Hello! :D My name is Alex. I'm eighteen years old, and I live in the UK. Welcome to my FanFiction.net profile, when you can expect to find several stories by me, which I hope you'll enjoy. :D

About Me

My offline life isn't really the best. I have asperger's syndrome and I'm very quiet and shy, and can sometimes find socializing difficult. I don't have many friends in real life, and I barley see the small number of friends I have. Even when I do see them, they'd usually prefer to hang out with other people than me. I've never had a girlfriend before, and I want one so much. But girls never take an interest in me. :( I'm usually the prime target for getting picked on, although I don't always get offended by the people who think they have some God given right to make fun of me. I usually consider their behaviour to be childish. So when they try to make fun of me, it usually just gets on my nerves rather than hurt my feelings. It is just how I don't get many feelings thought towards me, while every horrible person who doesn't deserve any has plenty of feelings towards them handed to them on a plate, and no one understanding how I feel about this, that gets me down. :(

My online life, however, is very different. Since I've joined the online community, I've met and made friends with people who are a lot like me, share the same interests as me, and will not make fun of me and will accept me as one of them. I don't find socializing with them difficult.

I take my friendship with my online friends very seriously. They help me with my problems, which gives me the reason to help them with their own. I try to be a good person. I'm not saying I'm perfect, because I know I'm not - far from it! But I know my differences between what's right and wrong, and though I often do the wrong thing every once in a while (though doesn't everyone?), I prefure to do what's right. :)

I started writing for this website in 2008, when I wrote my first story posted here, and have been writing ever since, always thinking up ideas and becoming eager to turn them into stories for your reading pleasure. :)

If you would like to get to know me better, just send a PM, and I will happily respond. :) If you wanna be friends, I'd be happy to be. :)

Loves & Hates

Loves: The company of friends, kind and caring people, helping friends out when they need someone, weekends, music, old school TV, anime, playing video games, funny stuff, romance, good food, fanfiction.

Hates: Bullies, anyone who tries to hurt or upset me or my friends, people who think they're better than other people, school, homework, coursework, driving lessons, some of my teachers, immaturity, war, porn, cooked dinners.

Favourites

Favourite TV Shows: Thomas The Tank Engine, TUGS, Theodore Tugboat, Pokémon, Chucklevision, The Simpsons, South Park, Beavis and Butt-Head, Teen Titans, Sonic X, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Garfield & Friends, Little Britain, Mr Bean, Fawlty Towers, Basil Brush, Bodger & Badger, Rotten Ralph.

Favourite Movies: Thomas and the Magic Railroad, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Stormbreaker, Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie, Mr Bean's Holiday, Johnny English, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Pokemon: The First Movie, Pokemon Ranger And The Temple Of The Sea, Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo, Toy Story 1 and 2, Classic Disney Movies.

Favourite Books: The Railway Series, Alex Rider, The Saga of Darren Shan, Horrid Henry, The Secret Seven.

Favourite Video Game Series: Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Favourite Actors and Actresses: Ringo Starr, Michael Angelis, George Carlin, Martin Sherman, William Hope, Glenn Wrage, Ken Barrie, John Alderton, the Chuckle Brothers, Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese, Simon Nash, Shaun Prendergast, Chris Tulloch, Patrick Allen, Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Jess Harnell, Lex Lang, Mike Judge, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kenny Baker, Scott Menville, Greg Cipes, Jason Anthony Griffith, Haley Joel Osment, David Gallagher, Daniel Radcliff, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Bonnie Wright, Evanna Lynch, Hayden Panettiere, Meaghan Jette Martin, Debi Derryberry, Miranda Cosgrove, Hynden Walch, Ashley Johnson, Amy Palant, Lisa Ortiz, Amy Birnbaum, Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis, Emily Jenness, Jules de Jongh, Keiko Toda.

Favourite Authors: The Rev. W. Awdry, Christopher Awdry, Anthony Horwitz, Darren Shan, Francesca Simon, Enid Blyton.

Favourite Music: Mark Joseph, 3 Doors Down, The Corrs, Vanessa Carlton, DDR, Miley Cyrus, Rhianna, Cascada, Leona Lewis, Bon Jovi, Linkin Park, Seal, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Avril Lavigne, Janelle, Aimee Mann.

Thomas the Tank Engine

Favourite Standard Gauge Steam Engines: Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Toby, Duck, Donald and Douglas, Oliver, Bill and Ben, Stepney, Harvey, Emily, Arthur, Murdoch, Molly, Rosie, Whiff.

Favourite Standard Gauge Diesel Engines: Diesel, Daisy, Mavis, Salty, Diesel 10.

Favourite Narrow Gauge Engines: Skarloey, Peter Sam, Duke.

Favourite Rolling Stock: Annie and Clarabel, Hector.

Favourite Non-Rail Vehicles: Bertie, Harold, Trevor.

Favourite Humans: Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller, Lady Hatt.

Favourite Season: Season 2.

Favourite Narrator: Michael Angelis.

