Hello there! You've somehow stumbled upon the joint author account of Kris(_transformed) and Julie(ladyakako). This account is the home of the various and sundry "crack fics" Kris and Julie have joined together in writing.

That means, dear ones, that everything that is posted using this account should be treated as parody. We don't mean to offend, but well...we do love to poke fun at things. So read along if you want a few laughs and don't take it personally because hey, everyone has written some things they wish they hadn't.