Hello's! My name is Kensee. Yes that is a girl name. Duh.

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

One of my favorite phrases is Oh my golly gee cheese whiz in a can! and also That's the shiznit. Beware my randomness.

I'd rather not wear (insert popular clothes brand name here) because I am not a billboard. I do not wish to have (insert popular clothes brand name here) written all over me.

I'm obsessed with Twilight, how about you? -Does happy Twilight Dance- (I don't actually have a Twilight dance, but now I am considering it...)

Where am I? Well my blind neighbors can aparrently drive to the bank. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Makin Pancakes Yo!!
1Me: How many do you want?
2MeygenAlice: Four!
1: Well the bag has times for 1, 2, or 3. It goes up by 15, then 30, so 45 next, right??
2: Yes, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GETTING TO!
1: If these are overdone, I'm blaming you for approving my thinking, which is something you should NEVER do.
-pancakes cook-
1: -opens microwave door- OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD!!

-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If your so obsessed with Twilight that every time you hear thunder you immediately think of vampires playing baseball, put this in your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

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-If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

-93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.