Heyboo everyone!! My name's Kitty, or Psycho, and i'm Satan's daughter but don't hold that against me! I enjoy it! I adore Doctor Who, Torchwood (Jooper forever!) , Harry Potter- Marauders era, Skulduggery Pleasant! ValDuggery all the way! and Twilight B+E although I'm starting to like Jasper and Bella lately. All songs belong to their writers/artist/manager/etc. Not to myself.
Loves
Kitty

It is my firm belief that Skulduggery Pleasant is one of the most amazingly written books of the century! If not longer, well... he is a skeleton! And it's, in my opinion better than Harry Potter! So go and get it from your local library or bookstore and have a blast because it's an unforgetable book and you wont want it to end!

IMPORTANT! "If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died."

News:
I'M A BETA READER!! And i'm also on PTB-Project Team Beta!!
I've been nominated for a Red Moon Award! Go to http://redmoonawards.yolasite.com/voting.php to vote please!

STUFF!
Age: 16
Height: 5'8
Natural hair colour:Blonde, dyed a brighter blonde right now, but that don't make me stupid!
Eye colour:Greeny
Skin color: Very Pale
Piercings: Two in each ear but don't use them
Tattoos: I'm going to get the two i want if it's the last thing i do! One on my lower right leg of a peace rose, violet and a lily interlaced with a purpley butterfly. And a little golden phoenix on my wrist and maybe two inter locked hearts at the base of my neck.

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Um…At the top?
2. What is your favorite possession?
My laptop. I can’t live without fanfiction! I would DIE!
3. Do you own a gun?
No. If I did, my brother would be dead by now.
4. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
I like my Doc, so no it's cool, I'm might be getting a new one! cry
5. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Hate christmas, but probably 'Rocking Around the Christmas Tree'
(There's no number 6! Aaaaahhhh!!)
7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I don't. School toilets equals, ewwwwwww! so i try not to drink before and during school. I know it's bad for me!
8. Can you do a push up?
HAHAHAHAHA! Are you kidding?!
9. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Don't really wear jewelery and my ears have closed up, by Laila got me this friendship bangle thing and i love it!
10. Do you take painkillers?
Yes, Every day, long, complicated medical condition which means i'm in constant pain. Don't worry i'm used to it.
11. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
-hysterical laughter- I've never had a proper boyfriend! I wouldn't know! But now I need one to draw in the same sex as well!
12. What's your name?
Mrs. Edward Cullen. or Mrs. Doctor Who or Kitty Harkness. But most people just call me Kitty!
13. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1: Erm, i need more money to buy twilight and eclipe (got the other two, i know weird order but my mum brought them and got the wrong ones!) - update! I've got them! Yippy!
2: Edward Cullen sound perfect, and I want him to be real and him to turn me into a Vampire 'cause it sounds soooo cool! And I think by power would be to know when people are lying cause i'm really good at that kind of thing!
3: My brains wiped, i've been dazzled by my brains Edward!
14. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
1. Erm... The new Kelly Clarkson CD - All I Ever Wanted
2. Some sweets (Candy)
3. Gave some money to my mum for hospital carpark
15. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
Water, water and water. But i love apple juice and hot chocolate! Very sugery!
16. Current worry?
OMC!! Waiting for GCSE results!
17. Current hate?
People who think that it's fun and fair to bully and undermind their peers and those close to them.
18. Where would you like to go?
Cardiff!
19. Do you own slippers?
Nope. Socks all the way baby!
20. Favorite color(s)?
Black and Blue, Black - goes with EVERYTHING and is a underrated shade. Blue - Cause I would love to die my hair midnight blue with Electric blue streaks
21. Are you gay?
I'm Bi, does that count?
22. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I was never really scared of monsters as a child, a giant spider probably. I was, and still am (alittle), scared of being alone.
23. Worst injury you've ever had?
I have a bad medical condition but the worst injury was probably when i was pushed down a flight of stairs and the ligments in my leg and ankle ripped, wheelchair - 6 months! Fun times!
24. Who is your loudest friend?
Lisa. Definitely. She is so Hyper, she's like a bunny on crack. She's American! What can I say!
25. Who is your most silent friend?
Laila, She's just lost her mum and is slowly getting back into life.
26. Does someone have a crush on you?
Not that I know of, but I don't wanna guy/girl at the mo.
27. What is your favorite candy?
As in sweets? Coca Cola Bottles!
28. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I don't really wanna get married but if i was forced to probably Dark Waltz - Hayley Westenra
29. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Memories by Within Temptation or Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again from Phantom of the Opera
30. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I HATE the sun! Shortly followed by... God my head hurts! Then a few minutes later, Lisa go home!

Okay here's the copy and paste stuff. Lot's of it is very funny! And i do recommend reading but you can skip! But be on your head it may!
"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay, but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."

"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"

"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Edward Cullen!"

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile page.

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."

"The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy."

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the seas asleep, the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere theres injustice, somewhere theres danger and somewhere else the teas getting cold, come on Ace we got work to do."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

"If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them."

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'."

"I don't suffer from insanty...I enjoy every minute of it!"

"The true meaning of a patriot is one who is willing to protect their country from their government."

"Writing is easy! You just sit infront of a piece of paper and sweat blood!"

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

"Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you ever felt."

"Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"There is no indignity in being afraid to die. But the shame of being afraid to live is terrible."

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"A clear conscience is usually the first sign of memory loss."

"Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work."

"I hear voices voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice."

"If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

"Go to heaven for the view; go to hell for the company."

"You spend the first two years of your childs life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up."

"Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe."

"Don't just stand there--kill something!"

"I stopped believe in fairies, dragons, good people, and other mythological creatures a long time ago."

"Please don't try to run. We're tired and would prefer to kill you quickly."

"Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity."

"We can only see with open eyes. We can only hear with open ears. We can only think with open minds."

"For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails...and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever." - This is my bookmark! And is in the front cover of every book I own!

"During one of those end-of-the-world things like in the movies, I'd go to a library. Nobody'd ever look there! ...That, or a Wal-Mart."

"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"

"Lord have mercy on my enemies, cause I sure as hell won't."

"I fight cynicism. It's too easy. It's really boring. It's much harder to be positive and see the wonder of everything."

Avoid popularity, it has many snares, and no real benefit.

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them."

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson" and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.

"Ough" can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully."

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.

Please Read, Important:
Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Australia.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
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