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since: 07-14-08, id: 1635074, Profile Updated: 03-05-11
country: USA
Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Tv Shows.

I'm an extremely immature seventeen year old girl who's got a Harry Potter obsession that is WAY too intense for any other human being. (Sometimes I wanna be a witch so bad that it hurts. Haha.) Yes, I ship Harry and Hermione, and yes, I'm aware that ship sailed (HA!) pretty early on. I've read the books. But come on! Their names are alliterate! I have nothing against Ginny, she's alright in the movies, and absolutely hilarious in the books. But I cannot stand Ron, and Harry and Hermione just seem to belong together. Anyways, Harry Potter is my obsession, and I could answer about any question relating to books, movies, characters, spells, quotes, etc. My goal in life is to move to Canada and marry Taylor Lautner. Chocolate milk and Disney movies are how I get through, well, everything, and my best friend is an immortal cat who was an accomplice to murder.

And that's my life.


Ya'll should meet my fanfiction soulmate, Poet on the Run.

She's an amazing writer and is just the sweetest person ever.

Go to her profile and read her stuff. You'll be glad you did.


1. Hello Heartache! I've Been Expecting You » reviews
"I mean, it's not like I'm in love with him or anything right?" Her blatant lie is thrown out into the air for them both to observe quietly to themselves. "He can date whoever he wants." JONAS. Denial and heartbreak. Macy&Kevin? Macy&Nick? Joe&Stella.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 7-27-09
2. You'll Be My Secret reviews
And they're both cliché in the most adorable way. A romantic comedy and sappy love song all wrapped up neatly together with a sickeningly pink bow on top. She pretends that bitter taste she gets in the back of her mouth isn't really there. JONAS
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete
3. Something Unpredictable » reviews
You know, the things that are relevant. He will always remember the simple things, like Kevin's favorite instrument playing animal and Joe's tendency to mumble in his sleep and just how sparkly Macy's eyes happen to be. JONAS man. JONAS.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 9-21-09
4. Macy the Siren reviews
Laughter and gasps and snickers and chuckling and whistles are heard and it's all almost too much, but he pushes down the embarrassment to the pit of his stomach and finally says what he's wanted to say..."You don't taste like jello." JONAS Kevin/Macy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-09 - Complete