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| Helen Bache |
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Author has written 29 stories for Indiana Jones, Supernatural, and Star Trek: 2009. Hiya! My name is Helen Bache and I'm sixteen yrs old, birthday on August 31. I GOT A HUNDRED ON MY PERMIT TEST!! My favorite color is black and I obsess over books movies and TV shows. My current obsession has switched from TDK and The Joker, to Supernatural and Dean. I love Dean. He's amazing. I can remember the most random facts of Dean and his awsomeness. My fav. Epi. is well i don't have one, I love them all except Route 666. I HATED that one. I also don't like Heart much, cuz it's sad for poor Sam, and, well, my bff Elaina loves Sam as much as I love Dean, so I hate it in support of her. And you know whats really awsome?? I got her (her being Elaina) addicted to Supernatural. It's amazing. We're so obsessive it's not even funny. Okay it's a little bit funny. Every time Sam uses his powers,or when Dean kisses, or flirts with someone, I have a temper tantrum. I get spastic and crazy when something good happens, or even when it fricking starts. During spring break, I watched the whole first three seasons over. Maybe not so crazy to some of you, but it's kind of starting to piss my parents off. lol. Oh and uh car? Duh Helen. Well, some of you will agree with me that a '67 Impala is the best car out there, and well thats the kind of car i want. I've been looking for one for a yr. but thats not long at all. It's my dream car, and i KNOW that i will not flip flop on it like i do my fave tv shows and movies. It is the most amazing car in the world, and if anyone says it's not, well i'd rather not say online. I might get arrested. But seriously, I would do anything for that car. To get it, or take care of it. Go ahead. ask me anything. i'd give it up. Swear to god, i would die for that car. crazy yes, but i really don't care what you think. Honestly, i love that car more than anything. Including Dean. Sorry Dean, but i do. A couple months ago, my mom grounded me off the computer, and at the moment i was all about the computer, so my BFF Elaina gave me an entertainment pack, a couple DVDs a coloring book and a pack of crayons. I am all about coloring, and this was a 48 pack. I had never gotten more than a 24 pack so i was all excited. A couple weeks later, I still had the pack of crayons, and it hit me, 'this is probably the biggest pack of crayons in the whole house!' so i started running around yelling 'WORSHIP THE FOURTY-EIGHT PACK!' so i ran to my mom 'WORSHIP THE FOURTY-EIGHT PACK' and she ran into her closet grabbed a tin and yelled 'WORSHIP THE SIXTY-FOUR PACK!' she had a sixty four pack since before i was born! it was a delux kit too! it came with limited edition colors AND SHE WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY WITH THEM! i was so pissed, so i went and bought myself a ONE-HUNDRED AND TWENTY PACK! so now I am the supreme crayon ruler of the house again! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Ok, FanFiction Info time. If i put you on my favorite authors list, it's a HUGANTIC compliment, because i hardly ever do that. i mean i have to like ALOT of your stories. No Offence to anyone who hasn't made it. Author alert usually goes along with Fav. Author. But sometimes not. Most of the time, i put your story on story alert, and as soon as it's finished, it goes on Fav. story. and if the Story is Exceptionally well, i put it on fav story BEFORE it's finished. I am a yaoi fan of sorts. I enjoy it if it makes sense. But if the characters are related, and it would be incest, i DON'T like it. at all. Oh, and I really hate it when people tell others how to write a story plot-wise. If anyone does that to me, I'd do it just to spite them. Random Quotes: "HELEN!! IT'S THE BEST THING SINCE UNDERWEAR!!" "What is?" "...Hi." ~ My Sister and me if dreams are a wish that your heart makes, my heart must want to kill me.~Me "twinkle twinkle little bat, how i wonder what you're at, up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky" ~Dormouse (Alice in Wonderland) "ELAINA!! I UNDERSTAND PIE!! I HAVE REACHED ENLIGHTENMENT!!" "...Helen you're so weird."~ Me and Elaina after my first piece of pie. Dude you fugly.~Dean Winchester "I'm cold" "cover up." "Nah. I like it." ~Elaina, some guy on AIM, and me pretending to be Elaina on AIM. Driver picks the Music, Shot gun shuts his cakehole.~ Dean Winchester. "Remember Helen, the other guy is ALWAYS an idiot"~my dad on safe driving. I know what your thinking, Why did it have to be clowns? Well at least im not afraid of flying! HEY! Planes crash! and apparently clowns kill!~Dean and Sam Winchester. "Hey Elaina guess what?" "Chicken butt?" "no but good guess. Boo." Gasps dramatically ~Me and Elaina I just wanted you to know, Im Here for you, you brave little soldier! I acknowledge your pain. C'Mere. Too Precious for this world!~Sam Winchester. "i like pie. Except the crusty ones. Like apple pie, Cherry pie and grape pie." "Grape pie?! I've never heard of grape pie!" "Well neither have i but some fool has to have made it at some point!" ~Me and my sister after my first piece of pie. "Helen! Look at all the pretty flowers!" "Those are leaves" "No the flowers, on the bush." "Yeah, those are leaves" "Oh,"~ Elaina and Me If you want to randomly talk to me, for whatever reason, Check out my facebook. :P
