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To describe me, myself, and I, I am the world's craziest teenager who lives for fun and annoying people!! My hobbies include poking people, writing fanfiction, and yelling. LOTS OF YELLING!! I also am a forumer (Naruto, Pokemon, and Hunger Games), and my characters spice up everything!!

My friends on Fanfiction are

Shizuka Taiyou, for without her, I would have no forum to RP on.

Helleos, for without him, this site would be boring and I would have no one to RP with.

blonde.mindblower, for welcoming me to the site two years ago.

Blue Moon-Hime, because without her, there would be less SasuHina fans.

... That's generally it. It's easier to list my friends than my enemies.

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Mah fav songs:

1. Domino - Jessie J

2. The One That Got Away - Katy Perry

3. I'm Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

4. Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

5. In the Dark - Dev

6. Last Friday Night - Katy Perry

7. California Gurls - Katy Perry

8. TiK ToK - Kesha

9. E.T - Katy Perry

10. Dancing With Tears in my Eyes - Kesha

Famous and Not-Yet-Famous Quotes:

"See? This is why I hate people."- Me

"I'm cursed, I tell you. I have the body of a blonde and the brains of a brunette. How the hell does some one breed that?"- Karly

"I hate you Karly."- Jerry

"I don't want food, I just wanna go already!! I'm only 12; I AIN'T GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS!!"- Baron

"What'd you say, punk?" - Karoline

"Oh yes, I'm aware you find me studlike." -Karlos

"EEP!!"- Dylia

"Hmph."- Kendall

"Just because I'm wearing Kiba's jacket doesn't mean that I like him." - Klicer

"Well... I'm not sure how I'm gonna help." - Soneshi

"What? Oh please, give me a break. There's no way that's happening." - Minda

"I don't know, I was trying to find weirdoes, and that's what you are." - Emelia

"There's no specific place that I come up with stuff. I just do."- Me

"Wait... you're serious?" - Sky

"Hi!!" - Madeline

"There are times to have fun, and there are times to be serious. This is a serious time." - Joseph

"Hey, you can't change me." - Brandon

"I hate that kid. Everytime he talks to me, he brings me a little closer to mental insanity..."- Me

"That is NOT funny!!" - Mikki

"I'm putting a new word into the dictionary: Doink." - Keri

"Cow..." - Keri

"When I move out, I'm getting my belly button pierced." - Nicole

"Soon... the world shall be MIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!" - Jacob

"Imply nothing; forget everything." - ???

Some wonderfully wonderful random things I'm going to make famous by saying one day:

"Would people look at you weird if you sang Airplanes in an airplane?"

"Something about you makes me wanna beat you with a bat."

"When I first learned what Guano was, I stopped watching Kappa Mikey."

"I wonder about the weirdest things. Am I crazy or insane is one of them..."

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Randomly Funny Conversations from my Irresponsible Science Class :

Lydia: Well, don't complain. It was for a good cause, right?

Mallory: To walk in a circle following Taban is not a good cause.

Lydia: Well, were there any cute guys there?

Mallory: No. The only straight ones were from our school.

Me: Who is that stupid kid out there yelling? Some one should shut him up.

Lydia: I'll tell him to shut up. I'll throw a rock at him. Wait... where's something? I need something.

Mallory: When is the test?

Teacher: Thursday.

Lydia: Why? Are you sick?

Mallory: Yeah, I'm scheduled to be sick.

Mariah: I can't do this!

Teacher: You just have to estimate.

Mariah: I can't estimate cause I don't wanna estimate and I don't need to know this crap!!

Me: Hey it. Hey it. Hey it.

Mariah: Okay I'm tired of Trever over here.

Me: Trevor, you're not that smart.

Trevor: No, I'm actually very smart. I'm gonna be the next Albert Einstien.

Me: Oh really?

Trevor: Yeah, I'm gonna invent the... the... Portable Super P-Thingy.

Me: You know, they made something with those initails.

Mallory: My pants are really big.

Mariah: Well now, that tells you something, doesn't it?

Mallory: Yeah, I need new pants.

Mariah: I just wrote "rate" with a "w".

Me: What ever happened to me being the no-so-bright one and you being the smart one?

Ryan: There's another new kid in the 6th Grade.

Me: God, why do we have so many new kids? This school is like the America of School Districts: All these freaking people keep coming into it.

Ryan: Heh heh... Yeah, that makes sense.

Teacher: I know this bellwork is bizzare, but how exactly do you think you will die?

Mallory: I'm gonna be in an avalanche when I die.

Trevor: That's so weird. Why would you think about how you're gonna die?

Mallory: Cause it's fun.

Carli: When I die, I wanna look good.

Lydia: Guess what? I'm gonna be frozen in Jello when I die. And I'm gonna get a spray tan before it happens.

Me: You guys are weird.

Teacher: --and so, in a sense, if they get the correct technology, it may be possible it ressurect a Wooly Mammoth from a gigantic ice cube.

Mallory: That'd be so cool!

Serena: Wouldn't it be weird to see a Wolly Mammoth walking up the steeet? I'd run for the hills.

