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since: 07-13-08, id: 1633060, Profile Updated: 04-27-09
Author has written 25 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Harry Potter.

Should they whisper false of you,

Never trouble to deny;

Should the words they say be true,

Weep and storm and swear they lie.

Dorothy Parker: Superfluous Advice.

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1. From the Corner » reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 134,567 - Reviews: 2359 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 9-24-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G.
2. Acquittal » reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 209,216 - Reviews: 2884 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
3. Frustration reviews
Minerva McGonagall really wants to kill Severus Snape during him being Headmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-27-09 - Minerva M. & Severus S. - Complete
4. Stay with me Sway with me » reviews
Nymphadora Tonks is a Hufflepuff 7th year who is attracted to her teacher. Severus Snape is a cold, curious bastard who wants to know what she really looks like. Is a student-teacher-relationship forbidden? Canon-compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Severus S. & N. Tonks - Complete
5. She said no reviews
Sixty years ago today, I asked her to be my wife. And she said no.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-12-09 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete
6. Be Little » reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 131,529 - Reviews: 1588 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
7. The Fundamental Pleasure of Being Hated reviews
A Severus Snape Soliloquy about why he likes being hated. Not at all depressing - rather funny. M only for one f-word and a few other swear-words. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-26-09 - Severus S. - Complete
8. Sway reviews
Indecent thoughts - student-teacher. Nothing happens. Not yet, anyway. Snape/Tonks. Canon-compliant. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-29-09 - Severus S. & N. Tonks - Complete
9. Ripple » reviews
Sequel to Billow. Takes place 10 years after that&Hogwarts is swamped by Weasleys and a James Potter. Between those and his own sons, an irritated Hermione and a portrait, Severus' life isn't that simple...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,427 - Reviews: 537 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
10. inadequacy reviews
The last minutes of Severus Snape in the Headmaster's office.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-8-09 - Severus S. - Complete
11. My crush reviews
Because I got kicked in the teeth a lot lately - another weird one-shot. Poetic? Maybe. Read to find out and review to let me know!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
12. Only for her I love reviews
depressed drabble. Almost poetic, says reviewer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 4-24-09 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
13. My friend My lover reviews
Have you ever talked to a tombstone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-25-09 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete
14. Tempest reviews
He finds her in a storm. He cares for her. Birthday present for my besht friend Nicks. Slightly AU. Only ever so slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-17-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
15. Elysium reviews
Severus Snape died in Deathly Hallows. What then? Very short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-16-09 - Severus S. & Lily Luna P. - Complete
16. Billow » reviews
Snarky Severus Snape is forced back to Hogwarts five years after the fall of the Dark Lord by a desperate Headmistress McGonagall. Transfiguration Professor Granger is less than impressed. Bickering, fights and lots of points lost. Eventual HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,979 - Reviews: 537 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
17. volauvent reviews
Set sometimes after the end of the series - Emily and Lorelai talk about a little girls birthday party. Just a bit of fun, really.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-09 - Lorelai G. & Emily G. - Complete
18. Newlyweds and the Wicked Witch of the West » reviews
They have just returned from their honeymoon and real life awaits them. No crossover, just one witch who always disliked Emily...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 245,828 - Reviews: 493 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 11-3-08 - Emily G. & Richard G. - Complete
19. when reviews
Emily contemplates her relationship to Lorelai - and to Richard. ONESHOT. R&R, please!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-14-09 - Emily G. & Lorelai G. - Complete
20. Emily and Family » reviews
Emily and Richard are finally grandparents again - but is the marriage of the parents of their grandchildren as good as it seems?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 10-7-08 - Emily G. & Lorelai G. - Complete
21. mater dolorosa surgit reviews
Third part of the latin-phrased-titled-stories. Can all be read individually. Emily decides that she stayed in bed long enough after Lorelai left. R&R!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-08 - Emily G. & Lorelai G. - Complete
22. Paul and Bingo are still kicking reviews
The weird conversation about the deceased members of the Beatles. A bit silly, I know but so what? R&R, please.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-6-08 - Lorelai G. & Emily G. - Complete
23. mater misericordiae reviews
Richard's thoughts when Emily's depressed in bed after Lorelai leaves. Makes a pair with 'stabat mater dolorosa' but can stand alone as well.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-6-08 - Richard G. & Emily G. - Complete
24. stabat mater dolorosa reviews
Emily just lost her daughter. See how she's coping.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-3-08 - Emily G. & Lorelai G. - Complete
25. Emily and Emily » reviews
There are two Emilys. They're related. And alike. And it takes a tragedy to get them together. Life in the Gilmore House, good and bad times. Appearances by Lorelai, Rory, Luke, Kirk, Babette, Miss Patty and Jess. Main focus is E/OC with tons of Richard
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 124 - Words: 455,426 - Reviews: 336 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 7-24-08 - Emily G. - Complete
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