Hey everyone. I hope you found me alright. I just popped back in from another amazing Series of Doctor Who with my all time favorite Doctor: David Tennant!!

I hope I do the Doctor justice and all of you readers out they enjoy my work.

I am the oldest of six children. 2 are adopted and one died of cancer.

Location: Part-time on Earth

Age: 903 years old

Name: Hidden in the Cascade of Medusa

JUST REMEMBER: An Alien a Day Keeps The Doctor to Stay!!

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Whitlock: Charming Ladies Since 1843

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Timelord Lover

In keeping of my fellow roleplaying buddies I have made my ubduction corner cause some characters are steamin' HAWT!

I have now ubducted: Merik Orion (for being too darn handsome and smexy!) and Nikko Night (for being the most ahmazing leader and a sexy beast!) from Lovely Masochist! And Tristian Kentarou (cause that sexy grin is just too irresistible and has enchanted me) from Divi-chan! I have now ubducted Blood Tears' very own Grimm McCrimmon (cause he's amazing and looks like David Tennant!)

Blaise Anderson is proud and happy that he has been ubducted by Lovely Masochist. He perfers her (and I quote) "Hawtness and godessness" more than me. He was only too quick to jump into her arms and give her a big smooch... tells you much about my characters. Guenevere runs up "I still love you!" I laugh "You love everyone!"

And I have stolen the Akio statue from Lovely Masochist and cast it in gold! Lovely Masochist only believes she has the original back but I have locked it in a secret part of my TARDIS's attic!

The current members of the Evil Moo Cow Society -- Moohahaha!
Evil Moo Cow President -- Divi-chan
Evil Moo Cow Vice-President -- Lovely Masochist (does the dirty work, XD)
Evil Moo Cow Milkman(girl) -- Shizuka Hisagi
Hyena in Training to become an Evil Moo Cow -- Timelord Lover (hehehehehe!)
Evil Moo Cow Milk Monies Treasurer -- Dahlia-ailhaD
'LM's Evil Purple Pack Moo Minion' -- Ethereal Fae
Evil Moo Cowgirl -- Eros and Eris
Evil Moo Cow Mental Moo Psychopath -- ShyaRose22
Moo -- the stuffed purple she-pig. Her name is taken from the Thai word 'pig' and she is the Mooscott of EMCS

My Favorite books are:

Twilight Saga

All of the Harry Potters

Any Doctor Who book (i.e The Stone Rose, The Last Dodo, The Feast of the Drowned, The Resurrection Casket, Wooden Heart...)

Favorite Tenth doctor Quotes

CHRISTMAS INVASION

The Doctor: My head! I'm having a neural implosion. I need- Jackie: What do you need? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Just say it; tell me! The Doctor: I need-- Jackie: Tell me, tell me! The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Painkillers? The Doctor: increasingly frustrated I need- Jackie: D'you need aspirin? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Umm, codeine, Paracetamol? Oh I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: getting hysterical Is it food? Something simple, bowl of soup, nice bowl of soup, soup and a sandwich?! Oh, soup, and a little ham sandwich?! The Doctor: snapping I need you to SHUT UP! Jackie: to Mickey, offended Oh, he hasn't changed that much, has he?

NEW EARTH

Doctor: being possessed by Cassandra Oh my... This is... different. Rose: Cassandra? Doctor: Goodness me, I'm a man. Yum! So many parts! And hardly used. Oh! Ah! Two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba! Rose: Get out of him! Doctor: Ooh, slim.. and a little bit foxy. You thought so too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking. You like it.

TOOTH AND CLAW

Having intended to land in 1979, the Doctor and Rose find themselves in 1879, surrounded by armed soldiers The Doctor: 1879... same difference. Captain Reynolds: You will explain your presence... and the nakedness of this girl. The Doctor: in Tennant's own Scottish accent Are we in Scotland? Captain Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that? The Doctor: Oh, I'm- I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Ain't that right, ya... tim'rous beastie? Rose: Uh- uh... adopting a terrible Scottish accent och aye, I've been oot and aboot- The Doctor: quietly to Rose, in his normal accent No, don't do that. Rose: Hoots, mon! The Doctor: still quiet No, really don't. Really.

SCHOOL REUNION

The Doctor: posing as a teacher, introducing himself to class So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Phyyyysics! Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics... I hope you're getting all this down!

THE SHAKESPEARE CODE

Doctor: The shape of the Globe gives words power, but you're the wordsmith! The one true genius; the only one clever enough to do it. William Shakespeare: But what words? I have none ready! Doctor: You're William Shakespeare! William Shakespeare: But these Carrionite phrases, they need such precision! Doctor: Trust yourself. When you're locked away in your room, the words just come, don't they, like magic. Words, the right sound, the right shape, the right rhythm, words that last forever. That's what you do, Will. You choose perfect words. Do it. Improvise! William Shakespeare: Close up this din of hateful dire decay,
Decomposition of your witch's plot!
You feed my brains, consider me your toy:
My doting Doctor tells me I am not! Lilith: No! Words of power-! William Shakespeare: Foul Carrionite spectres, cease your show;
Between the points- Shakespeare turns to The Doctor Doctor: 761390! William Shakespeare: 761390!
Vanish like a tinker's cuss!
I say to thee... Shakespeare turns to The Doctor again Doctor: ... Uh... The Doctor turns to Martha Martha: Expelliarmus! Doctor: EXPELLIARMUS! Everyone, including Shakespeare, yells "EXPELLIARMUS!" Doctor: Good old J.K.

Doctor: Queen Elizabeth the first
Queen: Doctor
Doctor: What?
Queen: My sworn enemy
Doctor: Whaat?
Queen: Off with his head!
Doctor: WHAT??
Martha: Never mind WHAT just run!!

THE UNICORN AND THE WASP

The Doctor has been poisoned with cyanide Agatha Christie: There's no cure, it's fatal! The Doctor: Not for me, I can stimulate the inhibited enzymes into reversal. Protein! I need protein! Donna: Walnuts! The Doctor: Brilliant...! With his mouth full, The Doctor resorts to charades to mime the food he needs Donna: I can't understand you... How many words? One! One word! Shake... milk-shake... milk?! No, not milk. Shake, shake, shake?! Cocktail shaker! What do you want, a Harvey WallbangerThe Doctor: HARVEY WALLBANGER?! Donna: Well, I don't know! The Doctor: How is "Harvey Wallbanger" one word?! Agatha Christie: Doctor, What do you need? The Doctor: Salt! I was miming salt, I need salt, I need something salty! Donna grabs a brown bag: Donna: What about this? The Doctor: What is it?! Donna: Salt! The Doctor: Oh, that's too salty! Donna: sarcastically Oh, that's too salty! Agatha Christie: What about this? The Doctor: Mmm eats Donna: What's that? Agatha Christie: Anchovies Donna: What is it? What else? the Doctor mimes open palms, with arms outstretched Donna: It's a song - Mammy!? I don't know, Camptown RacesThe Doctor: CAMPTOWN RACES?! Donna: All right then, Towering InfernoThe Doctor: It's a shock, a shock, I need a shock! Donna: All right then, big shock coming up... kisses him on the lips The Doctor exhales the toxins The Doctor: Ahh, detox. Oh, I must do that more often beat I mean, the detox... Agatha Christie: Doctor you are impossible! The Doctor: winks and clicks his teeth

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Random Facts:

1) 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were mispelled

2)On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

3) Donald Duck cartoons were banned from Poland because he doesn't wear any pants.

4) Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

5) Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors.

6)Celery has negative calories.

7) The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

8) Guiness Book of World Records has the record for the book most stolen from libraries.

9)Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.