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since: 07-16-08, id: 1637306, Profile Updated: 12-29-08
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Gravitation, and Harry Potter.


Hey all, I'm SweetStrawberryShortCake, Kat. I'm 17 years old.

:25 things to know about me:
1: I trust very easy, but violate that trust and it's very hard for me to forgive you.
2: II'm single and Living it up!! whoo!
3: I have dirty blonde hair, blue gray eyes
4: I'm a Harry Potter,Scrubs, Queer as Folk, and Smallville crazed fan girl
5: As well as a Naruto, Gravitation, Sailor Moon fan,Descendents of Darkness, and any thing Dragon Ball fan(D.B.,D.B.Z,D.B.GT) girl.
6: I dashingly cleaver.
7: I have an amazing sense of humor: I make myself laugh more than I do other people:
8: I don't just get mad, I get even VERY EVEN
9: I'm terrified of not just the dark but also of what's in it.
10: My mouth tends to get me into trouble, and I usually regret what I say especially if the results are disastrous, but in that case I say to my self "NO REGRETS" and it works
11: I have been, pregnat and have had a miscariage.
12: I am father less, but luckily for me a few terrific men stepped up to be role models
13: I love my older brother, but rightnow I could take a shot gun to his head
14: I hate horror movies, expect the ones with Vampires: I dig Vampire movies!!: I love Blade, 30Days of Night, and Interview with the Vampire the most.
15: Even though I hate horror movies, get me pissed off enough and I'll write one in my head with lots of blood and torture.
16: I am a proud BISEXUAL
17: I had fight for my rights with in my own family
18: I'm torn between becoming a world famous chef with my own chain of restaurants, or becoming another MLKJ except with Gay Rights.
19: I have had my share of troubles, too much actually, which has resulted in a MASSIVE TRUST issue that I can't seem to break.
20: I all but crave older movies from the 20's - 40's may be 50's when I'm really sick.
21: I just recently ended a three year long friendship. BUT we all made up, so yay for us!!
22: I have alcoholism and addiction in my blood, get me started on booz and drugs and I'll never want to stop.
23: I love dance movies.
24: I love Disney and Pixar movies.
25: I some day want a little girl.

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ALL TIME FAVE MOVIES:

Hope Floats
That was Then,This is Now
Dirty Dancing
Monsters Inc.
A Walk To Remember
Sense and Sensibility
HP1-5 and 6-7 hopefuly
Forest Gump
Cast Away
Philadelphia
The Green Mile
The Notebook
Rocky 1-6
Demolition Man
The Diary of a Mad Black Woman
As Good as it Gets
Spirt: Sallian of the Cimrion
Twilight

Fave Chic Flicks:
Besides the six or more I just mentioned:
Titanic
How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days
Can't Buy Me Love
Some Kinda Wonderful
Because I said So
Diffidently, Maybe
The perfect Man
A Cinderella Story
Uptown Girls
Failer To Launch
Suzy Q
Curly Sue
Message in a Bottle
Tristen and Isolde
A Love Story
Grease
Back to the Future(All)
Loo Who's Talking (All)
The Breakfast Club
Charlie's Angels (All versions)
Where the Heart is
Wild Hearts Can't be Broken
Sweet Home Alabamma
Over her Dead Body
Sex and the city
10 Things I hate About you

Fave Dance Movies:
Dirty Dancing
Dirty Dancing Havana Nights
Save the Last Dance
Step UP(only the first)
Take the Lead
Foot Lose
Grease

Other Faves:
300
30 Day's of Night
Interview with the Vampire
Maxrix All of them
Blade all of them
XXX(the Movie)
The Fast and Furious (All)
Sweeny Todd
Broke Back Mountain
Jamaican Bobsled
Sinbad
Sin City
The Spirt

Oder Movies:
My Fair lady
A White Christmas
Christmas in Connecticut
Mericle on 34th Street
A Chrismas carol
Baby Face
Charade
Labrynth
The dark Crystal

Scifi Movies and Shows:

Star Trek (All except Deep Space Nine and that other one)
V
Titan: AE
Chronicles of Riddict
Bicentennial Man
Star Wars (All)
Star Trek Nemesis
2001 Space Odyssey
Teasure Planet

Fantasy:
Narnia (1&2)
Final Fantasy Advent Children
Eargon
Lord of the Rings
HP

My favorite t.v. shows:

Dawson's Creek
Queer As Folk (this got me through some hard times)
Charmed
Sister,Sister
Roseanne
Boy Meets World
7th Heaven
Little House
Buffy
Family Matters
Full House
The Cosby Show
Will & Grace
Scrubs
Smallville(Like I said crazed fan girl)
Yea I know I have pretty old taste in t.v. shows

Cartoons:
Chowder
Avatar(I fell in love with it years ago and I have sadley fell out of the story line, but my love for it is still as strong as ever!!)
Ben Ten(Same thing I just fell in love with it, except I did stay with the story line...)
Ben Ten Alien Force(Apparently!)
Speed Racer
Kim Possible(I have always loved KP)
American Dragon Jake Long(It's adorable!)
Totally Spies(It's all about girl Power!!)

