DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!

In memory of an incredible, outstanding author.

Daddy's Little Cannibal.

Alright my pretties, I realize that I have been a horrible writer and have not updated but last July my beloved netbook crapped out on me...So I have to wait until someone will buy me a new one...cuz I'm broke. lol The problem should be resolved soon. I am soooo sorry.

I love love love to write! Obviously, or I wouldn't have a Fanfic! Most of the time my summaries such but to underestimate my writing. I absolutely love reviews so make sure you leave one when you read my stories!

On to me. I love to write, draw, read, and most of all listen to and make music. i spend most of my time writing or reading. The Twilight Saga is the best thing that was ever written. I admire Stephenie Meyer very much. She is the one that inspired me to start writing again. The best bands ever are Paramore, Flyleaf, Evanessance, and Fireflight.

And just in case none of you know this I LOVES ROBERT PATTINSON!!A lot.hehe. He is THE definition of sexy.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak

Repaste this if your against abortion

This is one of the first conversation that my bff Kaye and I had..in 7th grade math class:

Kaye-just because I don't go in the sun and just because I run fast and have to watch my stength, and don't thinking that simply because i have a certain gift that I'm a vampire.

Me-What do you mean?

Kaye-simply because I act and have traits of a vampire means NOTHING!

Me-Ok no one was accusing you of being a vampire. Insecure are we?

Kaye-shifty eyes no why does everyone keep thinking I'm a vampire? By the way try to stay out of Edward-la-la land during class.

Me-I don't knowwink and there are no promises.

Kaye-same here I just try to avoid the rath of Bella (REVENGE!!)

Me-oh what is she going to do, stick a stone in her fore-arm?

Kaye-she might 'cuz then she'll blame us and then it will be the rath of Edward (bad!!)

Me-Edward wouldn't blame us because one he loves me and two she stuck the stone in herself!!

Kaye-still if he kills us he will be the last thing we see so, its a win/win

Me- true true, Because he is the most sexy angel ever heard of on earth!!

End of scene. We are random and crazy. what was funny about this is 1. The teacher didn't see us having this conversation AT ALL and 2. We learned absolutely nothing that day!! See fun for all!

This conversation is more recent:

Me

ello

3:32pmKaye

hey

hehe Canadian ay

Me

remember the info cards tha we wrote on during 7th grade math?

3:33pmKaye

yeah

Me

ok i posted what we wrote on my fanfic profile.

it still makes me laugh

3:33pmKaye

oooo i gotta see that

you do youtube?

Me

you mean did I put it on youtube?

3:34pmKaye

no want to see a song i like but you need to be able to get on youtube

Me

well I can get on but i can't hear anything

3:35pmKaye

then nevermind its a lyrics videdo but its better heard

man i gotta pee

Me

lol then go

3:37pmKaye

dude you forgot where we came up with smhexy and to mention we were right infront of the teacher and how we never learned anything in math

this year i did that too and i kept thinkin of you now i will go

Me

lmao well i don't have the cards where it says smhexy on it you do

3:38pmKaye

i lost them

probably

oh well

is that the only card you have?

Me

there are two and I think so

3:39pmKaye

poor pweople they miss the best of it

i should put up what i remember of our conversations

Me

you should they are hilarious...we should write a story together about our wacky adventures!

3:41pmKaye

lol it would be kinda long

Me

hey they're fun and crazy people will love it

3:41pmKaye

lol or boreed or normal

Me

nice

i think they're fun

3:42pmKaye

me too like when we yelled clouds or the fact that i used to fear your closet or the pautse and skip of HP

4

Me

used to fear my close or still do?

closet

3:44pmKaye

used to i got over that when i fell off my bed onto one of my other friends screamed and she hit me

Me

wooooow i didn't hear about that one...weird

3:45pmKaye

lol but no i no longer fear murders

they kill me eh whats the wost that can happen

Me

...ok then.

that is...uh...no comment

3:46pmKaye

death is a permanate solution to livng

lol jk

im getin hyper

Me

you scared the hell out of me for a second

3:47pmKaye

lol thats hard to do

Me

I know it is that's what's even scarier...

3:48pmKaye

lol BOO

Me

ahhhh lol

3:49pmKaye

thatsmy line

Me

i guess we switch places for a second hold on grabs you and switches back BOO!

3:50pmKaye

AHHHHHH

ok all better

Me

lol yeah i feel better here

3:50pmKaye

see that could go in our book

Me

oh so could i should be writing this down

3:51pmKaye

or copy paste

Me

you know what, your a genious! i would never have thought of that!!

3:52pmKaye

lol im puttin it on my profile

Me

me too. hehehe

smhexy...lol

3:53pmKaye

heheheh

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think Aro acts like a creepy camp counciler, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a sister thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so she could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

I thought this was sooo very cute!!XD

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laug h when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you buy a paperback copy of Twilight before you get a hardcover, so that after the cover falls off from reading it 52 time, you can go back and underline every time you see the amazingly beautiful name "Edward." Crazy is when you go to the book stores just to see how many copies of Twilight you can find. Crazy is when you save the extras and deleted parts of the Twilight series, so you can read them later. Crazy is when you run after a silver volvo screaming I love you Edward Cullen. Crazy is when you pour sparkles on your boyfriend to make him sparkle like Edward. Crazy is when your mother obsesses over how hot the Twilight characters are (Movie and Book) and then tells you you're too young for them, when she's too old. Crazyis when you actually leave your window open hoping that Edward will visit you(even in the dead of winter). Crazy is if you say "I know I'm crazy, but don't talk to me like I am! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!