Favourite Episodes: The Sad Story Of Henry, Thomas & The Trucks, Troublesome Trucks, Thomas & Bertie, Coal, The Flying Kipper, Whistles & Sneezes, Off The Rails, Percy & Harold, The Runaway, Pop Goes The Diesel, A Close Shave, Brake Van, Thomas Comes To Breakfast, The Diseasel, Wrong Road, Ghost Train, All At Sea, You Can't Win, Sleeping Beauty, Special Funnel, Steamroller, Thomas & Stepney, Toad Stands By, Rusty & The Boulder, The World's Strongest Engine, Thomas The Jet Engine, What's The Matter With Henry?, Thomas & The Birthday Mail, Hector The Horrid, Gordon & The Engineer, Rosie's Funfair Special, Excellent Emily, Saved You!, Gordon Takes A Shortcut.

Favourite Pairing: Thomas and Rosie: These two make a very sweet couple. They simply look cute together, and they have shared some good moments together which give off clear signs that they like each other. We all know how Rosie absolutely loves Thomas, as seen in the episode "Thomas and the Birthday Mail", since she followed him, taking no notice of the fierce storm. And I'm pretty sure that though Thomas seemed annoyed by her following him in the same episode, he probably feels the same way for her deep down inside his boiler. As seen in the episode "Hector The Horrid", Thomas was very cross when Hector scared Rosie, so he biffed him.

James and Emily: Both are very arrogant, show-offs and consider themselves to be splendid. With their similar minds, I bet James and Emily would make a good couple.

Percy and Mavis: Most Thomas fans think Mavis should be paired with Toby. I used to think so too, but not now, because Toby is an elderly steam tram, while Mavis is pretty much a kid. You wouldn't see a sixty-year old in love with a ten-year old (unless he were sick minded, but I don't get into that), so I don't think you'd think an eldery steam tram in love with a young diesel. That's why I think Mavis is better with Percy. She's most likely older than him, but I still think they'd be good together, especially with their personalities; Percy being a cheeky little tank engine and Mavis being an adventurous tomboy diesel. Yep! I think Percy and Mavis would go well together.

Edward and Molly: Though they've never spoken to one another in a episode yet, I bet they would make a good couple. For starters, they are very similar engines. Both are 4-4-0 tender engines. Also, they could fit together due to their personalities. As we know, Edward is very wise and kind (at least before HIT Entertainment took over the show!) and Molly is very sensitive. If they were paired up, they could be a very sweet couple.

Boco and Daisy: Same as Edward and Molly, these two diesels have never spoken to each other. There isn't much evidence that they could be a couple. But what I think makes them good if they were together is the fact that they are both branch line diesels, and they look very similar to each other; both are long and green. I'm not much of a fan of this ideal couple as Thomas and Rosie, James and Emily and Edward and Molly, but I'm sure Boco and Daisy would make quite a good couple.

TUGS

Favourite Star Tugs: Sunshine, Ten Cents, Top Hat.

Favourite Z-Stack: Zebedee.

Favourite "Other" Tugs: Billy Shoepack, the Green-Eyed Things.

Favourite Tramper: Johnny Cuba.

Favourite Terrestrial Character: Puffa

Favourite Episodes: Pirate, High Winds, Jinxed, High Tide.

Favourite Pairing: Sunshine and Sally Seaplane: Although these two were not seen together much in this short-lived series, I prefure them over Hercules and Lillie Lightship, since Sunshine is my favourite character, and it would have been nice to hear from Sally. In the short time when she spoke, Sunshine was too bashful to say much! :P If the planned second series of TUGS went ahead, I wonder if they'd be seen together more - and if Sunshine had said more to Sally! :P

Pokemon

Favourite Pokemon: Pikachu, Bulbabsaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Meowth, Vulpix, Eevee, Jigglypuff, Azurill, Marill, Skitty, Pachirisu.

Favourite Characters: Ash, May, Dawn.

Other Characters I Like: Misty, Brock, Max, Zoey, Kenny, Jessie, James.

Characters I Don't Like: Drew, Harley.

Favourite Generation: Advanced.

Favourite Pairing: Ash and May, aka Advanceshiping: This is the real reason why I love Pokemon. Ever since I first watched a music video dedicated to Ash and May, I've always thought that they make a very sweet couple. I'm pretty sure they have feelings for each other, and there are plenty of hints which prove my thoughts. Ash has set his own safety aside to save May from danger numerous times throughout the series, and whenever May feels depressed, Ash never hesitates to comfort her. People who support Ash and Misty and Drew and May will obviously disagree with me, claiming that Ash and May are just good friends. But I'm absolutely sure that it is far more than that.

Sonic X

Favourite Characters: Tails, Cosmo.

Characters I Don't Like: Chris.

Favourite Episodes: Missle Wrist Rampage, The Last Resort, Depths Of Danger, Sonic's Scream Test, A New Start, An Undergroud Odyssey, Mission: Match Up, The Planet Of Misfortune, The Cosmo Consiparcy.

