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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. Hello residents of this world and those beyond! Wow, I keep rewriting my profile... Well, I have brown hair, green eyes, a nose, and a mouth. I also happen to be female, in case you're wondering. What else do you want to know? I really can't think of anything even vaguely interesting to say. I'm in eighth grade, I like pudding, I have an exstensive collection of books, and a youtube account with my friend Hailey. I'm on the computer a lot of the time, mainly because I almost never have anything else to do. Plus, I suck at volleyball. And that's pretty much it about me. OH NO wait I forgot something IMPORTANT!! My favorite number is 89. Favorite Pairings: Twilight: Just for the record, I hate Twilight, though I do enjoy writing Twilight fanfiction because it's fun to screw with the characters. I also like to read Twilight fanfiction, because I have read some things that are much better than the actual books. I don't really like the main pairings in the book, which is why I ship Alec/Bella, because that would be so awesome, Edward/Tanya, because I think Tanya needs a little happiness, Alice/Jacob (The midget with the werewolf;wouldn't that be something to see!), Emmett/Jasper, for the lulz, Carlisle/Didyme, just because, Esme/Marcus, just because, and Seth/Jane, also for the lulz. Oh yeah, and I like Rosalie/Edward, just because they should be together. Harry Potter: I like almost all the canon pairings here, the exception being Neville/Luna, because they rock. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Again, almost all the canon pairings, except for Nico/Rachel. Artemis Fowl: I am an A/H fan, but only if it's kept at a minimum, as in The Time Paradox or less. I'd prefer it if the story didn't have any pairings at all though. Coraline: Just so you know, I DON'T LIKE CORALINE/WYBIE. They are friends, people. Plus, They. Are. ELEVEN. I mean, if it's a cute little realistic I-kind've-like-you relationship, that's fine. But please, I don't think eleven year old relationships go beyond handholding and hugging and stuff. I've read some things we're Coraline and Wybie just randomly start proclaiming their love and making out. Maybe I'm immature, but...ew. Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy: Arthur/Trillian. 'nuff said. Young Wizard's series: Kit/Nita. They rock. They are just awesome together. I like Dairine/Roushaun too, but not as much as Kit/Nita. That's about it. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. P: Something loose in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. P: Number 3 engine missing. P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!) P: Target radar hums. P: Mouse in cockpit. And the best one for last... P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Best stories I have ever read: These are the best fanfictions I have ever encountered on this site. It doesn't matter what fandom it came from, what ship it is, or whether it is a oneshot or a full story. These are all amazing fanfics I have read, from different categories. A Broken Soul by Pied Flycatcher reviews What exactly is the nature of a soul? And when Lord Voldemort so willingly split his own soul in half, what damage did he do to himself? Oneshot. A Conversation With Death by hopelily reviews Death is a fickle thing. Or rather, a fickle person. And she LOVES to play games. Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH. Falling Angels: The Sway of Night » by BlackWidowPretty reviews A long-thought destroyed plague is showing up again, after almost 19 centuries. It is only present in one person, and that one person has no choice but to submit to it's power. It seems to have evolved. Or did it just never show its full power? H/A maybe. Lost in Memories by blueholly reviews Like an alternate ending to the third. Through a faulty mindwipe , Holly gets lost in Artemis's memories... slightly pointless, but fun... and wierd. Oneshot? Persephone's Crown » by The Creatress reviews Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes. The Luck of the Irish » by silverfingers reviews Fic begun before TOD. Artemis is puzzled. Why does he have these odd memories? Is Butler's new protege really insane? Why should he care if his parents name his baby sister Holly? And the biggest question of all: what does Jon Spiro have against him? The Truth About Santa by ArtysSexKitten reviews Mrs Fowl forces five year old Artemis into having his picture taken with Santa Clause, Artemis is of course repulsed by the idea, he doesn't believe in Santa after all. However, the Mall Santa changes that. Yoshi by The Humble Mosquito reviews Butler faces his toughest test from Madame Ko. It will challange far more than just his physical ability, it will attack his very morals and ethical instincts. Oneshot. 