Hey people!

We are two sisters who love reading fan fics.

Hey! I'm Eris. The one who participates in roleplays. (waves to all my RP friends out there) If you are in the RP, then you will know my many characters as listed below.
Warning! I am a notorious character killer... Mwhahahaha!... well I'm not that bad... most of my characters are safe

I have so far written 6 fanfics for the 'Twilight' series, however I deleted 3 of them because I don't like them.
Here are my fics:
"Inside the mind of an insane vampire" - a one-shot about Lexie and Nicky.
"My Iron Maiden" - a one-shot about what happened to Axl during the plot twist in Fae's Volturi roleplay
"Taking Care of Evil" - A series of diary entries from a vampire nanny working at the Drake household

If there's one thing that irks me about this page, it's that I can't write asterisks, so I'm just using parentheses instead ()

Hope you enjoy my stories!...if you can be bothered to read them.

Eris

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The current members of the Evil Moo Cow Society -- Moohahaha!
Evil Moo Cow President -- Divi-chan
Evil Moo Cow Vice-President -- Lovely Masochist
Evil Moo Cow Milkman(girl) -- Shizuka Hisagi
Hyena in Training to become an Evil Moo Cow -- Timelord Lover
Evil Moo Cow Milk Monies Treasurer -- Dahlia-ailhaD
'LM's Evil Purple Pack Moo Minion' -- Ethereal Fae
Evil Plotting Moo Cow -- Eros and Eris (Eris)
Evil Moo Cow Mental Moo Psychopath -- ShyaRose22
Evil Sister Moose -- Eros and Eris (Eros)
Moo -- the stuffed purple she-pig. Her name is taken from the Thai word 'pig' and she is the Mooscott of EMCS

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My roleplay characters:

Eris' Twilight Roleplay: zonk-world Mine! XD

Damien Morgan- Ze oh so smexi Damien; he plays the bass guitar, sings, sees ghosts, and is a hawt newborn vampire. He is in a relationship with a girl named Alyssa moore, and he's a big softy for her.
Aroha Morgan - My hardcore-goth human girl, who lives in a house full of vampires. Fortunately for her, her strange blood means no one wants to eat her. If a vampire ever does drink her blood, then they turn human.
Marc Chapman- He's a brilliant song writer, and plays the guitar. He's also a newborn vampire but he would rather be human. Unfortunately he is caught up in a love-triangle: He likes Jesme but he loved Aroha.
Natasha Davies- The stereotypical 'mizz popular'. She loves being loved, and falls too easily for and hot guy who passes her way. Sometimes you pitty her, and sometimes you hate her guts.
Xanthia Beckett- Lexie's mummy! I haven't introduced her yet, but she's an awesome character, full of fun. She hates being pitied, especially if that reason is because she's in a wheelchair.
Jacob Black- Canon character I, like, never roleplay him any more...

Volterra: Fae's Twilight Roleplay: vonk-world

Axl Drake - o.O Creepy. Seriously, creepy. Where do I begin? He's Jane's mate, and that's saying a lot. He has a strange fetish for scars, and even stranger: he loves pain. What's worse, he can cause pain by making a vampire's venom burn them from the inside out - effectively killing a vampire if it lasts too long.
Sage Pierson - My sad little depressed Sage. She fell in love with a human, but killed him when she tried to change him into a vampire. She ALWAYS has bad luck.
William (Jayden Howard) - Serious perv. If a girl is wearing a skimpy outfit, he would be the first one to notice...
Phoebe McQuire - One of the 'teachers' for the Volturi. She trains the guard members to use their abilities.
Connor McQuire - Another 'teacher', and also Phoebe's husband. He trains the guard members to fight.
Eleanor Silviatti - My powerful little immortal child. She has an ability and intelligence so great that she nearly succeeded in killing Aro and destroying the Volturi o.O Now she's back in Volterra with yet another plot in that devious mind of hers.
Nathaniel Drake - (dead) Axl's brother, and a complete bastard. He's abusive and twisted, and literally had Jane crying at his feet.
Leo Bianchi - (dead) Sage's smexi-human-Italian dead lover. Although I didn't roleplay him much, I can just imagine his cute Italian accent...(daydreams...)
Aro - Canon character. Aro is just... Aro.
Renata - Canon character. She can be shy and timid at times, but when she is around people she knows she breaks out of her shell and is... er... strange?
Wynter Drake - Axl's annoying little sister. She likes to practice voodoo magic when she's not annoying her brother.

Divi's Twilight Roleplay: KABLAM!-world, and bonk-world 2 in 1

Clara Howard - Poor sweet little Clara. She got abused by her husband Isaac, but hid it for years until one day they moved in next door to a family of vampires...
Isaac Howard - He is a strong leader, although he has very few true friends. He loves his wife Clara, although he is also abusive to her.
Damien Morgan- Mai smexi Damien ish back! And this time he's been a vampire for five years. He is still with his girlfriend Alyssa.

Lexie Beckett- LEXIE! Mai first roleplay character ever! She loves getting up to mischief. Unfortunately she was locked away in a tiny dark room all by herself for ten years, except for the rare occassion when her captor, Kaia, came to visit her. Then when she finally found her family again they didn't remember her. Her mind has been very fragile ever since, and she has an extreme fear of being left alone.
Nicky Briar - Lexie's other half. She used to be the voice in Lexie's head until fourteen years previously she managed to get a body of her own to inhabit.
Cambria Sanchez- CooCoo! Timid and Schizophrenic. She's a sweet girl, but sometimes the voices in her head drive her to do bad things. Don't let her near sharp objects.
Damien Morgan- Damien's a daddy!! XDDD And he's married to Alyssa - they eloped, lol.

