Greetings all. My name is Melissa and I am your writer. Yeah.
Name: Jazornia.
Gender: We don't have genders on the planet I'm from
Hair color: Don't have hair
Eye color: Purple
Birthday: 5
Age: 1457
College: What's college?
Siblings: I had one, but I ate it.
Interests: I like watching Earth in envy, and playing anti-gravity laser tag with real lasers.
What was the last book you read? How to pass as a human
What's on your T.V right now? I zapped my cable box
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My friend Zorg I said: Boga. Es temintia
Where are you? On Mars.
What was the last thing you ate? My sibling, it was tough as a rock
What's your personality like? Friendly, unless I hate you then I cut out your heart and put it in a trophy case
Who do you have a crush on? My friend Zorg. (Although I'm close to eating them)
What was the last thing you thought? Zorg would taste good with steak sauce.
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Abduction.
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? I can't use earth money.
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My laser cannon.
What are you eating/drinking right now? I'm picking at brain stew.
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This! you puny little earthling!
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?
The Next thing you need to know about being a Human is: Don't drink the kecthup
What are your thoughts on writing? I like it but if someone flames me they will be sorry.
How tall are you? 2'5
What book are you currently reading? Nothing
What music are you listening to? Blarg's greatest hits.
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Mind your own business! Are you FBI?
What was the last thing you cooked? Brain.
What color are the walls of the room you are in? Morphy- glog-in-throph
Do you know who the governor of your state is? Huh?
Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard, Apparently I can't have ketchup.
How many different programs are on your computer right now? Too many for your puny human mind to get on your whimpy technology
Have you ever been water-skiing? What's skiing? What's water? Oh! That blue stuff? No, I've never been near it. I don't wanna be blue!
What is the weather like? Dry and airless.
Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I'm visiting Saturn next month.
Anything else? No
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Like I would hold even a model of your filthy planet.
2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? Humans
3. What can you hear right now? The young aliens are playing on my lawn. Oh no! they just broke a window with an atomic bomb.
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. I tried Zorg, but they hit me and told me too go away,mumbleing something about not being able to take a shower without me barging in.
5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? I don't have a TV remember?
6. Type your name with your elbow. I have no elbows
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? No! I'll look like a fool.
9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Why?
What's your favourite article of clothing? My portective helmet.
Who is the most special person to you? Zorg.
What's your favourite childhood memory? I was never a child.
Scariest moment of your life? seeing Zorg naked.
One word that would best describe you? Polite. I told those kids to stay off my lawn! now I'll have to zap them.
What is your favourite month in the summer? Blethe. that's when I'm visiting Saturn.
What's your favourite number? 139047015785
What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? In english? You smell like garbage.
What does your username mean? It's my chosen human name.
What is your favourite Disney movie? Disney?
What made you smile today? I can't smile.
Last thing you said out loud? I screamed at Zorg's naked behind.
Last rainbow you saw? Rainbow's are too cheery.
Do you want a hair cut? I have no hair! stop rubbing it in!
Are you musically inclined? Yes, I play rythms on my armpitts.
Have you ever been in a fight? Maybe...
Here's my real profile. I just felt like being an idiot about the other one:
Name: My name is Melissa.
Gender: I'm a girl... obviously.
Hair color: I have many different colored streaks in my hair, but the main color is blonde.
Eye color: hazel
Birthday: October 1st
Age: How rude!
College: That's not a question.
Siblings: A brother
Interests: I like to read fiction books, study Greek Mythology, and just think.
What was the last book you read? Artemis Fowl The Time Paradox
What's on your T.V right now? Avatar The Last Airbender .
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? I can't remember.
Where are you? at my computer.
What was the last thing you ate? An Oreo Sonic Blast...
What's your personality like? I'm a smart-mouthed annoyance.
Who do you have a crush on? ... Uh... Not a chance.
What was the last thing you thought? 'Why would I tell you who my crush is?'
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? For some reason I thought the word 'President'
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy a car, a new computer, three T.V.s, and a bike. Then I put the rest of the money in the bank.
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My hunting knife... no joke.
What are you eating/drinking right now? Water.
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? I am answering these pointless questions.
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? Echidna, his hideous mate, escaped destruction. She cowered in a... - D'aulaires' Book of Greek Myths
What are your thoughts on writing? I don't know!
How tall are you? I'm about 5 feet
What book are you currently reading? Reiffen's Choice by C.S. Butler - Book one in the Stoneways Trilogy
What music are you listening to? Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day - awesome song!
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? It's not really a website but I was playing World Of Warcraft.
