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Author has written 7 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Warriors, Twilight, Incarceron series, Multiplex, and Total Drama series. Hello, Silvore. If your wondering how i got my penname, it is a combination of Silver, and Ore. Note: This Profile is currently going under construction. If you have any suggestions for changes, please alert me in a PM or Review. Thanks! (All construction ideas/notes will be italicized and underlined) Note: If you want to see the All New SECOND PART CONTINUATION of my profile, scroll down to where you see a long lineof letters. Those are all of my favorite fandoms. I told you they were a lot. IMPORTANT! TOTAL DRAMA FANS LOOK HERE!: There is a new Total Drama roleplay website that one of the users on this site created. Awesome right? You can create your own character, or play one of the existing ones. I'm Noah already, sorry Noah fans, but it is super awesome! The link is: " http:// s4. zetaboards. com/ Total_ Drama_ Roleplay/ index/ " without the spaces. Tell your friends! Take a look! Some stuff about me: My Favorite: Color: Silver/Purple Animal: Cat Kingdom, preferably panthers Occupation: Writer/Carpenter Food: My mom's potato salad Drink: Sprite Mix (Sprite, Lemonade, and Hi C Punch) Subject: This Year: English! My teacher is so awesome and funny. Communication Device: Email. Genre: School Story, Fantasy, and Adventure Website: Obviously, fanfiction.net Song: Too many, it changes too often Artist: Same as above Band: Three Days Grace, Paramore Books: Warriors, Deliver Us From Normal, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Incarceron, and Charlie Bone Anime: Death Note Comic: Garfield, Foxtrot, and Calvin and Hobbes TV Show: Charmed, Ghost Whisperer, Heroes, Scrubs, Glee Cartoon: Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour/ Reloaded! Simpsons, Teen Titans, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Sonic X, Kirby: Right Back At Ya Reality TV Show: Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour/Revenge of the Island! The Apprentice, So You think You can Dance, and American Idol Movie: Chaos Theory! (that movie was amazing) Star Wars I-III, Get Smart, and Night at the Museum 1 and 2 Play: A Very Potter Musical (Youtube) Song of the week: Open Your Eyes - Norwegian Recycling Quote of the week: (PM me for your own quotes) "Listen, the young handsome hero saving your life is always right, even if he Thank you Kandi Luva, for being the first person who has ever sent in a quote, and writing an awesome Gwen and Duncan TDI story. Kandi Luva, if Fanfiction had friends, you'd be at the top of my list right now! Stay Awesome! I haven't been keeping up with this lately, so tell me if you think I should delete/change this. For all fanfiction subjects that I am interested in, there will be a category for it. They will go in order of when I posted it. Twilight My sister forced me to read this book, and ruined it for me. I don't like Twilight for now, maybe I will when I reread. I've read eclipse though, and that was pretty good. I really think Twilight is OVERRATED! That's right, I said it. I mean, its okay, but there are so many more books that are better. So: Team Edward or Team Jacob: Team JACOB! I feel so bad for him, it would have been so much easier if he had imprinted on bella in the first place. Favorite Character: Jacob and Alice Volturi: Aro Character's power: Jasper's Empathy TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND Wow. This is possibly my favorite show EVER! I think this is the best Canadian show ever. And the idea of having a cartoon reality TV show... that's just genius. (When I say Total Drama Island, I include Total Drama Action and Total Drama World Tour too) What its about: A group of teenagers living in Canada sign up for a contest where they could win one hundred thousand / million dollars (differs per season). But, the contest proves to be run by an obnoxious, annoying pretty-boy, and has many surprises (some due to underfunding). There will be love, backstabbing, alliances, and most of all DRAMA! (This is all a cartoon, by the way) Favorite Characters (scrambled order): Leshawna! I know she was mean in TDA, but she is so cool, and she's one of the only competitive but nice people there! DJ! Despite the fact he's a mama's boy, he's so nice. Duncan! Just Cool. He's awesome. Gwen! I dunno... she just is great. Bridgette! How can you not like her? She's a cool surfer chick. Beth! She's nice. And she has the sort of likable quality to her. Geoff! He's the kinda laid back guy everyone likes. Thats just it. Izzy! She's crazy, but cool at the same time. Sierra! She's frickin epic when she goes into fight-for-Cody-mode. And she's so funny! Noah! It's sad that someone as smart as him doesn't see how to win a hundred thousand/million dollars. But he's totally awesome! Cody! If only Gwen would like him... Who I really want to win one of these seasons: Leshawna. She was my favorite form the start, ever since she cussed out Heather! She is someone who really deserves a mil. Death Note: Whoa. This is a super awesome series. I frickin love it. I'm reading the English comic books, and I've just finished the series, and I am welcome to talking about it. What its about: A teenage boy, Light Yagami, finds a book one day called a Death Note. With it, comes a Shinigami (death god, or demon) who reveals that if you write someone's name in the Death Note, they will die. Light uses this to try to make a Utopia by killing the world's villains, but when he is hunted down by the police and the best detective in the world, is he in over his head? My view: This was really action packed, and written very well. It is a very easy read, and I personally loved it. Favorite Character: L (yes, thats a character's name). He is frickin awesome. Also Near, and Matsuda. Favorite Shinigami: Ryuk is too stupid for my taste, though he is really awesome, and my favorite Shinigami. Though, Rem is also really awesome. So both Favorite Book of the Series: #5 and #6, because Light was actually good. Even