| Kitsune of Darkness |
Author has written 16 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Twilight, NCIS, Moonlight, Total Drama Island, and Love Hina. Stories I am currently working on: My Total drama Island, Forever Loved: Emmett and Rosalie, Adventures in France and Vampire Mothers Can Be Evil If you like my stories, go here : http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Shadoelovee (¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer - In Loving Memory Of Nancy Friends on here!(In no particular order): Schoolisboring, TDAFAN545, xRockxMetalxBbyx9, xDarkxRosexBeautifulxBlood, Chiglet663, Petit-Sapphire-Jai, Twilight939313, KeptxoxPromises, Wolf Pride, crazyhorsegirl3 Quotes: Me: -sighs- I just had a huge hit of realization, lol... I'm a junior... which means only 2 more years of school... I'M NOT READY FOR THE REAL WORLD! lol Star: No one ever is, you just have to take the plunge and hope for the best... (Great! Now I sound like a Sex Ed. video!) Me:Becky, if I put you in the microwave...would you explode? Becky:no, but I might have orange stuff coming out of my fingers. Amy Lee: “Honestly I just wear what I like. You know why? 'Cause I can, I'm a rock star.” Anna: Anyone want to accompany me in the bathroom? Kacy: DOUBLE MEANING! Amy Lee: “I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised.” Me: I tried to eat a plastic flower once... it kind of hurt... Amy Lee: “If people make fun of you, it probably means you're doing something right.” Adam: I picture you in twenty years being the girl in the bar who takes one sip of a drink and gets so drunk she gets up on the bar, takes off her shirt, and swings it around her head. me: gee... thanks for the vote of confidence... Adam: any time. Me: The Doctors did an X-ray my head and found nothing. Anna: Well that explains a lot Becky:I swear to god! Me: you can't swear to god... Becky: Then I swear to the British god! Me: -slaps head- Becky: I hate balls! Me: Sounds like a personal problem... Katie: -holds up a bear with a rip in his head- MAN DOWN! Me: HE'S LEAKING BRAIN FLUID! Me: -waves my hand in Anna's face- Oh oh oh! pick me! Pick me! Anna:-sighs- what do you want? Me: Huh? Anna: you idiot, you just flipped out waving your hand in my face screaming "Oh Oh Oh, Pick me!" Me: i did? Anna: yeah... Me: ohh... can you get me some cheese? Anna: ...are you... serious? Me: yeah... why? Anna: -throws pillow at me, i fall over, and hit the floor- Flora: Does soda have milk in it? Mrs.N: What do you get when you mix rock particles and Hummus?Charlotte: a banana? Mrs.N: Anyone know what Paxcatauny Phil is?Charlotte: a skunk! Charlotte: (to Duncan): You look like a Taiwanese woman.Duncan: Shut up!Sam: you do!(They fight)Amanda: (to all three of them) I have a spoon! Mr.S: I have a funny story about falling asleep in class... I was listening to one of my college lectures when I fell asleep for a second... when I woke up, I looked down on my paper... while I was asleep, I had written "Pepperoni" on it... I guess I was hungry... Mrs.V: Charlie, you're a bad boy. I may have to bring you into the back and whip you. Charlie: Mrs.V... please don't EVER say that again... Survey? One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. What’s line four? "Some states allow other functions, NATCEPs also prepare nursing students to meet the standards listed in Box 2-3, p. 17" ... Yeah... that was an excerpt from my Nursing Textbook... Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there? Mah Teddy bear Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television? Uhm... Trauma Four: Without looking guess what time it is? 7: 30... Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My dad on the phone Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing? About twelve hours ago... I was heading out to Kingston for some shopping and a Drs visit. Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The person who's profile I got this from... Eight: What are you wearing? P.J.’s Nine: Did you dream last night? Mmhmm Ten: When did you last laugh? Who knows? Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in? my thousands of posters Twelve: Seen anything weird lately? A kid humping one of the buses at school... Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz? Nunya :P Fourteen: What film did you last watch? The Proposal... again... ; Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A Larxene costume, a giant cage for my guinea Pig, and a house for my mom, and dad. Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you: I'm secretly an alien who has come to study the human race to tell my superior so we may blend in and live in this wondrous planet. Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do? Dunno Eighteen: Do you like to dance? Heck no Nineteen: George Bush: ... Bill Clinton... Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Raven Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Christopher. Why the hell would I go to the pearly gates? I don't even freaking believe in him! Pick ten of your own OC Characters (You can be included) in any order. 1. Cory (ME!) 2. Raven 3. Alexa 4. Tempest 5. Alaric 6. Chris 7. Damien 8. Allanna 9. Delilah 10. Cassi 1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happen? Allanna: -gasps- Ohmygod! I'm sosososososo sorry! -runs out of the room- Cassi: -blushes and mutters to self- 2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple. Alexa: I said shut up, you vampire wannabe! Tempest: Vampire wannabe? What the hell! Chris: Girls, girls! Stop it! Alexa, I'll dump you right now if you don't stop! Alexa: -does a 360, then skips over to Chris and huggles- (Alexa belongs to Chris... NO LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TEMPEST AND ALEXA Note: I support gay rights... it's just that these characters are straight, so...) 3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!" Alaric: So, how's life? Delilah: -grins- it's awesome, hot stuff! Damien: -runs in- I LOVE CORY! Me: o.O BUT I MADE YOU FOR RAVEN! Damien: Screw Raven... I love you! -kisses- Me: -kicks in the shins- Bad vampire! Alaric and Delilah: o.O 4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)" Raven: You're just jealous 'cause my boyfriend is a smoking hot vampire! Cassi: O-O-Oh yeah? Well I have FOUR men w-who like me! Raven: That just makes you sound like a sl- Damien: -runs past them in a cape, cutting off Raven and screaming- SUPER DAMIEN! Raven: -blinks- Cassi: As you were saying? Raven: I'm not dating him anymore... XD 5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words? Tempest: How'd I get killed by a girl who's afraid of her own shadow!! 