Comedy:
Family Guy
American Dad
Futurama
Blue Collar Comedy
Robot Chicken
Mission Hill
The Cobert Report
South Park
Red vs Blue
House MD

Crime Shows:
NCIS(love it, I was too young when it came out to appriecate it though! Sadley I have no clue what whappen with Kate and all that buissness.)
CSI(This I have watched from the get go!)
CSI:New York
The Mentalest
Criminal Minda
LAW&Order(all)
Sphyc(sp? I suck at spelling any way I rather love it)
Monk

Anime/Manga:
Gravitation(Can't live with out it)
Naruto(I love Naruto)
Berserk
Inyusha
Code Geass
Sailor Moon(This was my very first Anime, in fact it was my very first show, so it has most of my heart as far Anime/Manga are concerned)
His and Her Circumstances
Angle Sanctuary
Mermaid Melody
All of DBZ
Descendents Of Darkness
Yugioh
yea I'm still new to the world of Anime but I love it so far so it can only get better right??

And I would lieing if I said I didn't love to read, write and watch Harry Potter

Fave Videogames:
Final Fantasy 8,9,10,10 2 (I refuse to acknowledge FF7, honestly what's the appeal?)
Star Wars: Knights of the Republic (Only the first one.)
Fable (I can't wait for the second one to come out!)
Metal Gear (All)
Kim Possible

Older Sows:
I Love Lucy
The Three Stooges
I Dream of Genie
Bewitched

Favorite Disney Movies:
Is it fair to say them all? If not, here is a list of my all time favorites 1 most fave and 14 least fave, but eh it still made the list right?!:
1) Beauty and the Beast(All)
2) Lion King (All)
3)Cinderella(All)
4)Aladin(All)
5) Little Mermaid(All)
6) Mulan(both)
7) Snow White
8)The fox and The Hound
9)Bambi
10)Sleeping Bauty
11)Peter Pan (All versions)
12) Hunch back of Norte Dam(both)
13)Dumbo
14) Anastaia(is this Disney? Hmm oh well)

Pixar Movies:
Monstars Inc. (All time Fave)
Nemo
Wall E
Toy Story
Robots
Meet the Robinsons
Rattouie
A Bugs Life
Cars
Pixar Short Movies

Fave Reality TV:
Survivor (all)
True Life
I love Money
I love Tila Tequilla
A Double Shot at Love with the ikki Twins
Progect Run Way
Sheer Gueanus
Americas Next Top Model
Chase

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My Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter-
Harry/Severus(and what can I say?? I love it)
Harry/ Charlie Weasley(it's cute)
Ginny/Nevil(it's adorable)
Luna/Pansy(It's Interesting)
Harry/Hermione(it can happen)
Severus/Hermione(Every school girls fantasy)
Harry/Draco(it can happen)
Draco/Ron(I love it, it's cute)
Draco/Hermione(occasional)
Draco/Ginny(hardly ever)
Hermione/Luna/Ginny( this satisfies the Bisexual in me)
Luna/Nevil(rarely)
Ginny/Nevil(once again rare, and don't even talk to me about Harry/Ginny-shudders-)
Sirius/Remus(love it)
Remus/Tonks(it happens)
Lilly/Severus(I love this shipping)
James/ Lucious Malfoy(love it)
Remus/Frinir
Wesley Insest(Fred/George_twinsest)

I am actually very open about shipping in HP! Both Canon and non.
I once ventured in to the waters of Harry/Voldemort(Tom Riddle) and found I like it. But I forgot as some of my other favorite shipings came out. But I have just recently began again to entertain the sick, evil person that slumbers in the darkest most wicked corners of my mind waiting for the oppertunity to show it's self. Haha this also goes hand in hand with Nevell/Bellatrix as well as Draco/Bellatrix. Meaning I am a fan of Dark/Evil Harry and Nevell.On the flip side I am also a very big fan of Light/Good Harry and Nevell. I think this reflects who I am very well. I am a contradiction in it's self. I can be the most careing selfless person you will ever meet but piss me off and I'll turn in to something you only have night mares about. And any body who REALLY knows me would be nodding their heads as I speak and you read.
So don't be suprised if I throw out a fic that has some crazy ships in it...even the ones I'm not too terribley fond of, I do find my self thinking about switching it up a bit. Something I tend to do quite alot. And Most HP I write will be non canon, though some of will be or will have a general canon out line.

