| el unico hombre libre |
For all 2 of you who accidentially went on my profile: Name: Ignacio Age: 17 Sex: Please? Errr, I mean, Male (and single, for all you ladies) Hometown: I live in California. Other stuff: My penname means "The One Free Man" in spanish. I am Mexican. I am a Senior in High School (aka hell). My picture... avatar ...thing is The One Free Man, Dr. Gordon Freeman. Favorite videogames: Half life series, Metal Gear series, Mass Effect, Mercenaries series, Kingdom Hearts series, Halo series, Rainbow Six Vegas, GRAW 2, Super Smash Bros. Meele, Rome Total War, Final Fantasy series, the list goes on. Favorite Movies: 300, Serenity, Kingdom Of Heaven, Spaceballs, Kung Pao, Tropic Thunder, Star Wars, The Transporter, Indiana Jones, etc. Favorite TV shows: Firefly, Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, Duck Dodgers, Megas XLR, House, and more! Music I like (no real order, just the order I remember them in): I like most types of music, except for country and "pop" music. BEWARE! If you are offended by cussing, I occasionally cuss. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I like internet videos like the 300 parody, mega 64 stuff, decline of videogames, Red vs Blue, and METAL GEAR AWESOME! Once in a while, I'll randomly use words like y'all or talk with a random accent or some other shit. I also have a bunch of badass quotes. Observe! -"A man cannot live on fast food and porn alone." Anthony Boudain, No Reservations -"Do you understand what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with 'till you understand who's in command here!" Jayne, Firefly -"What did y'all order a dead guy for?" Jayne, Firefly -"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." G-Man, Half Life 2 -"Is there any way I can take off my pants?" Naked Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3 -"If I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take the ship... and come and rescue me." Mal, Serenity -"This is where we hold them! This is where we stand! This is where they die!" Leonitus, 300 -"Time... line? Time isn't made up of lines! It is made up of circles. That is why clocks are round!" Caboose, Red vs Blue "I don't understand. Tucker, are you cold? Are... are you hungry? Tucker, do you want a hot dog and a blanket?" Caboose, Red vs Blue -"Bow chica bow wow!" Tucker, Red vs Blue -"I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive! Or, a cowboy!" Caboose, Red vs Blue -"I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CAST THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!" Black Mage, 8 Bit Theatre -"Come get some disrespect, bitches!" Tucker, Red vs Blue -"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!" Red Mage, 8 Bit Theatre More coming soon! Fanfiction I like: Cool action stuff, funny stuff (NOT completely random crack stupid funny!), intricate plots, and yes, the occasional love romance fluffy stuff. I also like uncommon pairings. Fanfiction I Dislike: gay stuff(aka yaoi) cuz i'm a guy (I gots nothing against gays), stupid ass random "crack" fics that are too over the top, fics with bad OCs (mary sues or overly powerful OCs that imbalance the plot), people who forget about thier fics and just leave the readers hangin' (that blows). I'd thought i'd do a favorite pairing section, but I usually agree with the canon pairings, especially in Final Fantasy games. However, I have a taste for rare and/or unusual (sometimes even completely wierd) pairings. Check it! I just read this shit. It's awesome, dude! "If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!" Ain't that bitchin'? I eventually plan to write fanfics. Here's what I got so far (plot synopsises coming soon): 1. A Final Fantasy Tactics Advance story. A novelization with a focus on engagements. It'll be filled with badass action... stuff. 2. A Fire Emblem story. This will be a tactian story. More details later. 3.A Kingdom Hearts story. This will be a trilogy, the first a few years before KH1, the second a few years after KH2, and the third right after the second. This trilogy will be my biggest project. It'll include mostly videogame worlds as the "crew" fight larger and more serious threats than heartless. I plan to include videogames (where many threats will come from), action (cool duels and stuff), military (tactics and large scale engagements), and some other cool ideas. Peace out, y'all! Keep it real. | |||||||||