though Ryuk was gone (how sad) it was the best ones, besides the last one. Favorite Quote: Bang! And if you go like this... L! - L, Death Note Encyclopedia Favorite Quote about the book by others: I think of Near as a sheep, a small, fluffy, sheep. Incarceron: My all time favorite book EVER. Yes, I just said that. I seriously love this book, and am a total fan. I even started the wikia of this! What its About: Imagine a prison so vast, that it has mountains, valleys, corridors, and seas. A prison with no sunlight, but only red eyes, watching you. In this prison is Finn, a man who is convinced that he came from the Outside, but nobody except one has ever escaped. Imagine a world where time is forbidden, stuck in the 17th century. In this world is Claudia, doomed to an arranged marriage, caught in an assassination plot. One Inside. One Outside. But both imprisoned. Imagine Incarceron. Favorite characters: Jared, Attia, and Claudia. All of them were beautifully written. They are expertise. Inside or Outside: Hmmm... I would go crazy in Incarceron, so Outside This is the copy and Pastes I made up (completely original): Middle East is NOT a constant war zone. Middle East is NOT an American hating place where we keep inventing plans to blow up america. Middle East is NOT a place where we judge people by where they come from. Middle East is NOT a place where our rulers steal money from our people. Middle East is NOT a place where the rulers don't treat its people with respect. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotypes. And when I say not, I mean not the WHOLE Middle East. (I am not bringing down America Airlines in any ways. I could have put any airline name in. I just needed a name. For amusement purposes only) Pilot: Welcome to American Airlines. Our flight has a 70 percent chance for crashing, unlike other flights that have 60 percent of crashing. In case of emergencies, for example, (Insert a person you don't like here) walking down the aisle, jump out the nearest exit: your window, with or without a parachute. Optional: throw out (Insert person you don't like here) with you. In case of too much air pressure, air masks will fall from above. Please be careful of the cinderblocks coming down with them. Cross your fingers you won't die, and we are glad you payed 2000 dollars for this flight. (Hopefully) Have a safe flight. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you've read this a million times, and wish you would stop seeing it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you refuse to read Twilight because you are afraid of becoming hooked and will abandon Warriors, Copy and paste this onto your profile. HELP ME! MY COM IS GOING CRAZY! IT HATES ME AND FANFICTION! please, please copy and paste this. If you think Brambleclaw SUCKS, and Squirrelflight should've chose Ashfur or Stormfur COPY AND PASTE AND LET THE WORLD KNOW! If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile If you thank god that Erin hunter publishes every 6 months, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've actually found your name on google, copy and paste this on your profile If you have a fanfiction thats so good, you'd send it to the author and are really sure they'll love it, copy and paste this into your profile If you found yourself staring at a picture of the power of three, and think 'If these are supposed to be squirrelflights and Brambleclaw's kits, why the HECK are jaypaw and hollypaw black and grey?' copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're crossing you're fingers Firestar will DIE soon, copy and paste this onto your profile. ECLIPSE SPOLER!: If when you found out the power of three were not squirrelflights kits, you did NOT gasp, just shouted I KNEW IT! THEY'RE LEAFPOOL AND CROWFEATHER's copy and paste this into your profile SPOILER END! If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever choked on you're spit, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto your profile If you wonder if Whitestorm was Cloudtail's father, copy and paste this onto your profile Maggie Simpson costs 847.63 dollars. If you are now wondering why she costs that much and where on her body is her bar code, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Brambleclaw is not right for leader, and that Brackenfur or Graystripe would be better, copy and paste this onto your profile If you wonder why Thunderclan has never made an attack to another clans territory over the past three series (which is how many moons?) copy and paste this onto your profile If you say at random moments 'I like cake!'/cookies/brownies/etc. copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't, try it. Its fun and makes people laugh. If you've ever want to punch one of those snobby 'cool' people in the face (or did), copy and paste this onto your profile If you're free in fanfiction, but closed up in real life, but want to open up, copy and paste this onto your profile If you beleive guys should be able to sing/like songs sung by girls without being called gay, since girls can for guy's songs, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction. I think I'm gonna stop. I'm bored. copy paste if u bore'd If you loved being a kid, and wish you were longer, copy and paste this onto your profile Copy and Pastes A black man stepped onto a bus and took a seat near the back. A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!" Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you don't know what wirters block is, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friend that you thought you could trust told your crush you liked him or her, copy and paste this to your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If your profile is in a never ending state of change, copy and past this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, pink with purple polka dots, copy this to your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo dipstick, copy and paste this in your profile If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you're an avid fan of Harry Potter, copy this onto your profile! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese," "cookie," or "pie," copy and paste this into your profile. If you like copying and pasting things into your profile to make it long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or if two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever been on a site, seen whos playing, and seen a name that is familiar to you for some reason, sent the person a message telling them so, and then figure out it was your pen name, copie and paste this into your profile Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read every single warrior book ever made, copy and paste this to your profile If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile. Too many kids and teens are smoking and using marijuana. If you haven't tried it, copy and paste this to your profile. (To those who do this: YOU ARE ALL POWERFUL, RESISTING DRUGS! GO YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T SMOKE OR USE MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF DRUG!!) If you can sing pretty well, copy and paste this to your profile. If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile (p.s. Being unique is what makes you cool!!) 93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much),Pinetail, Mossface from Windclan, Silvore If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile. If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. If you hate Squirrelflight for what she did to Ashfur, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Millie (from Warriors) sucks, and are mad at Erin Hunter for killing Silverstream, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you LOVE Ashfur with all your heart and are NOT afraid to yell it out loud, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Sakeraa, Swanwing, Streamcloud, Demon Kitty Girl, IcyUmbreon, Sienna Rhiannon Chase,Pinetail. Mossface from Windclan, Silverwhisker (kinda), If you hate Leafpool for causing Cinderpelts death, copy and past this inot your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile. If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile If you are an Obama supporter, copy and paste this into your profile If you love your MP3, iPod, or boombox, copy and paste this into your profile If your parents met in the most unromantic situation ever in the history of the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have (or wish you had) a cat, copy and paste this into your profile If there is one time in your life that stands out from all the others, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate taking medicine, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an extremely strange combination of genres on your MP3 or iPod, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have in-jokes that are known to scare mundanes, copy and paste, and then go dance around with a pillow while "nom nom nom"ing its face off. For teh win! If your worst nightmare consists of the supposedly-seductive attack of the Mary Sues in Forks, Alagaesia, Hogwarts, the Warriors forest, Tortall, Ancelstierre or anywhere else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile. If you like ShadowClan more than ThunderClan, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Breezepaw is hated by his father, copy and paste this into your profile. I LOVE a lot of gray/black warriors. If you just realized you do too, copy and paste this into your profile. If you look at people's profiles just to find more "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Daisy and Millie should burn in HellClan, copy this to your profile. If you think Cloudtail is an idiot but cool, copy this to your profile. If you like screaming "You'll never get married, get over it!" to the people who annoy you constantly, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. I, hereby, am protesting the long life that Barkface has served as medicine cat and think that he has lived longer than a cat could possibly live in the Warriors World without dying or retiring. Therefore, Barkface, current WindClan medicine cat, should either die or retire so Kestrelpaw (who is way cooler) can be medicine cat instead. If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. What High School Musical has Taught Us (Or at least the ones who actually pay attention...) 1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number. 2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends. 3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss. 4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song. 5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you. 6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer. 7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot. 8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board. 9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed! 10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer. 11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly! 12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly! 13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events. 14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation 15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop. 16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer. 17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge. 18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it. 19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris. 20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the hell?'. 21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend. 22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests. 23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context. 24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area. 25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber' 26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous... 27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club. 28. Iced tea from England is blue 29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely... 30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way 31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down. 32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go. 33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. 