This is me and my brother, fusing together to form a single entity: Ricreaper! (Wow, that's a disturbing concept...)

I like naruto and avatar fan fictions 'cause I love the pairings (e.g. narusaku, kataang etc.). The naruto fan fictions I like are Return of the Namikaze, Return of the Namikaze 2. The Avatar fan fictions I like are...um...well I go for any avatar stories. Oh and I forgot to put a disclamer on my story so now i say "I do not own any of the harry potter characters" HA! NO SUEING ME TODAY (or ever).

Stuff about me

Name: If I told you this I would be in serious danger!!

Gender: Male and Male

Age: I'm 13, my bro is 15.

Address: Same as the name comment. The only thing that I can tell you is that I live in Britain. (No, I'm not a Duke, or an Earl, or a Lord.)

Things I like: drawing, going on the computer, playing CUBE-FIELD, playing C&C 3, watching TV, praising Alfred, Hagrid and Dumbles, y'know, the usual.

Fav Bands: Panic! at the disco, Linkin park, The red jumpsuit apparatus, The Fray, Kaiser Chiefs, Green Day, Smashmouth and Fountains of wayne.

Fav movies: Transformers(MUCH better than the animated), Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Hagrid gets applause at the end!

Fav songs: All at once- The Fray, How to save a life- The Fray, Face Down- The red jumpsuit apparatus, Bleed it out- Linkin park, What I've Done- Linkin park.

Copyings and pastings

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (This is probably the simplest way to describe me)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. (You read my mind)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (This happens all the time with me)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(Sometimes being in your own little world is more fun than reality). (sometimes it's for hours)

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!(Do you like bubblegum?) (All my conversations are based around this point)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ummm...)

If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile (If you don't copy this, you had better have a very good excuse)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to eat chocolate anymore, after what happened at my 8th birthday party)

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (sometimes, I carry out my threats)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (They just drive me over the edge. I can't be blamed)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile (Ooooh, where to start...)

if you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your pro. (My love for Naruto is probably a lot different than the love that the majority of girls who watch Naruto harbour)

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RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS (for Muggleborns only. The Pureblood's won't get it. SUCK ON THAT, MALFOY!!XD)!

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms But I saw him steal them from me! Why won't you believe me?!

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. Congrats.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. Sounds like one to me.

4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. Technically, we are.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class It is a lot more useful.

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss . No. I'll ask Dumbledore that.

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda. I don't believe you.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. Sirius Black does, however.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy. Aaaaawwwww...Just one? Pretty please?

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" What if they are actual werewolf jokes?

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals. They are real animals! Aren't they?

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches. You didn't say anything about not singing it at any other time of the year!

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball. And it was so excited to go.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!" Yeah, I'd leave Robin behind and go myself.

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. Mustaches are funnier anyway.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor. No, but it's still fun.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental. That's what they want you to think.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak. What else am I supposed to do?

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends". If I did, i'd have a protable swamp shoved up my faster than I can say 'Truce'

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. Dress up as Dumbledore instead!

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. I'd scare myself with a calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!" Chances are, you don't have the power.

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.) Using students is very mean. Use the ghosts instead!

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom. McG would not be pleased.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. Still, it's stylish.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. How else will we keep giant snakes in line?

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. Fantasy music is much more appropriate.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. The wicked witch is not hiring, unfortunately.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" Don't know it.

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. They don't mind - in fact, I'm sure they enjoy it.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife. Yeah, geez. It's obviously a guy tree.

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant. If I can convince the teachers to sing it, is it alright then?

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. Snape's scarier.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. Shudders...Shudders...Shudders...Shudders

35) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously. Again, it is still very funny.

36) "Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell. I doubt Snape would be pleased with that.

37) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. Voldemort is not a 'dude', nor is he a 'dudette' or a 'chick'. He is an insect. Without a gender.

38) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. (He will take you up on it.) No I most definitely will not.

39) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. Can I use both words in separate sentences?

40) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. You'll never see one anyway.

41) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". I'll catch him. One day. I swear it...

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Naruto

2. Sakura

3. Gaara

4. Itachi

5. Pein

6. Shikamaru

7. Temari

8. The Third Hokage

9. Kakashi

10. Kisame

11. Ino

12. Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Shikamaru/Ino? Yeah, a couple of times

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm not gay. Plus, he's an manga character.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sasuke got the Third Hokage pregnant. I would probably vomit. While atomizing the computer screen.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Unfortunately.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I've never actually considered Shikamaru and Sakura getting together. I don't think it would work out.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Pein/Kakashi or Pein/Kisame? Pein with Kisame definitely. They share common interests. Like murder.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 3

Temari doesn't really know sasuke or sakura very well, so she'd probably react the same if it was any other couple. By screaming and wind blasting them away.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Gaara, deserted by those he cared about, abandoned and hated by his village, needs comforting. Luckily, a certain water-using akatsuki member is nearby...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Naruto and the Third Hokage? I don't think it would work out, for some reason...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

Under Her Fan.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Kidnap and rape story.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Friends?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Friends?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Sakura/Pein/Itachi. Interesting...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

ummmmm...woo-hoo?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Barbie Girl. It would be very funny.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fluff, what would the warning be?

