The-Terrible-Two
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since: 07-22-08, id: 1643275, Profile Updated: 04-29-12
country: USA
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

[Written First official day of having profile, Kept forever since] Hello! Thanks for reading this. As Syd is giggling uncontrollably, Mal is writing. We like Harry Potter, Twilight (our obsession has dimmed substantially), Mal likes the host, as Syd is saying boo I guess she doesn't like the host. We just saw bride wars, that was quite funny. We like driving lessons, a lot, as it has Ronald in it! We hope you like our writing style, and our stories.

We like reading quality Remus/Sirius stories, at first i was hesitant to write about them. however, they have quickly become one of our, if not our favorite pairing . WHY? because to us they just go to together. we realize that this is a problem in the world, and i thank all people in FF who dont have a problem with it. to write about something so touchy and still be able to post it in a place so open is a really wonderful thing.

Snape is cool and wrong at the same time!

"These are our stories, this is our legacy"
just ignore that last part.

lots of ove,
Syd and Mal

04/09/09-
Syd's wonderful, unreliable computer has bailed out on us again, you could say it has jumped ship or zillions of other clever things. the point is, Syd is my editor extraordinaire, and it is spring break. what does this mean? it means i finally have time to write, and Syd cant Edit anything, a real shame. i will, however, continue to write, and hopefully Syd's computer will learn to not run away from everything, like a challenge. or me when i go to smash it. yay! XD love, mal

06/09/09-
for anyone who cares, Syds computer is still giving us trouble (or so she says...). i am writing, but i feel like a traitor posting without her, so please be patient. not that i believe any of you are not patient, and not that there are many of you. show some support and read our lesser-read stuff.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

07/13/09-
the HP movie comes out in two days and we are SOOOO excited, as im sure everyone else is... but thats not the point. show some support for the actors and crew members of HBP and appreciate their work with kind words. the books are one thing, the movies are another, so keep that in mind and know that all HP fans are lucky that these people put so much work into their movies for us to enjoy.

09/27/09-
We're back! not really... but it is a new era for Syd and I. the problem is that this new era requires you to sell your soul... or at least your life. we will try to update, but keep with us! this new era is actually good for you- fewer stories, but better quality. we love you, and we are always thinking about new stories for you! Au revoir for now mon cheries!

12/17/09-
IMPORTANT NOTE; I'm so sorry about any reviews we didn't reply to, i saved them until i could get to them and not just scribble them quickly. then they disappeared. I'm so sorry, i don't want to go to the separate reviews cus if i reply to one i already did then id just look silly. you know we appreciate every comment and i will always do my very best to avoid this problem in the future. you give us so much through one review, you deserve at least a reply. Happy Holidays everyone!

03/21/10-
First note of the new year! (except its not really the new year anymore...) Anyway, Thank you to VÉRONIQUE! She is helping fix our titles, which often got lossed in translation. If i've learned anything its that even a beginner French student is better with French than translators. Thank You!

SUR LE CHEMIN- there is now a planned outline for Sur le Chemin, so it should be easier for us to come out with new chapters. Thank you to everyne who has reviewed and read! We are almost at the 1,000th read mark, and we are SO excited!

06/22/10-
We now have about 1,500 hits to Sur le Chemin. I am so lucky to have been living my life with a computer, readers, and the age of Harry Potter. Oh, Lord, HARRY POTTER. Can you just hear the Deathly Hallows cinema sound effects? Joy to the world. Anyway, I meant to say something improtant. I recently started a project called...
CE QUE LES REGARDS DISENT- A story regarding Severus and Harry, (not slash) with the farce that I knew with certainty where it was going. But it was just that -a farce. Having told a few people that the next chapter would be up within the month or so was unintentionally false. I am in deep planning right now, balancing two huge planning projects with wee little SlC having become a monster. The next chapter of Sur... should be up shortly, and expect the next chapter for Ce Que sometime this summer if planning and more than one more chapter gets finished by then. Once again I have filled my plate with more than I may be able to update quickly, and I am sorry, but I don't regret it because without my haste and lack of control in posting some of these stories would never exsist. And oh how have I been enjoying long winded story planning. It's been a blast, and I can't wait for it to continue! So much fanfiction, so little time- Mal

10/15/10-
Please, Lord, make people read this. Needless to say, I'm busy. It's not a lie, trust me. Hopefully, another thing you already know is this: NOTHING WILL EVER BE ON HAITUS, EVER. I don't do that. Just because I'm not posting does not mean I'm not working on stories in progress and others. Seriously. And another thing: I would post everyday if I could. You really think I wouldn't prefer to write all day instead of working my tush off? Yeah, I miss FANFICTION. So does Syd. You will hear from us again soon. Mal

06/10/11-
Wow. I know, I know. Where have I been, your asking.
You alerted Ce Que (a crazy amount for one chapter), you've been following Sur le Chemin (my baby) for months, you PMed me, and I've not done anything.
I know! I'm so sorry. As for the PM's, they've been blown away. I know, it's terrible. If there's something you would like to ask, or tell me, please message me again, please. As for me disapearing... let me just say that it's been a whirlwind of a school year and now I am done for a couple of months. I'm not promising insane results (you know how I am -I take a long time to make sure a chapter is up to my standards, and even then I find a reason to keep working on it) like all the sudden I'll become one of those people, that I respect very much, who update on a weekly basis. While I wish that could be my reality, it won't happen in the near future, and for that I am sorry. I am sorry to my readers who deserve daily updates and I am sorry to myself for the knowledge that I would get a better response if I did, but this is the way things are.
Now I promise to work on all the things that you have alerted (Ce Que is something of a problem because it's gotten so much exposure -I would like to, if not write a few chapters before posting, get my head together and do a crazy-detailed outline, so I know exactly where I am going) and maybe even start posting some projects you didn't even know existed.
In the meantime-- HAPPY SUMMER!