Avatar-
Aang/Katara
Zuko/Katara
Zuko/Mei
Aang/Zuko
Soko/Tof
May be others

Naruto-
Lee/Garra(ALL TIME FAVE)
Lee/Guy
Lee/Sakura
Naruto/Hinata(ANOTHER ALL TIME FAVE)
Sakura/ Sasuke
Sasuke/Naruto
Hinata/Kiba
Sakura/Ino
Shikamoro/Choji
Iruka/Kakashi(Another Fave)
Jaryiha/Naruto(I know I'm a prev)
Naruto/Garra
And so many more it's endless.

Gravitation-
Yuki/Shuichi(WOOO)
Hiro/K(oooo yea)
There is not a single story on here with Suguru and Sakano, But I think their cute together.
I'm still exploring with parings

Sailor Moon-
Usagi(Serena)/Mamoru(Darien)
Neo Queen Serenity(Serena)/ KingEndymion(Darien)- I know essinetally the same persons
Rini/ Pegusus(Helios) (Rini was always one of my favorites. She and Helios were deffidently made for eachother)
Molly/Neflight
Luna/Artemis(Human forms)
Michelle(Michiru)/Amara(Haruka)

I refuse to acknowledge any affiliations about Seiyah(or how ever you spell his damn name) and Serena!!
When this came about in the Anime, I was heart broken. I will only acknowledge Darien as Serena's true and destined SOUL MATE!! So for those
of you who want me to write a fic with them as the main shipping I will immediatley refuse! Harsh? May be, but I reacted the same way when Poccahantus chose John Who'sit's or whatever his name was over John Smith in Poccahantus: A Journey to a New World. Though Serena hardly chose any one other Darien in the end,it still pissed me off to no end.

Scrubs-
Perry,Per-Per,Per-Bear,Coxy,Cox,Dr. Cox/Susan(or any other girl name),Newbie, Vanilla Bear,V. Bear, JD, Jon Dorien, Dr. Dorien
(I just couldn't resist to list all of their nick names or at least the ones I like hahah,oh yea if you couldn't tell I love this shipping.They kinda scream to be made a cuple it's pretty cute actually!)
Turk/Carla
Elliot/Keith
Jorden/Elliot
Elliot/Janitor

Rocky1-6-
Rocky/Addrien
Rocky/Apollo

NCIS-
Probi/Abby
Dinnozo/Ziva
Gibs/Dinozo
I love all these ships

CSI-
Warik/Kathryn
Warik/Nick
Warik/Sara
Sara/Grisom
Nick/Grisom
Love 'em all

Smallville-
There is so many to choose from, so I will just make it easy and list my favoriteones
Clark/ Lex (I have always thought they screamed to be made a couple, but of course they would never make Supe gay :( )
Clark/Lana(who doesn't like this shiping, well may be some people but... I adore it)
Lana/Lex(Dark Lana and Dark Lex or Light Lana and Light Lex, this appeales to my flip sided personality, like I mentioned in the HP shipping)
Clark/Lois(I would be stupid to not like them together, they do end up togther in all the movies)
Lois/Ollie(I love this shipping)
Clark/Cholie(I think they could have been good together when they were younger)
Cholie/Jimmy(It's cute they're perfect together)
Karra/Jimmy(it cute)
Karra/Lex(amnisia(sp) episodes)
Martha/Johnathan(time less)
Martha/Lionle(The show did explore the possiblity and I rather liked it...I beleive they explored it around the season that Lionel was temporayily (fakely or really) blinded

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To all who have not seen Gravitation OVA, you should do a search on You Tube. In Gravitation OVA part 2 4/4(second episode, fourth part) after the end credits, Yuki and shuichi share a very important, tender moment. People should always wait after the credits!! _

I love to do many things including watching TV and reading as well as writing. I also love taking walks. One thing you will notice about me as you read through my Profile, is that I'm very liberal. Most of my friends call me a hippie. Sex drugs and Rock n Roll. But I rarely if at all do drugs.

Now less about me and onto something more serious. I have written a dozen stories with pen and paper but I never typed them and posted them, may be Some time i will dig out my old journals do some hard core editing and post them. For now I am just going to do some smaller stuff, since all my older stuff is massive.The biggest story I have ever written is 96 chapters by hand. But since I'm just starting out, may be I'll do some one shots for now, or 100-500 word drabbles.. and if you all like my work, than I'll get more confident and post more things. So please be patient and nice.