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Shout outs- because everyone else seems to be doing these, lol

Lovely Masochist- My partner in crime and bestest net-buddy. She's so addictive, I call her my 'LM-drug'. Together we come up with the most evil plots ever. Without her, my plot twists wouldn't be half as good . The amount of hours we've spent online together chatting about anything and everything is too long to count. We know each other so well we can almost read each others minds o.O lol. The world ended the day we got IM. A big plate of yummy warm chocolate cookies to LM for being such a good friend and putting up with all my typing errors, lol. I lurveth you muh LM!

Ethereal Fae- One of mai bestest net friends! I'm afraid I've given her the plotting bug, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing o.O lmao. Sometimes I think she roleplays the Volturi's Jane a little toowell :DUN DUN DUN:. Cookies to Fae - the spelling Nazi - for putting up with all my typing errors and being there to help me plot. I've spent soooo many late night roleplaying with Fae and plotting too... I think I've talked to her more than I've talked to LM now o.O

Divi-chan- The wonderful creator of the 2nd twilight forum I ever joined. She is the creator of the smexilicious Tristan. Divi is fun person to talk to, even if it kills me not knowing what she's plotting for her forum, lol. Cheers to the president of the Evil Moo Cow society! MOOOOOOOO!!

Dahlia-ailhaD - My shoe and handbag obsessed friend who creates kick-ass characters and isn't afraid to speak her mind. She is also scarily good at creating creepy characters o.O ...cookies to you, Dahlia!

ShyaRose22- Weird, hyper and crazy. Shya seems to be almost always in a cheerful mood, and adds a nice touch of craziness to the roleplay. Also a briliant emoticon maker . She's not a mod, but she's part of the IM family.

Nyx - Goddess of Dreams- Another emoticon maker. I seriously don't know what I would do without those emoticons . ...If someone is annoying her, she'll do something about it. Part of the IM family, even if she isn't a mod.

Timelord Lover- The creator of the 1st roleplay and I ever joined, and also the reason I got into roleplay in the first place. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't know any of the people on this list. A HUGE thanks to her.

Lighted Silk- The newest member of the IM family, and the only person other than me that isn't in the US or Canada.

The Steel Stone- One of the wittiest roleplayers I have ever known, with the randomest ideas ever. The best male roleplayer by far. He adds hours of fun to the roleplay. I missed him so much during his extended absence, and am glad that he is back with us again .

HELLO!
I'm Eros. I'm the younger sister and the cooler one. I love, love, love reading with a passion. I'm sure you fic readers out there are probably the same. I like characters who are speak their minds and are really strong. Weak, 'I need a man or I'll just die' characters piss me off. My OC's are usually on the point of rudeness.

I've written one fic for 'Terrier' by Tamora Pierce:
"Lady Spitfire"

I hope you like my stuff. Better than Eris' fics anyway. I'm younger so I have an excuse if I'm crappier.

P.S I don't like twilight. It is soppy, mushy crap. Any girl with a feminist bone in her body should despise the books.

Eros

Here is a short story our ten-year-old sister (nicknamed Pichu) wrote recently. The only help she had writing this was from Eros for her punctuation and gramatical errors. What you see bellow is almost entirely Pichu's work. Her story is incomplete so far, so it ends a little abruptly, but if she writes more I will post that here too.
Methinks we have another fanfiction writer in the making XD

Pichu's Story

I'm in the car. It's all hot and the air smells of sweat. It's really an ugly sort of smell that makes all good thoughts you want to think about disappear. It makes the tears stream down my face as I know there is no chance of survival for my dad and brother. I know my brother isn't crying but I can see a glint in his eye as if he were about to burst into tears. I can't imagine what it will be like when we reach the training camp nor what it would be like for my mum to see her son and her husband disappear into what seems to be the end. As we go on through the desert, other cars go past us. As we get closer the harder it is to understand why they have to go, why anyone has to. I look at the car next to us; there are two boys, that look about four, hugging each other crying their eyes out. I look at my brother and see him looking at the two boys as well.
"Rebecca", whispers mum, "would you like the tissues".
"Yes please", I whisper back.
Mum hands me the tissues. I take two out. I wipe my eyes with one and leave the other one next to me but then I see a hand come out and take it from beside me. It's my brother, Kevin his name is. He has shed a tear, he can no longer hold them back. I see more and more tears come flowing out of his eyes and at the same time I feel my own tears rolling down my face. By the minute we start pulling out more and more tissues from the box. We stop crying for a while but then start again when the training camp comes into view. It's not long now; I feel sick. I wish it was all just a bad dream. We arrive. It's very hard to get out of the car because we know that it will be good bye. We're not allowed in the camp. I don't know why, but the officer in charge lets us in. It's very big, probably because there are so many people going to train there.

BTW here is a universal disclamer for anything we write just incase we forget to write a disclamer in our chapters, or we are just too lazy (the second one is more likely lol).
None of it belongs to us...((sad face)). The stories belong to their original owners, and we are only manipulating these wonderous worlds to our evil will and purpose. Only the OC's and their stories belong to us.

Eros and Eris