07-15-11-
Today is the day HP 7 part 2 came out, and I cried for two hours straight. Yes, I admit to crying and sniffling like a baby in a very public place, and I'M PROUD. That I have something in my life so meaningful, and yet based all in intangible imagination is a gift, and I am proud to be a fan of the magical Harry Potter. The movie was great, with so many little details that left me with a feeling that it was just right, and a script riddled with homage to the fans that made my crying renew itself full force every half a minute. Brava, and Hurrah to the filmmakers, and all the people who ever got what it means to love this story!
Oh, and did I mention my computer died today? Yup, died. Crashed. Whatever. The fate of my stories is uncertain, but I know that ACCIO HELP ME LORD doesn't work, so I'll try everything else. Don't worry my children, HARRY POTTER WILL FIX IT.
Sorry, I've gone a bit nuts. Anyway, I know our journey isn't over yet. JK Rowling's imagination is still at work, and it is inevitable that the Harry Potter universe will become more and more a part of our physical world. I put my faith in the idea that Harry Potter will live on, and that our generation will pass down the love so that our children can experience the magic. Until then, HP forever!


1. Sur le Chemin » reviews
A whole world, waiting at his fingertips, Remus just needs to get past the train ride. Sirius needs some people to love who will love him back. A story about them both getting what they need, and all that happens on a few simple train rides. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,688 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-30-11 - Published: 4-25-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
2. Un Parcours de Vie de Draco Malfoy reviews
A view of Draco Malfoys's journey from 7 years old to 31. "It was everything he had ever wanted but nothing of what he wants, and as he stands there in the quiet of his bedroom he dreamed of as a child, he's never felt so alone." DM/HP, our very first!R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
3. Ce Que les Regards Disent reviews
Snape never meant Lily to be harmed, but it happened.He never wanted Harry to be James' son, that happened too. now his life is that son, and those looks the son gives. He wishes he didnt have to know what those looks mean.But he knows all about them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-8-10 - Severus S. & Harry P.
4. Pour la Proprete reviews
The Hygiene isle is a scary, lonely place. How many times have you asked yourself 'why cant snape seem to clean up' here is an explination! Because, truly, we all know the horrors of that lone isle. Lets all spend some time with Severus and Hagiophobia!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-7-10 - Published: 3-25-09 - Severus S. - Complete
5. J'avais Ce Jardin Là reviews
Their garden began as dirt, and as their garden grew, so did their life together. A love story told in a year of seasons, gardens, and domestic contentedness. RL/SB after hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
6. A Oter Impérativement reviews
RFS- what could it possibly mean! The Great Sirius Black finds a mysterious abbreviation in a place he shouldnt be, and he will go to the ends of the Earth find the answer..of what the abbreviation means.A Sirius Black avid readers of FF will recognize!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-09 - Sirius B.
7. Quand Il Est A Moi, Il Est A Moi reviews
The office he wasnt allowed into, the toys that were taken from him. Perhaps the small things made up his hate for the Blacks, perhaps it happened when he was small. You never know. Sirius had a bad child-hood, we all know, but what did that include? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-09 - Sirius B. & Orion B. - Complete
8. Un Jour D'Automne reviews
The Marauders Tree is quite important, it had a purpose in all Autumn, Winter,& Spring. Now it is hiding Remus from the world and isn't succeeding, but maybe thats a good thing. Join Remus and a few he didn't expect. RL/SB love M'dear. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
9. Je Ne Dirai Rien » reviews
The hit song I Kissed a Girl was stuck in your head for days.It nearly drove you mad! Did you ever wonder what emotional distress this could cause Edward? NO!It wasnt your kindest hour-its okay-we are here to think of ridiculous things so you dont have to
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 3-25-09 - Edward - Complete
10. Je Sais reviews
Remus&Sirius- they fight because they care. more than one story matters, but with our own Remus Lupin telling it, how can you resist reading even a small piece? the fight that ended.. or started,it all. read and review!kind of crazy, just a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
11. Quand Je Vais reviews
There isn't happiness, there isn't clarity, there is silence. there is silence at the bottom, and this is why I want to fall. The story of anyone, and why they would like silence. Could be any pairing. Written as RLSB. Read and review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
12. Etant Tranquille reviews
There are eight hours of darkness every night in the dorm of the Marauders.This could seem like quite a long time, and the chances of two of the mates being awake, both thinking of eachother at the same time is low. why does it happen so often? RL/SB love
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
13. La Belle et La Bête reviews
Remus has always had a lot of things on his mind- Sirius in Azkaban just happens to be one of them. This is a segment of what went through Remus' mind while Sirius was gone, when he figured he was the last Marauder. Warning- kind of sad I suppose. SB/Rl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
14. Harry Potter and Le Combat D'esquive La Balles reviews
Mister Potter has faced death, a giant snake, and the ultimate dark wizard. Now he faces the supreme threat... Muggle Gym Class. Will he survive? Our favourite friends are kicking it muggle style, taking on the challenge you most likely have before.Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
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