1/5/09: - Back to school. I refuse to get caught updating stories during Business Essentials when I should be doing my work.

The: An article, usually used to refer to an object specifically. Fabulous: Stylish, "in", superficial. Ennui: Boredom due to dissatisfaction or loss of interest.

You may call me anything you please. I prefer Andi (in bold, if you will).

I enjoy: Teen Titans, Bleach, Doctor Who, Fullmetal Alchemist, Torchwood, House, Degrassi, Batman, and various sitcoms. Many, many books. There's no count for the books that I love.

I write humor, mostly. Some yaoi (slash), some yuri (femmslash). Not much romance, but when the feeling strikes, I like to make it somewhat believable.

I like to sound intelligent, and well-formed sentences do a mind good. Use better grammer, and don't type like a text message.

You may talk to me, message me, flame me, or whatever. I'm great to talk to, and I use flames to charbroil my veggie-burgers.

I use Fictionpress, and my author's name is Doxycide. I have a couple of humor poems.

I use my Business Essentials class period to manage my acount, and one day I may not be able to. The system watches us like hawks, and Dr. Long is rumored to be vicious, though I've never had a real encounted with her in all of my years. Thankfully.

People post their sexuality everywhere these days. I lean towards the lesbian side of bisexual. Andi and men just don't get along very well.

I live in the boondocks of Georgia, where we catch raccoons and stew 'em up for dinner. Where deer is the other red meat and squirrel brains are a delicacy. Well, not really, but I tell that story to all the city-slickers I meet. It gets great reactions.

In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. - Hunter S. Thompson

We're a nation of small towns. That's what the red, white, and blue stand for: redneck, white-trash, and blue collar. Add green and you got yourself a redneck rainbow. - Jon Reep

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle