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| SideshowStarlet |
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Office, and Fight Club. Right now, I have this plot bunny that I can't get out of my head: Harry Potter meets Tyler Durden. There are lots of different ways this can go, and I intend to write about all of them until everyone's curiosity is sated or until I get bored. A while ago, I started work on the first story of this kind, Mischief, Mayhem, Magic. Harry wanders off the Dursleys' doorstep and is found and raised by Tyler Durden. However, I was having a lot of trouble with it, so I decided to delete it for now and do some major editing, perhaps get some help with the story. I will then upload it to the Harry Potter/Fight Club crossovers category, rather than the Harry Potter category, where it has been. With the new changes, I will add more Fight Club canon, so the story would actually be considered an X-over, a convergence of two canons. It will be a while before Mischief, Mayhem, Magic is reposted. I will not start to upload chapters until I have finished the whole story. When I do finally upload it again, uploads will be much quicker and the writing will be of better quality. If you are as interested in the Harry Potter/Fight Club mix as I am, you can enjoy Chaos in his Wake, in which a six year-old Harry Potter joins Project Mayhem. First ever Space Monkey Harry story. In the process of re-editing and reposting, one chapter at a time. Updates on Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend along with Hogwarts Reads "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend" continue apace. I enjoy writing humor more than any other genre of fiction. | |||||||
1. Falling is Flying reviewsHarry, though a genius, is a juvenile delinquent. At the age of six, he is accepted into Cambridge to study law on a full scholarship. However, he quickly becomes determined to break every law on the books. Anarchist Harry!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-12 - Harry P.2. Petunia Dursley's Sassy Gay Husband reviewsHe's sassy, he's gay, but he's still Vernon Dursley! The Dursleys' marriage isn't the unholy unity of two stale Muggles. Instead, it's a marriage of convenience- a sharing of assets and hearts (if not of bodies)- between the homosexual Vernon and his best friend Petunia. This makes for very different foster parents, who nevertheless maintain some level of propriety.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-30-12 - Vernon D. & Harry P.3. Chaos in his Wake: Reedited Version » reviewsSix year-old Harry fought for fun, self-defense, and to become the warrior he always dreamed of being. Will a strange flyer with directions for joining "Project Mayhem" help him live his dream? Or will it destroy the light's greatest weapon? SpaceMonkeyHPCrossover - Harry Potter & Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-7-12 - Published: 3-7-12 - Harry P.4. The Druid Who Lived reviewsWhat if Rose Potter of the famous badfic "The Girl Who Lived" had been a boy named Harry? All the laughs of the original fic with a Y chromosome! Contains superpowers, axe-crazy protagonists, constant hints and denials of homosexuality, and naked druids. Grammar is fixed, and plagiarism has been replaced with random rants. Like no parody you've ever read before!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-5-12 - Harry P.5. Growing Up Unstable » reviewsChronicles Harry's struggles with mental illness and the effect it has on the Wizarding world. Inspired by the musical "Next to Normal," though chapters are not songfics.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-12 - Harry P.6. Sassy Gay Friends Make the Best Dads reviewsHarry is raised by Sassy Gay Friend. Not a sassy gay friend- THE Sassy Gay Friend. Based on the videos by Second City Network and one of my other fics "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend." Highly recommended!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-12 - Harry P.7. When You Gonna Live Your Life Right? reviewsIn a never-before-read twist, a transgendered Harry is raised at the headquarters of Project Mayhem. T for sexual identity issues and violence; does NOT contain explicit sex. No pairings yet; not sure if I'll have pairings at all for this story.Crossover - Harry Potter & Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-12 - Harry P.8. Focus, Potter! reviewsHarry has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, making it difficult for him to learn, pay attention, and act "Normal." However, he is far from stupid. Not a parody. Begins with first year. See inside for notes.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-1-12 - Harry P.9. Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend » reviewsYoung Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. May add more oneshots or leave as is.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,457 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-26-12 - Published: 6-19-11 - Dudley D. & Harry P. - Complete10. Hogwarts Reads Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend » reviewsUmbridge comes across a copy of the fic "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend" and, believing it contains valuable information about the BWL, forces Hogwarts to listen to a reading of it. School-wide snarking and an unusual coming-out ensue.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 1-8-12 - Harry P.11. Are You My Father? » reviewsYoung Harry tries to find his father. Randomness ensues, but it all ends happily. Funniest fic I've ever written.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-8-11 - Published: 6-25-11 - Harry P. - Complete12. From Method to Madness » reviewsAU. Harry is an evil baby genius bent on ruling the world and killing his mother. Based on Stewie from "Family Guy." Will he forgive himself for not killing his parents before Voldie got to them? Will he achieve world domination?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-19-09 - Published: 7-27-08 - Harry P.13. Hottest in the Office reviewsWhat if Ryan had a crush on Michael? You would have a sensuous tale of hot temps, goofy bosses, strip clubs, plotting, alliances, humor, slash, and, quite possibly, true love. In other words, you would have this story.Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-09 - Ryan H. & Michael S.14. Road to Nowhere reviewsThe Dursleys flee their letter filled house, and Harry and Dudley discuss their love-hate relationship in the backseat. Based on the Family Guy song "Road to Rhode Island."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-08 - Harry P. & Dudley D. - Complete