Mallory: Hey, Teacher, do you wanna fly to Hawaii with me and Carli when we get our superpowers?

Teacher: No...

Mariah: I found a dead bunny under a log and I threw it.

Me: Why?

Mariah: It was dead, it looked like a frisbee, okay?!

(The following Quote was said, during the third day of recording quotes, but I do not remember the conversation)

Mallory: Like on Scooby-Doo with Bigfoot.

Mallory: So, like, if they were putting down concrete on the sidewalk, you could stick your face in it and leave an imprint?

Teacher: Um... Yeah.

Me: Why would anyone wanna see your face in concrete?

We were drawing pictures on the board. It was our homework. Lydia was drawing a picture for "fossil".

Mallory: That fish has a square butt.

Me: So, there are minature fossils in ALL rocks?

Teacher: Correct.

Mariah: You know, all my life I've been scared of rocks because my uncle tells me that they're made of animal poop.

Teacher: Well, in a sense, he is right.

Teacher: That is a fossil of a birdfoot.

Mariah: A what?

Me: You know, one of those flying feathery things? The foot of that.

Lydia: You did NOT just draw fishies on the board.

Mallory: What?!

Mallory: Myrtle told me that she didn't eat her breakfast.

Teacher: Oh yeah, and why is that?

Mallory: Because you told her that it was made of racoon hair.

We were still drawing pictures on the board. The word was "cast". Mariah drew a picture of a girl wearing a cast on her arm.

Mallory: How does an arm cast remind you of a preserved foot fossil?

Mariah: I don't know, it just does!!

Still on picture drawing. I don't remember what the word was, but Mikala drew a stick figure on the board.

Carli: Mikala, why does your stick thingy have three arms?

I honestly don't remember what was even going on. All I know is, I heard this.

Madison: It wasn't my fault! She drew the waterfall!

There was a huge batch of quotes for our dinosaur movie.

Mikala: Move your head Trevor!!

After that, we began the movie. To start, a bad-looking dinosaur comes on the screen.

Lydia: Mariah, you're on TV!!

Me: Holy crap! You're a movie star!

Then there was a scene where two dinosaurs were fighting.

Lydia: Survival of the Fittest, baby.

I don't know what happened next, because I was busy doing something else, but I heard this.

Mariah: Aww, poor dinosaur... EW!

Trevor: This is starting to creep me out.

Then another bad-looking dino came on.

Trevor: Yeah, Mallory fits right in.

Mallory: Shut up!

Right around there, we paused and had a discussion on something. But I do remember this.

Mallory: So, if we breed an elephant and a giraffe, can we have dinosaurs again?

Teacher: No.

Mikala: How would they breed anyway?

We resumed the video. Something happened, but I missed it. I only heard this.

Mariah: I love those things-- EW!

This was the last comment of the video area.

Mariah: Let's watch Jesus!

I'm not totally sure what the topic was, but I did nab a funny comment.

Mariah: Sewerpots?

We were having a discussion on fossil resserection. Somewhere it lead to something about dinosaurs and how the directors of Jurassic Park claimed that the dinosaurs were made by extracting the DNA of a prehistoric bug that was frozen in amber. Somehow, this came up.

Mariah: That'd be so cool, see a dinosaur walking up the street.

Lydia: It'd eat us for desert.

The teacher said something about a mold, and I guess I need a hearing aid.

Me: Did you just say that was a mole?

I'm still not sure where I got these.

Mallory: You act like I read that paper.

Mallory: I peed myself over the weekend.

We were taking down notes. I love this.

Teacher: Coprolites are preserved feces of prehistoric animals.

Mariah: If I can't spell feces, can I just put crap?

Teacher: Um, sure...

Me: So, if it's preserved waste from prehistoric people, does that mean that if an animal from today leaves behind waste and it gets preserved, people in the future will find it and call it a coprolite.

Teacher: I... guess you're right...

We were all just coming into class, talking about our weekend. When I asked Mikala about her weekend, she replied with this.

Mikala: I took my dog to the vet and I found out that my mom was gonna name me Tequila.

Me: So your mom was planning to name you after an alcoholic drink?

Mikala: Pretty much.

This was from our bellwork time. This makes me scared to think that some of these people will end up somewhere in our society.

Mariah: How do you spell "Science?"

Teacher: S-C-I-E-N-C-E.

Me: Mariah, does your brain work anymore?

Trevor: Hey, does anyone have a knife?

Mallory: Why, you gonna shank yourself?

Trevor: ... Maybe...

Still on the dinosaur unit, we were talking about the era where dinosaurs roamed the earth. We got into a discussion about pteredycals (sp?), and then Lydia asked this.

Lydia: Did birds evolve from flying dinosaurs?

Teacher: No, but scientists do believe that they are distant relatives of each other.

Mariah: So that mean when I see a bird I can shout, "Hey, look, it's a flying dinosaur!"

Me: Yeah, but people would look at you like you need to be in a mental institution.

During our bellwork the next day, we heard a snap and we all looked at Mallory, who had yelped in pain.

Me: What's wrong?

Mallory: My pencil broke in my finger.

Lydia: And how did that happen?

Mallory: I don't know!

