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since: 07-13-08, id: 1633258, Profile Updated: 12-12-09
country: Belgium
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, and Naruto.

Look mum, I'm on the internet! =D

Name: You'd like to know wouldn't you -.-...

Age: 13+1-7x3-10+4= my age (Muahahahahaha!)

Gender: Female... I hope... 0.0

Oh your God, the girl has DeviantART too! 0.0

This is a video of my good friend and I being quite silleh >.>... But it deserves watching anyways cos we're awesome! 8D

My goals in life: Publish a book. Get a tattoo. Visit Australia and Japan. Find true love (yes, I believe in it... you can hit me now. XP). Become proud of who I am (because to be honest, I'm not XD). Make a difference in the world somehow.

Me likey: DeathNote, yaoi, drawing, multicoloured objects (I don't really know why...), art (not modern art though, if modern art has a face, I'd slap it.), writing, being an absolute freak, energy drinks, chocolate, laughing, tattoos, piercings and music (I'm known as the girl who treats music like other people treat smoking, in other words, music is an addiction to me).

Me no likey: Art theives (may Kira smite them all down, XP), Takada, Sakura, Twilight, flamers, speaking other languages apart from English, being away from music, injections, blood tests, smoking, racism and homophobics

Anime/Manga, if underlined, only manga, if in italics, only anime, bold if both: DeathNote (Oh-Em-Ge, no way!), Gravitation, DN Angel, Okane Ga Nai, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Full Metal Alchemist, Loveless, Code Geass, Junjou Romantica,Wolf's Rain, Bleach, Blue Dragon, Sex Therapist, Kirepapa, Sensitive Pornograph, Basilisk, Chibi Vampire, Bakuman, Fairy Tail, 666 Satan, Hellsing, Hell Girl, Black Cat, Claymore

TV Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad!, Miami Ink (Yeah, I dont watch much TV anymore. XD)

Movies: Sweeney Todd, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Disney Movies, Lord of the Rings (all three of them), Edward Scissorhands, Ace Ventura (both), NightMare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Indianna Jones movies, The Prestige, The Simpsons Movie, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Waterhip Down.

Bands: Rolling Stones, Kamelot, Dead Kenndys, Jethro Tull, Queens of A Stone Age, Death Cab for Cutie, Guns 'N' Roses, KISS, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, Black Sabbath, Keane, Electric Six, Kings of Leon, Paramore, AeroSmith, The Academy Is..., Queen, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, SuperTramp, T-Rex, Muse, The Prodigy, Talking Heads, Maximum The Hormone, FLOW, UVERworld, Orange Range, Porno Graffiti, Little by Little, L'Arc~En~Ciel, Nightmare, Pigstar, Juned, Nine Inch Nails, Garbage, System of a Down, Goo Goo Dolls, Skillet. (Yah, I like a bit of everything XD)

Singers/Solo Artists: Blondie, Anounk, Ozzy Osbourne, Bryan Adams, Katy Perry, David Bowie, Micheal Jackson, Kylie Minogue, Seki Tomokazu, Yamaguchi Kappei, Kinya Kotani, Nana Kitade, Nana Mizuki.

SoundTracks: DeathNote (dude, don't deny that the music is great XD), Gravitation, Wolf's Rain, Loveless, Sweeney Todd, Nightmare Before Christmas, Spirited Away.

Pairings that I love to ity bity bits:
DeathNote:
LxLight
MattxMello
BBxL
Yeah, I only really like those three. Although I do read others like
MelloxNear, MattxNear, LxMello and MattxMelloxNear... the list goes on really. XD

Naruto:
NaruGaa
NaruSasu
ShikaTem
ItaSasu
KankGaa

Code Geass:
SusakuxLelouch

Fullmetal Alchemist:
RoyxEd
AlxEd
EnvyxEd

Wolf's Rain:
TsumexToboe
KibaxHige
TsumexKiba

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
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My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
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I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

-If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile

-If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You dont care if you're not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

-You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

-You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

-If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

-One of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you can type over 30 words per minute, paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stuff that I feel you should know about me... >.>

My math teacher hates me, because everytime that the word "semi-circle" is said, I giggle incessently.

