| L's potential rapist |
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, and Naruto. Look mum, I'm on the internet! =D Name: You'd like to know wouldn't you -.-... Age: 13+1-7x3-10+4= my age (Muahahahahaha!) Gender: Female... I hope... 0.0 Oh your God, the girl has DeviantART too! 0.0 This is a video of my good friend and I being quite silleh >.>... But it deserves watching anyways cos we're awesome! 8D My goals in life: Publish a book. Get a tattoo. Visit Australia and Japan. Find true love (yes, I believe in it... you can hit me now. XP). Become proud of who I am (because to be honest, I'm not XD). Make a difference in the world somehow. Me likey: DeathNote, yaoi, drawing, multicoloured objects (I don't really know why...), art (not modern art though, if modern art has a face, I'd slap it.), writing, being an absolute freak, energy drinks, chocolate, laughing, tattoos, piercings and music (I'm known as the girl who treats music like other people treat smoking, in other words, music is an addiction to me). Me no likey: Art theives (may Kira smite them all down, XP), Takada, Sakura, Twilight, flamers, speaking other languages apart from English, being away from music, injections, blood tests, smoking, racism and homophobics Anime/Manga, if underlined, only manga, if in italics, only anime, bold if both: DeathNote (Oh-Em-Ge, no way!), Gravitation, DN Angel, Okane Ga Nai, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Full Metal Alchemist, Loveless, Code Geass, Junjou Romantica,Wolf's Rain, Bleach, Blue Dragon, Sex Therapist, Kirepapa, Sensitive Pornograph, Basilisk, Chibi Vampire, Bakuman, Fairy Tail, 666 Satan, Hellsing, Hell Girl, Black Cat, Claymore TV Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad!, Miami Ink (Yeah, I dont watch much TV anymore. XD) Movies: Sweeney Todd, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Disney Movies, Lord of the Rings (all three of them), Edward Scissorhands, Ace Ventura (both), NightMare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Indianna Jones movies, The Prestige, The Simpsons Movie, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Waterhip Down. Bands: Rolling Stones, Kamelot, Dead Kenndys, Jethro Tull, Queens of A Stone Age, Death Cab for Cutie, Guns 'N' Roses, KISS, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, Black Sabbath, Keane, Electric Six, Kings of Leon, Paramore, AeroSmith, The Academy Is..., Queen, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, SuperTramp, T-Rex, Muse, The Prodigy, Talking Heads, Maximum The Hormone, FLOW, UVERworld, Orange Range, Porno Graffiti, Little by Little, L'Arc~En~Ciel, Nightmare, Pigstar, Juned, Nine Inch Nails, Garbage, System of a Down, Goo Goo Dolls, Skillet. (Yah, I like a bit of everything XD) Singers/Solo Artists: Blondie, Anounk, Ozzy Osbourne, Bryan Adams, Katy Perry, David Bowie, Micheal Jackson, Kylie Minogue, Seki Tomokazu, Yamaguchi Kappei, Kinya Kotani, Nana Kitade, Nana Mizuki. SoundTracks: DeathNote (dude, don't deny that the music is great XD), Gravitation, Wolf's Rain, Loveless, Sweeney Todd, Nightmare Before Christmas, Spirited Away. Pairings that I love to ity bity bits: Naruto: Code Geass: Fullmetal Alchemist: Wolf's Rain: Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. : I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Gay marriage: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. -98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. -Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! -If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile -If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!) -If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile -If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile. -You dont care if you're not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile. You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile. -You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile. -You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile. -You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile. -If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. -If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. -One of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. -If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile -If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile -If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. -If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. -If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile. -Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile. If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile. If you can type over 30 words per minute, paste this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people? If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. Stuff that I feel you should know about me... >.> My math teacher hates me, because everytime that the word "semi-circle" is said, I giggle incessently. I was questioned by my friends what the words "Seme" and "Uke" meant, when I put them down in a game of scrabble. (long, long story...) I once got caught reading a DeathNote LxLight fanfic during I.C.T. (Computer) class, and it was a very graphic lemon scene. I wear ties... as belts. Yesh, that's how awesome I am. XD I have a few nick-names, one of them is L's potential rapist. It's actually my fave. XD I Effing hate going to bed early. (Early for me: Before 23:00) I put the guys in my class into pairs and judge which one would be seme and which one would be uke. (Endless hours of fun during boring classes.) I'm quite immature really, in case you haven't noticed already. XD Teachers always tell me to get more sleep. I get high, drunk and overly excited on air, all at the same time, seriously. XD My fetish for redheads is so strong it isn't funny, so stop laughing. Most of the time, I refuse to go out in public without eyeliner on. I wear a bell that came from those chocolate bunnies as a necklace, another example of how awesome I am... 0.0 I fell asleep in the cinema while watching 'Valkyrie', an explosion woke me up. Chatspeak annoys me beyond belief, I only use it to save credit on my phone when texting people. I laugh at the worst moments. Ever. I. Love. Music. It's terrifies people. I despise being in cold water, I don't care how relaxing/invigorating/refreshing people say it is, you will never see me voluntarily approach cold water. Although drinking it is nice. XD I have a torn up picture of Edward Cullen on my wall. I shouldn't be allowed energy drinks, but I have them anyway. I love Biology, even though I kind of suck at it. >.