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since: 08-16-00, id: 16322, Profile Updated: 10-01-09
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 21 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and Final Fantasy XII.

Esse is a writer of very little brain.
And yup, she cosplays Axel.

So, updating this — September 30th, 2009. calicodragon has gotten t' be expensive, and I've had most of it blocked 'cause of da stoopid bunnies. Not plot bunnies — real rabbits that I'm trying t' sell. So...

Grr, grr! First day of October, and my compie is dying. -_-;; Keeps shutting itself off without notice. I'll keep tryin' t' get stuff transferred over — 'cept tomorrow, which is Dizzy Knee day! Woot!

I'm slowly going to be moving all my fics to FFnet. At least, the ones that can be moved. quibbles, I'm sorry to say, is going to be a casualty when (if if if) I lose calicodragon. There's just no way I can format it for FFnet. If anyone has any ideas for it, lemme know, kay?

It's going to take a while, getting all the stories posted here. Prolly the hardest is gonna be IMoS; there's a bit a rewriting to be done t' each one of the stories, and as ya'll know, every time I fix something, something else gets messed up. Ahah, so big shout for help here... If anyone remembers IMoS, and would like t' help Esse with the ficcies, please let me know sometime this October, please pretty?

sea foam princess will be available as soon as I figure out how t' make the 'okina agree with FFnet's stoopid formatting restrictions. I have 9 Hawaiian fonts, but this site won't support the most common conversion of the 'okina. Major suckage.

I'll be adding the original dates I first released each ficcie to the notes. Most of these stories are quite old, but I still wuvvles them anyway. Sure, I write slightly better now — but I'll never be ashamed of my earlier work. So it's up to you guys to read 'n' suffer, or skip past them with crosses and garlic. I'm leaving all the original notes and disclaimers in because 1) I'm lazy and 2) It'll give you a glimpse into Esse's meandering thoughts.

What to expect...
09-30-09
FFVIII
Buyer's Market
Side Effects May Include...
Deluge
10-01-09
FFVIII
The GC Fairy Tales:
Goldilocks
Three Little Kitte—err—SeeDs, yeah, that's it...
Balamb Town Musicians

As soon as I can reformat them...
FFVIII
IMoS:
Islands Made of Sand
Silence and Motion
Small Favors
Dauber
Adrift
10-11
Brickle Bract
Stand-Alones:
The Drowning of the Moon
Voulu
Remainders
Cetera Desunt
Diced Honey-dipped Papaya
FFIX
Some Time Later...
Young Justice
Tristesse
Prevalent Vernacular
Jingle Jangle
sea foam princess
Life, Spent Looking Out
Bright White Static
T'Hell with Continuity
He Wants Me
Livin' In The Fridge
Drake
M7
Locked Sequential

I'll not be moving the Ranma 1/2 fics unless someone requests them (so very doubtful).

While doing this, I'm also working on the following (as opposed t' thinking about working...):
Saisei's Trial (FFVIII Saisei, almost done)
Shadowbout (FFVIII IMoS, got the first pages nailed down, finally!)
The Mason of Balamb (FFVIII, long time baby suffering massive rewrites)
Multi-Tasking (FFVII, a word a day, yeah)
Kon and the Phoenix (YJ, short short)
Help and Bother (R.5 rabid fluff)
Entropic Cascade (R.5/SM/OMG! first 3 chapters finished)
Peitho (Simpsons, I'm going t' hreck f'r this)
Betwixt (Corpse Bride, on-and-off)

I strongly suggest that anyone interested in any of the fanart or fanfic Esse's been blessed with over the years t' view it at The Refuge's Basement. And, since I don't know if it appears anywhere else on the web, drool over Tammy's winning entry into Tickle Esse's Funnybone! contest, Balamb Nocturne. :sigh sigh: Second reminder: quibbles can't be posted here due to formatting issues, so if'n you want t' read it one last time... If there's any other stories of mine you'd like t' see here, let me know. calicodragon will prolly be coming down the beginning of next year.