34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs. 35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff. 36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams. 37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem. 38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills 39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely. 40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think that the ThunderClan cats really should get bored just eating, sleeping and hunting all day, and should, from the end of this series, GO AND GET A LIFE, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list- EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader~Rainy~,Pinetail ~, Mossface from WIndclan, Silvore (but they battle..), you live in lala land, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you were utterly SHOCKED to find out that Whitestorm is Bluestar's NEPHEW, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you've ever searched for yourself on Google for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love forbidden loves ,copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Whitewing should have gotton her warrior name before SQuirrelflight and Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile Think that Daisy should get a life and move out of the nursery?copy and paste this into your file Do think that Stormfur and Brooks kits will have tribe names copy and paste into your file Ashfur should just get a life and take another mate copy and paste into your file Do you think that Ashfur got his name by being burned by Squirrelflight copy and paste into your file(lol)WHOEVER MADE THIS NEEDS TO READ THE FIRST SERIES! If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have given youself, your cat or both a warrior name copy and paste this into your profile Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile - If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile! (Almost everyday) Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, Violetbreeze, Silverwhisker If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Spottedheart, violetbreeze, silverwhisker If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Crowfeather's a stupid furball for betraying Leafpool, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Squirrelflight rocks your socks, copy and paste this into your profile If you think, Spiderleg and Thornclaw deserve mates, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jaypaw is more grumpy than the elders some days, copy and paste this into your profile. If you heart Lionpaw, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever hear item # songs and think of Warriors' characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all: If you wish, more than anything else, that magic (REAL magic, not the stupid fairy dust kind, but the intense, Words of Power, Balance, Eragon/Lord of the Rings kind) was real, or that there really was another world somewhere (not the fake, Unicornland kind, but the real, solid, Narnia kind) , copy and paste this into your profile. If you randomly quote stories in public and you are acutely aware of it but you do it anyway, copy & paste this in your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are constantly frustrated about kids who refuse to learn and cause trouble for teachers copy and paste this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile. WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. This following sad story was written by: Jim Willis When I was a puppy I entertained you with my antics My housetraining took a little longer than expected, because We went for long walks and Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your She, now your wife, is not a ”dog person”-still I welcomed Only she and you worried I might hurt As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to I loved everything about them and their touch - I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and These Now you have a new career opportunity in another city, and I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the You had to You gave me a After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy At first, whenever anyone passed my When I realized I could not compete with I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the The prisoner of love had run out of days. As She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear She expertly slid Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said “I’m With my last bit of energy, I tried to convey May everyone in your life continue to show you so much The End Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD That is how to keep a Retard busy. (¸.•´ (¸.•´ (¸.•´pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry(I Did) Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" a gentle stream flows as a mother bear, like a guard dog, watches her cubs, but all that will change. from a caterpillar to a butterfly, change is everywhere, you can not run from it, you can not hide from it, and you can not find it, but you can change it. all you have to do is what is right, instead of what is wrong. everyone listen up, a chane is coming, and coming soon, whether you like it or not, it can be your friend or enemy, but you can help change, do what is right! copy and post this if you want to help change the world ~5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! 5 Truths of life: 1. You can kiss your elbow 2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again 3. You think you're so smart 4. The fact is that that is a lie 5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow WWWWWWW AAAAAAAAA RRRRRR IIIIII OOO RR S R OO CCC KKKKK -for those who agree, copy and paste this into your profile. A man was traveling. His journey was two days. He left on Sunday and came back on Friday. How can this be? ss s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s He arrived on a horse called sunday and left on one called friday! Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes. (Stolen from Stardawn, who stole it from hopelily, who stole it from refloc, who stole it from Earthborne, ) According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you eat so much Halloween candy, you puke, the eat even more. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names, Crazy is when you want to name your kids (or charecters in games you play or in stories) Edward, Roselie,Bella,ALice, Jasper, Emmet,Esme, Reneesme, Carlisle or Ash, or anything that has to do with warriors that can be a name.. Crazy is when you laugh at something that is generally not funny (like pudding), but don't laugh at something that is very funny. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! List your twelve favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order: 1. Stormfur 2. Sandstorm 3. Crowfeather 4. Graystripe 5. Brackenfur 6. Ashfur 7. Firestar 8. Cherrytail (Firestar's quest) 9. Squirrelflight 10. Leafpool 11. Tawnypelt 12. Silverstream 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? No, but something to think about writing 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? If I were a cat, I'd be a straight tom, so NO 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Could never happen, both she-cats, one died before the other was born, long distance... 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? SO many, writing one myself 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Asfur and Sandstorm? THats something to think about 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Man, that would be interesting, I'd have to go with five/ten, 9 is such a drama queen 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love? Again, never gonna happen, and GROSS, but seven would say I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT! YOURE MY MATE 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Just my luck, easy, Leafpool and Crowfeather are having differences, and convince themselves they'r moving on. When Leafpool finds love in Ashfur, does sher love him as much as she loves Crowfeather? 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? Long distance, but nice couple 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? Differences of Silver fire; that could make a good fic 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? what does that mean? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? i don't understand the question...1? 3) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? No... 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Firestars got a big list of competition, but no 15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? I love you crowfeather and I dont care we cant be together, i love you 16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? don blam it on the weatherman 17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? if you dont like mating with parents, don read this 18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? YOUR MY MOTHER! List your twelve favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order: 1. Graystripe 2. Firestar 3. Leafpool 4. Dustpelt 5. Sandstorm 6. Squirrelflight 7. Crowfeather 8. Mistyfoot 9. Breezepaw 10. Ashfur 11. Stormfur 12. Tawnypelt 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? No, but writing one 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? If I were a cat, I'd be a straight tom, so NO 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Two She-cats 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? yeah, 5) Would two and six make a good couple? FATHER AND DAUGHTER 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? definetly 5/10 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love? WHAT THE FOREST OF NO STARS! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Leafpool and Ashfur both are mad at the peopl they love choosing someone else, so they take comfort in each other, causing kits 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? MMm, yeah, i guess 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? Sad days for a tawny crow 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? idk 12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? i don't understand the question... 13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? No... 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? No, but that would be an interesting triangle... The books would be so interesting if it happened 15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? I LOVE YOU SQUIRRELFLIGHT, AND NEVER ANYONE ELSE 16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? Bad day 17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Completely random 18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two? If it wasn't for Brambleclaw, you'd be my father in law Beth: Bridgette: () You surf Cody: (X) You love technology Courtney: () You are/were a CIT DJ: (X) You love animals Duncan: () You have/had a mohawk Eva: () You often lift weights Ezekiel: () You're homeschooled Geoff: () You love parties Gwen: () You're goth Harold: () You can be a pervert at some times Heather: () You're the Queen Bee E-Scope () You're crazy/psycho Justin: () You're the eye candy Katie: () You have a BFFFL Leshawna: () You're the ghetto girl Lindsay: () You are/were a blonde Noah: (X) You are a bookworm Owen: () You're overweight Sadie: () You have a BFFFL Trent: () You play/played the guitar Tyler: (X) You suck at sports I'm a Trent/Noah. WOO! TotalDramaIslandActionWorldTourReloaded6teenXiaolinShowdownIncarceronDeathNoteHarryPotterCharmedTheApprenticeSoYouThinkYouCanDanceAmazingRaceSuperSmashBros.MeleeBrawlSuperMarioGalaxy2Kirby'sEpicYarnKirbyRightBackAtYa!HeroesScrubsTheSimpsonsFamilyGuyFuturamaCSI:NewYorkMiamGleeWarioWare:ShakeItTheYearoftheSecretAssignmentTheHungerGamesTheCityofEmberFriendsJoeyEverybodyHatesChrisSonicLegendofZeldaOcarinaofTimeGhostSonicXDeliverUsFromNormalWhispererAVeryPotterMusicalPokemonGetSmartTeenTitansGarfieldFoxtrotCalvinandHobbesMultiplexTheNonAdventuresofWonderellaHeroBizBrawlintheFamilyCharlieBoneUgliesNineteenMinutesGuardiansofGahooleTheTouristFastTrack I'll Leave it at that for now. Here we go! 29/12/10 So a letter to all you guys... who read my profile: Dear Profile-Readers, aka The AWESOMEST PEOPLE EVER!, So, I was talking to my awesome English teacher about fanfiction, and she said that she was going to do a unit on it... And I'm SUPER EXCITED! Cause I'm probably the only Fanfiction.net genius of my grade, I will probably get to help her teach the unit. But then again... I realized now that there are some bad things that this comes along with. Besides us making our own accounts, (probably), if anyone does find THIS account, and finds out it is me... Well, lets just say I have a lot of stuff on here that I wouldn't want to reveal to the people I see every day... (ESPECIALLY that girl I'm crushing on) So... Lets see my options: 1. With my awesome Ninja skills, make sure that nobody finds out that I am Silvore (there is a predicament with this one... one of my friends has probably read my stories, if she was telling the truth, and she might reveal that Silvore is me... I'll just gag her up... Just kidding) 2. Delete this profile, and start over with stuff I wouldn't be embarassed to show... Sad, cause I love my profile! 3. Deal with whatever comes my way... Please tell me your recommendation about what I should do, and what you would do if this predicament happened to you. Also, send me PMs about what your thoughts are about this! Love you guys! ~Silvore This is just for fun, copy, paste and TRY IT OUT! Country: Canada! Gender: Ya, like I'm going to reveal THAT to the World Wide Web! I'm not an idiot... Sports: Swimming Occupations: Hey, copy and paste thing? Can you answer a question for me? Are you asking what is my favorite, or what I am? Cause I'm kind of confused. Age: HEY, ANSWER MY QUESTION! Son\daughter of: Fine, see if I care if you ignore me. Favorite word (at the moment): BITE ME! Most used word (at the moment): Okay Word that I have stolen from a movie: Vlunderbar! Okay, so I didn't steal that from a movie, but I stole it from the Tube... even if it is the YouTube... ELMIFY ROCKS! Favorite line from a movie: "Oh you look me straight in the eye and tell me how THIS is worth 60 Dollars!" Okay, so that was Elmify Again. Visit her on Youtube! Something unique: I am an amazing hip hop dancer, but I wish I had someone to dance with... Something I hate: Stuck up bitches... I don't really hate that much... Stereotypes, cliches, unoriginality Favorite Action movie: Get Smart Favorite Comedy movie: Too Hard, don't make me try to choose Songs I like: This changes too frequently, but songs I will never get old of: United State of Pop, or anything by DJ Earworm Favoite animal: Panthers, almost anything from the cat Kingdom, Turtles, Hawks Buisness: I don't have a goddamn job! Think of a random phrase. what is it? How you doin... Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? "against her when he lowered the sleeping babies into the crib that" - Cutting for Stone by Abraham Verghese, my mom's book Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? The Remedy, Jason Mraz Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: And you SERIOUSLY think I know that? God, copy and paste survey, you are stupid! What is the weather? Its cloudy! And Raining! I'm so excited! Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Hmm... tough decision... I'd go with pink platypus, cause he doesn't get picked as much as Rubber Ducky Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? I don't know one... If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? I want $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 PRONTO! Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? VEGETARIAN! Lets save the Animals, environment, economy, and our own health! Favorite PJO character: Annabeth, i guess... Favorite PJO pairing: I don't feel like it... Gods or Titans? GODS!!!! Ranger or Knight? I dono Bow or Sword? Bow. Cause its fricking awesome (You go Katniss!!!), and you'd kill the person with the sword before they even got close to you. But when you run out of Arrows... Sword! If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? Pick the easiest fastest war ever won and sign me up. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? TV remote, tissue, table, the sims 3 disc, rubberband box What is the last thing you watched on TV? CSI: Miami Without looking, guess what time it is: 12:55 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:24 DAMN I SUCK! With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A weird humming noise... no, wait, thats the computer. Wind blowing outside When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Gettin out the car so I can come inside from Piano class Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Fanfiction, DUH! God, survey, again you prove your idiocracy. What are you wearing? Shirt/Basketballshorts/Wristband/watch/Neon Bracelet i got at a concert that I won't cut off Did you dream last night? Who doesn't? We all dream, we just don't remember them... When did you last laugh? A few minutes ago...I laugh alot. Read the Elevator thing down below to find out. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Window, or PAINT Seen anything weird lately? Not really... What do you think of this quiz? That You're STUPID! You idiot! You don't even care if I insult you. So yo really are a two-faced, backstabbing, lying little * (Props to you if you know where thats from. I'll give you a cookie if you PM me about it! What is the last film you saw? Ella Enchanted, My sis was watching while I was on the Computer. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy a financial advisor so I wouldn't lose this too quickly. I'd actually buy about 500 dollars worth of stuff, and then save the rest for later. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm NOT an idiot like you, SURVEY! If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would they be? 1)stop the damn wars! They're pointless! 