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Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, and Mary Poppins. My dear readers, dear visitors of my site, I apologize for being a very bad author lately. I have two jobs and am now also back at Uni to get my Master's degree so time, as you might imagine, is a bit scarce (and yes, there is a boyfriend in the picture who needs some attention as well). Nevertheless, I miss writing very much and so I will try to write as much as I can in the few hours a week that I can spare. Apart from that, I will try and clean up this account, meaning I will take down the stories that will never be finished and that I can't stand anymore and edit those that have been up here for a while. You might want to read some of my older stuff again. I'm always happy to receive any kinds of PMs and I promise to reply to them as soon as I can! Cheers, Coffee on the patio If you can make one heap of all your winnings (Kipling, 'If') | |||||
1. Awkwardness » reviewsAwkwardness settles in the small apothecary in which Snape and Granger work together. It's left to settle and fester and well, you know these two. They make strange decisions. M for language for now...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,765 - Reviews: 278 - Updated: 11-15-12 - Published: 2-25-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G.2. Fairy Story reviewsOnce upon a time, dear children, lived a Potions Master, feared and infamous. At the same time lived a plain but brave and courageous and smart little princess. Just some fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-2-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete3. The Perfect Bun reviews...doesn't truly matter after the Battle of Hogwarts. Minerva observing the Great Hall, shouldering her responsibility, realising she will get help. *Inspired by Maggie Smith's performance of Minerva McGonagall but book-compliant*Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 7-27-11 - Minerva M. - Complete4. In Shining Armour » reviewsSnape's only saving the unborn child of a strange woman. He never signed up for having his house invaded and a stranger and her child caring for him after the snake bite. Rated M for language only.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,373 - Reviews: 833 - Updated: 5-24-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - Severus S. & OC - Complete5. Unrequited reviewsUnrequited love is love that is not openly reciprocated or understood as such, even though reciprocation is usually deeply desired. The beloved may or may not be aware of the admirer's deep affections. HGSS with a hint of hope.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 4-10-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete6. Healing reviewsHe remembered the softness of her hands on his forehead and the gentle magic that flowed through him as her wand pointed at him. It didn't scare him and he didn't fear it either. He knew that magic, he knew the touch. Gentle, kind, healing.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-17-11 - Severus S. & Poppy P. - Complete7. How I Asked Your Mother reviewsJulian Snape doesn't know how to propose to his girlfriend and asks his Father, Severus, how he asked Hermione Granger.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 2-10-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete8. Semantics » reviews-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4767 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 5-30-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete9. Our Man in Havana reviewsLong-distance portkeying, a few mojitos and someone in a bar she thought she had buried.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 11-18-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete10. The Duel reviewsIs Bert the only man in Mary's life or does she rather want a stern Potions Master from Scotland? And is that stern Potions Master willing to duel for her? Written because nobody believed I would. Enjoy!Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 8-10-10 - Severus S. - Complete11. Self Preservation » reviewsMrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2483 - Updated: 5-29-10 - Published: 3-2-10 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete12. How Lucius Malfoy tried to arrange a marriage reviewsLucius has a brilliant plan to get back into the good books of the Wizarding World: marry Draco off to the most famous Muggleborn witch. He doesn't know that she is already Severus Snape's.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 4-3-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete13. From the Corner at Easter reviewsEaster with the Snapes. Not everything is sunshine and chocolate eggs ; One-shot to From the Corner - please read that first!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-21-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete14. Innocence Lost » reviewsA man – boy - who lost his innocence in young years. Turning into a spy for the love of his life. To her, he is a Death Eater, and a spy. Then he becomes Severus. And she, she becomes Tisiphone – then Tizzy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,005 - Reviews: 727 - Updated: 3-9-10 - Published: 12-1-09 - Severus S. & OC - Complete15. Severus Aristoteles Snapopulos reviewsThis is the weirdest plotbunny I have ever had hopping through my brain. Written by me and itat88. Do not take seriously! Severus Aristoteles Snapopulos is a Greek Wizard with a love of Ouzo and beautiful Mistress Charms.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-25-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Dismantle the Sun » reviewsRonald is the love of her life and with him, Hermione has two children and the third is on the way. Aleia is a wife of convenience because once, Severus almost died alone. But convenience does not seem enough for him any more when tragedy strikes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 788 - Updated: 2-23-10 - Published: 12-12-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete17. The Presence of all Light reviewsSeverus takes a walk in the Forbidden Forest on a snowy day and encounters himself - and someone else he had not expected. Canon compliantHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-7-10 - Severus S. & Luna L. - Complete18. From the Corner: Christmas in Knockturn Alley reviewsOphelia's second Christmas with her Daddy. See what she gives him, what Severus gives her - and, most importantly, what Severus gives Hermione. One-shot following From the Corner. Set between end and epilogue.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 12-23-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete19. From the Corner » reviewsWhile Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3799 - Updated: 12-4-09 - Published: 9-24-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete20. Acquittal » reviewsSnape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3237 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete21. Frustration reviewsMinerva McGonagall really wants to kill Severus Snape during him being Headmaster.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-27-09 - Minerva M. & Severus S. - Complete22. Stay with me Sway with me » reviewsNymphadora Tonks is a Hufflepuff 7th year who is attracted to her teacher. Severus Snape is a cold, curious bastard who wants to know what she really looks like. Is a student-teacher-relationship forbidden? Canon-compliant!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Severus S. & N. Tonks - Complete23. She said no reviewsSixty years ago today, I asked her to be my wife. And she said no.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-12-09 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete24. Be Little » reviewsDe-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1746 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete25. The Fundamental Pleasure of Being Hated reviewsA Severus Snape Soliloquy about why he likes being hated. Not at all depressing - rather funny. M only for one f-word and a few other swear-words. Sorry, couldn't help myself.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 6-26-09 - Severus S. - Complete26. Sway reviewsIndecent thoughts - student-teacher. Nothing happens. Not yet, anyway. Snape/Tonks. Canon-compliant. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-29-09 - Severus S. & N. Tonks - Complete27. Tempest reviewsHe finds her in a storm. He cares for her. Slightly AU. Only ever so slightly.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-17-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete28. Elysium reviewsSeverus Snape died in Deathly Hallows. What then? Very short one-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-16-09 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete29. Billow » reviewsSnarky Severus Snape is forced back to Hogwarts five years after the fall of the Dark Lord by a desperate Headmistress McGonagall. Transfiguration Professor Granger is less than impressed. Bickering, fights and lots of points lost. Eventual HG/SS.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 608 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