So as a proud Bisexual, you can see I write mostly about same sex couples... so for a while I'll start with that..but I'll gradually start writing about other things as well, as a writer I'm not afraid to push the envelope. But if you don't like it don't read it. No need for insults, this is a friendly place.

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I have seen this multiple places and I could not refuse to copy and paste it. If you too feel that love is love. And that it doesn't matter who you love... copy and post this onto your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,
I so I must drink and do drugs too
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.

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-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-Girl, Crazy4Moony,

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-girl,o Crazy4Moony, DIB'S GIRL

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is barking at everything that moves because 'damn, why can't I be more like Sirius!' (Crazy4Moony's add) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Crazy is listening to one song from Gravitation over and over again. And reading the Japaness and Engelish lyrics until I can sing the song fluently and know what I am saying(DIB'S GIRL)

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, DIB'S GIRL

-If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

-If your a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

-If you’re obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile.

-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you dont care if your not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Gaara's-Demon-Girl, Crazy4Moony,DIB'S GIRL

-If your always hyper, I mean really hyper! Copy this into your profile.

-If you have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

-If you have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

-If you have done something stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

-If you have talked bad to your teachers for a good reason, and/or for defending your friends, and got in detention but didn’t give a fuck, and would still do it. Copy this into your profile.

-If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

-If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

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-I'm not the most colourful crayon in the box.

-I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

-You go girl, and don't come back.

-A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that again.'

-Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

-Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

-I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

-Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way.

-I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

-I don't get mad..I get even.

"NO REGRETS, NO EXCUSSES, CALL YOUR SELF OUT ON IT" qaf

"Regret nothing, learn while living, forgive but never forget,love and be loved, and laugh while there is still something to laugh about." compilation of quotes

"Gravity can not be blamed for love." Einstien, Mark Twain

"A man falls in love with his eyes and a woman through her ears." Mark Twain

"I think about neither heaven nor hell, I have friends in both." mark twain

"May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility".Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey

"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval." Mark Twain

"I'm not weird, I'm gifted." unknown

"One mans insanity, is another mans sanity"me

"There there is no such thing as a 'normal' personality, instead there is individuality"Chris Crocker

"No guts, No glory"Curtis 'youth minister'

"Come to the dark side, we have hot gay men and women covered in sparkely sprinkles"me

"Shuichi, sparkely!!" Gravitation Duh

"Singing is making the sparkle reach out." once again Gravitation

"Skidoosh" Kung Fu Panda

"OOO, it's pretty, what is it?" Invader Zim "Zim"

"It's because people like you that people like me need to take medication" Charlie Barttlet

"Handsome as a lion that one, I could watch his behind all day!" Jamaican Bobsled

"Now I know she's not much to look at but I've been told she's really fast." Blizter.
"SHH, nah man, she's beautiful." Darese.
Jamaican Bobsled

"Aghgh, help me!! I'm being mugged by a mad man in a glittery bunny suite and he's beating me with a bag of cookies screaming 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR COOKIES OR ELSE YOU'LL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BUNNY GOD!!HE WANTS HIS COOKIES!!' " hahah I thought of this last night when I was half asleep.

"I think I must just have bad luck"- Eric Forman
"Nah son, you don't have bad luck, you're just a DUMB ASS!"- Red
That's 70's Show

"God instructs the heart, not by ideas but by pains and contradictions." -- De Caussade

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Sqee! this fun!-points down-

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

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now i know what you're thinking why would i paste something like this onto my profile, but I only did it to prove it's insanity...if you also think it is insane copy and paste it on to your profile-points down and glares-
Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Every time I try this little game it never works out right-points down-...I suppose I hardly ever go with my first instinct, but it could work for you (this is here mostly as a comic relief for the next few things you will be reading.)

your instincts has

its

advantages

all

the

time...

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT

CHEAT

(You'll

will kick yourself later) I was a little

skeptical trying this, but if you follow the

instructions to the "t" you'll be

surprised!!

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see

tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let

you

know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will

freak

you out! The person who sent it to me

said

her friend's

wish came true 10 minutes after they read

the

mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game

has

a

funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It

takes

about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you

actually

choose names, make sure it's people you

actually

know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't

read

ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in

a

column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write

down any

two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the

names

of

members of the opposite sex.

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT

WON"T

TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or

family...) in the 4th, 5th,

and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,

and

11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2)

people

about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that

you

love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but

can't

work

out.

4. You care most about the person you

put in

4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is

the

one

who

knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky

star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches

with

the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person

in

7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells

you

most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how

you

feel

about life

this is so accurate

NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within

the

hour... IF you do..

your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

u must post this in another room in 3 hours!! GOOD LUCK

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(_/)(_/)
(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.

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Child Abuse...I know bare with me, but it's wrong, copy and paste it you believe so too.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

Now don't get me wrong I'm all for pro life, but there-grumbles- is a plus side to abortion, stem cell research could help save a persons life but at the same time you're taking away life...I said there was a plus side... I DIDN'T say it was RIGHT.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, or Gossip Girl never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

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Quotes:Funny and/or serious

"when the rich rage war it's the poor who die"

"when life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people and hope it hits them in the eyes"

"for all the reasons Sarah was going to hell this one was her favorite"

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Come to the dark side we have cookies"

"Come to the dark side we have yaoi and Yuri"

"By taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing over it, he is superior." –Francis Bacon

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

-Don't run in the school halls, gliding is much more fun!

"The line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn.

-The perfect murder weapon, an icicle; because ice always melts away..."

-"When walking down the road of life; hitchhike, it's much faster."

-"Drop the magic wand and step away from the unicorn!"

-"Peace is just the silent war"

-"Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live"by-Dorothy Thompson

"Too many people are thinking of security not opportunity.They seem to be more afarid of life than death"-by James F. Bymes

"Life is to be lived,not controlled,and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat"-by Ralph Ellison

"Throughout our lives,the heart is marked by many scars. The deepest scar of all,however,is that of regret"by ChaoticReverie

"Socitey tell you how to live and tells you what you to do,so the only place where you are totally free from evrything is the one place that you fear the most...death"-by an author I resect CRAZY4MOONY

"No matter how many times there wipped out,we can always plant the flowers again"-by Kira Yammato(Gundon Seed Destiny)Sequal to Gundom Seed

"All things that seem harmless...Are not what they seem."

"It's all fun and games until someone gets killed...Then it's a nightmare."

"Even if your friend tells you to, never separate. Because something very bad will happen."

"Never speak too soon..If you do, it'll always be jinxed."

"Twas the Nightmare before Christmas, and all through the house. Every creature was stirring...Even the Perfect little mouse."

"As that famous guy once said, 'Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.' But, when it comes to a murderer, stay far, far away."

"People will do anything to win. Even kill."

"Hello and welcome to Hell. Don't touch the flames; they will burn you."-an author I resect CRAZY4MOONY

"Young children are very impressionable."

"I have nothing to fear except fear itself...And when I faced that, I surely had nothing to fear at all. For what is more terrifying than fear? Fear is deadly; fear is irrational. Most of all? Fear is unhealthy. So I have nothing to fear."

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

unknown

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell the world to make its own damn lemonade/ make apple juice and let everyone wounder how".- my friends

"Are you taking stupid pills?"

"You know how on one of the packs of pads it says 'have a happy period'? well the person who came up with that was an idiot, what women in their right mind would be happy about her period? Instead they should put something like ' If people don't stop useing petrolium for everthing we're going to burn the O-Zone layer up and our brains will fry then ooz out our ears'?"

"Who sprinkled crack in your cereal this morning?"

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.” –Robert Frost

"The Best index into a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight him back." Abigail Van Buren

"Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow" Glen Beaman

"Death is forever...and does forever have a life to call its own?" Billie Joe Green Day

"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be." William Hazlitt

"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair." Friedrich Schiller

"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts." Finley Peter Dunne

"Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." Laurence J. Peter

"There is no greater tragedy like the death of a child. Things never go back to the way they were" Dwight David Eisenhower

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett

" Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left." William Cowper

"In the long run we are all dead." John Maynard Kaynes

" I know what I must do, it's just...I'm afraid to do it."

"I'm not afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen

"You can't run from trouble; ain't no place that far away." Splash Moutian: Disney World

"Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should mearly fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief." Mark Twain

"Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can--and surely will at times--fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk." Dr. Joyce

"Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am alright, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong." Jane Austen

" An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true" Doug Larson--

"Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put hem aside and move ahead." Jerry Gillies

"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it behooves all of us not to talk about the rest of us." Robert Stevenson

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0,lightangel123,GIB'S GIRL

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My school news paper asked a majority of our students what they thought of peace and it's american symbol, most of the students said it was a commonity, a meir trend whos real meaning had died long before they were born. If you beleive in actual peace, that it is more than a trend, but A LIFE STYLE, A CHOICE, A DECISION, AND A MEANINGFUL IDEAL, copy and paste this into your profile.

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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung (1875-1961)

When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.- Dale Carnegie

"Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood." -Madam Marie Curie

"If you don't feel the need to change the world, you never seen a child suffer then ask you why they had to." -Spakableeder

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Today I found out
That the world will end
And nothing will exist tomorrow
And then they said
A war had begun
And every country was filled with sorrow

The paper proclaimed
A plague broke out
And all the doctors were wiped out
And all over the magazines
Were the stories of all
The dreamers that were lost
In the plane crashes the plague
Had brought

And then I heard my family had left
And not given me a note
They only wanted for me to know
That I wasn't worth it anymore

And my bike was stolen
And my dog run over
And my last teddy bear lost

And after this I gave a shrug
Because nothing else seemed
To hurt me as much
As when they announced
That you had died this morning

Kuroineko, DevArt

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As usual, a knife wielding maniac has shown us the way.” -Bart, The Simpsons

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Sympathy by Paul Laurence Dunbar

I know what the caged bird feels, alas!
When the sun is bright on the upland slopes;
When the wind stirs soft through the springing grass,
And the river flows like a stream of glass;
When the first bird sings and the first bud opes,
And the faint perfume from its chalice steals--
I know what the caged bird feels!

I know why the caged bird beats his wing
Till its blood is red on the cruel bars;
For he must fly back to his perch and cling
When he fain would be on the bough a-swing;
And a pain still throbs in the old, old scars
And they pulse again with a keener sting--
I know why he beats his wing!

I know why the caged bird sings, ah me,
When his wing is bruised and his bosom sore,--
When he beats his bars and he would be free;
It is not a carol of joy or glee,
But a prayer that he sends from his heart's deep core,
But a plea, that upward to Heaven he flings--
I know why the caged bird sings!

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There’s a game you play, when you enter as a genius and finish as an idiot. It’s called ‘Simon’.” -- Dane Cook

"Never argue with an idiot, for they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."~Unknown

"Falling in love is the beginning of all wisdom, all sympathy, all compassion, all art, all religion; and in its larger sense is the one thing in life worth doing."-- Elbert Hubbard

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Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, lightangel123

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If people who have sticks stuck so far up their asses that they they can never pull them out again tick you off to no end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, hxcb, SilverwingedShadow, Meepisms, FerretMan (ANIMALS RULE), death-on-arrival, Kaira-chan15, lightangel123

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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The fires of hate compressed within the heart/Burn fiercer and will break out at last in flame. - Corneille, El Cid

“Darkness is only driven out with light, not more darkness.” –Martin Luthur King Jr.

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If you love to burn things, copy this to your profile.

If you heard your name be called but no one is there. copy this into your profile

If you hear your name be called and no one was even talking to you. copy this into your profile.

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First Law of Temporal Mortality: ‘Good Guys’ and ‘Bad Guys’ both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.” -- The Forty Six Laws of Anime, Darrin Bright & Ryan Shellito

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. –David Borenstein

"Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got."-Gen Lewis B Hershey

now if you seriously just read my entire bio, you must really like me. and i admire you for reading it all, because not even I have done that!!

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Smallville Story out lines

Disclaimer: I know I have not been famous for including these, my apologies. I do not in any way shape own Smallville. I wish I did though. :)

A series of one shots (1 chapy stories)

DARK STORIES

Going Under: songfic/ Lex to Clark around Descent/ song by Evanescence/ genre: hurt, comfort, angst, slight romance (Mixed Lex/ Lana, Lex/ Cark/ Het&Slash)

Summery: Alexander, not Lex, tries to hold on and is crying out for Clark to save him. But Lex prevails in destroying his conscience.

Wake Me Up: sonfic/ Lex to Lana and Clark, split/ song by Evanescence / genre: hurt, comfort, angst, Romance, het and slash

Summery: Lex’s /Alexander’s struggle as Lex descends, Clark tries to save Lex from becoming something worse than a criminal, but fails.

Everybody Fooled: sonfic/ Lex to some one, I can’t decide with out lyrics/song by Evanescence/ genre: hurt, comfort, angst

Summery: Lex’s /Alexander’s struggle as Lex descends

NOT A DEFFIDENT STORY

My Immortal: songfic/ Lex to, about, for Alexander or for Clark, Lana, or Llionle, Julian (Grant), Lillian need lyrics/ song by Evanescence/ genre: hurt, comfort, angst

Summery: Lex’s /Alexander’s struggle as Lex descends Lex sits within his study and struggles to keep Alexander at bay while he thinks about the people that were once his friends and family.

I Remember you: songific/ Lana, Lex, Alexander, I need lyrics/ song by Evanescence/ genre: hurt, comfort, angst Summery: lex’s /alexander’s struggle as he descends, Need lyrics for story.

Fluffy Stories

A Reason for me to change: two versions/ songfic/ Lex to Lana and Lex to Clark/ het and slash/ song by Hoobastank/ genre: Romance

Summery: double sided, flip side scenario, Lex changes for Lana and Clark or at least he attempts to.

The Music in Me: songfic/ Lex to Lana/ Lex to Clark/ Cholie to Clark/ Cholie to Jimmy/ Lois to Clark/ Lois to Oliver/ Martha to Jonathon/ Martha to Lionel/ Lana to Cholie/ Kara to Lana, or Cholie or Lex, or Jimmy. I need to chose one or just make a series of this with each shipping I’ve mentioned/song by HSM Zack Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

Summery: very fluffy story/ stories can’t decide yet. It’s all about love

Sexy fuffy slightly dark stories

A night to remember: songfic: not so much the lyrics of Isaac and Push but the beat, melody, harmony, exoticness/ Lex to Lana/ Lex to Clark/ het and slash/ song by Madona/ genre: love

Summery: I was thinking some where along the lines of a juicy lemon or lime

With Love: songfic: With Love by Hillary Duff/ Lex to Lana/ het/ genre: love

Summery: about Lana and Lex. They love each other but they’re not afraid to tell each other off or that each other are wrong about something. DARK LANA

Like it or Not: songfic/ Lana to gang/ general story of Lana falling for Lex/ het/song by Madona/ genre; love

Summery: Lana reflects on the fact that she changed

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Disclamier: I know I don’t normally add these but I thought I would clear the air, I do not own Harry Potter in any way. :)

Authors Note: This is a simple page of notes for myself and for my readers, this amazingly long story I am currently writing.

The Dark Serpentine: Story out line

Serpentine: ser-pen-tine (adjective)

1. Winding: winding and twisting, with many bends and curves

2. Resembling snake: like a snake in motion or shape

3. Cunning: untrusting and cunning, as a snake is conventionally thought to be.

Part 1) The Dark Serpentine Series: My little Serpent, My Snake Ling

Harry and Tom

Sub Part 1) Peace, Unity and Coexistence
Sub Part 2) Bound_ Tattoos and Wedding Bands

Sub Part 2) Serpentine Magic: Parsel History

Sub Part 3) an Ending Becomes a Beginning

Part 2) The Dark Serpentine Series: A Dark Princess Becomes Thee

Hermione and Severus

Sub Part 1) A Brilliance for Darkness_ Apprenticeship
Sub Part 2) Secrets and Lies
Sub Part 3) Dreamscapes and Night Terrors
Sub Part 4) Tattoos and Revelations
Sub Part 5) Peace, Unity and Coexistence

Part 3) The Dark Serpentine Series: The Bride of Darkness and Her Reign of Torment

Bella and Neville

Sub Part 1) Wanted Alive

Sub Part 2) CAPUTURED!

Sub Part 3) Sick Games: Bella’s Play Thing
Sub Part 4) A Night in Hell
Sub Part 5) Sick, Twisted Truths
Sub Part 6) Solitude
Sub Part 7) Our first Tattoo
Sub Part 7) Peace, Coexistence and Unity

Part 4) The Dark Serpentine Series: The Dark Prince and his Popper of Fire

Draco and Ron

Sub Part 1) Beaten Bloody_ the beginning

Sub Part 2) Hospitalized!

Sub Part 3) Making Connections
Sub Part 4) Hidden Secret and Revealed Lies
Sub Part 5) To take it or not to take it?
Sub Part 6) On this Fiery Cross

Sub Part 7) Prove you loyalties!!
Sub Part 8) Peace, Coexistence and Unity

Part 5) The Dark Serpentine Series: Moon lit Pansies in the Clearing

Luna and Pansy

Sub Part 1) Thestrals (sp? Forgive me) and Apples
Sub part 2) Angle food Cake in the Clearing
Sub Part 3) Lustful Waters

Sub Part 4) The Voyeur (somebody who watches for sexual pleasure)
Sub Part 5) Lustfully Wanted…
Sub Part 6) Confrontations

Sub Part 7) “Where do your loyalties lie?”
Sub Part 8) Peace, Coexistence and Unity

Part 6) The Dark Serpentine Series: Twisted Twins Of Fire

Fred and George (established relationship after The Order of The Phoenix)

Sub Part 1) More than Meets the Eye

Sub Part 2) The Reason to Our Success

Sub Part 3) Weasley Wizard Wheezes

Sub Part 4) Explorations in to the dark
Sub Part 5) New Loyalties
Sub Part 6) Peace, Coexistence and Unity

The Sequel called ‘Basilisk Dreams and Night Mares’ will be written as soon as I finish this one, it’s going to take a while though.