What was the last thing you cooked? Hmm... that's tough I haven't cooked since yesterday... I think it was some burritoes.
What color are the walls of the room you are in? OMG! Any ugly tan-white-gray color.
Do you know who the governor of your state is? Nope... am I supposed to?
Ketchup or Mustard? Eew... Definately Ketchup.
How many different programs are on your computer right now? One...
Have you ever been water-skiing? Nope
What is the weather like? It was just raining... =(
Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I wish...
Anything else? I guess not...
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? What kind of question is this?!
2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? if you're asking about the word it's 'His'.
3. What can you hear right now? My dryer running and the TV.
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. Erm... That's not a question! How are you supposed to answer this anyway?
5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Drake and Josh.
6. Type your name with your elbow. Okay... melissa... That was easier than I thought it would be...
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? A broom.
9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? I will not do that. I'm too lazy, Folks, sorry.
What's your favourite article of clothing? My dark blue jeans that I am wearing right now.
Who is the most special person to you? My best friend, Alli.
What's your favourite childhood memory? I don't have any good ones...
Scariest moment of your life? When my father wlked out on me, my mom, and my brother.
One word that would best describe you? Annoying.
What is your favourite month in the summer? June.
What's your favourite number? 3,476.
What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? And I quote my teacher, ' You are a great reader.'
What does your username mean? Jayjay was one of the heros in Artemis Fowl The Time Paradox.
What is your favourite Disney movie? Hercules. Definately.
What made you smile today? I haven't smiled today.
Last thing you said out loud? "No."
Last rainbow you saw? It's been forever. I don't remember.
Do you want a hair cut? NO! But it's too late my mom already made me get it cut for school.
Are you musically inclined? Eew... No way!
Have you ever been in a fight? No. I'm only violent around my brother...
LOL look at these!:
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If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. All my friends are insane.
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Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cy on when hebreaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
Silent is golden but duck tape is silver
You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
TGWF: Thank God We're Female
Don’t analyze my beliefs, and I won’t pick out the flaws in yours
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm not closed-minded; you’re just WRONG!
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months- Oscar Wilde
Truth is beautiful without doubt, but then so are lies -??
Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines
The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on.
“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?”
I am not weird, I’m gifted
Our thoughts and our imaginations are the only real limits to our
possibilities.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, really, I wouldn’t’ve guessed!!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Such a suprise.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
Here's a joke...
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! no
You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. no
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. Sometimes. . .
You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each! I haven’t even finished the series yet!!
You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed Twilight or New Moon.
You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.
When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.
You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile
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If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If you've heard the freecreditreport.com song, and have began to sing it randomly, sometimes when it's least appropriate, copy this into your profile. (F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com, baby!)
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If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly M, xXJayjayXx
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This is the only thing in the section that is supposed to be sad.
(Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.
This is about abortion...
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
(If you're against abortion, re-post this.)
Back to the LOL's (if you can laugh after those sad little storys, I sure couldn't)
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Thinking it sucks is an understatement for me.
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've never even heard of those shows, copy this in to your profile.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly M., xXJayjayXx
Stuff about books:
My favorite books:
Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
The Underland Chronicles by Suzanne Collins (Did I spell that right?)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan
(I'll add more later)
I am currently reading:
The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
Reiffen's Choice by S.C. Butler
Grey Griffins by Derek Benz & J.S. Lewis
Other books i've read:
Maximum Ride by James Patterson
Deltora Quest (I forgot the author...)
Inkheart by Cornelia Funke
And others I cannot think of right now
Pairings:
Artemis Fowl-
Artemis Fowl/Minerva Paradizo
Holly Sort/Trouble Kelp
Twilight-
Bella Swan/Edward Cullen
Jessica/Mike
Percy Jackson-
Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
Grover Underwood/Juniper (unknown last name)
Clarisse/Chris
Maximum Ride-
Fang/Max
Iggy/Ella Martinez
Underland Chronicles-
Luxa/Gregor
Lizzie/Hazard
Pairings I dislike:
Artemis Fowl-
Artemis/Holly
Artemis/Juliet
Holly/Foaly - IMPOSSIBLE!
Holly/Artemis
Holly/Root - Um...
Twilight-
Bella/Mike
Bella/Eric
Bella/Jacob
Bella/Tyler
Bella/Anyone who is not Edward!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians-
Annabeth/Luke
Thalia/luke
(Luke deserves to die alone)
Grover/Annabeth (How...)
Maximum Ride-
Max/Iggy
Bye! For now.
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