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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Lion King. I can no longer promise whether I will or will not update my stories anymore. My new policy is that I will write, period. I refuse to delete any more fics, even if I won't update them anymore. I don't like deleting fanfiction for the following reasons: 1. It shows how my writing has gotten better to myself and to my audience. 2. Even if it stunk to high heaven, there is a chance someone in the universe liked it enough to read a "dead" story when they're in the mood. 3. The more fanfiction I have out there, the more likely someone will review something. I know reason #3 is a fluke, but it works better than promising internet cookies, right? Don't expect anything from me. I could be writing fanfiction for Disney movies, Artemis Fowl, or Wii Sports (okay, I don't even think there is a fandom for Wii Sports. Even if there was, what would people write?). I could update things that have been sitting around spamming for a year. I could write a oneshot. One day, you might wake up and find that I've written some ten to twenty chapters in my Book of Randomness (I'm dead serious, I have a notebook in which I write fanfiction with Book of Randomness on scribbled on it) and posted a complete story online. To quote Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, "The best prize is a surprise." So that's it. Read, enjoy, have fun, and a couple of reviews would be nice. That's all I have to say. I'm serious. No, there aren't any long lists of surveys I've wasted time copying and pasting, extensive lists of my favorite books and movies, links, favorite websites, what my cat ate for lunch, or any other kind of spam. So stop reading now. Seriously. Stop. Now. | |||||||||
1. Mortal's Fear » reviewsA mortal girl, able to see through the Mist, tries to protect her adopted brother on the perilous journey to Camp Half-Blood. Will fear of losing her brother stand in the way of a new quest?Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 9-24-082. The Worst Thing about Your Parents Being Vampires reviewsRenesmee gets her period. Who guides her through this important event when her mother can't?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-19-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Leah - Complete3. The Lion King One and Three Quarters reviewsTakes place about an hour after The Lion King 1 1/2. Simba unleashes his wrath on Timon and Pumbaa after they nearly subject Kiara to some dirty lion dancing. Oneshot.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-09 - Simba & Timon - Complete4. Meet John reviewsA good laugh about post-LO Camp Half-Blood from the point of view of an aspiring hero. He's, well, let's face it, an idiot. Take pity on him. Warning: spoiler for Mortal's Fear.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-095. Demigods' Schoolwork reviewsUnder reconstruction! This is just reconstitution, no new stuff. See my profile for details.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-096. Percy's Nightmare reviewsPercy in English class. Takes place between The Truth behind the Lobster Tank and The Sword of Hades. Oneshot.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-25-09 - Percy J. & Rachel D. - Complete7. Loser Lawsuit reviewsRick Riordan gets sued by the owners of Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium and C.C.'s Spa and Resort! Rated T for adult themes.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-16-09 - Complete8. Vampire Cracks » reviewsBella finds her awesome new gift as a vampire and finds out something that makes her go back to Forks. It's filled with pure lunacy and things you shouldn't read if you're not crazy and/or an a sugar rush. It's much more funny to read out loud.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 7-25-08 - Bella & Edward9. The Truth behind the Lobster Tank reviewsPercy finally tells Paul about his mythological adventures. Also a Thanksgiving celebration oneshot. Please R&R.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-16-08 - Percy J. - Complete10. A MidTwilight Nightmare » reviewsCarlisle was messing around with werewolf - sorry, shapeshifter - DNA and has found out something more powerful than an atomic bomb. What happens when it falls into Jasper and Emmett's hands?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 9-20-08
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