Heh, grab whichever icons you want. Once they're gone, they're gone. :cries:

Otherwise, have a grand day m' friends. I'll be at Dizzy Knee Land 10-02, 11-20, and 12-09 (confirmed). Always happy t' have company on HCCT! Yum, Candy Corn!

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1. The GC Fairy Tales » reviews
Includes Goldilocks, Three Little Kitte—err—SeeDs, yeah, that's it..., and Balamb Town Musicians. Excessive ingesting of grat; read at your own peril.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,007 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-09 - Zell D. & Seifer A. - Complete
2. Deluge reviews
And what's your favorite crutch for dealing with reality? aka The Haunted Shower Fic.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-09 - Zell D. & Seifer A. - Complete
3. Buyer's Market reviews
Wishes have a way of turning around and biting a person on their *ahem*.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,963 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-09 - Zell D. & Seifer A. - Complete
4. Side Effects May Include… reviews
What Instructor Trepe missed during her lectures.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-09 - Seifer A. & Zell D. - Complete
5. In No Particular Hurry » reviews
The game is full of time wasters. Seeking Semclam Shells instead of Heroically Heroing is one of them.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 11-6-06
6. Disorganization » reviews
They have an objective. Now all they need is venture capital, a bit of luck — and a better plan than panhandling. All good things must come to an end: So too all things mediocre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,128 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 4-25-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
7. Transgressor reviews
After Dollet. Two bodies, four souls: Possession taken without thought of permission. What need has a Goddess to ask?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-06 - Zell D. - Complete
8. Hôkûhelele'i reviews
Strange little 'What if…' AU–type fic. The effects of time compression didn't end with Ultimecia, and Seifer deals with the consequences. 'M not sure about the genre…
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-06 - Seifer A. & Zell D.
9. Ad Nauseam » reviews
iv: esto perpetua: Behold! from the depths she calls, from the depths she beseeches — collect and postage due
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-1-05 - Sephiroth & Cloud S.
10. Saisei » reviews
It's about Seifer, and it's about Zell, but mostly it's about struggling with mediocrity. Life's nothing like their childhood ambitions.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,055 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-5-06 - Published: 12-30-05 - Seifer A. & Zell D.
11. The First Stone reviews
Justice in Esthar is swift, their mercy — cruel. AU, or not. No ending can ever stay happy.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-9-05 - Seifer A. & Zell D.
12. A Tale Too Many reviews
A Grimm setting wherein princesses, mercenaries, and children of fortune bumble about randomly and occasionally kill frogs.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-05
13. Walking After Midnight reviews
The sorceress' dog had t' get his practise shepherding somewhere...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-03
14. Umaretate no Akumu reviews
...End of game. And could the fayth have been any more cryptic? ...we have forgotten for so long... The Sisters could have been more helpful.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-02
15. Beep reviews
...maybe he should look into an answering service? D Gluh, finally fixed.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-6-01
16. Angels' Tread reviews
A follow up of sorts to Angels' Whispers. Confusing, slight language warning, and Rinoa still isn't all that happy. ^^;; It's been so long since I've uploaded anything... All my beautiful formatting gone, all gone!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-13-01
17. Hitorigoto reviews
One side of a conversation. The R rating's more for language than anything else. :þ I was feeling rather vitriolic, what with all the holiday baking... Peanut-butter fudge, breakfast of hyper Esses everywhere!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-00
18. quaff reviews
...a little thing that was originally a scrolling marquee... The formatting does work in IE... hopefully, the older version's gone by now =)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-30-00
19. Why the Bullies Should Have Never Looked Back >=D reviews
Please blame Venus. Her story 'Never Look Back' forced my hand. I *do* have permission for this! --Don't kill me!-- Has very little to do with viii, and everything t' do with how weird Esse gets when Zell's messed with.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-00
20. Err Margin reviews
A tiny viii 'What if...?' ^^;; Kinda dark, kinda strange, kinda confusing...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-00
21. Angels' Whispers reviews
Rinoa's POV on a certain couple. She's not happy; no she's not. Darkish, bad language, objectionable pairing.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-21-00
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