Name: Jessie (By the way, do you know how many people are using the name Jessica to create fangirls, Exaggerated Mary Sues and other unattractive characters? You don't. I've counted around 15. And it's still going up. PLEASE DON'T RAPE MY NAME.)

Current country I'm torturing/living in: Taiwan! Home of the Beef Noodles!

Hobbies: Reading, Watching anime, Reading manga, Drawing, Cursing my homework, Sleeping, Knitting and Crochet. (yes. You read right. I like knittin' a scarf or crocheting a bracelet. Let the critizism begin. Although, England does embroidery...(character, not country))

FREAKING LOVE HETALIA. It ranks just after FMA (that one will always be closest to my heart!). I have read/watched/been slightly disgusted by/saw lots and LOTS of manga/anime. Trust me. I am a tough critic.

OMG ARTNESS It's my Deviantart account. It's a little screwed and bad and pretty damn stupid, but it's my art, and I'mma gonna post it on the interwebz.

Ilha Formosa FTW If you want to know more about Taiwan's history, go here! Especially Hetalia fans!

The Best Anti-Twilight article ever. This article is awesome, and I swear to God that this person is a genius.

On Twilight:

NO. I do not love the sparkly Eddikins. Here are all my arguments on Twilight, if you think that I am being unrealistic.

1. Bella is a slut. She is supposed to be a normal, average girl rite? She ain't s'posed to be pretty, rite? so then why the HELL do three guys, a frickin' VAMPIRE, and a WEREWOLF (I mean, a WEREWOLF? ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT THE GAY SPARKLY VAMPIRES?!) fall for her? It's like Meyer is projecting herself into Bella!

2. Here is a conversation i had with a guy friend with a twilight book in my hand, I KID YOU NOT:
G: "Hi Jessie. /notices anti-Bible/ um...well...are you...reading...that...?"
Me: "nope. I'm on my way to burn it."
G: "OMG THANK GOD! Hey guys! here's one!"
Me:"one...what..?"
G: "An Anti-Twilight GIRL!"
After that, I kept being pestered by Twi-hards.

3. Jacob BLACK rides a MOTORCYCLE and turns into a DOG. Oh wait, isn't that SIRIS black?

4. Edward is Stephanie Meyer's bishshounen. Basically, Edward is to Meyer as Sasuke (from Naruto) is to the leigons of fangirls.

5. I personally LIKE vampires. This is an insult to it. I hate it. And no, I'm not being steriotypical when I say that vampires are usually killed with a cross, holy water, a stake through the heart, and sunlight. They just have to have one or more of these attributes, or I am irritated. It's like saying the human race is usually killed by stabs, concussions, and other nasty damaging things.

6. ALL OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MARY SUES! Except possibly Jacob and Seth. Maybe. A little. Okay, there's some potential.

7. Leigons of hyped fangirls. I happen to BE a fangirl of something, and these hyped ones are an insult to the ones that are sane.

8. Finally, the most obvious one: The story is so sucky even I could've written it better

On Meyer's werewolves:

WTF WEREWOLVES?! ANYTHING ELSE MEYER? HOW BOUT SOME FAIRIES? OR SOME DAMN ZOMBIES?!

Werewolves. Are. Not. The. Size. Of. Bears.

Okay, if your cousin's boyfriend dumped her because he claimed he fell in "tru wuv" with you, then when he gets you alone slices your face open because you have higher moral standards, and then after THAT proposes, you do NOT say 'yes'.

Hi! I'm a werewolf! /sees full moon/ CRAAAAAAAAAP! /turns into werewolf and starts killing people/

Meyer's version:
You're making me angry...You won't like me when I'm angry.../transforms/ /in the wolf's head/ WE CAN READ ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS! YAY!!

Finally, one last thing to say.
WHAT DID JACOB EVER DO TO YOU, HUH MEYER? IS IT TOO MUCH THAT HE DIDN'T GET BELLA?(though personally I think the poor boy deserves better) NOOOO, YOU HAD TO RUB. IT. IN!! AND YOU PAIRED HIM UP WITH RENESMEE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! IF YOU WANT EVERYONE PAIRED UP THAN DO SOMEONE WHO IS JAKE'S EFFING AGE!

Oh yes. Also. If you love Twilight, and believe that Eddie-kins is REAL and BEAUTIFUL and SPARKLY and NOT GAY--> link!

Quotes that have happened in REAL LIFE. LE GASP.

"Le gasp! Quick! Take out the imaginary phone cameras!"-Me and my sister, after seeing a parking space

"Never, Ever, Argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."-Me, after my brother thought that covalently bonded atoms looked like a butt.

"If I'm retarded, you're brain-dead."-me, to the resident dumbass.

"Must draw. Need to draw. Someone give me a paper and pencil before I combust."-Hey. It was a Monday.

"When you smile...I know you are plotting something, something that I must become involved with."-in context with me, it's true.

My 8th grade science teacher~"You people are giving me gray hairs. It's a wonder I don't retire early."-me-"But if we were normal, think of how BORING it would be!"~We ask many questions in science class. Usually unrelated to the subject.

"I hate Meyerpires! They shpackle in the sun!"
"My Sister, I think you've invented a new word!"
"...No wonder English has so many words. All people have to do is get sugar high."
~Me and my sister.

"Whenever it is Saturday, there is a light breeze, and the sun shines brightly, there is not a cloud in the sky, birds sing like nightingal- HOLY SHIT! WHERE THE HELL IS MY SATURDAY?!"
~Me. Typhoon Day.

"Comment dit-on crap?" How does one say crap?

"Merde."
~ My french teacher taught me how to say crap. IN CLASS. Ha.

Me: :on deviantart: Germany/Italy? What's that? :goes off to watch Hetalia: ...FACK this is awesome!

If you're wondering what the hell the Monster Allergy thing is in my stories, that's a gauge. I wrote that in 2006/07. Now compare that with my other stories, and the others seem a lot better.