> Little kids annoy me. Period. I had my first blood test since I was a baby when I was fourteen. I was so terrified that I threatened to kick the doctor if he "dared put that fucking needle close to my arm". Yes, I did swear at the doctor. Two of my guy friends once had a competition to see who could read furtherest into 'When Black Diamonds Shatter' without chickening out. It was a very entertaining MSN conversation. I tend to wear fingerless gloves because the backs of my hands majorly freak me out. You can see the veins really easily and veins seriously scare me, don't ask. I suck at foreign languages, seriously. I've been learning French for nine years now and I'm still awful. >.> My ICT buddy is scared of big screens. It makes ICT that little more fun. XD Favorite Quote thingies (simply because too many funny things are said amongst my friends ((and sometimes enemies)) and I to be kept to ourselves XD): MSN madness: Me: I have many... hidden files (referring to my many doujinshis) Sam: Where's Nicole gone to? She hasn't replied in a while... Me: -is reading LimeLight- Me: My back hurts Sam: Mmmm... these mince pies are so good that they're sexual. Seriously, here's a list of the foods i find sexual: mince pies, pancakes, ben and jerrys chunky monkey. There are probs a few more. Me: God, Gaara's hot... Sam: oh there was summat that me and my sis thought of that will really make you laugh Jack: ur crazy Jacks completely random, yet somehow awesome story of Charlie The Chainsmoker Chicken: Well once there was a chicken called charlie who lived a happy life in a chicken coup, but one day he escaped and found a ciggarette and gave it a few puffs, he soon became addicted, but having no money he started to become involved with the wrong ppl doin criminal things for the tasty buds of smoke. one of these ppl was me, he only wanted money from me, but he stole it. i then decided to try to kill him with a spoon. the murder was a failure, he escaped with his life but a curse, he ended up with a spoon fused to his body, which he began to use to mug ppl. he wanted revenge for what i had done to him so he also began a search for me, a few weeks later, he found me and we had our first of two fights, i won only just, having done so by shoving a small box of spoons down his throat. he survived. now he had the ability to shoot sporks from his throat, all he had to do was replenish them every now and then. he now knew where i lived, and i knew this, luckily i devised a strategy to kill him, along with the help of nicky. I made an army of forks and knives and salad tossers(wich were used to hurl vinegar packets in his eyes) the last stand was a long one and after hours of fighting he managed to make his way to me but not without a few injuries out of sporks, his spoon bent and severalknife and fork holes. Blindly, his eyes still burning with the acidic vinegar, he stumbled towards me screaming for his last goal in life was to kill me, slipping over his own blood he fell at my feet, on his spoon tragically, with his weight pushing it further into him, killing him instantly. i stood triumphantly i couldnt help but feel sorry for the chikin who had after all only been a victim of the times, then i had lunch. that was the tragic story of charlie the chainsmoker chicken. School sex-fueled conversations: Sam: Did you know, an average guy thinks of sex every six seconds. Ant: What color are the bins here? (Us while having a screaming competition) Ant: That vending machine has a lemon on it! Physics teach: This... is a funnel Guy on the T.V.: You rode him, you rode him 'til he broke! Sarah and I: Semi-circular grapes!! Me: I wanna fuck you like an animal Sam: Good evening! Maths teach: So if you times L by B- (Later that lesson...) Me: When are we looking at semi-circles this year? Olivia: So, I'm guessing you know L's birthday? Maths site: Mathematics and Art come together! (outside in our gym stuff because there was a fire drill) -on the bus- -in biology class, we're all talking about Harry Potter, including the teacher- Kiran: Just eat as it comes, Alex. I'm reading the back of a video case during Chemistry, since we were waiting for the bell to ring Physics teach: Now, this is where the another class got all giggly... Me: What I really love about Stephen Fry is that he's so respected, despite being gay, I mean, even nowadays, people are bitchy about homosexuality sometimes. Me: -standing there twitching and giggling crazily- Sam: Guys, watch this... And yes, we're bonkers in public too... (On the underground train, we're the only people the carriage right now.) Movie ad: "There was something very strange about the birth of Benjamin Button..." Movie ad:... 69 Me: What the fuck was that? (on the phone with Dad, we're just outside school.) At the dinner table with dad and some of his friends, we're eating pork... In town with Nicole (yah, another one, a yaoi fangirl too) Later that day... Sarah and I: Sex and drugs and sausage rolls. Sarah and I: Woot for sausage rolls! At Home (or others homes, whichever): Me: Don't worry Jess, if anyone ever tries to touch your ass, I'll be at them like... Sephiroth! (my mum and I watching TV) Sam R. (yesh, another one): Hey Nicole, why do you always listen to music? Me: -and that's Sephiroth, he's a bitch-face. In the car... Laters, y'all. ;) | |||||||||
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