12LH Darren's Last Chance » by Maniacinthemaking reviews Twilight/Cirque Du Freak Crossover. Only in death can Darren have his peace - but the world's not letting him go that easily. Darren and friends are forced on yet another quest, with new and old foes. Through it all can Darren finally find his happiness? A Room With A View by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews Minerva McGonagall sat back in her chair with a sigh and a cup of tea... three different kisses over 50 years and one woman saw them all. R&R! Harry x Ginny, James x Lily, Albus x OC Artificial Truth » by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews Pre HBP Washed on the shores of a desert island after a narrow escape from the Dark Lord, Harry Potter's new power sets him on a journey down a path to divinity and insanity. The lines between Good and Evil blend, after all, when one is God. Harry dreams a little too loudly...and Voldemort hears. Gift fic for XxMookinexX Hisss by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews Somehow, when talking about Slytherin, no one remembers to be fair. Sometimes, when the other students pass you in the hall, they hiss. But part of being a Slytherin is not caring about any of that. oneshot, R&R! I Wanna be a Kennedy: The Black Family Tragedy » by doing 25 life in azkaban reviews The tragic tale of the last five Black children and how the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black fell. Mommy's Little Secret by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews Drabble on what exactly would have happened if Merope Gaunt had decided to keep feeding that love potion to Tom Riddle Sr., becuase everything must happen somewhere, mustn't it? Read & Review! Patina » by Atelier Osiris reviews At 8 PM, he was safe at his aunt's home, or as safe as he could be at seventeen and the center of war. At 9 PM, Harry comes to Number 12, bloody, older by five years and pleading for asylum. The tale he tells to the Order is almost unbearable to hear. Perfect Timing by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews It was 7.37 pm when Sirius, bored and twitchy, went to check on Peter. It was 7.37 am on the following day when he was apprehended as a suspected Death Eater. Vengeance gets very messy, very quickly. Review, please... River Children » by Atelier Osiris reviews They found him in a Muggle hospital with too many broken bones to count. His brain was fried - nothing could be done. But a guilty Remus insists on finding out what happened to Harry, while he slides deeper into a strange insanity. Year 5 AU The House by GhostRocket reviews An eerie perspective of Voldemort's attack on the Potters. Very short. The Life and Times of Harry Potter by An-Jelly-Ca reviews 25 Things You Never Knew about Harry Potter. Part of the Life and Times Universe. R&R! Complete! Implied RonHermione, HarryGinny, and LilyJames. 166. The Life and Times of James Potter by An-Jelly-Ca reviews Twenty-five facts about James Potter. R&R! Complete! 167. The Life and Times of Lily Evans Potter by An-Jelly-Ca reviews 25 Things You Never Knew About Lily Evans Potter. Companion piece to the Life and Times of James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. R&R! Complete! Implied LilyJames and SiriusMarlene 168. The Life and Times of Peter Pettigrew by An-Jelly-Ca reviews Twenty-Five Things you Never Knew about Peter Pettigrew. Companion Piece to the Life and Times of James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin. R&R! Complete! Implied LilyJames. 169. The Life and Times of Remus Lupin by An-Jelly-Ca reviews Twenty-Five things you never knew about Remus Lupin. R&R! Companion piece to the Life and Times of James Potter and The Life and Times of Sirius Black! Implied LilyJames and RemusTonks. Complete! 170. The Life and Times of Sirius Black by An-Jelly-Ca reviews 25 things you never knew about Sirius Black. Companion piece to the Life and Times of James Potter. Implied Sirius/Marlene and James/Lily. R&R! Complete! The Other by VerumSomnus reviews The prophecy was always a tricky thing. And in the end, a person you would least expect was the catalyst. A eulogy from a friend. Oneshot. No slash. To Forgive The Vine by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews All it takes to set you free is one moment of repentance, and Lo: “out of the mouth of babes” shall come wisdom. Crabbe gets a little lesson in forgiveness... from a First Year. Future-fic, drabble, all-dialogue. Whispers in the Dark » by Water Mage reviews Before the Gryffindor trio Harry had two other friends as a child. Friends that only he could see and hear. Some would call them imaginary. He would call them something else. They finally have his attention again, and this time they won't quietly go away. The Secret World Beside Us » by Moonlite Knight reviews Artemis knew that one day he would be kidnapped, but never, not even in his wildest dreams, did he imagine that he would be kidnapped by a group of lunatics who think his name is Potter. HPxAF crossover Saskia Attempts a Parody by saskiawrites reviews Strange things happen when characters meet at a convention and try to stop fanfiction-writing once and for all. Unaware of unusual happenings throughout the galaxy, Ford Prefect enjoys a relaxing evening at Milliway's until Zaphod Beeblebrox appears out of nowhere and announces he has found the Question that will change Life, the Universe, and Everything forever. Asyllum » by Pavlovich reviews A LOTF and HP crossover.Upon returning from the island, Ralph and the other children are forced to live in a gloomy