Teacher: Just go wash it out in the sink.

Bad idea. A few minutes later we heard her scream,

Mallory: IT BURNS! I THINK IT WENT IN DEEPER!

Sigh. I guess it's another one of those days.

We finally left the dinosaur unit, and went on to the Earth unit. We were talking about how land builds up and covers a lot of stuff, and how there were underground volcanoes. Right then, I decided to show off my knowledge of the Earth.

Me: So that means at some random point in the future a volcano will erupt beneath us, spew magma everywhere, and kill us all?

Teacher: ...?

Yeah, I wouldn't blame him. I don't even know the answer to that.

I guess the teacher decided to give us a small review on dinosaurs before we went to the next chapter. We went overthe eras again and all the creatures that lived there. I guess Lydia thought this question would help us get the info in our head.

Lydia: If there were dinosaurs here, would we be able to survive?

Teacher: Probably not.

Stacey: Would they live in zoos?

Preston: Yeah, good luck holding back a T-Rex with small chains.

Me: Yeah, that'd be funny. You're just sitting in class when a T-Rex barrels through and kills us all.

Lydia: You're so pessimistic.

(Current Amount of Science Class Quotes Fans: 1)

Some Amazing Photos that I think represent the Hunger Games Cast Perfectly:

Foxface: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8200000/Fox-Face-the-hunger-game-trilogy-8235572-600-817.jpg

Katniss: http://i49.tinypic.com/1z6urb.jpg

Peeta: http://www.hungergamestrilogy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Alex-as-Peeta1.jpg

Clove: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gBZVTkG_TWc/TLTlV2XUmRI/AAAAAAAAFV0/ez8MJLnq9fI/s400/imagesCAWHN3YF.jpg

Cato: http://www.icelebsdb.com/CelebImages/6/51785/Images/Image_2.jpg

Rue: http://jabberjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/allaboutyara.jpg

Thresh: http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/08/37/160x120_merlin_generics_arthur_1.jpg

Haymitch: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4mW9i4RFgpQ/SenZpZiantI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/vnVU5wtiLqg/s400/Darren.jpg

Effie: http://13districts.webs.com/hg15.jpg

Madge: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GNC_wCcFjRs/TKE_JLbpJLI/AAAAAAAAArA/FAToCcP5nTw/s1600/Alyson-Stoner-Camp-Rock-2-yellow-top.jpg

Glimmer: http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq30/ShinyVolvoDriver/Glimmer-EmmaDegerstedt.jpg

Cinna: http://www.hungergamestrilogy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Jude-Law-jude-law-79459_1024_7681.jpg

Portia: http://oi33.tinypic.com/6tk9so.jpg

Gale: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6eo9ljdW01qb7z1ko1_500.jpg

Write down 12 different Hunger Games Characters

1. Foxface

2. Glimmer

3. Clove

4. Rue

5. Cato

6. Katniss

7. Portia

8. Prim

9. Plutarch

10. Mags

11. Venia

12. Octiavia

1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Katniss/Venia? It would have to be a friendship fic.

2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Rue? Eh, she's okay. A little young though.

3.) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Prim and Octavia? Awkward...

4.) Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

No.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Glimmer/Katniss? No...

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Cato/Plutarch or Cato/Mags... Neither.

7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Portia walking in on Glimmer and Prim kissing... She would make an interesting outfit for that scene.

8.) Make up a summary on a three/ten fanfic.

Clove/Mags? "What would Clove say to Mags if she ever met here?"

9.) Is there anything as a one/eight fluff?

Foxface/Prim? Highly doubt it..

10.) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic.

Portia/Octavia? Easy. "Feelings" Portia finds Octavia weeping about Katniss going into the Quater Quell. She has to calm her down to help her keep it together.

11.) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Clove? Probably not.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list draw/write eleven?

No idea.

13.) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Glimmer/Rue/Cato? Um, no.

14.) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Mags: FINNICK!

15.) If you wrote a songfic about eight, which song would you choose?

Prim? Um... Let Go?

16.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would be the warning?

Foxface/Katniss/Octavia. WARNING: UBER CRACKFIC!

17.) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Mags? I don't know, she doesn't really say much.

18.) One and eight are in a happy relationship when five runs off with nine. After eight dumps one for two, six gets upset and retaliates by dating twelve. Alone and broken hearted, one travels in search of a friend. Finally, one meets four and seven. The three loners meet ten, who tells each of them to look for love. Four finds three, seven gets eleven, but now one is stuck in a never ending love triangle with six and twelve!

Foxface and Prim are in a happy relationship when Plutarch runs off with Cato. After Prim dumps Foxface for Glimmer, Katniss gets upset and retaliates by dating Octavia. Alone and broken hearted, Foxface travels in search of a friend. Finally, Foxface meets Rue and Portia. The three loners meet Mags, who tells each of them to look for love. Rue finds Clove and Portia gets Venia, but now Foxface is in a never ending love triangle with Katniss and Octavia!

19.) What would be a good title for this?

Mostly Girls and Some Guys

20.) What would the genre(s) be?

Stupid

21.) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Glimmer? Hm, better bring a dictonary for her.