Serious slash. Seriously.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"I can swim through your veins like a fish in the sea"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

With Sakura with the Third Hokage, I'm sure Ino would either shout 'EEEWWWWW!!GROSS!' or 'YES! Sasuke will be mine!'

20) How emo is Seven?

Not much. Temari is cool.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POEM INCLUDES UBER PWNAGE.

Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the
only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I dislike racists. I don't hate them.

I dislike homophobes. I don't hate them.

I dislike murderers. I don't hate them.

If you think there is enough hatred in all the racists, homophobes and murderers, without us joining in as well, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Dislikes

Hermione/Draco - What annoys me about this pairing is that the authors generally think that Hermione shouldn't be with Ron because he's immature. Well, Draco Malfoy isn't exactly much better,is he? He insults her practically every time he sees her. Being slightly immature is better than being cruel.

Dumbledore bashing - These stories are nearly always paired with independant!Harry fics. They generally can't do the character justice.He's nearly always OOC. Dumbledore is incredibly intelligent and powerful, not to mention HUMAN (as in, he makes mistakes). And yet suddenly, Harry is able to best him in an arguement, or he's able to lead the war or make decisions much better than Dumbledore ever could, which always work out for the best.

Ron bashing - Ron is always OOC in these fics. Sure he's a little immature, but he's not a complete idiot, and he is fiercely loyal to Harry. Plus, he has a reason to dislike Slytherins - most of them are douchebags.

Harry/Severus pairing - Wrong.

Harry/Lord Voldemort - Very wrong.

Slash in general - Just can't imagine characters like this. Plus, the M rated ones can be a little bit...ew. No, I'm not a homophobe.

Mpreg - I don't even understand how this is possible.

HHr - Ron's is generally treated badly is these ones (discluding the oneshot/twoshot fluff fics).

Horcrux haters - Sorry, I just think it's a decent idea.

Flamers - People try to do the best they can on stories, or give out there opinions, and these idiots just have to insult them and shoot them down. Most flames are just stupid sentences like: 'U R RUBBISH YOR STORY SUCKS YOU SHOULD STOP WRITING COS U R CRAP AT IT AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YUR STORIES!!11!!' Wow. That's really clever.

Can't take criticism - People give you pointers on how to improve your story, or what's wrong with your grammar, and you just ban them from reviewing - they're trying to help you!

Spelling mistakes - One is fine. Two is fine. Even ten is fine. But constant spelling and grammar mistakes get really annoying, and they distract you from the plot. E.g It is spelt 'minute', not 'minuet'. Sometimes people spell it that way for the whole story.

Mary-Sues - Don't get me started.

Number your 12 fave Harry Potter characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Ron

2. Hermione

3. Malfoy (Junior)

4. Hagrid

5. Dumbledore

6. Ginny

7. Molly

8. Harry

9. Tonks

10. Sirius

11. Bellatrix

12. Moody

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Ginny/Bellatrix? Can't say I have...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hagrid? Eeeewwwwww...Shame on you for indirectly suggesting it!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Moody got Harry pregnant? Well, Harry would blow his brains out. Then, Moody would lock the unborn baby in Azkaban.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Tonks? Yeah, plenty of times.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hermione and Ginny? Yeah, if you like femmeslash - they understand each other pretty well, and are friends - it could work out.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Dumbledore/Tonks or Dumbledore/Sirius. I gonna have to say Tonks - but only because I have to choose, and I am not a fan of slash. Dumbledore is asexual!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 3

Molly walks in on Hermione and Moody having sex. She'd have a stroke. Several times in a row. Followed by murdering Moody with her washing.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

'Draco Malfoy is feeling depressed. Sirius is feeling happy. Well, opposites attract, don't they?'

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Ron/Harry? Yeah, but not as much as you'd think...Harry prefers Draco Malfoy, for some strange reason...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

Scars run deeper than you think.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hagrid to deflower Ron. Ummmm...Ron becomes an animagus, and Hagrid is feeling curious.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Friends?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Friends?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Hermione/Hagrid/Dumbledore...I most certainly hope not.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

WOOF!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Somewhere I belong. It just fits Harry's life so well.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fluff, what would the warning be?

