Hi all!

I'm Jaz, and welcome to my profile.

Some things you should know about me:

First and foremost, I'm a Christian. I believe with all my heart that Jesus died on the cross for the sins of the world, and he will always be with those who accept him, and that he paved the way for us to talk to God and be with him when we die. If you have a problem with that, don't talk to me.

Secondly, I'm and Aussie and of the firm belief Aussie's are the best people in the world, and Americans the worst. (JK JK). I think God created people, then, seeing they weren't good enough, created Aussies. LOL!

I love fantasy and Sci-fi. Especially Lord of the Rings, STAR WARS, Harry Potter and Stargate. Don't cross me on any of these subjects. Or I will give you an earful (eyeful?) of it and flame your stories.

I also love roleplaying. Here is a message to all I roleplay with: Thanks for a great time. Here is a message for any godmodders: GET THE BEEP OUT OF HERE!

I love writing too. Obviously, or I wouldn't be here. And I always forget to put disclaimers on. So here is my disclaimer. It serves for all my stories:

Unfortunantly, I make no money from this. I write this only for my personal enjoyment and only characters you don't recognise are mine, no matter how awesome the others are and how much I want to claim them.

So there. Don't say I didn't say it.

I love copy and pastes. I have MILLIONS of them on this page. If you hate copy and pastes, read this then hide my bio. If you hate copy and pastes on other people's pages, but have no intentions making/copying them yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile. Thank you.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a self professed hatred for Neighbours, Home and Away, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things are addictive, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Ewan McGregor is totally hot, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever blurted something totally random out at the worst times, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like genecide, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know you are totally crazy, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever called you a bitch, and you've laughed because you knew way before them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh no, now they all know my secret!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan,x Hana Solo

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can type "Please update soon!" or any variation of that in your sleep, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a proud defender of EU, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can recite the Jedi Code by memory copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6 (i dont realize i do this), Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo (childs play, ive spent like 10hours in front of it at times)

If you believe that no matter what someone has done, nobody ever deserves to be sworn at, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi Aximilli2, Hana Solo

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallopatorius, Maethorwen of Atlantis, Aximilli2, Hana Solo

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone thinks you're crazy/is scared of you from it, paste this on your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone to sleep one way and woken up the oppisite way Copy & Paste this into your profile

If you've found something crazy in your schoolbag one time, and don't remember even putting it in copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever started one of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your schoolbag has ever weighed a tonne without been particularly full, copy and paste this into your profile

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes logon but never read a single fic because you're too busy copying and pasting these things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your E-mail inbox has nothing but E-mails from ffn or some other fanfic website, like tfn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have good friends who are guys, and get totally pissed off at anyone who teases you about having a boyfriend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can recite the Jedi Code by memory copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6 (i dont realize i do this), Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend most of your night on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate wild goose chases, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social almost all the time copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are dead copy and paste this to your profile.

If you LOVE cats more than dogs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a proud defender of EU, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can type "Please update soon!" or any variation of that in your sleep, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both!)

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at the others.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your pofile if you like to reverse things.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone thinks you're crazy/is scared of you from it, paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have so many of these that you end up posting three of the same one, check to see if this is here already and then paste it into your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout "Your mum!" at some random time in your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If there are times you DO just annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run though by a lightsabre, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to run them through with a lightsabre, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh no, now they all know my secret!)

If you delight in updates from the author whose profile you got this from, copy it into your profile and put their name at the end. (HaChosenOne) Hana Solo

If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you can spend hours making new copy-pastes, copy this into your profile.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you are the type of idiot who burns themselves so badly they spend the next few hours with ice on the burn simply because you didn't check to see if the plate was hot before taking it out of the microwave, copy this to your profile and add your pen name to the end. Darth KenObi-Wan!, Hana Solo

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone to sleep one way and woken up the oppisite way Copy & Paste this into your profile

If you've found something crazy in your locker one time, and don't remember even putting it in copy and paste this in your profile

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever started one of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've lived in the same town your entire life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever fallen out of a butterfly chair, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes logon but never read a single fic because you're too busy copying and pasting these things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your E-mail inbox has nothing but E-mails from ffn or some other fanfic website, like tfn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you copy and paste these things to your profile, even though it may not apply to you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have accumulated more than 11 pages in a word document of these things, copy and paste this into your profile (just approximate, no need to check, if you have about as many as I do, then you do)

If you keep meaning to change your avatar, but are so engrossed in collecting these things that you keep forgetting, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile.