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1. Barbarians reviewsThe Bridge Crew meets the Mirror!Crew.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete2. Mabel reviewsE/O Challenge. Words: Mark, Keep, Independence. The Boys meet an awesome Puppy.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-10 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete3. Demon Possession » reviewsDeans protective tattoo is scratched off and a demon takes over his body. The demon has plans for both Sam and Dean. And they are not good. Rated for swearing and torture. Hurt!Limp!Sam, Limp!Torture!Dean.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 7-12-10 - Published: 3-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete4. Green reviewsE/O Challenge. Word: Mark Dean comes in contact with a small child.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-10 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete5. Countryfied reviewsDean gets a really bad song stuck in his head.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-8-10 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete6. Pox » reviewsE/O Challenge. Sam has the Chicken Pox, and Dean goes on a hunt without him.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-20-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete7. Rainbow Farts reviewsE/O Challenge. Happy Birthday InSecret!Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-30-09 - Dean W. & Jo H. - Complete8. Glitter reviewsE/O Challenge. Dean is injured, and Sam fusses over him.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete9. Nightmare reviewsE/O Challenge. Sammy has a nightmare. Wee!Chesters!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete10. Hallucinations reviewsE/O Challenge. Dean and Sam get a call.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete11. Nerves reviewsE/O Challenge. Sam is getting on Dean's nerves. Pointless really.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete12. Ambulance reviewsE/O Challenge Goes with Mosquitoes. Dean is in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete13. Mosquitoes reviewsE/O Challenge Sorry it's so late! Dean is hurt.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-23-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete14. Sick Sammy reviewsE/O Challenge. Sam is sick!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Sam W. & John W. - Complete15. Relax, Sam reviewsE/O Challenge. Sam is kidnapped by a ghost.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete16. Roller Coaster reviewsE/O CHALLENGE. Don't know how to Summarize without giving away. So I won't. Sorry it's late, and sorry i haven't been playing!Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-16-09 - Dean W. & Sam W.17. Stupid Spongebob reviewsE/O Challenge. Just a smmall conversation the boys have before going on their next hunt.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-22-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete18. Undying Love reviewsE/O Challenge word: Shudder. San and Dean go on a salt and burn trip, with a slightly creepy, sort of sweet backround.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete19. Fevers reviewsE/O Challenge. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAD SERVER! dean has a fever. only need to read my other story 'Illness' to understand.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-8-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete20. Hell Again reviewsE/O CHALLENGE Deans having fever induced halucinations. And they're a nightmare.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-1-09 - Dean W. - Complete21. Illness reviewsE/O CHALLENGE. Dean is sick but doesn't want to admit it.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete22. Dreams reviewsE/O Challenge Dean wakes up in the middle of the night and has some wierd thoughtsSupernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-09 - Dean W. - Complete23. Cows reviewsE/O CHALLENGE WEECHESTER! Sam Dean and John are in the car and Sam brings up a strange point.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete24. Three Different Thermometers reviewsE/O Challenge. Dean is faking sick. Karma gets him back.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-11-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete25. Punches reviewsE/O CHALLENGE. I didn't do last weeks challenge so both challenge words Flinch and Lash are in here.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-4-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete26. Waitresses Suck reviewsE/O CHALLENGE challenge word, Local. Tiny drabble about Sam and Dean in a diner.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete27. Breakfast Time! reviewsE/O challenge. Sam and Dean go to interrogate a man. with unexpected results.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-15-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete28. Hearing Problems reviewsE/O Challenge. Word: Keen. Sam and Deanare going on a normal salt and burn trip. or are they?Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-7-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete29. Indiana Jones and the Spear of Destiny » reviewsRussians want Indy to help them find the real Spear of Destiny, the holder is said to 'hold the destiny of the world in his hands'. Can Indy stop them? post KOTCS.Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-14-08 - Complete
