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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and A Certain Slant of Light. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile If you have written a story, but never completed it, then copy and this on your profile. you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... | |||||||
1. Life Isnt Fair reviewsEdward changed his mind and let Bella come with him when they left Forks, but was that really a smart idea. Wasnt he running away from her in the first place. Can Bella handle the life he offers, or will it end up killing her?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-09 - Bella2. Tears of An Angel reviewsAcelynn is the living dead..Or well just the dead. She doesnt understand why she's still roaming the earth..THen Palani shows upA Certain Slant of Light - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-083. Love Conquers All ? reviewsEdwards P.O.V. What would happen if Bella offered over her blood. But what would happen if Edward took it..In this story we question if love can really conquer all....Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-08 - Edward