Hello all, this is Save the Wildcats, welcome to my loverly account!

First, a little message to the world at large:

Okay guys- I have received one too many reviews saying things along the lines of "Nobody likes Ashfur," and "I don't like this story," and "This is a waste of my time," and "Stop writing this story because I hate it." So I have a few things to tell you all, listen up.

ONE: "Nobody likes Ashfur."
Well you know what? Ashfur doesn't like you either! But seriously, this is a flat-out and complete lie. Just because you don't like Ashfur doesn't mean nobody does. Lots of folks do, believe it or not. People read this story because they like Ashfur. So cope!

TWO: "I don't like your story."
All right guys, I don't mind flames, as long as they help me improve. This does not help me at all! If you can tell me why you don't like it and give me suggestions on how to improve, by all means do! I have no problems with constructive criticism, so long as it's constructive. Telling me you hate my story IS NOT CONSTRUCTIVE! Do I have to teach you what constructive means? Well I don't want to. Look it up in the dictionary. Go to dictionary.com if flipping through pages wastes so much of your precious time.

THREE: "This is a waste of my precious time."
I have never heard anything so stupid in my life! Well that's a lie actually, yes I have. But this is still considerably dumb. Nobody is forcing you to read the story, okay? If you don't like it, don't read it, moron! And don't further waste my time by writing pointless, nonconstructive reviews! That's a waste of my time too!

FOUR: "Stop writing your story."
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Yeah, I'm breaking out quotes from classic movies on you now. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean I'm going to stop writing! I like it! I have plenty of fans who like it! (I love you guys!) So as I said already, if you don't like it, don't read it! Simple logic, eh?

On a brighter note- or at least one with less yelling on my part- here's something else fairly important/mildy interesting/possibly fascinating/boring/just read it:

I am proofreading my Ashfur story! As in I'm going through, correcting my grammar (it was awful, I know,) and making the language more pretty-sounding. (And I'm singing "I Feel Pretty" while I do it, that's how committed I am.) I'm up to Ashfur's little flashback now, so please re-read what I've done, because now it is purely wonderful, if I do say so myself. Very well worth your time. Give it a try. I'll send you telepathic cookies or kidnapped celebrities in swimsuits or whatever else it takes to make you read it.

My marvelous stories:

I have two. The first one is called Ashfur: the Untold Story, and the title says it all. A pretty epic story about Ashfur. Give it a shot, you might just love it. I try to update often, but don't count on it. Never count on it.
And if you review (please do!,) please make it either nice, because everyone likes compliments; or if you didn't like it, make it constructive (just in case you didn't catch that from above.)

My other story goes by the name of What Happened After and it's a little (okay, not so little,) oneshot I wrote for school about what happened after the end of To Kill a Mockingbird. Don't be perturbed by the fact that it only got five reviews- that's pretty good for a Mockingbird story, seeing as no one reads ever them. (I don't know why . . . it's a great book, and a great movie as well.) If you still need further convincing, my story won an award! So I'd be much obliged if you read/reviewed.

About moi:

My name is Ken Tuckyfriedchicken and I live under your bed. I have a PhD in horribleness. No, I'm just kidding! Don't believe a word I say. Well if you do want to know anything else about me, just ask. I've taken up enough space on this profile with my ranting. Making new friends is fun, and I'll tell you whatever you want to know, as long as it doesn't get too stalkerish. That means you DEXTER!