I was questioned by my friends what the words "Seme" and "Uke" meant, when I put them down in a game of scrabble. (long, long story...)

I once got caught reading a DeathNote LxLight fanfic during I.C.T. (Computer) class, and it was a very graphic lemon scene.

I wear ties... as belts. Yesh, that's how awesome I am. XD

I have a few nick-names, one of them is L's potential rapist. It's actually my fave. XD

I Effing hate going to bed early. (Early for me: Before 23:00)

I put the guys in my class into pairs and judge which one would be seme and which one would be uke. (Endless hours of fun during boring classes.)

I'm quite immature really, in case you haven't noticed already. XD

Teachers always tell me to get more sleep.

I get high, drunk and overly excited on air, all at the same time, seriously. XD

My fetish for redheads is so strong it isn't funny, so stop laughing.

Most of the time, I refuse to go out in public without eyeliner on.

I wear a bell that came from those chocolate bunnies as a necklace, another example of how awesome I am... 0.0

I fell asleep in the cinema while watching 'Valkyrie', an explosion woke me up.

Chatspeak annoys me beyond belief, I only use it to save credit on my phone when texting people.

I laugh at the worst moments. Ever.

I. Love. Music. It's terrifies people.

I despise being in cold water, I don't care how relaxing/invigorating/refreshing people say it is, you will never see me voluntarily approach cold water. Although drinking it is nice. XD

I have a torn up picture of Edward Cullen on my wall.

I shouldn't be allowed energy drinks, but I have them anyway.

I love Biology, even though I kind of suck at it. >.>

Little kids annoy me. Period.

I had my first blood test since I was a baby when I was fourteen. I was so terrified that I threatened to kick the doctor if he "dared put that fucking needle close to my arm".

Yes, I did swear at the doctor.

Two of my guy friends once had a competition to see who could read furtherest into 'When Black Diamonds Shatter' without chickening out. It was a very entertaining MSN conversation.

I tend to wear fingerless gloves because the backs of my hands majorly freak me out. You can see the veins really easily and veins seriously scare me, don't ask.

I suck at foreign languages, seriously. I've been learning French for nine years now and I'm still awful. >.>

My ICT buddy is scared of big screens. It makes ICT that little more fun. XD

Favorite Quote thingies (simply because too many funny things are said amongst my friends ((and sometimes enemies)) and I to be kept to ourselves XD):

MSN madness:

Me: I have many... hidden files (referring to my many doujinshis)
Ant: I can't see them, but I can hear them...

Sam: Where's Nicole gone to? She hasn't replied in a while...
Jack: She's gotten stuck in a cloud of manga and bumps
Me: Lure me down with a MattxMello picture!
Ant: I'll just use my ladder made of lemons!
Jack: -holds up picture of Light defiantly-
Me: You bitch Jack. -.-

Me: -is reading LimeLight-
Sam: Do I wanna know?
Me: Probably not deary...
Sam: Ok then...

Me: My back hurts
Sam: Have you been receiving it too much?
Me: Close, but not quite.
Sam: 0.0
Me: It's a joke, Sam. XD
Sam: I guessed, but with you I can never really know...

Sam: Mmmm... these mince pies are so good that they're sexual. Seriously, here's a list of the foods i find sexual: mince pies, pancakes, ben and jerrys chunky monkey. There are probs a few more.

Me: God, Gaara's hot...
Sam: yep...
Sam: he becomes like the "king" (actually hokage) of the sand village.
Me: ah, that explains the sand theme he appears to have...
Sam: no, thats cause he has a special ability to control sand and thats why its almost impossible to touch him, cause he has a constant layer of sand on his skin that protects him.
Me: awww, i wanted to touch him XP
Sam: where?
Me: everywhere -pervy grin- XP
Sam: with what?
Me: hmmm, lemme see... my hands, my mouth... XD
Sam: are u sure, u'd get sand everywhere... like sex on the beach except its sex with the beach

Sam: oh there was summat that me and my sis thought of that will really make you laugh
Me: awww man, wut? XD
Sam: lemon juice :D
Me: im sorry, but i may not reply for a long time, cos im laughing my head off right now! XDDD
Me: ok... ok im done XD
Sam: finally, that was about 3 minutes
Me: soz, im in a pretty giggly mood XD
Sam: what about 'freshly squeezed lemon juice'
Me: ROFL!

Jack: ur crazy
Me: I know X) its fun
Jack: crazy, sex fueled person :P
Me: yaaaaaaah XD you're just sex fueled XD

Jacks completely random, yet somehow awesome story of Charlie The Chainsmoker Chicken:

Well once there was a chicken called charlie who lived a happy life in a chicken coup, but one day he escaped and found a ciggarette and gave it a few puffs, he soon became addicted, but having no money he started to become involved with the wrong ppl doin criminal things for the tasty buds of smoke. one of these ppl was me, he only wanted money from me, but he stole it. i then decided to try to kill him with a spoon. the murder was a failure, he escaped with his life but a curse, he ended up with a spoon fused to his body, which he began to use to mug ppl. he wanted revenge for what i had done to him so he also began a search for me, a few weeks later, he found me and we had our first of two fights, i won only just, having done so by shoving a small box of spoons down his throat. he survived. now he had the ability to shoot sporks from his throat, all he had to do was replenish them every now and then. he now knew where i lived, and i knew this, luckily i devised a strategy to kill him, along with the help of nicky. I made an army of forks and knives and salad tossers(wich were used to hurl vinegar packets in his eyes) the last stand was a long one and after hours of fighting he managed to make his way to me but not without a few injuries out of sporks, his spoon bent and severalknife and fork holes. Blindly, his eyes still burning with the acidic vinegar, he stumbled towards me screaming for his last goal in life was to kill me, slipping over his own blood he fell at my feet, on his spoon tragically, with his weight pushing it further into him, killing him instantly. i stood triumphantly i couldnt help but feel sorry for the chikin who had after all only been a victim of the times, then i had lunch. that was the tragic story of charlie the chainsmoker chicken.

School sex-fueled conversations:

Sam: Did you know, an average guy thinks of sex every six seconds.
Me: God, I'm worse than a guy.
Sam: Yeah, with you, I don't wanna know...

Ant: What color are the bins here?
Me: ... Orange...
Ant: ...
Me: -giggles incessantly- (Ant and I have this thing with oranges, long story XD)

(Us while having a screaming competition)
Sam: Scream like you're receiving it Nicole!
(Everyone goes silent) ... (Everyone bursts out laughing)

Ant: That vending machine has a lemon on it!
Me: Pervert...

Physics teach: This... is a funnel
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Physics teach: What's wrong with her?
Sam: I have a feeling we may not wanna know...
Class: 0.0
(Note: I only laughed because it sounded so frickin' random XD)

Guy on the T.V.: You rode him, you rode him 'til he broke!
Ant and I: -burst out laughing-

Sarah and I: Semi-circular grapes!!

Me: I wanna fuck you like an animal
Sam: WHAT!?
Me: Oops, singing aloud again...
Sam: Thank God...

Sam: Good evening!
Me: 'Sleep with me'!?
Sam: No, good evening...
Me: ... Oh...
Sam: You were just hearing what you wanted to hear.
Me: 0.o

Maths teach: So if you times L by B-
Me: You get hotness...
Maths teach: What was that Nicole?
Me: Nothing... -snigger-
Class: 0.0
Jess: For God's sake Nicole...

(Later that lesson...)
Me: Ahem, Miss maths teacher? (I did actually say her name, but I'm not gonna show it, just in case XD)
Maths teacher: Yes Nicole?
Me: So, if you want to write the formula of multiplying the breadth by the length of a shape, you write 'B x L', right?
Maths teacher: Uhmm, yes... -gives me the 'wtf' look-
Me: Awesome, another question, is there any situation where you must multiply two 'M's?
Maths teach: Well, if you had to square a letter 'M', yes...
Me: Oh my God, you're right!
Maths teach: -looks at Jess, who is sitting beside me-
Jess: Don't ask...

