Hi, I'm an Innocent Bystander

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
I try to take one day at a time... But sometimes they all attack me at once
I'm protected by the greatest magic of all, Love
Why yes I do quite frequently burst into song. And I Dance too!
42. Now what was your Question?
I am a leaf on the wind, Watch how I soar.
Am I in the mood for Evil? or Pie? Mmm Pie! ok You're safe for now
I heart, heart The Doctor
I'm not short! I'm Fun Sized!
Janeway is my homegirl
There's a smoke monster in my closet
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
Some are driven to insanity. Not me. I fly First Class
I took the red pill
Love is mixtapes
Some people's glass is half-empty; others are half-full. I just want someone to fill my glass up again
Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
They let me play with Chemicals!
Don't make me whip out my monocle
I'm joining the Bad Wolf Corp.
If every word I said could make you smile, then I would talk forever.
Don't make me go all River on you.
I keep hitting the escape key but I'm still here
Its ok Pluto, I'm not a planet either
I'm not short... I'm Fun Sized!
You can't take the sky from me.
Come visit the Bermuda Triangle, Make all your problems disappear.
Future Doctor's Companion
I barely survived yesterday and its already today!
Beam me up Scottie
Goonies Never Say Die.
I never said you were a monkey. Now take this banana and go climb a tree
Bad Spellers of the World UNTIE!
I'm the product of a top secret government project.
If you woke up this morning it because Chuck Norris spared your life.
Be careful or you'll end up in my novel
Property of the Transport Ship Serenity. If found Please return to Simon Tam.
I have No Idea what I'm doing out of bed
Don't call me a Geek or I'll Whack you with my Light saber!
I love to read. Thats why I'm here. I'm also trying to become a better reviewer. Mostly I'm the annoying person who'll just put your story on Alert. Sorry.
I've started to put some stuff up here. I'd love to hear what you think.