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since: 07-11-08, id: 1631522, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
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Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, and Old Kingdom Trilogy.

waves 'Tis Undercover Jedi in zeh italics!!

If I don't think the way you think, should you think I can't think?

Name: Tammy, but I go by Ata, or whatever else you want to call me. Actually, just Ata. No other names will stick...

Age: 12, almost 13 You are 13...

Birthday: September 21

Appearance: Black hair, hazel eyes, blue glasses, pale skin.

Home: Offline, I live in Maryland. Online, I live at ALPoH. I know where you live... in Maryland, that is.

Book love: Warriors, Alex Rider, Ender's Game, Ranger's Apprentice, Jedi Apprentice (WEWT!), Inheritance Cycle, His Dark Materials, Inkheart, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Old Kingdom trilogy, which is the best.

Movie love: Aquamarine, Up, Bolt, Star Wars (OYA!), Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Time Bandits, The Thirteenth year, Indianna Jones 1-3, Pirates of the Carribean, The Matrix.

TV love: Phineas and Ferb, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America's got Talent, Teen Titans, The Daily show with Jon Stuart, The Colbert Report.

Video Game Love: Super Smash Bros Brawl, Zelda: Wind Waker, Halo, the Sims 2, the Sims 3, Tetris, Pokemon Pearl. Pokemon Platinum is better!

Music Love: Avril Lavigne, BB, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Adam Lambert, David Cook, Superchick, Kelly Clarkson, Kellie Pickler, Carrie Underwood, Queen, The Veronicas, Alanis Morisette, Claude Debussy.

Big no-no: Demi Lovato, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Monsters vs. Aliens, Barney(unless it's about shooting him), High School Musical.

Random: I speak English, French, Hebrew, Elvish, and a couple of yiddish words. I appreciate constructive criticism.

A brief section on phases: I go through many phases, where I get obsessed with it, change my penname a thousand times, and write a fanfic or two about it. OKT is my current obsession, but I have a tendency to abuse fandoms I enter. So, sorry to OKT'ers.


My Buddehs that are on ALPoH:

Thunder-My wifeh and awesome RL BFF. She's not on the forum anymore though. That sucks. That's meeee!

Moo-My disappearing, random other RL friend. She's my friend, too!

Natz-The awesome admin. She's really fair, like Bluestar, but not crazy.

Cass- There's just something...I'll figure it out later.

Wolfie- The awesome, insane wifeh of mine.

Kid-My brother. I'm not gonna comment... :D

Blake-Pokedude and head lazy. Rather awesome.

Snowy- She's just likeable like that...

Holly- The dinosaur that don't post no more.


Favorite characters:

Warriors:

Graystripe- Been in love with him since I was eleven. Call me crazy, I won't care.

Spottedleaf- She's not exactly the enemy of all Mary-Sues, but that's why I like her, cuz even the loser needs someone to like 'em.

Yellowfang- She just cracks me up. She's all angry and stuff... She reminds me of my bff. :D

SquirrelPAW- As an apprentice, she's sarcastic and defiant. As a warrior, she's all responsible, so she gets ultimately less appealing.

Onestar- It's not his fault he was stuck making friends with Sir Stu, King of all Stus. He didn't follow Firestar in every way possible, and that's a good trait. He's like the anti-Jonas brother person...

Firestar- I love him like a brother. Why, I can't ever be sure.

Old Kingdom

Sabriel- Aw, come on, who doesn't? Seriously.

Ellimere- She reminds me of myself. Ya, I'm a biatch.

Jacinth- Poor girl... so sad she had to die.


I have officially sworn not to do copy-pasties, but this isn't a copy-paste.

Your Weakness:

Kittens. They make me stop in my tracks...makes me sound like a sissy, dunnit? You're an old cat woman at heart, Ata. :D

Your Fears:

Making a mistake, needles, fire, suffocating, enclosed spaces, drugs, brains, annoying people, choking, the suffering of others. ...You don't fear me?

Your Perfect Pizza:

Extra cheese. But not too much.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

Being awesome. Naw, I've achieved that. FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM AWESOME-ER!

I know: being cured of my narcissism.

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

XD XDDDDDD Ya think?

Thoughts First Waking Up:

What's that annoying beeping sound? Do I have to get up already? I don't wanna go to school. I love weekends. When's Saturday?

Your Best Physical Feature:

My smile. ...Debatable.

Your Bedtime:

11:00

McDonalds or Burger King:

I'm a vegetarian. =I

Chocolate or Vanilla:

Swirl.

Do you Smoke:

Hell, no!

Will you Smoke:

Hell, no!

Do you Swear:

What the fuck do you think? You never swear... well, now you do.

Do you Sing:

To myself, when I'm alone. I'm not good, though.

Do you Shower Daily:

Three times a week?

Do you behave yourself:

Sometimes...not really. No...you should see her at lunchtime...

Do you get Motion Sickness:

Yes.

Do you think you are Attractive:

Sure? NO!! Just kidding...

Are you a Health Freak

No.

Do you get along with your Parents:

No.

Do you like Thunderstorms:

No. I'm afraid of thunderstorms. That's for sure. XD

Do you play an Instrument:

I used to play the piano. I play the guitar.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

-shakes head vigerously- Meh...I had a sip of wine. bad kitteh/

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

Only for the Sbarros. Can't go in any other store, for fear of Disney products.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Yup. Wait, did you say sushi?

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:

I'll figure that out later... She'd like to be half sane.

What country would you most like to Visit:

NZ.

