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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Hi... my name will be unknown so I shall be called by my pen name;...I was 13 yrs. old and single(when I started this account) ; I was in 8th grade (4 years ago); I'm a cancer!; I love watching naruto..although I stopped watching it and went on reading fanfiction storys; I'm lazy(well thats what my friends call me), but am very bright, etc., etc,
Things I Like:
I like the color purple, black, gray/silver, and white; I love reading fanfiction stories with sasuke and sakura as the main couples; when I want to be I give a straight face and people can't make me laugh(...depending on who it is ;); I am MEXICAN-AMERICAN; I love various types of music genre, but right now im really into Kpop :P
Things I Dislike:
I hate the color yellow; I hate girly-girls; I hate bullies; I Hate Karin From Naruto; Hate Anti Sasu-Saku Fans;I Hate it when other people make Sakura look like she is weak which she is not!; I hate homework(who doesn't!); I hate that Sasuke and Sakura aren't together yet :/;
My Favorite Fanfictoin Couples is:
SakuraXSasuke-(I mostly read this couples story everytime I go on This website.)
So you are mostly gonna read about sakusasu stories as the main pairings, But if you have any ideas for other favorite pairings that are listed below for me to write, just tell me the plot and I willl write it (If it's good).
These are my Bias couples from Naruto:
1.SakuraXSasuke-(They are the most awesome couples ever)
2.HinataXNaruto-(I like this couple cause they are opposites)
3.InoXShikamaru-(They are a MUST!)
4.TenTenXNeji-(Well of course they like each other)
5.TsunadeXJiraya-(They were made for each other)
6.AnkoXKakashi-(Kakashi need to be taught a lesson-not in a bad way though)
7.KurenaiXAsuma-(Its obivious and they are also a pair in the Shippuuden episode)
8.Shizune-Genma-(They are so cute together)
These are my Hatred Couples from Naruto:
1.YaoiXYuri-(Not the people just the pairings and stories)
2.SakuraXAny other guy except Sasuke of course-(Its so obvious they are going to end up together)
3.SasukeXAny other girl except Sakura of course-(Same as top)
4.HinataXNeji-(They are cousins Duh!!)
5.HinataXKiba-(No way, hose! got that)
6.NarutoXSakura-(They have a relationship more as brother and sister)
7.InoXKiba-(I just don't think they should be together)
8.TentenXLee-(Thery are just good friends people nothing more got that!)
9.TsunadeXOrichmura-(Not gonna happen people!)
My Favorite Quotes:
"spiteful words hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart."
"Our blood may be different but our hearts beat...as one."
"A silent storm brings coldness to us...but our hearts fire keeps us warm."
"you have to be a complete psycho, or a complete genius to understand the way my brain works."
"Actions Speak Louder Than Words."
DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!!
Hey SASUSAKU fans!
Karin is a slutty witch,
Sasuke’s such an ass,
Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
Saku’s dreamed about him,
But Karin is a slut,
Like I said…it’s freaky…
Karin's a slutty witch,
Sasuke’s a huge retard,
When I see him, I will knee him.
HEY! Look over there!
Hey Karin, over here!
-intiate blood scene with her screaming-
YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!!
SCRATCH HER EYES OUT!
GO TO HELL!
HOLD HER DOWN!
Let’s get outta here!
-SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger-
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Sakura Haruno : FOR THE PEOPLE THAT HATE SAKURA HARUNO(I didn't make this)
People who hate Haruno Sakura piss me off until no end. I seriously don't get their deal. I do not understand why people hate her so much. What do you freaks dislike about her? Oh, let me guess. Is it b/c her hair is pink? Or maybe it's b/c she's sexier than you could ever be? Hey, it could be both of them, but what do I know? I'll tell you what I know: EVERYTHING. So since I'm so smart, shut up, sit back, and listen to me rant.
Yeah, that whole "Sasuke," clingy phase back when she was TWELVE (she's currently fifteen or sixteen, do your math and think about the time skip for once, you fing bastards) was annoying as hell--but then she grew out of it! Apparently YOU people need to grow out of your stupidity for even thinking she is still going to cling to him! The pathetic thing is, that girls in reality normally react that way toward guys. Don't deny it, you'll just be lying to yourself, you no-good-emo-loser-sissies.
She is strong, willful, and a great rolemodel--unlike you, you little p! And, no, she is not a slut (I can't say that much for you). Do you see her sleeping with any men? At all? Has she even been KISSED IN THE MANGA YET?! Precisely. She hasn't.
So shut your mouth. Go to hell. And die. Nobody wants you here. Just...f off, and DIE.
Go ahead and flame me if you hate Sakura. Email me all you want. Just give me the return address, or, if you don't want me to annoy the hell out of you, I'll get all of my Sakura-loving-friends to make a statement across fanfiction, saying: "THOSE WHO HATE HARUNO SAKURA ARE DIMWITTED LOSERS WHO NEED TO SHUT. THE. F. UP." Seriously. Insult her, and I will use my connections (oh yeah, I have world wide connections at this age, trust me) and bring. You. DOWN. Thank you for listening to my sensible and all powerful speech.
Made By: Dying Sakura
(I copy and paste this b/c its true I read summaries that have Sakura bashing etc. and I always skip them)
PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!(I didn't make this)
-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.
-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)
-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.
-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.
-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.
-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.
-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.
-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.
-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.
-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.
-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.
-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.
-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.
-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.
-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Narutosaved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.
-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.
-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.
-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.
-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.
-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.
-(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.
-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.
-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome thinkgs she did. I give credit to gaarafaves for telling me about that one.
-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.
-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.
-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body except Sakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...
Made By: Dying Sakura
(So true thats why I copy and paste this)
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"If you've ever pulled a door that says push, or pushed a door that said pull, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE"
"If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile"
"If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile"
"I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile"
"92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!"
"If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile"
"If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile"
"If you want Karin (from Naruto) to crawl in a hole and die, copy and paste this on your profile"
"If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!"
"If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile"
"If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile"
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"IF YOU HAVE EVER SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE"
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"Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile"(HE LIVES!)
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"If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile"
Random funny stuff:
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i I
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
(When I read this I started cracking up...lol)
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there(A good one!!)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver
Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"
You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.(-nods- that is very true)
WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
You know you live in 2000 when:
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
(If you have an obsession with anime/manga, copy and paste this into your profile!...Man I'm addicted)
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:Lend you there umbrella
BESTFRIENDS:Take yours and say, 'RUN BITCH RUN'
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr/Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, 'DAM we really messed up'
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, 'my bad .. heres a tissue'
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,'IM HOME'
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guys rejects you
BESTFRIENDS:Will go up to him and say, 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,'Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste'
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit
Sorry for not updating on anything! I just started coming back to Fanfiction. But I start reading other people's stories He XD, so I haven't gone to updating. I actually notice that i wrote a second story (the one-shot) I never knew that, but as I read it, it all came back ;P. To be honest I don't think I will be updating, at least not anytime soon. Sorry :/, well not really 'cause my stories really aren't good ahah.
Anyways... I Hope you enjoy the stories I have written for all you wonderful readers and reviewers!
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