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 Poll: So a little thought keeps nagging at me. I want to write a REAL sequel to THWTLAL. Y'know, from Bella and Edward's POVs rather than Mason and Jane's. BUT I will NOT do both. So which would you prefer? I don't know what I'll do yet, but I'd like to hear wh Vote Now! |
Author has written 34 stories for Primeval, Twilight, and Remember Me. Steph 18 Writer Twilighter Fanfictioner Guitarist Lover of Edward Cullen and Kristen Stewart User of too many smilies : Welcome to my world : And, yes, I just turned 18 so I'm now legally old enough in every country to read the stories I've been reading for about two years! Yay! STATUS UPDATE - July 2012 aka "where did Steph go?" Hey guys! Soooo... well this is a bit awkward. Like talking to a good friend you lost touch with after many, many months. Although I guess that's because that's exactly what it is. But, as an explanation to you guys as to why I dropped off the face of the fanfiction earth - no, I have not given up on writing; neither have I found something better; I haven't even died. No. I got a boyfriend. And he's wonderful - perfect, in fact. I'm very much in love and all that jazz. BUT the downside is that amonst spending time with him, spending time with friends (new and old), school, work and exams, writing has had to take a bit of a backseat over the last six months. But I've never once forgotten it and I miss you guys every day and still read every review I receive - it never fails to make me smile. But it's the summer now, exams are over and I'm heading off to Uni this year so have a hugely long summer so I'm hoping to have more time to devote to writing. Although my main priority will continue to be my original story I will try to update some of these fanfictions as and when I can :) So that is it. It's an awful excuse, I know, but I'm so happy and in the best place in my life I think I've ever been which, surely, can only lead to better stories? ;) The only strange thing is that now that I have experience of a romantic relationship... I feel LESS qualified to write about them?! Haha makes NO sense. I'm not sure how many people will read this and how many will still remember me and my stories but hopefully there's one person out there still reading. One thing I do have to do is thank the people who've sent me PMs over the last few months - if anything brings me back here for good it would certainly be you guys. Thank you, all of you. I promise we will speak soon in an extraordinarily long and insane A/N ;) -Steph Thank you very much for your kind offers but I no longer wish for my fics to be TRANSLATED into any other language due to multiple plagiarisms. I am very flattered by your offers but I'm sure that you can understand my reasoning behind this. Where’s the profile gone??? Well, you’ll be pleased to hear that I moved it :) Everything you would have once found on my profile is now on my website. Go there for visuals, songs, links, translations etc of all of my stories. Since I’ve now moved pretty much everything, the only things that are still on this profile are the important bits :) LINKS OF INTEREST My Website - Go here to find pictures, visuals, translations and any random things about me that you want to know :) Add me on Facebook - I'm always on there and more than happy to chat :) Please don't be shy to comment/write on my wall :) Follow me on Twitter - After six months (ish) of failing epically at tweeting, I'm trying again. Follow me or tweet me @StephaniiieJo E-mail me - stephaniejo@hotmail.co.uk Please don't be shy- I will reply as soon as I can :D I'd prefer you do that than PM me because I can tell who I've replied to that way :) My Photobucket - Find all pictures and banners that I and other infinitely more talented people have made :) All-Human Twilight Fanfiction Awards Site - This is the awards site I run. Next round of nominations open August 2nd 2010. Twific Tidbits Rec Site- 3 friends and I have set up a fic rec site which specialises in pimping the brilliant fics whose review totals don't reflect the awesomeness of the story. Includes interviews, reviews and a place where you can go to make your own recs! First recs go up Wednesday 7th July :) AWARDS SITES AND CONTESTS Silent Tear Awards- The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson has been nominated for best romance over at the silent tear awards :) Votes are very much appreciated :) Interview- The wonderful Vision of a Butterfly has interviewed me here Fandom Gives Back- I'm taking part in the FGB auction, as said above. Any bids are really appreciated- it's for a great cause. Bring Me To Life Awards- THWTLAL has been nominated for four awards here :) Again, votes are very much appreciated :) The Glove Awards- This is a new awards site that I agreed to post a link to- they're taking nominations so if you're itching to nominate a favourite, head over and do so now! :) Moonlight Studio's Lyrical Contest - she needs more entries! It's a one-shot contest so if you like writing one-shots and want to see how your writing stands against others, enter here! xXEternally DazzledxX’s Twific Contest – she also needs more entries! One-shot contest. Entries taken up to the 15th August so get writing quick! A Must Read List - Both THWTLAL is included in this list! Check it out - there are plenty of good reads posted there :) Rain Dancer Awards - This site needs nominations :) Feel free to go nominate any fics you deem worthy :) About me… In a sentence... I am a fun-loving, eighteen-year-old twi-hard. Yes, my name is Steph, and yes I am obsessed with All Human Twilight fanfictions. I have three brothers and I live with them and my parents and our lovely little dog somewhere in the South of England. I spell colour with a u and I don't like being told that it is wrong. I love to laugh, and smile, and giggle, and have fun. I don't like moping. You only get to live life once and I don't want to live it with a frown on my face and tears in my eyes. I love to write. Whenever I'm not writing, I'm thinking about what I could be writing- or about whatever's coming next in a story. Or sometimes ideas for a new story. It's like a kind of disorder- I can't seem to be able to help it. I'm as addicted to those little things called reviews as an alcoholic is to wine. They are my brand of heroin and I read every single one and cannot explain how much they mean to me. I talk too much. Feel free to send me a message :L I love peanut butter and cheese. And chocolate, of course. And that is about all I have to say at this moment in time. If you want to know more about me, then go to my website, where there is a list of random things about me. Some of them are interesting and kinda funny... others are just the definition of insanity. Now... please enjoy your browse of my profile or whatever else you’re doing reading this XD I’m very grateful to all of you for taking the time out of your busy schedules to read this and my fanfics :) Thanks guys Steph PLAGIARISM I hate plagiarism. Having had two of my fics plagiarised TWICE each now, I am really annoyed and totally prepared to deal with any sort of plagiarism. So if you like or respect me or my writing, you will not copy it. Or even if you just like or respect yourself, you won't do it because I'm not going to be nice anymore. I WILL NOT give warnings about reporting, I will just do it and your profile will get deleted. You have no idea how close I have come to giving up and taking down all of my stories because of this but I refuse to be knocked down because some people have no imagination and can't think up their own stories. Seriously, if you think you will be able to get away with plagiarising anything on this page, you are very wrong. Because I have the most amazing readers on the planet who will accept no imitations and tell me right away. I know this sounds paranoid but I'm sure that if you were in my place, you'd be very cautious as well. "An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate" Consider yourself warned. TRANSLATIONS I have done a lot of thinking about this ever since A Million More Mistakes was plagiarised, and I have decided that I will not let anyone translate any more of my fanfictions. Obviously, I will let those who have started to translate complete their translations but if you send me a PM requesting to translate one of my fanfictions, then I will simply not reply. I really regret having to do this because the number of non-English-speaking people that have sent me messages because they are enjoying the translations of The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson so much is absolutely astounding and honestly makes me so happy. But since both AMMM and THWTLAL have been plagiarised I have decided that having more than one copy of them in languages that I cannot fully understand leaves the stories at more risk of being plagiarised. If one of my stories was copied in another language then it is likely that I would never know about it as I don’t speak any other languages outside of school. So I am very sorry that it has come to this, but I feel that I don’t have much of a choice. Hopefully you can all understand where I’m coming from. BETA’ING I don't beta fics anymore because - in case you haven't noticed - I barely have enough time to update my own fics haha. I do, however, still beta for my wonderful friend Sian when she gets round to writing her awesome story :) However, if you are in need of a beta, I can redirect you to project team beta who are a large group of established writers and betas and do an excellent job with beta'ing fics in the Twilight fandom. You can find out more on their website. "Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!" bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore. i am a twilightaholic. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this. I don't obsess, I think intensely! People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella You have been diagnosed ATTENTION!! The stories published under this account are the sole property of Stephaniiie. They may not be copied, published or posted elsewhere. I do not claim to own the characters that I write about, only the actual story. A Million More Mistakes 2009 Stephaniiie/ The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson 2009 Stephaniiie/ Victim of a Teenage Nobody 2009 Stephaniiie/ Foundation of Memories 2010 Stephaniiie/ Playing the Part 2010 Stephaniiie and Lauraaaaa/ Flirting Lessons 2010 Stephaniiie/ Finger Prints 2010 Stephaniiie / The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon 2010 Stephaniiie / The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtake 2010 Stephaniiie / Extended Family (THWTLAL sequel) 2010 Stephaniiie / My Best Friend's Wedding 2010 Stephaniiie / The Dash In Between 2010 Stephaniiie / Standing Ovations and IOUs 2010 Stephaniiie | |||||||