Number of CDs I own:

None.

Fave Food:

Anything Italian. OYA!

Fave Music:

Country and Rock.

What do your feet smell like?

I can't identify it, but they smell nice.

What does your hair smell like?

Shampoo.

Can you clap with your feet?

Yes. It's not very hard.

Have you seen purple cows?

Yup. Milka.com, everybody.

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

I'd faint from CO2 overdose.

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

NUCULAR! I THINK HE'S THE BEST PREZ EVAR! :D JK...

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Be serious or be funny?
Serious. Laughing ain't m'thing. Plus, my laugh sounds like a dying donkey. You laugh all the time at my jokes! Remember "In Need of Your Council" during that silent lunch? I thought you would pop!

2. Drink whole or skim milk?:
Skim. Whole milk tastes weird. ExCUSE meh? Skim is so bland!

3. Die in a fire or drown?
Fire. Drowning is too horrible, and it takes a long time. It disgraces the great element of water. Qui-Gon is on fire. RAWR. And now you can agree with me.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Enemies. You can beat 'em up without being grounded. Heh, it don't work with sisters...

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
Moon. The night is purdier than day.

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
Leaf-bare (yay snow!).

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
Five best friends. You can count on 'em. DAW...THAT'S MEH! :D

5. Sunny or rain:
Rain. It's not burning hot... Except when it is.

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Didn't you already ask that?

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
3:32 PM

2. What is your name?
Ata.

3. What do you want to do?
Be famous. Famously insane, or just insane? :D

4. Where do you wanna live?
A pretty place.

5. How many kids do you want?
None. I hate infants. They're so freakin' annoying. I agree. I hate children.

6. Do you want to get married?
No, not really. :O You married me!

7. have you ever done drugs?
Hell, no. I'm so proud.

8. what do you like on your pizza?

Extra cheese.

9. Can you cross your eyes?
Yes.

10. Do you make your bed daily?
Yeah.

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?
Left.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

Yes, one of those crocs...

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl!

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
How do you eat spam? I put spam on my holiday wish list...

5. Favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie dough.

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
Seven.

7. Do you cook?
For the sake of this question, let's say I do. Your Dad makes an awesome mac and cheese, though.

8. Current mood?

annoyed, bored, irritated.

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one?
Only in my dreams... OOHH...WHO?! Tell! Tell!! Was it Liam Neeson? 'Cause I think I had that dream!

2. Sang?

Yeah.

3. Been hugged:
Yeah, by myself. -hug- There you go!

4. Felt stupid:
Totally.

5. Missed someone:
Yeah. It was meh, wasn't it? Me and my Spock jokes.

6. Danced Crazy?
No. I presume this wasn't written after a school dance. :D

7. Gotten your hair cut?
No.

8. Cried:
Yeah. Onions.

9. been kissed:
I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS QUESTION! Defensive, are we? :D

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No.

2. Do you have a Dog?

No. -sniff-

3. Do you have a cat?

Yes. He just turned one!

4. The last time you've been sledding?

When I was four. Sad...

5. Do you consider yourself creative?

I'm too creative for my own good.

6. Do you have any friends on FF.net?

Yes!

T7. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net

Yeah. Like, 4 people.

8. Where are you?

fanfiction.net, email, youtube...

9. Look up, then look back, what do you see?

The ceiling.

10. What are you listening to right now?

Had Enough-Breaking Benjamin

11. Last thing you ate?

A sandwich.

12. Last thing you thought?

Don't think of a white Elephant.

13. You have a million dollars what do you do?

Buy myself more money, then buy Hollywood because I felt like it.

14. What are you eating/drinking right now?

My saliva.


Cool freaking awesome quotes from my buddehs:

So, no more fridges? Where are we supposed to store our cold stuff then?

Down Uhura's shirt! She's mean, oh, she's ice-cold!

~Natz and Thunder

Le ew! Who'd want to eat zombies? Who knows where they've been dragging those carcasses? I mean really. That's so unsanitary.

~Blake

The Bobo doll experiment: That just sounds scary.

That reminds me of this time I looked up Bobo on Wikipedia just for the hell of it. Bobo's a gorilla.

~Ceri and me

I'm so dark, my night light is a blacklight!

~Thunder, on Gmail Chat

Three pages? It's due MONDAY. Or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday...

~Me

My ipod AND cell phone don't work. I have not had my daily dose of Panic! At The Disco. I'm so mad I could kill a cupcake.

~Thunder, on Gmail Chat

Why is Petunia's corpse on the floor?

~My brother

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1. Abhorsen Sabriel reviews
A love poem. Touchstone...or whatever his real name is to Sabriel.
Old Kingdom Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-09 - Complete
2. If things were different » reviews
In Firestar's quest, when Spottedleaf was telling Sandstorm that she could never be Firestar's mate, she wished for things to be different. She got a chance to go back and change it, so she could be a warrior. Will be rewritten once finished.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,776 - Reviews: 203 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 8-21-08 - Spottedleaf & Firestar
3. Clans Unite! reviews
A fic about the Clans coming together. POVs of Wind, Shadow, Thunder, and River.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-09 - Windstar & Thunderstar
4. The Four New Clans » reviews
ShadowClan might have been freed from Sol's curse, but not the other Clans. WindClan, ThunderClan, and RiverClan have scattered. Now it's up to Riverclaw, a Clan of Mountains tom, Aurorapaw, apprentice medicine cat, and Echo, a tribe cat to bring them bac
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 11-28-08
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