| Emziiee-xxx |
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, NCIS, Charmed, Twilight, Britannia High, Princess Mononoke, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, One Piece, and Huntik: Secrets & Seekers. Hiiee xxx My name is Emily (Just in case you hadn't guessed from the username :) ) But everyone calls me Kyo (Other than my really annoying sister who calls my Kyo-Kyo.) or KK. :):). Likes: I like being hyper, writing, hanging out wit my friends, dancing, singing, acting, going to guides. Dislike: I dislike bullies, being heartbroken, my lil bro (I wanna kill him) nd people who don't review :) I am running, my feet don' touch the ground What do u think?? 92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If your random copy and paste this into your profile If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile and put your name on this list: Emziiee-xxx Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters. Voldemort, Voldemort, oo Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Starfire-chan521, kittyore9, Emziiee-xxx If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile. U know you live in 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually look to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did You cry I cry You laugh I laugh You jump out the window I look down and laugh some more My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Random Naruto quiz Do you like Naruto Hell yeahz List your favourite 10 characters in order 1) Deidara (Sex on legs) What would you say if 1 and 5 got together OMFG EWWWWWW Hides What about 4 and 10 could work if you were sick minded and 5 nd 3 If you have a really really impresseive mind for making up storylines then that could work if you had to pick out of 4 and 8 of who would live who would you choose Oooh tough decision. Since she would be dead and therfore unable to kill me for saying this I think I would save 4 Final question: Are you a Narutard HELL YEAHZ NCIS QUIZ Do you like NCIS Sarcastically No I just like watching it 24/7 and reading/writing about it. Yish List your top five characters 1)Abby (Hot and Gothic yummmy) If you had to save either 1 or 2 who woud you save Do I have to pick? Yes Then neither I would die with them. I couldn't live without either of them. What would you say if 3 and 4 got together I suppose it could work. Final question Are you completely obbsessed with Zabby femslash stories?? HELL YEAHZ ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ How to do Naruto! Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I have nver tried it yet but I want to soo bad) Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (I don't think so, but i would laugh so hard if someone did...) Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (oh yea) Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (sounds like fun) Trade in your hat for a forhead protector ( I have a forehead protecter!!) Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan (Maybe...jk) Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (I would.) Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu (Oh hellz yes!) List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (I'd be put in the nuthouse!) spout out a random character quote on command (lolz) Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (Okay!) When you run, you run with your arms behind you (I do that all the time with a buds.) Try to walk on top of a hot spring (It doesn't work yet!) When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (Or to be priminister, that ould be cool.) Write your name in blood on a big scroll (Ouch!) Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (Oh ya!) You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (Heh, Gaara of the funk) You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (Maybe on playdough.) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (my friend named her dog Tobi...) You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I kept bugs in my pockets when I was little...I was a weird kid) You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (OHHHH YEAH!!) You always wear green, skintight clothes. (No way) When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (Don't say it's stupid, it's a good excuse!) You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (OH HELL NO) You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (NO THANK YOU) Some awesome quotes from icons - - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE -So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead - I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling. - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret. - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book - Jesus was a Hufflepuff - Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy - When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley. - This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid. -"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy -I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office -I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy! -Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda -I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class -If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm -Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter (somewhere in the distance) Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob -Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers! (don't ask) -I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master! -I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wandb -I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing -I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens -I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals -I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween -I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton -Perfect ending to The Harry Potter Series: The Giant Squid consumes Britian -Sirius Black escaped askaban... evaded death eaters... outwitted ministry... killed by drapery. (he had a good run) -I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy I stole the above things (Including the how to do Naruto) from Kittyore9. I do not claim to have found/created them Home is behind, Unbreakable Jade Valerie I watch, wait, wish (Caught in your spell) My pride, pride, pride's energy (Caught in your spell) Do you think you're unbreakable? Cuz your small world's not enough (Caught in your spell) :)(: Hope you likey :)(: | |||||||
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