6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens? Me: I SAID YOU'LL KISS ALERIC, AND THAT'S FINAL TEMPEST! Tempest: Oh hell no! I will NOT kiss my partner. Aleric: I wouldn't mind... Tempest: STAY OUT OF THIS ALERIC! Raven: -snickers- she likes him Alexa: Shut UP Raven. Raven: Hell no! Me: Seriously, everyone, SHUT UP! Alexa, Raven, Tempest, Aleric, and I: -start fist-fighting- Damien, Cassi, Delilah, Chris, and Allanna: o.O Copy and paste to your profile, then make the choices that work for you BOLD (this is to show how bad stereotypes are... get rid of anything in parenthesis at the end of a piece... they're my thoughts) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic Well, I'm not a writer, or just a reader, I'm both. If you have ever walked into a wall, put this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto you profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. 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1. Adventures in France » reviewsAbby and McGee spend their honeymoon in France! But when Abby makes a shocking discovery, how will McGee and the team react? Read on to find out! Part of my "McAbby" series. Sequel to A Spooky Wedding.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 8-31-09 - Abby S. & Tim M.2. Forever Loved: Rosalie and Emmett » reviewsA sequel to Forever Loved: Alice and Jasper. With Emily coping with being a newborn, and the wedding on it's way, how will Rose react? And why is she starting to feel protective of Bella? Read to find out! T to be safe.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 8-27-09 - Rosalie & Emmett3. Vampire Mothers can be Evil » reviewsThe trio and Raven all return to Halloween Town. Everything seems fine...until Raven starts acting strange. She tries to bite Barrel, punishes them for everything, and tries to hit Shock. Can Shock figure out what's going on before it's too late?Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 7-10-09 - Shock & Lock4. My total Drama Island » reviewsI know this is probably over done, but there are a lot of people who didn't get their characters chosen, so I am giving them a second chance. Here we go! Rated T just in case.Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,358 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 10-12-08 - Gwen & Trent5. Love and Death reviewsiTunes challenge.... this time I used Alice and Jasper. ten small stories written based on ten songs. Read on! Might make it M... dunno if it should or not. I don't think I have anything too bad, lol.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-09 - Alice & Jasper6. A Spooky Wedding » reviewsMcGee and Abby are getting married! There's one thing that makes this wedding different from others: It's on Halloween. How will it look? You'll have to read and find out!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 12-14-08 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete7. Forever Loved: Alice and Jasper » reviewsits a fluff AliceXJasper fan fic, set during the set-up of Bella and Edward's wedding. When Alice meets a familiar stranger on a plane, what will happen? Rated T for a little language in future chapters. Bad summery.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 9-3-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete8. A Witch In the Human world » reviews12 years after that almost fatal mishap, the trio are settling into life in the human world. Can Shock deal with the problems that arise when love starts to flare up into her life? Sequel to The New Beginning.Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 1-21-09 - Complete9. The Life and Times of Cara Cullen » reviewsWhat would it be like to be a human, living with vampires? Cara knows the answer. Join her as she goes through life as the only human in her family, the Cullens. Bad summary... T for some cursing that may happen in later chapters.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete10. Continuation reviewsMy ending to the Anime.Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-5-09 - Keitaro U. & Naru N. - Complete11. Death, Suicide, and Love reviewsiPod shuffle challenge for Gwen and Trent. My songs are kinda dark..... oops . Read on if you dare! lol Rated "M" for safety.Total Drama Island - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-09 - Gwen & Trent - Complete12. The New Begining » reviewsLock, Shock, and Barrel pull a prank that results in a tragic death- and their banishment. But just as they are ready to leave, a well known vampire stops it, and agrees to take them into her care. Can she rid the trio of their deadly ways? Bad summary...Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete13. My Guardian Angel reviewsWhen Gwen gets beat up at school, she blelives its the end. But will someone come along and save her? AU i guess, and GwenX? That's for you to find out Rated T for violence.Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-09 - Gwen - Complete14. My End to Moonlight reviewsThis is my version of what I think happened at the end of Moonlight. I don’t know about you guys, but I was really mad when I found out it was canceled.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete15. A Candy Filled Proposal reviewsIt's been three years since Abby and McGee got together, and Halloween has come around again. McGee Has something special planned for Abby that she does not know of ...but what could it be? A sequel to A Halloween Treat.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-08 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete16. A Halloween Treat reviewsMcAbby fanfic. Abby goes to show off her costume to Tim. All fluff. Bad summary.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-8-08 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete