Author has written 28 stories for That '70s Show, Black Donnellys, Criminal Minds, A Walk to Remember, Harry Potter, Victorious, Against the Wall, Power Rangers, Twilight, 7th Heaven, St. Elmo's Fire, Glee, My Boys, Strong Medicine, Once Upon a Time, Prince & Me, and CSI: New York.
I am a sophomore in college.
Country music is my life. I love to sing country music.
I love the brother/sister relationships.
My heart lies in Minocqua, Wisconsin.
If you or someone that you know is struggling emotionally, head to halfofus . com (take out spaces in link) or call 1-800-273-8255 for immediate help.
My favorite TV shows are:
Once Upon A Time
How I Met Your Mother
Saturday Night Live
My favorite movies are:
Sweet Home Alabama
A Walk to Remember
The Breakfast Club
St. Elmo's Fire
While You Were Sleeping
The Prince & Me
Dead Poet Society
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
To Every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait."
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...and because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image.
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed".
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?*
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the enthusiastic friend that comes to a party of a friend's and wonders what her friend would do if she kissed her.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.
1: Liv Anderson-Hummel
2: Dustin Carlisle
3: Olivia Carter
4: Alex Newbary
5: Sarah Kowalski
6: Seth Hicks
7: Maggie Dolenz
8: Conrad Austin
9: Annabelle Williams
10: Danny Puckerman
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Well dinner is served late because Olivia had to fly to D.C. from North Carolina and Conrad is coming from Chicago. Also, because of the practice schedule he set for his football team and her tour schedule, there wasn't much notice of the dinner. Also, everyone is a little confused because the only connection between them is the author...so they sort of feel like they are stuck in the movie "Clue".
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Well at first Sarah says no, because for one thing Sarah needs to leave for her tour the next day and her brothers would probably kill her and for another thing, Annabelle could get into a lot of trouble if she's caught because she's a princess...but Belle does convince her but gets a phone call that she's needed at the BAU for a case. So they can't go.
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
I would probably stay with Liv because Lima seems like a quieter place to sleep , plus it is closer to where I currently live.
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Danny is in shock because he has no clue how Maggie (who is now dating his cousin Willie after meeting in a cafe in New York) got to Chicago. The only reason he is there is with his football team. He is even more confused when he remembers that Maggie is dating Willie and Dustin is gay...so he slowlly backs out of the room and walks away.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Well since Tyler (Olivia's new boyfriend) has become good friends with Sarah andnhimself, he feels bad because she is starting to love Seth. But Seth, who has no girlfriend, feels very happy about it.
6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
Maggie comes to my rescue because he is drunk and she accidentally looked away from him in the bar, which is when he snuck off. So she starts yelling at him and he yells back and eventually she smacks him upside the head, making him realize what he has done. Then she makes him apologize so he does, and I shrug it off. Alex is a cool guy...he's just a sloppy drunk sometimes.
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?
Danny, Gabe, and Willie have her tied up in her childhood attic bedroom while her fathers are in New York and Oliver is visiting his dad in L.A. They proceed to talk some sense into her about how it isn't the right path for her. They remind her of the "Exploding Cake Incident" of their sophomore year. She quickly dismisses the idea and they go out for dinner at Breadstix.
8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
Belle flies into Chicago from Quantico and meets Sarah's family at the hospital. She feels guilty about trying to make her go to a strip club the last time she was in town because they were arguing about it on the phone when she crashed.
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
She has a hard time choosing becayse Conrad and Belle are both married, and Alex has a pregnant girlfriend. So instead of choosing, she decides to run away and hide at her father's house in Beaufort.
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
She demands that Sarah give her those concert tickets Sarah offered her because she never got Seth and Alex their Christmas presents and she desperately needs them asap. Sarah hands them over and get Dustin back...then has to lie to all the cops in her family so that they don't go after Maggie.
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
I would meet Liv, because I could ask her how to best help my cousin who is now cutting.
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Alex was bragging about how his dad is a senator and Danny was annoyed by it. He tried to challenge him to football, but they didn't have enough guys. So instead, he challeneged him to a chariot race...neither of them won because they crashed into each other halfway to the end.
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Yes, she does. She grew up raised by her father and with her two male cousins. She knows how to kick ass. She'll be okay.
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Conrad is pissed...because he wanted to be best man and he's been best friends with Dustin since high school. Also, his wife was invited which doesn't make any sense that he wasn't. So basically, he storms into Dustin's apartment and demands to know why he was not invited and won't leave until he is told.
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Seth is afraid of Maggie because he knows that she holds all the power of the three best friends. She knows all of their secrets and can use it against them whenever she wants to.
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
...Not well. Danny goes off on a tangent making Liv roll her eyes at many parts and eventually she gets so fed up that she has to take over.
(Yes, I'm aware that it may want an actual story, but I chose to see it a different way.)
17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
When she arrives Sarah attacks her and goes off about how Danny's driving everyone crazy fprcing Liv to tell her that she was lat eon purpose so that she would avoid that. Unfortunately, Sarah isn't amused and locks her in the room with Danny for an hour.
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
I am forced to try and sober them up but I don't handle drunk people too well so instead I call my sister to help me out. I let her deal with them while I watch my current tv show obsession.
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
They nearly get kicked out because Conrad and Alex make the monkeys go crazy. Olivia can't believe she knows them. However, she did give him his present which was a bunch of football movies.
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They are protesting the fact that I started another story without finishing a previous one. I lock all of my doors and just accept the fact that I am probably going to die. Then I work on a previous story and hope that when I update it they will leave me alone.
21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Dustin figured that Belle was so fed up with the fact that Sarah wouldn't go to strip clubs with her (and the fact that she's surrounded by death because of her job) that she snaps. She uses the M.O. of one of the previous cases that she's worked in order to cover her tracks. While dealing with his grief, Dustin and Conrad enlist the help of the BAU to solve the case in hopes that Belle will crack under the guilt. It didn't work...mostly because Belle wasn't the killer. They caught the guy (who was a crazed fan of both Sarah's and Belle's (Sarah because he loved her music and Belle because she's the Princess of Denmark). In fact, it turns out that Sarah wasn't even dead! He had kidnapped her and killed someone who looked exactly like her.
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Seth decides that he isn't a bad person. He finds Liv and they hide out where his uncle's security can protect them. Being a senator, Seth's uncle (Alex's dad--Alec Newbary) has the resources to keep them safe. But the enemy gets to them anyway and tries to shoot Liv. At the last second, Seth jumps in front of her. At the hospital, he is announced dead...until his heart suddenly starts beating again!
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Danny, Alex, and Seth all come close...but because they all have protective and strong females in their lives, who are practically their sisters, they will just barely slide by and become successful.
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Danny realizes that Sarah is stuck in the cave, and comes up with a plan to rescue her. He enlists the help of Conrad, Dustin, Willie, and Gabe in order to save her. Since they all have connections with respective police forces, they are able to get things done quickly and they blow a hole in the side of the cave and get her out.
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
The camp gets a surprise visit from Olivia's cousins, Tyler and Kristian, and all hell breaks loose. Theya re all forced to sing for everyone and soon the kids become reckless. Also, Tyler accidentally gave them sugar so everyone was extremely hyper all day long. Having enough of the antics, Olivia locks herself in her office and decides to let the boys handle the kids for a day.
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Conrad is not very surprised to see that Alex and Seth are doing the Hokey-Pokey but he is shocked to see that Maggie has joined them. Seeing the look on her face, he decides to go get help in the form of their cousin Randi and soon the whole family knows. But instead of helping her, they all just chuckled and watched the show.
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Dustin is shocked because he didn't know that Liv was into fanfiction, and also because he can't believe that she ships people who are in other committed relationships.
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Yes, because her Aunt Leslie taught her how. She makes very good pies.
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Well Olivia doesn't really care, because she ate a huge meal before they left. Conrad, on the other hand, starts freaking out because he's hungry. So he tries to call Dustin but he doesn't answer and Sarah doesn't want to leave her sister's rooftop where she's hanging out with her sister and brothers.
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Again, Olivia can handle herself, though she is freaked out. Conrad, who has learned some karate from his wife, tries to fight off the enemy but starts to weaken so they both run away and go home, very scared. They both decide that they will never go camping again. They never really explain why to their families.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I started to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?
"A good friend will keep your secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'You know what. Earth sucks! Im going home.'
'If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry and if you jump out a window, I will laugh.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
I. AM. INSANE. I am happy being INSANE then I can laugh at all the non-INSANE people and get away with it. You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you aren't.
I love music. I love music loud. Loud is good. Soft is bad. Except when discussing pillows. Soft pillows good. Hard pillows bad. Pillows nice. (Yes I have a rather short attention span.)
When in doubt...throw a chair.
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse." Famous Last Words
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!"
"I was going to conquer the world, but I was distracted by something SPARKLY!"
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"Miracles happen once in a while if you believe..."