Me: When are we looking at semi-circles this year?
Maths teach: Never if you don't stop giggling at the word.

Olivia: So, I'm guessing you know L's birthday?
Me: 31st October!
Olivia: -.-
Me: What!? It's Halloween! Easy to remember!
Sarah: I'm guessing you celebrate it instead of Halloween though.
Nicole: Damn right, I wrote a fanfic for his birthday. -weird smile-
Olivia: What, him screwing you?
Me: No, him screwing Light.
Everyone at the table: 0.0
Me: :D

Maths site: Mathematics and Art come together!
Most of the guys of the class and me: -burst out laughing-
Maths teach: What are you all laughing at?

(outside in our gym stuff because there was a fire drill)
Me: Damn it! Why'd they have a fire drill in this weather! It's snowing! -flips off snow-
Ioli: Maybe there is actually a fire...
Me: See if there's smoke!
Ioli:... The cloud!
Me: The cloud's on fire!?
Ioli: 0.o

-on the bus-
Me: Hey, y'know about all those paedophiles in the internet?
Nicky: Yeah?
Me: Well, imagine, if two peadophiles, thinking that each other were a young girl or boy, met up?
Nicky: That was be... awkward wouldn't it?
Me: I can see it. One of them just kinda says "So, uh... wanna make a club?"
-Nicky and I laugh our asses off-
Me: Aww man, if they called it 'Paedophiles United', it's intials would be 'PU'!
-Nicky and I almost die of laughter-
Jack: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nicky and I: PU!!
Jack: 0.o
(yeeeah, totally retarded moment, but too wierd to miss out...)

-in biology class, we're all talking about Harry Potter, including the teacher-
Me: Eh, I don't care much for Harry Potter...
Biology teacher: Oh? I liked the ending.
Me: Pfft, the ending was cliche.
Biology teacher: Cliche?
Me: It would of been ten times more interesting if Ron and Harry married each other.
Biology teacher: 0.o... -starts laughing-
-at lunch break-
Me: Dudes, you'll never believe what I did in Biology.
Others: What?
Me: I made -biology teacher- laugh.
Others: What the hell did you say or do?
Me: Told her Nicky and I's ending to Harry Potter.
Others: Jesus, maybe shes secretly a yaoi fangirl.
Me: Ew, no.

Kiran: Just eat as it comes, Alex.
Me: -cackles manicly-
Kiran: -.-
Alex: She sounds like a witch.

I'm reading the back of a video case during Chemistry, since we were waiting for the bell to ring
Teach: You do know that film is quite X-rated, right?
Me: Pfft, I've probably seen worse.
Teach: 0.o
Sam and Jess: It's true...
Me: :D
The movie was Oscar Wilde.

Physics teach: Now, this is where the another class got all giggly...
Everyone: Why?
Physics teach: Penetration...
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Some bitch-face in my class: You've got to be kidding us Nicole
-five minutes later-
Me: -finally stops laughing- ... What am I laughing at again?
Sam: Penetration
Me: -starts laughing again-
Physics teach: Just wait until we look at springs. Tension and hardness
Me: -almost dies of laughter-

Me: What I really love about Stephen Fry is that he's so respected, despite being gay, I mean, even nowadays, people are bitchy about homosexuality sometimes.
Teach: I agree.
Jess: There's Lindsey Lohan, too.
Me: Pffft, I'M more gay than her.
Teach: 0.o
Me: What? It's true!

Me: -standing there twitching and giggling crazily-
Sam: Who the fuck let Nicole have an energy drink?!

Sam: Guys, watch this...
-everyone turns to towards us-
Sam:-grips my shoulders and looks me straight in the eyes- Nicole... spit or swallow?
Me: SWALLOW!
Everyone: 0.o

And yes, we're bonkers in public too...

(On the underground train, we're the only people the carriage right now.)
Me: JUNJOU ROMANTICA!
Kiran: Is this girl actually allowed in public?
Jack: Surprisingly yes...
Kiran: Woah...

Movie ad: "There was something very strange about the birth of Benjamin Button..."
Me: Cos both of his parents were men.
Nearly everyone in the cinema room: -turns to give me the 'wtf' look-
Sam: Why do I even bother going to the cinema with you?

Movie ad:... 69
Sam and I: -look at each other with wide eyes-

Me: What the fuck was that?
Sam: Ad for a movie about some gay kid.
Me: Why do I suddenly want to see it?
Sam: It's French.
Me: Fuck no. -hates French movies-

(on the phone with Dad, we're just outside school.)
Dad: By the way, the Nicole, your t-shirt thing arrived.
Me: YEEEEEEES!!
Everyone else: What the fuck is up with her?
Sam: She got her t-shirt I'm guessing..

At the dinner table with dad and some of his friends, we're eating pork...
Dad: You know, I cannot eat tongues, it really disturbs me. They taste nice, but it's just the idea really..
Me: Yeah, cos if you think about it, it's like you're making out with a pig...
Dads and his friends: 0.o
Me: I said something inappropriate again didn't I?

In town with Nicole (yah, another one, a yaoi fangirl too)
Nicole: So what do you think of SasuNaru?
Me: OHMIGADSASUNARUWHERE!?
Everyone with a ten meter radius of us: -turns and stares at me-
Nicole and I: Ohhhhhhhh shit

Later that day...
Me: -sees a dude wearing a DeathNote t-shirt- OHMIGADDEATHNOTE!
Dude with DeathNote t-shirt: 0.o
Nicole and I: Ohhhhhhhh shit

Sarah and I: Sex and drugs and sausage rolls.

Sarah and I: Woot for sausage rolls!
Sam: What's with sausage rolls?
Me: They're penis pastries!

At Home (or others homes, whichever):

Me: Don't worry Jess, if anyone ever tries to touch your ass, I'll be at them like... Sephiroth!
Jess and I: ... 0.o
Me: I play way too much Final Fantasy...

(my mum and I watching TV)
Me: Oh my God, they're coming onto each other!
Mum: They're brother and sister, Nicole.
Me: Shhhhit. X(

Sam R. (yesh, another one): Hey Nicole, why do you always listen to music?
Me: Because I like it.
Sam R.: But it distracts you all the time.
Me: I'd get distracted anyway, deary.
Sam R. and Jack: Eh? 0.o
Me: It's true, in second year, I had to see a physiatrist about it. He pissed me off...
Sam R.: Only you would say something like that.
Me: Like what?
Sam R.: That a physiatrist pissed you off.

Me: -and that's Sephiroth, he's a bitch-face.
Jess: His hair kinda looks like the McDonald's M...
Me: Jezus, you're right.
From then on, we called him McSephiroth.

In the car...
Mum: I wonder how those trees died...
Bro: AIDS...
Me: Did you say AIDS?
Bro: Yeah, they got it from the tree huggers
Me: Oh dear lord...

Laters, y'all. ;)

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1. Closed Eyes
When he smiled, he'd shut his eyes so that no one would see the pain he actually felt. Oneshot angsty crap, really.
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Hey... What would happen if our L had been raped...? LxLight, M for rape, self-harm, lotsa blood, mild violence and naughty, naughty words. XP Now featuring MattxMello!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 8-23-08 - L & Light Y.
3. What Could Have Occured » reviews
What if Mello made a different choice in life when he and Near discovered L's death? MelloxNear. T for language and boys love.
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4. Saliva reviews
It was the one night that changed his life, turning him into something he didn't want to be. M for gore, language and sexual content between two males. Don't like? Don't read then.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-20-09 - L & BB - Complete
5. Fix You reviews
No matter how broken Mello would be, Matt could always fix him. MattxMello. T for language. Songfic
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6. Birthday's Aren't That Bad reviews
In celebration of L's birthday, today. Rated M for later scenes. My first proper lemon so I hope you enjoy! Oneshot LxLight
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