| Loodia LoveStar |
Hey,Peoples! My name is Lu Lu. For reasons unknown to even me, my friend calls me that, which is weird because is has nothing to do with my name was so ever. But, hey I like weird. For those dipshits out there, I am a girl not an gay orphan stripper(no offense to orphans, people who are gay, and strippers. I find nothing wrong with you guys.). Now I write a lot of stories but I hate putting them up because I would have to type (TYPING IS A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!) to do that. I write about movies, animes, books and rarely I write about something in the TV category and that is usually in a crossover. Here is some stuff about me: FAV CATEGORIES: Anime and Books FAV COLORS: black, midnight blue, silver, and forest green HOBBIES: writing stories, drawing, dancing, skateboarding, being silly, reading, hanging with my friends, jumping on people(try it sometime, its fun), music MUSIC: Punk, Rap, Metal, RnB, Rock, Country, Classical, Hip Hop, Jazz, Alternative, Emo(i am not EMO!!) and others (OK i like almost every types alive, sue me) READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, Serenity Maxwell, Sanseui-Kitty,BlackNightAngle,KagomesLilsista, Devil-Babe-911, Loodia LoveStar A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 1.Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2.Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3.Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4.Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5.Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8.Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10.Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Abortion is wrong. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this | |||||||