Hi, Bustman here. Or, preferably, the amazing, super-awesome, incredible Bustman. Yeah, that sounds right.

Favorite Video Game Characters:

Mario:

Luigi- Who doesn't love the cowardly sidekick in green?

Bowser Jr.- He rocks. End of story. Period.

Bowser: He's awesome. Enough said.

Yoshi- Is he a dinosaur? A weird species of lizard? Is he me in disguise? We'll never know

Parakarry: Ever since I started playing Paper Mario, he has become one of my favorites. I mean he's a Koopa. With WINGS. WHO DELIVERS MAIL!!

Donkey Kong:

Diddy Kong- He's brave. He's noble. He's caffeine overdosed. He's Diddy Kong!

Funky Kong- Alright, this guy cracks me up. What could be better then a funky fresh monkey?

Kirby:

Kirby: I'm pretty sure there's a black hole inside of Kirby that sucks up food. But I'm still working on the theory.

Meta Knight: This guy exudes coolness.

The Legend of Zelda:

Link: Who doesn't love this guy?

Zelda: This princess actually fights to protect her kingdom. Unlike some princesses. (coughs and glares at Peach)

Toon Link: His character design is just so awesome. And he is hands-down the best character in Super Smash Bros. In my opinion, at least.

Star Fox:

Falco: He's so cocky you have to love him.

Wolf: He's so cold and evil... well, I like him anyways.

Leon Powalski: Even though I barely know who he is... he's awesome.

Metroid:

Samus Aran: Don't mess with Samus... well, unless you want to die an extremely painful death.

Animal Crossing:

K.K. Slider: One of my favorite video-game characters of all time.

Brewster: He makes a smokin' cup of coffee.

Super Smash Bros.:

Crazy Hand: An insane, scatterbrained well-meaning talking hand. Hmm, okay. How can you make a better character then that??

Favorite Books:

Shutter Island: One of the best books I've ever read. The twists kept me guessing.

True Grit: It's very funny reading about people who respond to getting shot with about as much enthusiasm as they do getting a mosquito bite...

Harry Potter: Love the whole series. Will this series ever be forgotten?

Favorite T.V. Shows:

Spongebob Squarepants: You just can't get enough of Spongebob!

The Simpsons: I've loved seeing how it's developed over the years...

Flight of the Conchords: Two New Zealenders living in New York City? Trying to get a record deal? And score girls? Brilliant!

Arrested Development: Jason Bateman rocks. The show does too, but really. He rocks.

Favorite Quotes:

"Splee!" -Waffle, Catscratch

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift" -Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

"I aren't stupid!" "I'm more smarter!" -Me and Yffum

"Here's looking at you, kid." -Rick Blaine, Casablanca

"They never listen to us at dinner either. Keep playing, boys." The band on the Titanic, continuing to play as the ship sinks, Titanic

"He's not a maverick, but a sidekick!" -Barack Obama at a rally, speaking about John McCain

"I'm not just asking you to believe in my ability to bring change to Washington...I'm asking you to believe in yours." -Barack Obama at a rally

"Yes we can!" -Barack Obama's chant. (Not to be confused with the chorus in the Bob the Builder theme song).

"See you in Viareggio. We'll start an anvil factory!" -Guido, Life is Beautiful

"Oh, boy! Is it time to ruin Squidward's day?" -Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's noses." -It's a saying :)

"Whoa, and I just clawed the couch! Spooky coincidence, huh?" -Garfield, after Jon tells him he found clawmarks on the couch, Garfield

"You can't handle the truth!" -Col. Jessep, A Few Good Men

"We've got some rock'n to do!" -Dewey Finn, School of Rock

"If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses." -Uncle Frank, after Kevin's mom realizes she left her son at home, Home Alone

"Why are you worry about You-Know-Who? You should be worry about U-No-Poo- the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!" -Weaslys' Wizarding Wheezes, Harry Potter

"You know, these were white when I bought them." -Patrick, referring to his yellow underpants, Spongebob Squarepants

"...If America is our child, George Bush should be called in for child abuse." -Me, during a school lesson.

