Aloha to all.

Blah, blah, blah for the avvie pic.

Still going...

I need a shape. The Breaking Benjamin symbol? No, it's hard to pull off. I'll go with a diamond.

Hi.

I hate Twilight.

It's a dumb cliche. Very lame.

Edward is ugly and pointless. Jacob's no different.

Honestly, Stephanie Meyer is the worst thing that happened to this world.

Oh, and don't get me started on Disney. The Jonas Brothers and such like them. Y'know.

Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus have the same problem. Too much publicity for no talent. Failures. Real failures.

Now Demi Lovato obviously has no talent. But it's not just that. Her smile is really friggin creepy. Try not to stare at it, it'll get burnt into your brain.

And now you ask the obvious question: Who am I to insult your culture and way of life? Who am I to not find Nick Jonas the hottest thing on the planet, or to not worship Stephanie Meyer?

Ugh. I'll finish this later. The computer keeps glitching.

Cool freaking awesome quotes from my buddehs:

So, no more fridges? Where are we supposed to store our cold stuff then?

Down Uhura's shirt! She's mean, oh, she's ice-cold!

~Natz and Thunder

Le ew! Who'd want to eat zombies? Who knows where they've been dragging those carcasses? I mean really. That's so unsanitary.

~Blake

The Bobo doll experiment: That just sounds scary.

That reminds me of this time I looked up Bobo on Wikipedia just for the hell of it. Bobo's a gorilla.

~Ceri and me

I'm so dark, my night light is a blacklight!

~Thunder, on Gmail Chat

Three pages? It's due MONDAY. Or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday...

~Me

My ipod AND cell phone don't work. I have not had my daily dose of Panic! At The Disco. I'm so mad I could kill a cupcake.

~Thunder, on Gmail Chat

Why is Petunia's corpse on the floor?

~My brother

If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean's not vodka and I'm not a duck, so give me my vodka or SHUT THE HELL UP!

~This kid named Jose in my French class