refugee camp, expecting another atomic bomb to fall any given day.JackxRalph RogerxRalph adventure/romance/horror fic, no angst. Athena's Humiliation or How Annabeth Got Her Cap by WolfDReamer11 reviews A one-shot about how Annabeth got her Yankees cap. Come Hel or High Water » by Thai M. Zoofquesque reviews The dead know everything. But, for Mallory Moore at least, they don't give a whit. And there's nothing a feared, disliked, and apparently half-immortal teenager can do to make them. Maybe. OC Norsefic. Why, Mommy? » by xRainyx reviews We know that Percy was very lucky to find that he was a halfblood and not have been tracked down. But what about the younger halfbloods, who were caught at a very young age? These are a poems about young children who were killed, and what they have to say Breaking the Impossible » by Emmelie Cullen reviews They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary. Celebrate Life by Kiljoy reviews No, she'd never imagined her future would be warm sodas, rusty car parts and temperatures of one hundred and nine degrees. Five Times Bella Told Jacob The Same Thing by blueandblack reviews ... And One Time She Didn't Need To. Human by w0rstdisaster reviews Set in New Moon, before Jacob phases for the first time. Bella looks back at the moment when she fell in love with him. Jacob/Bella. oneshot. Ivy Tree » by BlindingFirefly reviews Bella made a promise to Edward that she would stay safe. But how could she protect herself from the pain his leaving brought her? There was only way; Bella took it, and it's landed her in an asylum. Can someone so broken ever be fixed again? AU ExB My Goodbye » by angel2882 reviews Being in love with a vampire, Bella never really considered herself a normal teenager. But she never dreamed she could be THIS abnormal... Now, after being abducted, over hearing the talk of chosen ones, and her own magic powers... she isn't so sure. New Moon Alternitive » by Toura reviews A New Moon twist. Bella is ambushed by Laurent in the Meadow, but this time, the werewolves aren't quick enough to stop him before he bites her. She is left alone to burn as the venom slowly changes her into the fate she had wished for all along. T Past Perfect by Anna Nigma reviews Twenty reasons Bella is really glad that Alice can only see the future. Reason to Exist by letmesign reviews A lost moment. Bella is cleaning out the attic when she discovers an untouched letter from one of her ancestors detailing a night that could have destroyed her family. Did Edward impact Bella's life before she even existed? Takes place after New Moon. Schizophrenia » by Whispers for my Midnight Kiss reviews Bella Swan used to be normal, like everybody else. But one day, unexpected symptoms start to show up. And slowly, Bella begins to lose her mind. Bella's Human. Cullen's are vampires. AU. Rating may change to M later as scenes of Schizophrenia increase. Someone wake me up » by Dancemydreams reviews After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her? Spider Loves Butterfly by nosleep3 reviews You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way. What Would Never Exist by ginnyinvisible reviews I could see our children, black-haired and blue eyed, running into the distance." A short one-shot about the children who would never exist, living in the darkness because of what could have been. Please try it. J/B shippers will like. Witches of Twilight » by raca reviews What if Bella didn't come to Forks a plain human? Here Bella returns to live with her father as an accomplished witch, powerful but only beginning to learn her true magic. Daughter of the Ocean » by Jasper winked reviews What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. ExB A Dog's Choice by M14Mouse reviews Pouch thinks about his Choice before he returns to Kit. Spoilers for Wizards at War. In Life's Name » by Elemarth reviews A series of one-shots about taking the Oath Alas, this is the end of my profile. Short, isn't it? Yep, well I don't really have much to say. Blessings unto you! | |||||||
1. Just a hobby reviewsVery angsty oneshot about Jane and her power. Written for LittleNessie12's contest. Rated T cuz it's my favorite number!...I mean letter.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-09 - Jane - Complete2. Not allowed » reviews15 things I am not allowed to do to twilight characters. Written to help with a writer's block. Now a fourshot!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 6-16-093. Children of the Moon » reviewsSet during New Moon. What if Bella was bitten in the meadow? But not by a vampire, by a Child of the Moon. Now Bella has to come to terms with becoming something she didn't even know existed. Rated T just in case. NOT Jacob/Bella AU Kind of darkTwilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 5-16-09 - Bella & Jacob4. Edward returns » reviewsWhat if Edward came back on the night after Bella went to Port Angeles? As he watches her sleep, he has to make a choice: Wake her up and beg forgiveness, or leave her be? Oneshot, better summary inside. R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-7-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Edward & Bella
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