" I come from Scranton, Pennsylvana. And that's as hardscrabble a place you're going to find." -Jason Sudeikis, impersonating Joe Biden, Saturday Night Live

"Why so serious?" -The Joker, The Dark Knight

"Childrens do learn." -George Bush at a speech.

"I do think it's patriotic to tell the government, hey, get out of my way. Stop trying to impose on my right to shoot wolves from a helicopter!" -Tina Fey, impersonating Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live

"If you ever feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet and there you can find a lot of people who don’t like you. And I would like to address some of them now…You can suck it." -Tina Fey, The Golden Globes

"You're so insolent!" -Many of my friends and classmates.

Favorite Comic Book Series:

Garfield: He's a self-centered, lasagna loving fat cat. What's not to love?

Calvin & Hobbes: The best comic book series ever made in my opinion. Ever.

Peanuts: Out of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

Favorite Words (random, I know):

Insolent

Toodles

Phenomenal

Favorite Inanimate Objects:

Hats (I wear 'em all the time!)

Mustaches (If only I was old enough to grow one!)

My Stories (No, really?)

Current Works:

Life in Smash Mansion: My first fic. When a fourth game goes into development, the smashers are called back to Smash Mansion. And they are not happy about it. This story is mostly about friendship and humor, maybe a bit of romance somewhere in the story. Various gags can be seen throughout the story, and I poke fun at many of the characters. This story will be mostly from Link's point of view, although other's will be included as well. Toodles!

Village Life: A Harvest Moon fanfic. After Jade's mother dies in a car crash, he comes join his father and his ranch in Flower Bud Village. There he finds new friends, new hobbies and a certain calmness he never found in city life. Perhaps, in the midst of the festivals and secrets in the village, he can find true love as well. It's going to mostly be friendship, with a bit of humor mixed in as well. Currently on hiatus.

Super Smash Bros: Tabuu's Revenge: Yes, I know it sounds cliché, but I have thought up of a very good approach to this. Many smashers will die in this story, no, not turn into trophies, but die. Tabuu has been recreated, and is trying to destroy the strongest fighting force in the universe; the smash brothers. It is a blend of horror, angst, mystery and suspense, but mostly horror. A bit of mystery too. The first of my story to be rated T.

Super Spy Brothers: Surprise fic! Don't worry, I'm working on a couple of the upcoming ones already. Anyways, this is a totally awesome spy story! When thirteen smashers are pulled into a world of war, treachery and spies, craziness ensues. It focuses around all of the thirteen smashers, but Ganondorf is a main character. Rated T, just in case.

Brawler's Island: Brawler's Island. An island of fun and games, friendly competition. Supposedly. There is a dark secret lying within the island- but will the smashers be able to discover it before it is too late? This fic wasn't planned either, but it will be updated more frequently than my other fics. Why? Because the chapters are easy and fun to write!

Possible Upcoming Works:

Pranker's Crossing: This story will be most probably about the kids in smash mansion, like Diddy Kong and Toon Link, playing pranks on the older smashers. There is maybe a 25 percent chance I will do this story, because, although I like the idea, I want to make so many other stories more then this one. If it is published, it will be pure humor, maybe a bit of friendship. It will be either K or K+.

Revenge!: The 5 smashers who were excluded from Brawl will seek out revenge, but fail miserably every time they try to get it. Will be mostly humor, and will either be K or K+. About a 50 percent chance it will be created.

The Great Adventure of the Smashers: Alright, this one won't start for a long time, if it does. It is probably going to be connected to Life in Smash Mansion. The smashers are having a reunion, and Crazy and Master Hand decide to bring the smashers on a simple hike for the celebration. But this hike may turn out to be the longest, gruesome adventure of all time. Around a 55 percent chance it will be created.

Unnamed Harry Potter Project: This will likely revolve around Albus Potter, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, about their either first year or seven years at hogwarts, depending on the reaction it gets. About a 40 percent chance it will be created, and will likely be K+.

The Emissary: This will be a huge crossover. The smashers have no idea who each other are, until they all get involved in a mission to save the galaxy. About a 53.2978 percent chance it will be created, and will probably be rated K+ or T.

Bustman: That's all, folks. Toodles!