Name: Not saying. Call me by my handle.

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Home: America. Let's leave it at that.

Hobbies: Fanfic reading and writing, Japanese cooking (my specialty is gyudon/beefbowl), walking down the city river, reading, drawing.

Goals in Life: 1)Go to Japan 2)Get something published

Likes: All things Japanese, animals, winter and snow, anime fanfic, my privacy, mythology (both ancient and modern), traveling, 80's music, college football.

Dislikes: Heat and fire, mint, crowds, styrofoam, coffee, reality TV, dead bodies, heights, being wet, fancy clothes and anything I have to wear them to.

I'm a guy of few words when it comes to speaking. I'm also a die-hard otaku who's addicted to fanfic, manga, and anime in that order. I'm not social and I only really have one friend, who's sort of my beta reader when I need one. I long to be a published writer and I use fanfic as practice for my original stories. So that means I take the time to make sure what I write is written well and usually goes thru many drafts before I show it to others. Unless I say otherwise, no fic I post will have been written on the spot. Since I don't like giving out personal information, I'll only talk about my fanfic interests here. That's what we're all here for, isn't it?

I've been reading fanfic for almost two years now, most of them from this very website. To warn you what to expect, I prefer M or T rated fics that start out dark but end up light. I also like to read stories where two characters who never get anywhere together in the series actually do get together. I usually stick to M because I'm an adult and prefer to read what had been written for my age group. Not to say I only read lemons. I simply like it when the writer doesn't edit the language, action, and love just because a kid might see it. I tend to check the completed fic section before the in-progress fic section due to my dislike of cliffhangers. I hate AU fics, crossovers, and I flatout will not look at yaoi stories. I may look at AU and crossovers if they strike me as interesting, but never under any circumstances any yaoi stories. I'm also a sucker for the obvious pairing in a story, in most cases.

If I ever go two whole months without updating anything assume I'm dead or at least physically incapable of writing.

Inuyasha

Ranma 1/2

Bleach

Fullmetal Alchemist

MAR

Urusei Yatsura

Naruto

Deathnote

Legend of Zelda

Ah! My goddess

Favored Pairings

InuyashaxKagome (To have either with someone else is like blasphemy)

MirokuxSango (More as a side couple than a story emphasis)

SesshomaruxRin (Only when she's older)

RanmaxAkane (She's the one true fiancee)

RanmaxKasumi (For some reason, this appeals to me just as much as RanAka if not more)

RyogaxAkari

MoussexShampoo

KonatsuxUkyo

IchigoxRukia

EdxWinry

MustangxHawkeye

NarutoxHinata

KeiichixBelldandy

LinkxRomani (It's a good but generally ignored couple)

Acceptable Pairings

SesshomaruxKagura

KogaxAyame

KohakuxRin

RyogaxUkyo

KunoxNabiki

TofuxKasumi

IchigoxOrihime

NarutoxIno

NarutoxSakura (If she's portrayed the right way)

NarutoxHarem (As long as one of them is Hinata)

NejixTenten

LinkxSaria (If she can get past the problem with being Kokiri)

LinkxMalon

Disliked Pairings

InuyashaxSomeone besides Kagome (Especially that undead bitch Kikyo)

KagomexSomeone besides Inuyasha (Koga, Hojo, Sesshomaru, etc.)

RenjixRukia (They might of had a chance once before, but not now)

SasukexSakura (Sasuke doesn't deserve to have a love interest and Sakura's infatuation is simply shallow to me)

SasukexHinata (Seriously, how can this even remotely work?)

KibaxHinata

KakashixSakura

NarutoxTsunade (They have more of a mother/son relationship than anything else)

LinkxZelda (I used to like the idea, but that changed)

LinkxRuto

All yaoi and yuri pairings

All crossover pairings (If they were meant to be together they would have been put in the same series to begin with)

Personal Notes On My Own Fanfics

"A Forgettable Night" (Urusei Yatsura) COMPLETED

-Just a short random UY fic I thought of. Most of it was written on the spot little by little because it's simple and didn't require a lot of preparation. One of the few UY storys available with an AtaruxLum lemon included.

"Claiming a Lover" (Naruto) COMPLETED

-A NaruHina lemony oneshot, written because of a friend's request and I'd like Kishimoto to do something about the couple soon.

"Naruto's Kit" (Naruto) Most Reviewed, Most Favored, Most Alerts, Most Hits, Belongs to Most Communities MOST POPULAR ONE

-Naruto gets hurt and the Kyuubi gets released from it's seal. But apparently the freed Kyuubi isn't what anyone expected it to be. Still, Naruto's stuck with it even when it's not trapped within him.

"Never the Same Again" (Inuyasha) COMPLETED

-Rather dark story where because of Naraku and Koga several changes are forced onto Kagome. To have an actual victim say I did a good job on this one is the highest honor I feel I can receive for this story. I've decided not to make any sequels for now since they just aren't coming to me.

"No More Fools and Madmen" (Urusei Yatsura) COMPLETED

-A twoshot fic based off of MZephyr's "Waking Up", written with his acknowledgement.

"The Ranma Monologues" (Ranma) COMPLETED

-A series of oneshots where several characters share their thoughts, based on my interpretation of them. Takes place shortly after the end of the manga and it's safe to assume all happen on the same night, maybe even the same time. The order goes The Quiet One, The Lost One, The Cute One, The Strong One, The Greedy One, The Angry One, and The Wild One. Now all have been collected under one title as well as individual oneshots.

"They Shoot Wild Horses Don't They?" (Ranma) COMPLETED 2ND MOST POPULAR ONE

-Ranma gets shot by a mystery sniper but doesn't die. Several don't seem to be too concerned about him, but not all. Those that stay will help Ranma get back on his feet and find out who the shooter is.

"Trapped in Termina" (Zelda) Most Words, Most Chapters COMPLETED

-A divergent fic at the end to 'Majora's Mask', where Link can't leave Termina. LinkxRomani because I like the idea and it's an underappreciated couple. It starts out simple, but it builds up to more action, just like the game. Part One in a zeldafic trilogy.

Personal Notes On A Few Of My Favorites

"The Lucky Ones" by Terri Botta (Inuyasha)

-My all time favorite fanfic period. As far as I'm concerned, this story is the perfect resolution to the anime.

"Professional Hero" by Sudden Real (Zelda)

-My second all time favorite fanfic. I may never see Zelda (the character) the same way again because of this story.

"One Trick Pony" by beartooth (Ranma)

-My third all time favorite fanfic. It was quite compelling the first time I read it, and warmed me up to the RanmaxKasumi pairing.

"The Springfield Chronicles: Bart Simpson Series" by Covershot and "Bart Simpson: Attorney at Law" by Quick-n-Popular (Simpsons)

-The only non-anime or non-Zelda favorites I have. Interesting portrayal of the characters, especially Bart.

"Waking Up" by MZephyr (Ranma)

-The weirdest fanfic I've ever read. If you like Ranma, I dare you to read it and not be surprised by what it features.

"Sendai" and "Mistaken Identity" by MZephyr (Ranma)

-My favorites of MZephyr fanfics, who happens to be my favorite Ranmafic writer. The man is a genius and I love his ability to portray the characters perfectly no matter what the story or circumstances are.

"Urusei Yatsura the Senior Year" by Pyeknu (Urusei Yatsura)

-The longest fanfic I've ever read. Some parts either disturbed or bored me, but overall a good but lengthy read.