Favourite Season: 3

Favourite Pairings: Tails and Cosmo, aka Taismo: My all-time favourite couple in the show. Before I became a true Sonic fan, I had always liked Tails. And seeing him with Cosmo has made me like him even more. And Cosmo quickly became my other favourite character. Tails is so protective of Cosmo and is even prepared to risk his life to save her. If I had a girlfriend, I would be just as protective towards her as Tails is to Cosmo. He really loves her, and who can blame him? Although Cosmo thinks herself unworthy, she is wrong about herself. She is so sweet, adorable, kind, gentle and caring. So that makes me wonder: what kind of idiot among the writers came up with the terrible and cruel idea to kill her?! Even though it was nearly the end of the series, they really didn't have to end it with a tragedy! And even if they did, why kill off a character so lovable?! Besides, in the English version of the show, 4Kids hid the fact that Molly and Maria died (which some people find annoying), so why not the same for Cosmo? If Sonic X ever comes back, they had better bring Cosmo back to life, or I will scream!

Sonic and Amy, aka Sonamy: I prefer Tails and Cosmo to Sonic and Amy, but these two are still a sweet couple. Amy, as every Sonic fan knows, is madly in love with her hero. And although Sonic never admits to having feeling for her, I'm sure he does. He always speeds to her rescue whenever Amy is in danger, and their moment at the end of "A New Start" was so wonderful! Sonic! Admit your feelings already! We know you like her! :P

Teen Titans

Favourite Characters: Starfire, Beast Boy, Terra.

Favourite Episodes: Sisters, Apprentice (Parts I and II), Terra, Date With Destiny, Transformation, Betrayal, X, Betrothered, Can I Keep Him?, Stranded, Things Change.

Favourite Pairings: Robin and Starfire, aka RobStar: The two of them are a perfect match. Whenever Robin is angry or depressed, it is always Starfire who helps him through it. And if Starfire is in danger, it is always Robin who will come to her rescue, as he cannot stand anyone who will take her away from him. The two of them have shared so many moments together, good and bad, and are always there for each other. They say they are best friends - but of course, they soon become more. Their kiss at the end of the Teen Titans movie proves it.

Beast Boy and Terra, aka BBTerra: These two were so cute together, it's such a shame Terra had to leave Beast Boy to join Slade. Seeing them together showed that although on the outside, Beast Boy was cheeky and happy-go lucky, on the inside, he was very caring and defensive towards Terra, who was indeed very sweet before joining Slade. She and Beast Boy got on so well together, they could have become together for real, if not for Slade!

Crash Bandicoot

Favourite Characters: Crash, Coco, Aku Aku, Cortex, N. Gin, Uka Uka, Pasadena, Pura.

Favourite Games: Crash Bandicoot 3, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Of The Titans.

Favourite Pairing: Crash And Pasadena: Although Pasadena was only in one game, she was cute enough to be a suitable girlfriend for Crash. Cuter than Tawna. Pity Crash wasn't prepeared for love, because all he'd do is make vomiting noises when she'd try to kiss him! Ha ha! :P

Kingdom Hearts

Favourite Characters: Sora, Kairi, Goofy.

Favourite Pairing: Sora and Kairi: Okay, first of all, just to make this clear: I have never played a Kingdom Hearts game before. But I have watched some videos on YouTube and read fanfictions on here about it, so I guess I am a fan. But anyway, what draws me towards Kingdom Hearts is the Sora and Kairi relationship. I've seen several cutscenes from the games focusing on them and it's obvious they like each other (not to mention you can tell they fit just by looking at them). Some of the most memorable moments about them include the scenes of them on the beach at Destiny Islands, when Sora scarifies himself to save Kairi, her quote: "Don't ever forget. Wherever you go, I'm always with you.", when they seperate (which at one point drives Kairi to shed a tear) and when they hug after reuniting. It's obvious they like each other, and looking at them in the moments they share, I can tell that they make a sweet couple.

South Park

Favourite Characters: Stan, Cartman.

Favourite Seasons: 4 and 5.

Favourite Episodes: Cartman Gets An Anal Probe, The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000, Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000, Scott Tenorman Must Die, CartmanLand, Towelie.

Favourite Pairing: Stan and Wendy: The two of them have always looked cute together, but there are more moents of humour than romance between them, since whenever Wendy tries to kiss Stan, he responds by throwing up! Gross! :P

My Stories

At the bottom of the page are my stories, written and uploaded here for your reading pleasure. :) If you like a story by me, then please leave a review, as I love to hear your feedback on my work. :) If you see something wrong in a story, then please let me know. I accept construtive criticism, but please don't flame. If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything. Flaming stories is not cool. ;)

You may be wondering what kind of stories I like to read and write. Well, being a teenager, I especially love humour stories. You can't beat a good laugh! ;P I love romance stories, especially if they're really cute and fluffy. I also like stories with adventure and suspense. I sometimes like horror. I'm not a huge fan of it, but I like some horror stories if they contain some of the stuff I just mentioned and/or are about a certain show I like.

Disclaimer

I do not own any of the shows, books or games I write my stories on. They all belong to their respectful owners, whom I am not associated with in any way. My stories are written purely for entertainment, not for profit. No money is made off writing my stories and never will.

All I have to say now is thank you for reading this description of me and I hope you will enjoy my stories.

Oh, and a big thank you to anyone who adds me to their favourites authors and/or favourites any of my stories. It really means a lot. :)

- Alex.