OR!!

"Do you like roses, Mary? Because I like them, Mary. And they are very nice, Mary."

It depends on the way the speaker is quoting it. If the speaker is trying to taunt or annoy another person by repeating the other person's name before the end of each sentence, I'll pass it.

Affiliates on Fanfiction.net

1. ghostfreak101: My brother

2. Keybladeluver: A friend

3. xXMaximumRiderXx: My psychologist, lol. Just kidding

Favourite Pairings

Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy

Sora/Kairi

Roxas/Namine

Yuffie/OC or X-over character

Cloud/Tifa (no kidding)

Axel/Larxene

Tomb Raider

Zip/Anaya

Alister/Boaz

Kurtis/Lara

Artemis Fowl

Artemis/Juliet (LOL)

Butler/Angeline

Things I would like to see in:

Pirates of the Caribbean

See Elizabeth slap Jack (one more time, :) )

Also another movie coming out

Kingdom Hearts

See Kairi and Sora make up (I mean, come on people! We know that theyre really in love!)

Tomb Raider

See Konstantin make a comeback

Well, that's all from me. Enjoy my stories!