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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. Hi//I'm going to guess right off the bat that you are here because something I have written somewhere has sparked your curiosity and prompted you to click my username. I'm also going to guess that you probably want to know some stuff about me. There isn't a lot to know, and it's not very interesting, but if you ask, you shall receive. Bio//I am 15, 16 on April 19. Hmm...what to write, what to write... I use 'well' too much in my writing. I don't actually only write for the NaruGaa/GaaNaru community. It's just all that I end up posting, for some reason. I don't get to write as much as I'd like because of school. It sucks, but what can you do? I hate tomatoes, chemistry, and ice storms. My favorite bands are Mayday Parade, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, Jack's Mannequin, NeverShoutNever!, A Rocket To The Moon, Taylor Swift, The Friday Night Boys, and probably a lot more that I'm forgetting. My favorite book is Paper Towns by John Green. My favorite movie is The Butterfly Effect. I've attempted to learn Japanese once or twice. I've read the whole Twilight series and I think Edward and Jacob both suck I prefer Dumbledore's Army to Team Edward/Jacob. I discovered that you can send a banana in the mail. I saw Paranormal Activity and slept with the light on for two weeks. Lady Gaga scares me. My bedroom walls are painted electric lime like one giant green screen. I actually have unwillingly been to a Hannah Montana concert. I sometimes watch Big Bang Theory even though I never understand what Sheldon is saying. I walked to Wal-Mart once to buy colored duck tape so I could make wallets that I'd never use. I cried when Gaara died. I cried when Kakashi died. I cried the most when L died, though. Life goals of mine include sky diving, finishing a 1000 piece puzzle, and learning how to surf. I don't have a favorite color. UPDATES!!// Pragmatic Arquebus//I'm working on it, I really am! But this stupid "real life" thing keeps getting in the way. Ask the Naruto Crew//So I apparently got reported because "interactive stories are against the rules". I don't get why, but I don't really want to get my account removed or suspended, so I can't continue this story. So sorry to anyone who was really looking forward to it, but I don't make the rules :/ I Highly Recommend You Read//in no particular order Quotes//I finally gave into the quoting trend...sigh “Christ on toast. How many hits of acid did you take?” Sasuke talking to Gaara ~ Ruger Luminist by YamiTenshi "It's not what it looks like." Itachi raised a brow at him. "You are currently green, Naruto's shirt and hands are green, and you are both covered in glitter and breathing rather harshly. Pray tell, what on earth an I supposed to think this looks like?" Itachi talking to Naruto and Sasuke ~ Baby Blues by blizzie8836 This section shall soon become hugeee >:D You just wait... Results of Boredom//read at own risk Have you ever read a 6/11 fan fiction before? Do those even exist...? Probably a dumb question. OroGaa exists, so why not ItaLee while we're already on the crazy train?! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE! now aren't we just so cool? 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Naruto, Kankurou, Kakashi, Jiraiya...a lot of people. 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? GaaNaru! Duhhhh! 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Mmmm... Yaoi... 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope. Although me and my friend were planning on doing that before I even knew when Naruto was. She convinced me to be Deidara, but it never happened... 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have a Kakashi coin. Does that count? 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No... >.> 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru 9. Which team is your favorite? 7 or the Sand Sibs 10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? No, he's Madara. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? That's also no longer a theory. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tobi. Not Obito. Tobi. 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke. His hair looks like a duck. It screams ridiculous. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes, more than once >.> 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes... 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he has ADHD. Give the kid some ritalin, please. 17. Sub or dub? Sub all the way. Nothing is censored and the voices aren't retarded. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI. ANTI. ANTI. ANTI. 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Hilarious. 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Uh...is there a third option? 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Neji and Deidara basically already are. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both 24. Which character would be best OOC? None, really. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes, I do, in fact. Insert shocked gasp here. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Refer to #25 27. Do you like lemons? It depends. If it makes sense, and it isn't crack, and it isn't a one night stand on whim from some odd amount of alcohol, then possibly. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? God no. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? All six of them. Multiple times. 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nah. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. I don't draw in school. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nooope. Can't ay I have. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? I've been on this for the last couple hours. It's 11:30 pm and I haven't touched my homework. Does that answer the question? 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. I haven't spent a cent on it. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No thank you. I'll save all that goodness for Kakashi's eyes only. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Who the hell thought of that? 38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: An astounding none. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, not really. He kinds scares little children. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope, and I probably never will. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Noooo >.> If your parents ask what 'yaoi' is, tell them it stands for "Young Academics On Ice." 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate when people copy things into their profile, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile. if you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile. 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If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world, paste this in your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and pastethis to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. 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1. Pragmatic Arquebus » reviews“If you had four months to live, what would you do?” “Why are you asking me this?” “Because I need some ideas.” Dear God, I hope he is kidding. And if he is, I’ll kill him.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,191 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 12-19-09 - Published: 9-16-09 - Naruto U. & Gaara2. Now I Can SeeDarkness can devour a person whole if it is let out for too long. Naruto knew this all too well. One person was able to keep this darkness away, but when that person leaves, what is Naruto left with?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Published: 9-12-09 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete3. Attitude Adjustment reviewsThe life of a Jinchuuriki is very overwhelming. But, sometimes even that isn't any excuse to act the way Naruto did.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-09 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete4. Ask the Naruto Crew » reviewsAsk any of the Naruto characters whatever you would like! Ooh, the things this could lead to... Discontinued because apparently interactive stories are against the guidelinesNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 11-18-085. My Thunder reviewsEverything and anything always has to happen to me. I had a demon, I have already died once, etc. I thought I knew everything I needed from these events. But I had never thought twice about the most important thing that I didn't know…Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete
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