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to Hogwarts.

If you come up with some strange lines that make your friends laugh (or stare at you, causing an awkward silence) paste this into your profile.

If you ever feel the need to kick your feet up on the desk and rest your hands behind your head in class, paste this into your profile. (doin it right now!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you can recite the Sith Code by heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~TonyV.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you strongly believe that you are going to Hogwarts, just your letter is a bit delayed, paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile

If people question your sanity daily, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile

If you hate rap, copy this into your profile

If you hate hip hop, copy this into your profile

If you think that girls are BETTER than boys, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have OCHPD (Obsessive Compulsive Harry Potter Disorder) copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's character, Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is when your friend says OMC! excessively, just because with no reason. Crazy is when you laugh hysterically when your sister has hit you so hard with a lightsabre on the back on the knee and you're curled in the fetal position on the ground, tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then get up and keep fighting for 20 minutes. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.

I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- OH Right...

So let me get this straight. FORKS is a real town but JASPER CULLEN is a fictional character. Why can't it be the other way around??

Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for jasper.

Do that again and ill give you a paper cut in front of Jasper

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to end, it's about learning to dance in the rain

Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for smoking wizard weed.

Ronald Weasley was sent to Azkaban for FUI- Flying under the Influence.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~TonyV.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

~Things~To~Consider~

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

If you want wings and powers (I hope you do) copy and paste this to your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace/Facebook/Twitter is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Okay People

Almost every girl in the 13-17 age range absolutely loves Edward Cullen, and almost every girl wants an Edward Cullen of her own. So for all you guys out there...

How To Be An Edward Cullen

1. Wear Sparkly Body Lotion.

2. Dye Your Hair Strange Colours In The Following Shades Of Brown, Bronze & Gold.

3. Gel It In A Strange Form, With Random Bits & Pieces Sticking Out Everywhere.

4. Buy Gold, Amber, Dark Brown, Emerald, Topaz & Black Contact Lenses & Change It Regularly.

5. Stalk The Girl You Like.

6. Climb Up Her Bedroom Window(Don't Forget To Bring Oil, Just Incase It Jams) While She Sleeps.

7. Get A Perverted Satisfaction If/When She Says Your Name In Her Sleep.

8. Have Strange Mood Swings (Or Be Bipolar whichever is easier for you)

9. Be Impossibly Protective Of Her.

10. Tell Her You're A Killer, But You Can't Stay Away From Her.

11. Tell Her She Is Like An Illegal SubstanceTo You, Preferrably Something Like Heroin, Which Dulls The SensesAnd Intoxicates The BodyWith Poison. (She'll Love That)

12. Make Her Faint When You Kiss Her.

13. Look At Her In A Way She Gets Temporary Amnesia.

14. Drive Like A Maniac.

15. Dump Her. (It's For The Best) Then Go Commit Suicide Whenever She Tries To Do Any Recreational Sports (God Forbid She Play Ping Pong)

So, If Whenever You See A Team Edward T-Shirt, An I Like Boys Who Sparkle, Or An I Kissed A Vampire & I Liked It T-Shirt, Or Even A Forget Princess, I Want To Be A Vampire T-Shirt, And Wanted ToSet It On Fire, Dance On Its Ashes, Then Blow It All Away Into The Skies. Join The Stalker Vampires ARE CreepyGroup, Copy & Paste This Into Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. dusk3ttex01, ImaginativeRainbowPenguin

You Know You're an Author When:

1. You talk to yourself

2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes

3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.

4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!

5. You have read a 250+page book in less than a day

6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)

6. Your writing teacher hated you.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobel

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." -someone

"Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" -someone

"When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" -someone

"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers." -someone

"I've never seen someone so prone to life-threatning idiocy-" Alice Cullen

"Sarah Palin wants to shoot Jacob Black." -Delora

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." -someone

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice." -someone

"I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower." -someone

~Facts~Of~Life~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

.:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:.

.:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:.

.:I'm quiet in school because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:.

.:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:.

.:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination."

╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been Pinned
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║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on
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A List of Stereotypes

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean

I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian

I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong!

Some cute sayings:

Sometimes I wonder why that frisbee's getting bigger... then it hits me

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn, we messed up"

While you read this:

Someone has died

Someone has been born

Someone is smiling

Someone is crying

Someone is celebrating

Someone is grieving

Someone is working

Someone is in jail

Somone is on a mission

Someone is in hospital

Someone has just got out

And you're just sitting in front of your computer.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it,
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?