2)Stop Islamic suppression, and prejudice, and stereotypes Do you like to dance? Didn't I tell you that already? You LOSER, you even have Short Term Memory Loss! I bet you don't even know who I am anymore! George Bush: I hate him. How the HELL did he win presidency... TWICE!!! Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Sozite Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Mohammed, or something else... i don't really know REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile: I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate! If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. If you wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile Did you know... I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. "Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." It's you and me against the world...WE ATTACK AT DAWN! ╔══╗ Annoying things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) Say DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce with a giddy look on your face: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23) When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Pretend to be a dinosaur. If anybody asks you a question, roar at them. Then, when the lift stops, behave normally 39. if you are alone and a person gets in, look round furtivley and say " ahhhh... Agent Jones...Do you have the documents?" If they say they don't, then say " you have failed me. Failure is not acceptable." If they say that they are not agent Jones then say " ahhhhhh... you know too much." then pretend to call someone on your mobile phone and say " yes. Hello, Agent 7476. I will need one body disposal team immediately. I Hope one day I will have the guts and discipline to do this without laughing! 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you fight, I fight... If you jump off a cliff... I'm going to miss your retarded @$$.. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. When the President does it, that means it's not illegal. When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing. People are like crayons. It's not the color they are, but the picture they draw. My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I threw a dictionary at her. People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow. While dragging me out the door, my friend once said, "Life is full of flavor, and it's tasting time! Let's go!" I replied, "Fun and adventure better taste like chocolate." If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you. Someone who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Everyone wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Everyone is entitled to an opinion; it's just that yours is stupid. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke. We know the speed of light; but what is the speed of dark? Because it's funny, isn't it; you start screaming in a library and everyone just stares at you, but you do the same thing on a plane and everybody joins in. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 104 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head). 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. If you’re female: Take some men’s clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist “But I AM a man” if the attendant says anything. If you’re a man, vice versa. 69. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking. 70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!" 71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here. 72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hawk" (or "Harry Butz", etc.) 73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem. 74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly. 77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying. 79. One word: STREAK! 80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are. 84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". 85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department. 90. Put lingerie in the men's department. 91. Put super sexy women’s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around. 92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Put condoms in the mannequin's hands, and cigarettes in their mouths.(Safety warning: Leave cigarettes unlit.) 95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing". 96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept. 97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. 99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone. 100. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out. 101. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins. 102. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks. 103. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works) 104. Steal a Walmart shirt, and the possibilities are endless.BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit. By all means, this is NOT like my mother, who is the best mother in the whole world. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Got A Problem With Me...solve it! Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemys! It really pissess them off! A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! I'm not insensitive, I just dont care The voices in my head don't like you Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems Rules For Hogwarts: - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS - "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!" - "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead." - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July... - Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such. - I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. - Especially not with kazoos. - The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". - Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden. - There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"....Even if I do conjure him up. - Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow. - The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. - Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. - I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins. - I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" - I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me." - Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas. - No combination of these is acceptable. - Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny. - Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. - I am no longer allowed to sing - I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever. - If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change. - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either. - I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. - I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals This is a song the author Kandi Luva wrote earlier this year in September. It is called Remember Me in memory of all who died on 9/11. She and I take this occasion very seriously, so if ur gonna joke about it: Don't Read It. 1ST VERSE* Love, Hate, Sacrifice CHORUS* And the Angels are flying so low, 2ND VERSE* Why did so many have to go? CHORUS* And the Angels are flying so low, 3RD VERSE* No! No! CHORUS* And, the Angels are flying so low(low) WELOVEYOUWELOVEYOUWELOVEYOU Please, repost this if you care about the people who died in 9/11, or if you have someone close to you who suffered from this tragic acciden "This song hides the meaning of 9/11 in my eyes. Only those who understand will see it. If you have lost someone like I have, please, copy and paste this on your profile. And she is also available for writing songs for songfics! WEBCOMICS! Yeah, I follow a bunch of webcomics. If you have any more that you like, please tell me! In order from best to good 1. Girls with Slingshots: http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/ This is more of an adult comic, about adult, for adult, but I still love it. It's hilarious, entertaining, storyline and shorts, and most importantly, UPDATES 5 TIMES A WEEK! I love you Danielle Corsetto... Updates: Weekdays: Monday to Friday 2. Multiplex: Enjoy Your Show: http://multiplexcomic.com/ Basically about life working at a movie theater. It's really interesting, the characters awesome, storylines fantastic, and the graphics superb. Definitely worth reading Updates: Mondays and Fridays 3. All New Issues: http://multiplexcomic.com/ Not exactly life at a comic book store... But two of the characters work and own one. It's quite interesting, and really fun. All about the characters mostly, their drama and hilarity. More of a storyline comic, but very loosely. Updates: Tuesdays and Thursdays 4. Nonadventures of Wonderella: http://nonadventures.com/ A comic strip about a superhero who isn't exactly perfect at her job. She's hilarious though, and a ton of fun. There are swears! But its so much fun... anyway... Just a hilarious one strip comics. NO storylines... except for the once in a blue moon... Updates: Saturdays 5. Brawl in the Family: http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/ A comic strip based off of Super Smash Bros. Brawl... Its pretty hilarious, and more of like, loose, one strip comics. Not for deep storylines, but more of a fun laugh. Updates: Mondays and Fridays...? 6. The Hero Biz : http://www.theherobiz.com/ A comic about a world where there are tons of superheroes, and a company that sells and advertises for them. Very storyline based, barely any one strip comics. The only problem I have with this is that it updates too infrequently, have too small updates, maybe 4 small panels, long storylines that take like 30 updates, and its not that funny... and confusing at times. Why do I still read this? Thats it for now! Tune in for another episode of... SILVORE! (cue theme music) | |||||||
1. Total Drama Confinement » reviewsTen Total Drama get trapped in school with no way out. Family, friends, internet, phones: All gone. Which poses the question: how well do you know your peers? When your cliques and classes are all taken away, who are your friends? Who do you really love? And most importantly, who are you? T/C G/D Reviews returned.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 7-26-12 - Courtney & Trent2. Strip 446 & TwoThirds: The Right ReboundAfter Becky dumps Jay, she runs to Jason's apartment. Sometimes your rebound could be the person you're meant to end up with...Multiplex - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Published: 8-21-11 - Becky B. & Jason A.3. The Twilight Thievery Chronicles » reviewsImagine a world where you have two choices: steal or work for those who steal. When Bella teams up with Edward to steal the greatest painting, will Bella lose herself in the art of thievery? Will she fall in love with the charming rich kid?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 12-29-09 - Bella & Edward4. Quotes reviewsA compilation of every quote in both Incarceron books. Read the Author's Note inside to find out how you can help Incarceron publicity.Incarceron series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-23-10 - Complete5. The Domino Effect Book 2: Secrets » reviewsJaypaw, Raypaw, and Featherpaw face the challenges of apprentice life.But as they grow, they run into ancient legends, mysterious secrets, the deadly reason why they have powers, and a secret mission to change the clans forever.Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-22-09 - Published: 2-4-096. The Domino Effect Book 1: Betrayal » reviewsSquirrelflight loves Brambleclaw.What happens when she finds out he loves another warrior?Will Ashfur have a chance with Squirrelflight? When Stormfur finds out about this, he realizes he loves her.Who will she choose? Ashfur or Stormfur? Also LeafxCrow.Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,407 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 12-5-08 - Squirrelflight & Stormfur - Complete7. Xiaolin Showdown season 4 » reviewsA whole new season of Xiaolin Showdown! Master Fung has been put in a deep state of unconsciousness and the monks all have a second element.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 9-4-08
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