1. The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtakes » reviewsAs the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 197 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 6-14-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete2. One Plus One » reviewsAU/AH. OOC. Bella's life becomes all kinds of interesting when she wakes one morning to discover that she and her friends have drunkenly won a date on ebay. A date with the womanising, flirty and – above all – married colleague she despises.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,057 - Reviews: 309 - Updated: 11-21-11 - Published: 4-26-11 - Bella & Edward3. Playing the Part » reviewsAU/ AH Collab. He's a famous actor and she's an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1219 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 1-4-10 - Bella & Edward4. La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè » reviewsBella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 12-17-10 - Published: 12-12-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Foundation of Memories » reviewsAU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 885 - Updated: 10-13-10 - Published: 2-28-10 - Bella & Edward6. The Dash In Between » reviews***HIATUS*** AU/AH/OOC Bella's a rebel, Edward's a control freak. Both have their reasons and are as messed up as each other, stumbling blindly through their lives. Sometimes, all we need is a push in the right direction...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,319 - Reviews: 331 - Updated: 9-25-10 - Published: 8-7-10 - Bella & Edward7. Standing Ovations and IOUs reviewsEntry for pic is worth 1000 words. One-shot. AU/AH Chart-topping rivals Bella and Edward find that they can put their 'hatred' to good use; sometimes the best things in life are unplanned. Dirty but not explicit. I suppose you could call it lemon rind..Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 8-16-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete8. Victim of a Teenage Nobody » reviewsAU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual referencesTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1544 - Updated: 8-14-10 - Published: 9-16-09 - Edward & Bella9. My Best Friend's Wedding reviewsEntry for Moonlight Stuido's Lyrical Contest. AU/AH/OOC/One-shot. It's been a year since Edward last saw his fiancée and best friend. A year of waiting for her to come back to him. And Edward's not about to let her go without crashing the wedding first...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 104 - Published: 7-13-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete10. The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson » reviewsAU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- 'marry' him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending 'eternity' with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15455 - Updated: 7-13-10 - Published: 6-23-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel » reviewsThe spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 322 - Updated: 7-2-10 - Published: 6-15-10 - Jane12. The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon reviewsThird place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 146 - Published: 5-3-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete13. Finger Prints reviews"She said that they'll always be right here with me." Caroline clasped her hand over her chest and smiled a little at me. "And Tyler's with you too, Ally, I know he is."" Ally & Caroline talk about Tyler. Set after the movie. One-shot.Remember Me - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-8-10 - Complete14. Flirting Lessons reviewsAU/AH One Shot. "His voice was low and husky and delicious. "You can spill coffee on me whenever you want." "I might take you up on that," I said. "But your flirting is outrageously terrible." "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&BellaTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 140 - Published: 2-14-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. A Million More Mistakes » reviewsAU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETETwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4216 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. Fighting Fate » reviewsAH Bella is about to enter a marriage she had no say in, though her heart belongs to the homeless stranger she has never spoken to. Edward has nothing and wants nothing except for the smile he receives from that brown-eyed girl that walks by everyday..ExBTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 7-26-09 - Bella & Edward17. Never Say Never reviewsAn accident leaves Bella paralysed and never able to walk again. AU. All Human. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 7-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete18. Edward Can't Read Your Mind reviewsTwilight lyric parody of the song "Things that go bump in the night" by the allstars. My friend and I were bored and we decided to do this. Ie- our feeble attempt at humour. If you like it, please review. It is all we ask. ThanksTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-26-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete19. Coma » reviewsBella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETETwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 388 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 2-13-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete20. Back to Forks » reviewsWhen the Cullens left in New Moon the wolves were too late to save Bella from Laruent and she's a vampire. What happens when she goes back to Forks High school with Jake and they aren't the only "new" kids? Better summary inside. HIATUSTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 1-19-0921. Forbidden Interference » reviewsEdward leaves Bella pregnant in New Moon. When Alice finds out, she interferes in the way only Alice can. Was telling Edward a good idea? Was interfering in the first place even worth the trouble? Please R&R! HIATUS.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 2-9-09 - Bella & Alice22. MSN » reviewsBasically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 1-5-0923. Hey Stephen reviewsSongfic for the song "Hey Stephen". Pure stabby fluff. Saying that reviews make me happy would be like saying Harry Potter was an ordinary boy LOL so PLEASE R&R! One shotPrimeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-19-09 - Abby M. & Stephen H. - Complete24. Resurrection » reviewsWhat would abby do if she had the chance to change things? What if you could bring people back from the dead? Spoilers for episode 7 series 2 and if you've seen it, you'll know who "people" are. stephen/ abby. nick/ jenny. mild language. NOW COMPLETE.Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,197 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 10-3-08 - Abby M. & Stephen H.25. MSN conversation » reviewsBasically an MSN conversation between Connor Abby, Cutter, Stephen and eventually Jenny. no spoilers. please review if you want more ok? Quite strong language in places... well... only in chapter 2 onwards but it's still there. just to warn you...Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 9-11-0826. Drawn reviewsBasically a conversation between Edward and Alice that may have happened if Alice had not left the cafeteria the day that Bella first arrived. I'm terrible at summaries. Please R&R as this is my first twilight fic!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-25-08 - Edward & Alice - Complete27. A While reviewsI've decided to do something I don't usually do and write a NICK/ JENNY fic so pls read and review. Basically drabble. No spoilers. Enjoy.Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-6-08 - Jenny L. & N. Cutter - Complete28. Fireworks reviewsOne shot based on Bonfire night. Purely Conby. No spoilers. Please read and review.Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-5-08 - Abby M. & Connor T. - Complete29. Abby's things to do reviewsOne-shot. Fluff. Abby lies in bed one morning going over the things she has to do that day. One thing she doesn't expect is waking up next to a certain someone...Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-0830. Scarred reviewsmore drabble. set series 1 episode 6 after Helen reveals her and stephen's affair... from stephen's point of view. stephen/abby.Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete31. Summery Sunday reviewsfluff that was floating about in my head. one shot.Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-08 - Complete32. Ghost reviewsabby always felt like stephen had never left... another one shot. abby/stephen fluff. potential spoiler for episode 7 series 2.Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-08 - Complete33. The Truth reviewsShort drabble- connor's thoughts when he thinks Abby is dead. Potential spoilers for episode 4 series 2. one shot. don't own primeval etc... connor/abby pairingsPrimeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-08 - Complete34. Leaving Him Always Hurt reviewsDrabble about the relationship Abby and Stephen never had... one shot. spoilers for episode 7 series 2. disclaimer- i do not own primeval or any charactors etc. abby/stephen fluffPrimeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-1-08 - Complete
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