WARNING: INCEST, FOLLOWED BY GROSS OLD MAN SEX.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You know, some things you can't experience just from reading books.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Mudbloods and Half-bloods, together like the dogs that they are. (Bellatrix, on Hermione/Harry relationship)

20) How emo is Seven?

Molly? Well normally, she's pretty cheerful, and mother-like. Buuuuttt, that Boggart of her's was pretty depressing.

Number your 12 fave Dark Knight characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Batman

2. Rachel

3. Harvey Dent

4. Maroni

5. Gordon

6. Joker

7. Mayor Garcia

8. Scarecrow

9. Bruce Wayne

10. Alfred

11. Babara Gordon

12. Anna Ramirez

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Joker/Barbara? Nope. Read one where he shoots her though...Same thing for the Joker, really.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, I don't think Maroni is hot. In any way, shape or form. Case closed.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ramirez got Scarecrow pregnant. That's not possible in so many ways my head is spinning. I guess Crane would have to have even more therapy. A LOT more.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes I do happen to recall fics about Bruce Wayne. Unfortunately, most of the time he is paried with Gordon, Dent or the Joker.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Seein as the Joker killed Rachel, I think that she wouldn't be too keen on a date.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gordon/Bruce Wayne, or Gordon/Alfred. Gross. I think I'll choose Gordon/Bruce - the idea of Gordon and Alfred gettin' down an' dirty makes me want to throw up the majority of my inner organs

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 3

If the Mayor walked in on Ramirez and Rachel having sex, I am 100 positive he would be saying: 'HELLS YEAH! FINALLY! COME ON, BABY! WHERE THE HELL IS MY VIDEO CAMERA!'

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Dent is bored. Alfred is bored. The only possible thing they can think of doing is and with a bit of .

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Batman/Scarecrow? The sad thing is, there probably is. 'He scares off birds, but he attracts bats!' Shudder

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

Being in charge isn't fun.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Maroni/Batman. Oh, the choices...Rape, Gang bang, Bestiality, Necrophilia...the list goes on.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Friends?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Friends?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Rachel/Maroni/Gordon...I can see it now; 'Good guys and bad guys team up in the DA's office'

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Are you sure you don't want anything to eat?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Down with the Sickness

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fluff, what would the warning be?

WARNING: READING THIS STORY MAY INDUCE HEART ATTACKS.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I've got your refreshment right here, Miss Dawes.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Barbara Gordon, on Rachel/Scarecrow relationship: I don't know either of them; I say let them do what they want.

20) How emo is Seven?

Mayor Garcia isn't actually that emo. He's too much of a minor character for that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Because then scissors would call for reinforcements, who would cut up the paper. Duh. Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Maybe the paper doesn't want to. I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. Not if the piece of paper was really big,and the rock was really small. Then the paper would just fan the rock off a cliff. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Of course, after punching me, I would use my paper to give you a paper cut on the back of your leg, or on your throat, and then watch with cruel satisfaction as you bled to death, slowly and painfully. Serves you right for punching me just for losing a game.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit? (Yes. Or 'the Death Zone'.)

Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them? (They sneak in anyway.)

Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets? (Because children can put on a cute, smiley face and have everyone fall at their feet. Adults would just look idiotic if they tried.)

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? (A guy who’s friend had a lisp. He thought it would be hilarious)

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? (They didn't replace mine.)

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ? (A complete perv.)

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."? (See previous answer. Except this time the first thing that came out might not have been entirely edible...)

Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse? (Not necessarily. Sometimes, the duck runs it, when the mouse is on holiday.)

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? (Mickey Mouse has access to hypnosis.)

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? (O.M.G. HOW did I not realise that?)

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? (Not really. 'Bloodsucking creatures' is too tame for politicians. Plus, they don't technically suck our blood - just our money.)

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy? (Because, society is run by atheists.)

Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down? (A cruel, cruel trick.)

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? (Because No.1 pencils think that they are to good for the majority of the world's population.)

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? (Where else can drunks pass out, vomiting profusely?)

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? (Huh. Never thought of that.)

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? (You have failed. I say this simply because it sounds cooler to say 'YOU FAIL')

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? (THAT would put a damper on the wedding; 'I now pronounce you man and wife. EAT HAMBURGERS!!')

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? (Babies. Duh.)

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? (It died. But look at it this way - while it was still alive, it didn't meet the horrible fate of being stuck in a bear trap, or something like that.)

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Nicizzle (If you say so...)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Snow Leopard (The fuck?)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Alex...I don't have a street name...

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Porniate (I like it!)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Orange Coke (To the rescue!)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Irxanr... (Whoever can pronounce this gets a medal.)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): My Mum doesn't have a middle name! What do I do?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pippa, Black Jess, Black Ben. (Oh, the choices...)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Kiwi Tsunami. (Rock'n'Roll bitch!)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Orange Peg leg (Fear me!)