Basilisk: bas-i-lisk (noun) A legendary reptile, said to have been hatched by a serpent from a roster’s egg, whose look or breath was supposed to be fatal.

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-Only love and time can even heal the deepest wounds.

-Time reveals all and but history is to remember it all.

-Olny when you froget the dead they are truely dead in your heart.

-Complaining gets you no where...maybe death. Only doing something about gets you somewhere.

-Hate so far, father than life but so can love.

-Tears aren't a sign of weakness but of strengh, of being human(SSH Yin Neko-Hime wrote all of these things)

Role Modles (Women ofcourse):
Marlyn Monroe(I cherish her! Woo! GO NORMA JEAN!!)
Lucil Ball(She is a riot, oh so very funny!! most of my humor was 'created' by her!)
Cindy Lauper(Her music really told me to be proud of who I am. As well as Heather Small's Proud)
Natlie Portman(I love all her movies, she is just a powerfull actress!!)
Audry Hepburn(Classic! She will always be remembered as a wonderful woman!)
Mandy Moore(MMM... LOVED her in A Walk To Remember!)
Ema Wattson(Hello?! Didn't mention I was a crazed Harry Potter Fan?!)
Hillary Duff(Saw her in Lizze and it set off a chain reaction!!)
Jessica Simpson(i can relate to her)
Pink(She writes about things I can really relate too!!)
Avril Lavigne(Same as Pink)
Britney Spears (all her earlier stuff got me through HARD times)
Scarlet Johanson(She is simply beautiful)
Grace Kelly(classic)
Madona(Amazing Voice)
Nastia Lukin(Wonder Woman 1, about the the closet thing we actually have to wonder woman!)
Shawn Jonhson(Wonder Woman 2, about the the closet thing we actually have to wonder woman!)
Betty Boop( I know she isn't real, but I grew up looking up to her as a strong woman figure!)
Laura Vandorvort aka Cara Zorel, Cara kent, Linda Lee, Super Girl (New found respect and love)
Jessica Alba(She's beautiful)
Wonder Woman(the real one!)
Jessica Biel(loved her in 7th Heaven)
Kate Winslet((I CHERISH HER!!THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP))
Kate Hudson(I love her)
Sara Jessica Parker(Beautiful)
Pairs Hilton(she's... I don't know what I exactly love about her. All I know is that she ...is deffidently on this list!)
Chris Croker(MtF trans, BRAVE WOMAN)
Halie Barry(Beautiful)
Ellen Degeneres(brave and outstandingly funny)
Tyra Banks(so down to earth)
Ises(MtF trans,BRAVE WOMAN)
Allison Mac(Smallvile: She was always my favorite of eventually the four main girls...besides Martha)
Kristen Krue (Smallville: Lana next favorite)
and so many more that will be listed I'm getting realy tired! lol and this isn't even the men!!

My AccomplishmentS:
In Life and misc accomplishments
1)Staying away from drugs,except for a few hits of reefer.
2)Over coming a depression
3)Starting a series on FanFic
4)Over coming my fear of not only the dark but dark basements at 3:33am.
5)Being able to stay awake for 50 count them 50 hours straight
6)Writing a chapter more than 2,000 words

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1. Dark Serpentine » reviews
on hold 6part story.start your journey with part one:MyLittleSerpent,MySnakeLing.Which follows Tom and Harry through love.Then join Harry's friends as they gradually find love.This story is about the love and acceptance that comes with breaking steriotype
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 10-27-08 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
2. Morning Dreams » reviews
on holdTHE WAIT IS OVER! THE SEQUEL TO MORNING THOUGHTS UPLOADED NOW! WITH ALMOST EVERY THING CHANGING BETWEEN YUKI AND SHUICHI, HOW WILL OUR FAVORITE COUPLE REACT WHEN SOMETHING ELSE IS THROWN INTO THE MIX?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 8-21-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
3. Morning Thoughts » reviews
This just a 100 word drabble. Shu's thinking about his lover while Yuki is sleeping. As of now it's a tinny bit Rated T but as it gets bigger it will become M. Reviews are very welcome and flames are welcome too if they are necessary.Enjoy
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 7-30-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
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