Today's M&M Special: Japanese Girlfriend Chorus Lyrics

Hey hey anoko
wa imaichi
Ne ne atara
Shii koi shiyoh
Hey hey atashi
No teki ja nai

Hey hey atashi
Niwa waketteru
No way no way
Himistu ja nai
Hey hey atashi
Yamete ageru

Name: Okay, since you can't find me by nothing but my last name, here's a hint to my first name. It starts with a T. Whoever figures out what myname is get's a free story in the following catagories: Naruto, Spongebob, Total Drama Island, or Chowder.

Gender: GAH!! Okay, to clear this up, I'm not a girl, got it!!

Age: ... Okay, it doesn't matter. Here's another hint to my age. I am in between 10 and 20. Same prize as before

Likes: Video games, monkeys, Spongebob, Naruto, mac 'n cheese, and SPORKS!!

Times I was close to losing my life: Mom's car almost off edge

Dislikes:

SPORTS- They're deathtraps

Bullies- They do nothign but cause harm for attention

Certain people at my school- Their names are Julia Hyden and Keri Colsten

Is creeped out by: Yuri- Ever seen a girl reach for another girls anatomy? Then don't go into a place with a purple sock on the door... #_#

Friends: J.H, T.F, T.O, S.H

Personality: I'm the loud type. Some people find me partially annoying.I like to take charge, and I love forum-posting. I'm good at writing stories, and don't make friends so easily. My insane obsession with video games and monkeys sets me apart from the in-crowd, which works perfect with me, cause I like to do things myself an I like being an outcast. Because of my choice of life, I am insulted severely at school. Sometimes I even get hit. I ride a bus where I sit far back. I sit in Seat 12 in front of two girls named Kelly and Erika. Erika hates my guts, while Kelly is a little nicer.

Fan of: Sakura

When I'm at home: I play video games and play on the Internet. I also watch a lot of TV.

Internet Friend: My only friends here on Fanfiction are blonde.mindblower, BlueMoon-Hime, Minty Goodness, Ten ways to spoil dinner, Dreamer-by-Day, Kingzutara, Howlingwulf, dreamer789, Raui the master of Smash Bros, crazyfoxdemon, and Bottom Feeder.

I'm a pretty good tracer, so if you want a picture traced send me the link and I can do it for you. Check out my current four drawings here: monkeyman2092.deviantart.com

1-Sakura

2-Naruto

3-Suigetsu

4-Shikamaru

5-Shino

6-Anko

7-Kakashi

8-Choji

9-Neji

10-Tenten

11-Hinata

12-Orochimaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm not gay

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

OH heck, that'd be gold!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes. I made one.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

ShinoNeji isn't working. ShinoTenten I think.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Omigod that would be a great humor fic!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Sakura got bored with Sasuke, and Ino is with Shikamaru and Hinata doesn't notice him. Tenten is Sasuke's last hope for love.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

That could work

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Boys in Love

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I've seen it: Shikamaru is in love with Sakura

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

IDK.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

IDK.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I know Minty Goodness would do that.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"NEJI!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hot N Cold

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Read at own risk.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Even a fox boy can fall in love with a weapon mistress

monkey's fav songs:

1. Best Days of your Life - Kellie Pickler

2. My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson

3. Sugar - Flo Rida ft. Wynter

4. Waking Up in Vegas - Katy Perry

5. Raining Sunshine - Miranda Cosgrove

6. 1980 - Rehab

7. It's Okay, It's All right - Ashley Tisdale

8. Please Don't Leave Me - Pink

9. So What - Pink

10. Never Again - Kelly Clarkson

Phrases I live by: "Insult a Video-gamer and bad things happen" ; "There's never a reason to insult some one" ; "People can be themselves. Don't mock them for it!!" ; "Be nice or Karma"

Funny phrases and sentences:

"Is Jake trapped?" "Like a monkey in a box." "...Why would a monkey be in a box?"- Icarly

"Well excuse me for living!!"- Owen

And then... Ino and Lee fell through the roof on the bed. Sasuke and Hinata were in the "almost kissing" freeze-frame. They looked at them with big, shocked eyes. "Sorry!!" Ino said- Snow Love, Version 2

"Yeah, if the headmaster likes her." "Well who doesn't like Carly?" "That's the problem, whiz-pants!!"- ICarly

"You're scraping the fur off my-" BONK - Mittens

"Now I'm concerned on a number of levels..." Mittens

Story Ad: "Read Snow Love version 2"

monkey's fav pairings and why:

SakuNeji- OMG!! This is such a good couple!! C'mon, we can all see it!! 414 is a while away from 500, Kishi can fit SakuNeji in there somewhere

NejiIno- Now this is a great couple. Ino is spunky and Neji is smooth. There has to be some way for them to be together

ShikaSaku- This is pretty good too. I read a fic about it, and I was addicted instantly

SasuHina- BlueMoon-Hime read my story that had SasuHina, and he loved it. And it is pretty cool.

ChojiIno- I've seen this, and it's pretty good.

monkey's hated pairings (at the top I hate the most)

SasuSaku- I do not see this!! Sakura and Sasuke cannot fit together at all. Sasuke is like IDC to her

ShikaTen- They have nothing in common

SasuTen: I don't think Tenten should have some one like Sasuke

SasuIno: Not really the best. No girl cept Hinata should have Sasuke

monkey's crack pairings (careful)

SakuJugg- This makes no sense

LeeTayu- It's kinda neat, but definatly crack

OroSui- Yaoi is wrong, but this is funny!!

InoSako- They've never met. Though I have to say they look kinda like bro and sis

KariSasu- This is so weird, it HAS to be under crack

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

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Tihs was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of people are obsessed with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, aerisphoenix, ArtemisBlack555, SeyoukaiStar, kuniehappy12, monkeyman2092,

90 percent of people play sports. If you're part of the 10 percent that doesn't or plays videogames, copy this into your profile and add you name to the list: monkeyman2092

If you think Video gamers should not be insulted for video-gaming, put this into your profile.

If you think monkeys are cool, put this in your profile.

50 percent of boys are interested in girls. If you are guy and are not interested in girls, put this in your profile

If you aren't social (means you don't make friends eaisly), put this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Re-post if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you think you copy and paste too many things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sakura rocks, put this in your profile

If you think Sasuke should be called Sasgay, put this in your profile

If you've ever met me, put this in your profile

If you read everything above without skipping a single line, put this in your profile

If you've ever choked on your own saliva, put this in your profile

Sakura rocks!! Here's her page on Wikipedia: Sakura

A poem of Cherry Blossom (Please note that not all poems ryhme)

A single cherry blossom, falling from the tree
Floating down and swirling, landing on top of me.
But they are abused, and very hated
I don't see how, cause of their beauty.

I never judged a book by its cover,
but I'm not a Cherry Blossom lover
I likes the way it twirls,
spins, and hovers

So tell me something, my tiny Chinese friend!!
Why would you bring Cherry Blossoms to a very horrible end?

Stop with the destruction of Cherry Blossom trees!!

If you don't know me, you think of me as the healthy, sport-loving, videogame-hating, flirtatious guy who is popular and loves life and is gonna become a rich baseball player.

If you know me, you think of me as the lazy, unhealthy, sport-hating, videogame-loving, computer-obsessed, life-hating, burping dude who does not want to date girls and hates life because it hates me who is also going to become either an author, a game designer (programmer), who also loves FF.NET