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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Avatar: Last Airbender. I am a major Slytherin luver! DO NOT MAKE FUN OF SLYTHERINS! THEY ARE THE BOMB AND ARE WICKED AWESOME! I'm a major darkside freak! I luv evil dudes and I'm evil myself(literally!). I have written eleven stories so far that I actually uploaded, but I have others. Please read and review my stories! Thanx! My Name: Amanda(but if I like you enough to consider you my friend I'll tell you my nickname. Only my friends can call me it.) Eye Color: My eye color changes w/ my mood (strange right? i have mood eyes so i never need mood rings!haha) Hair Color: golden blonde but it also changes. During the summer my hair is a golden color, during spring and fall its dirty blonde, and during the winter its a brunette.(also very weird but tlly wicked awesome.) I am 5' 3", I weigh around 100 lbs., I am a Libra, I am a vegetarian, and i have 4 siblings. My Fave Things: reading, wrting, dancing, my family, friends... Fave Color: purple, black and green Fave Food: salad Fave Sport: football and soccer Fave Group: Skillet Fave Song: The Last Night, Whispers in the Dark, Open Wounds (all by Skillet) Fave Thing 2 Do After School: go to dance classes Fave School Subject: Math, Reading and English Fave Single Book: Daddy's Little Girl, Pride&Prejudice, Sense&Sensibility, Blood and Chocolate Fave Book Series: Harry Potter Series, Twilight, Trickster's Books, Marked(Marked, Betrayed, and Lost), Blue Blood Fave TV Show: Avatar Last Airbender, W.I.T.C.H., Secret Life of an American Teenager, Lincoln Heights, Wildfire, Charmed, Kyle XY Hobbies: dance, chorus, band, reading, writing, swimming, shopping, hanging with friends, babysitting, art group, horseback riding, drama club My Fave Ships Are: Harry Potter: Tom RiddlexGinny Weasley Ginny WeasleyxJames Potter Ginny WeasleyxMarcus Flint Draco MalfoyxHermione Granger Hermione GrangerxHarry Potter Harry PotterxPansy Parkinson Draco MalfoyxGinny Weasley Ron WeasleyxLavendar Brown Parvati PatilxDraco Malfoy Luna LovegoodxBlaise Zabini Avatar Last Airbender: ZukoxKatara MaixAang AzulaxAang KataraxHaru SukixSokka TophxAang AzulaxCabbage Man W.I.T.C.H.: CorneliaxCaleb Hay LinxPhobos WillxMatt ElyonxCaleb IrmaxMartin TaraneexOC 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen) If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...),SlytherinLuver(it waz very painful but not az bad az falling down stairs) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS (and rocks hard with pride), put this in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass it on. True Poem Bout Actual Child Abuse Her dad waz a drunk Her mom waz an addict Her parents kept her locked in an attic Her only friend waz a little toy bear It waz old and worn out And had patches of hair She alwayz talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be in such a terrible place? But she grabs her bear And she softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why iz my life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little girl She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child waz hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It waz sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest "You deserve to die you worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed for her bear And started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything waz az quiet az a mouse One officer slowly Opened the door To find the sad little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms. If you disapprove of child abuse, put this on your profile. "I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen." "Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!" "Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me." "I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!." "A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them." "When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile." "I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile. "It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it." "Boyz are like purses: cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced." "Boyz are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs." "When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire." "Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry." "Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me." "I luv my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends." "I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends." "Don't tell God how big your storm is. Tell your storm how big your God is." "I smile because you've all finally driven me insane." "If you luv something let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't then it never was." "Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public." "I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it." "A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again." "There comes a time when you realize who matters, who never did, and who won't anymore. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future." "Your momma dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she?" "Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails." "Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive." "Girlz are like phones. We luv to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected." "He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'" "Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait." "I'm smiling. That alone should scare you." "I'm a daughter hiding my depression. I'm a sister making a good impression. I'm the girl sitting next to you. I'm the one asking you to care. I'm your best friend hoping you'll be there." If you have ever had a friend or know someone who had a friend that commited suicide, put this on your profile. "Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy." "Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart." "When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care." "Taking over the world is hard." "The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. "Uhmm, I was going to put something nice in here...but then I forgot...What was I talking about?!" "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen." "I invited five friends to a sleepover on my birthday...advice: DON'T EVER HAVE HUGE AMOUNTS OF CANDY WHEN THEY ARE ALREADY CRAZY!!(OR WHEN KAYLA'S OVER!!)" "On your birthday...DON'T INVITE MENTALLY CHALLENGED BLONDES(that means KAYLA and KRISTINA!!)!!" "DON'T LET MENTALLY CHALLENGED BLONDES HAVE PEPSI, OR DR.PEPPER!! (ESPECIALLY KAYLA!!)" "ON YOUR BIRTHDAY...DON'T INVITE VAMPIRE-OBSESSED FRIENDS!! THEY BITE!! (ESPECIALLY IZZY!!)" "MENTAL NOTE: ABSOLUTELY NO CHOCOALTE WHEN MENTALLY CHALLENGED FRIENDS ARE OVER FOR THE NIGHT!! (THIS MEANS ALL THOSE AT MY SLEEPOVER RIGHT NOW!! KRISTINA, KAYLA, ANNA, JENNIFER, AND IZZY!! THEY ARE FREAKIN' NUTS!!)" "READ AND REVIEW!...OR ELSE IZZY WILL BITE YOU!!" " If I love you now, will you love me forever? If I stay here with you, will you always be there? If I help you, will you be a true friend and help me too? Stay with me for life, and I'll always be true." put this on your profile if you have a friend that would say yes to these promises. "I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens." "You can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of your life on her own. So be careful and make sure this is what you want because once she turns around she's not coming back." My friend texted me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!" I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry : "TWILIGHT : four books are NOT enough!" "All I'm saying is, if Taylor Laurenter kissed ME, I wouldn't punch him in the face." "NEVER take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyways." "I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue!" "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me." "Never go to bed angry. Stay up late and plot your revenge." "I can always count on you to take something that is completely sucked up and fuck it up even more." "We are the people our parents warned us about." "I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now." "It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up." "People too weak to follow their dreams will always find a way to discaourage yours." "I hated going to weddings cause old people would nudge me and say 'You next!'...That stopped when I started saying the same thing to them at FUNERALS." "It's not that I'm not a 'people person'. It's that I'm not a 'stupid people person.'" "If at first you don't succeedd, destroy all evidence that you tried." "NO WOMAN will ever be satisfied because NO MAN will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money." Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? YES!! Could You Prove That Statement In Court? YES! Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? YEPPERZ! What’s Hermione’s? Jean What’s Ron’s? Bilius What’s Harry’s? James What’s Ginny’s? Molly Have You Seen All The Movies? DUH!! WHO HASN'T?? Read All The Books? LIKE, TEN MILLION TIMES!! What Do You Think Of JKR? L-U-V HER!! Favorites Weasley? Ginny Character, Overall? hmm...Ginny, Luna, or Bellatrix Female Character? between Ginny, Luna, and Bellatrix Male Charcter? LORD VOLDEMORT!! Group Of Characters? Deathe Eaters Adult? Bellatrix! Professor? Trelawney Ship? how am I supposed to answer that?? I LUV LIKE ALL OF THEM!!(but if i had to choose, my fave ship would be GW/LV) Spell? Cruciatus Curse Sweet? Bertie Botts Beans Place? Hogwarts Weasley Twin? GEORGE!! Product? Too many to name. Shop? Weasley Wizards Wheezes! Least Favorites Weasley? Ron Character, Overall? hmm...DUMBLEDORK!! Female? Lavendar Male? Ron Adult? DUMBLEDORK!! Student? Zacharias Smith Spell? Expelliarmus Book? book 1 Ship? Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione (seriously? those were SO predictable! it should've had a plot twist to change it up a bit.) Sweet? Acid Pops Death Eater? Wormtail Shop? Borgin and Burkes Place? Leaky Cauldron Professor? Umbridge Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? HELL NO!! Harry/Hermione? it's kk, but i prefer not to read it Harry/Ginny? HELL NO X100!! Harry/Luna? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Harry/Pansy? WICKED!! Ron/Lavander? SERIOUSLY ANNOYING AS HELL...it's kk for a bit Ron/Luna? all i can say is... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Ron/Pansy? HELL NO! Ron/Fleur? NO WAY!! FLEUR BELONGS W/ BILL!! Hermione/Krum? YES!! Hermione/Draco? HELLZ YEAH!! Hermione/FredORGeorge? pretty kewl, but i dont rlly read it James/Lily? yes, i guess. Lily/Snape? YES Lily/Sirius? HELLZ NO!! THEY'D KILL EACH OTHER!! Lily/Lupin? yeah, they're pretty good Tonks/Lupin? cute Draco/Pansy? NO Fred/Angelina? HELLZ YEAH!! Bill/Fleur? Yepperz! Harry/Cho? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Luna/Blaise? HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHZZZZZZZ Ginny/Voldemort(or Tom Riddle)? HELLO?? WHO DOESN"T LUV THIS SHIPPING?? IT'S THE BEST FUCKING SHIPPING EVR!! Parvati/Draco? YES!! Luna/Lupin? Definite yes, as long as it's a time-travel fic Ginny/James? HELL YES IF IT"S A TIME-TRAVEL FIC!! This Or That? Harry or Ron? Harry Hermione or Ginny? Ginny Neville or Seamus? Neville Snape or Slughorn? Snape Fred Or George? George Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? NEITHER!! Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Lavender ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? ButterBeer Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks. James/Lily or Snape/Lily? hmm, that's hard!!...Snape/Lily Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor!! DUH!! Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? NEITHER!! THE QUIBBLER!! Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty Crouch Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? ravenclaw...WHERE THE HELL IS SLYTHERIN IN THIS THING?? Random Have you Been to A Release Party? YES! Ever cried while reading one of the books? YES!! when sirius died, and dumbleodre, and mad eye, and hedwig, and dobby, and fred, and colin, AND ESPECIALLY WHEN VOLDEMORT AND BELLATRIX DIED!! A Movie? YES! tom riddle, when he was destroyed...cedric and sirius Books or Movies? BOOKS!! SINCE THE STUPID WRITERS FOR THE FILMS KEEP OUT ALOT OF VERY IMPORTANT DETAILS!! THEY"RE STUPID ASSES!! Had A Dream About Harry Potter? YEAH, LIKE EVERY NIGHT!! THAT"S HOW I GET MY IDEAS FOR FANFIC!! Been To A Fansite? TONS OFTHEM!! Been to JKR’s Site? Yes. Have You Ever Roleplayed? Yepperz If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? bellatrix lestrange and ginny weasley and luna lovegood and voldemort Did you use to have an absurd theory? yepperz What was it? that sirius was gonna cum back through the veil with james and lily and dumbledork. and sirius and james be all like "LOOK WE'RE ALIVE!! LET'S KICK ASS!!" and dumbledork would be like, "love will keep the peace! we need unity to win!" and lily'd be like, "SIRIUS AND JAMES! DON"T USE SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE! AND U WONT HURT ANYONE EXCEPT WORMTAIL!" then sirius'd belike, "aww, cum on evans!" and james would step in, "she isn't evans anymore. she's potter!" and dumbledork would just shake his head and chuckle at how immature harry's parents are! i have MUCH more to it, but i don't want to take forever with it! Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? NOPPERZ!! I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "HARRY POTTER SERIES ROCK!! AND THE DARK SIDE SHALL WIN!!" MY FRIENDS JUST SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND AGREE WITH ME!! I ALSO SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, "VOLDEMORT IS THE BESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST DUDE IN THE WHOLE SERIES!! GO DARK SIDE!! BRING THOSE GOODY BITCHES DOWN!!"...EVERYONE KNOWS IM EXTREMELY OBSESSED WITH HARRY POTTER, AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE OBSESSED TOO, AND I SHOW MY OBSESSION SO MUCH, THAT OTHERS BECAME OBSESSED TOO!! Did it/ Does it work? NEVER HIDE IT!! Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! I DRESS UP LIKE MY FAVE CHARACTERS FOR NO REASON AT ALL ALL THE TIME!! Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? yeah, and i hate that. Did you just try to prove that wrong? nope Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? lolz, i just noticed that like...WHEN THE BOOKS CAME OUT!! Did you just try to prove that wrong? Nope!! Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? YEAH!! THAT'S WHY GINNY/JAMES SHIPPING SHOULD BE APPRECAITED!! THAT SHIPPING FUCKING ROCKS!!(NOT AS MUCH AS GINNY/VOLDEMORT THOUGH!!) Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike? YEAH, FOUND IT SORTA WEIRD Do you know what fanfiction is? THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS QUESTION ON THIS FUCKING SURVEY!! Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? WHAT THE HELL DO U THINK I'M ON NOW?? Do you read fanfiction? DUH!! LIKE EVER SECOND OF EVERY FREAKIN' DAY! If so, do you like it? ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF W/ THESE IDIOTIC QUESTIONS?? OF COURSE I LUV IT!! Are you a member of a fanfiction site? WELL, DUH!! What site? not even fucking answering that!! Do you write fanfiction? scroll down!! SCROLL DOWN!! Do you like to write fanfiction? I WOULDNT DO IT IF I DIDN'T!! SHEESH, WHAT IS THIS? ASK THE STUPIDEST QUESIONS IN THE WORLD SURVEY?? Ever had Harry Potter Candy? YES!! Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? HELLZ YEAH!! Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? HELLZ YEAH!! Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? YES!! pulls out all seven of my Harry Potter shirts What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Ginny Weasley and Bellatrix Lestrange Do You Agree With This? umm, i agree with it when it cums to my personality, and bella when it cums to my obsession with voldemort Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter? i'm called Nygin, which is Ginny rearranged...or Retina, which is a name for a snake since i luv slytherin What Are They? Nygin and Retina, sumtimes they straight out call me Ginny or Bella...also, sum call me rowena since i'm extremely smart Do you object to being Called By them? no, i luv being called them...except for rowena cuz then i feel like a nerd and i feel like ppl expect the best from me Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? most of them are, but sum of them are just freaked out when i say my main obsession is with the Dark Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? Sorta... What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) That would take too long to explain. Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? EVERYTHING!! Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? HELLZ YEAH!! WHO WOULDN'T LUV BEING OBSESSED WITH THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTER?? Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? YES!! Have you re-read the books? OVER TEN MILLION TIMES EACH!! Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? YES!! actually, my birthday was just this weekend(October 4) and it was Slytherin themed!! my WHOLE yard was decorated in green and silver, and my b-day cake had an awesome pic of tom riddle on it! Have You Had An RP Party? Yepperz Do You Want To? Yepperz Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? yep...didn't like it Have You Ever Wrote One? hellz no! Do You Want To? hellz no! Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? YEAH!! If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it No, because it'd be awful. Are You Going To Write One? WHY DOES THIS MATTER!? IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? HELLZ YES!! AND IF YOU DON'T STOP I'LL HUNT DOWN WHOEVER MADE THIS SURVEY AND AVADA KEDAVRA THEM!! Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? YES!! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter "Thanks Twilight: Now whenever there's a thunderstorm, I imagine vampires playing baseball." "OH! That song? Yeah... I kinda got in trouble for running around screaming it in Walmart." "I'm a little cupcake, cute and sweet. When your girlfriend dumps you, I'm what you eat." "Kids in the backseat cause accidents...Accidents in the backseat causes kids." "Honey, don't tell me I'm going crazy...I accomplished that before you could even think of saying NUTCASE." "I wish my homework was asexual so it wouldd do itself." "I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'." "You can't buy happiness...but you can buy ice cream. That's close enough." "Men are like mascara...They run at the first sign of emotion." "You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me. "The Boy-Who-Lived died and lived again." "'Immature' is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun." "The more boys I meet, the more I love and spend time with my dog." "Why are you worrying about You-know-who? You should be worrying about u-know-poo, the constipation sensation that's gripping the Nation." "DEATHLY HALLOWS: JKR went too far when she killed Fred." If you agree, put on profile. So You Want to Be a Death Eater..Your guide to everything evil!This list may contain spoilers! Greetings, new follower: If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them. Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing). The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly. Yours in infamy, Lord Voldemort Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating. World peace List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters: (Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.) Long Black Robes (Casual) Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch). Coffin Recommended Reading: Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk. Death Eater Rules: No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore. Frequently Asked Questions: What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me? As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include: Being slowly eaten by a manticore. What should I do if I decide to leave the organization? Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible. (See above)What is the salary like? You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed. Does the Dark Mark hurt? Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp? Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment? No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question. But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.) Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters? You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem. Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort? Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior. What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy? This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it. The Death Eater Anthem (to be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly. Who lurk beneath the undergrowth? Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us. However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord: Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice. Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them. If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.) Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once). Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private. If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke. Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be. Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously. Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater. Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof. Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway. Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming. Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors). Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc. Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.) HAHAHAHA! I laughed SO hard when I read that! So you wanna be a Death Eater? HAHAHAHAHA! 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Amanda 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Amaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Cheetah 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth South Ninth (What the hell is that??) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): LewAmJud (?!) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Switch 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mwaulke (not even gonna ask.) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christine 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chipper (that's my squirrel's name!) Survey: True or False? I am a cuddler - true I am a morning person - hellz no I am a perfectionist - false I am an only child - false I am Catholic -false (Methodist) I am currently in my pajamas - false (wearing my Halloween costume...just felt like wearing it) I am currently single - true I am currently suffering from a broken heart - true I am okay at styling other people’s hair - true I am left handed - somewhat..i can use both I am addicted to my myspace - false (addicted to FF) I am very shy around the opposite gender at first - yeah, a bit I bite my nails - false I can be paranoid at times - true I currently regret something that I have said -true When I get mad I curse frequently - false I like someone - true I enjoy country music - false I enjoy jazz music - false I enjoy smoothies - true I enjoy talking on the phone - false I have a pet - true I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal - true I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person - yeahh I have all my grandparents - true I have at least one sibling - true (I have four) I have been told that I am smart -true I get higher then C’s in school - all the time My GPA is higher then 2.5 - true I have broken a bone - true I have Caller I. D. on my phone - true I have bathed/showered with someone - false I have changed a diaper -many times I have changed a lot over the past year - true I have done something illegal - false I have friends who have never seen my natural hair - false I have had surgery - true I have killed another person - false I have had my hair cut within the last week - false (but i did dye it..i now look like a weasley wit how my hair looks) I have had the cops called on me - false I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t - true... I messed up 30 of my teenage life... arrived late to class more than 5 times got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school broke the dress code x threw something at the teacher gotten a call from school x faked your parents signature Multiply by 3 Post as "I messed up of my teenage life" I hugged a homeless guy because that bum stole my taco!...(goes with the following..don't ask) 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO Yea, I know, itz a rlly long profile but I love all those sayings and wanted to spread them out to ppl. Also, if you want to read any REALLY awesome stories, check out: A Marriage of Conveniance : by Boogum Red Ember : by Aerileigh Memories of a Faded Past : by Rebecca101 Can True Love Really Be Timeless : by Jamie Lynn Potter The First Slythering Weasley : by Claw of Ice And then there's my personal favorite out of all - The Dark Lord's Massacre:The Horror of Our Love :by Murasaki Kurai | |||||||||||
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That's not the question...the question is, they're when? Tom Riddle of 1943 is going to have his hands full with this. GW/TR, PP/OC, OC/AM, LL/ OC Ginny/Tom,Pansy/Briant,Kristina/Abraxas M.,Luna/Vince LewisHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 9-5-08 - Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr.8. Those Gray Eyes » reviewsMy first one-shot, so it might be bad. I know it's short, but plz read it! It's basicaly Ginny thinking about her crush. Let me know if you think I should make it go into an actual story. :Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 4-8-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W.9. Where Am I? Where Do I Go From Here? » reviewsSequel to Who Am I? Who Do I Love?...Ginny finally wakes up after four years, but she doesn't know it's been that long. 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