Hey, I'm Betahime, and I'm fairly new. I transfered ( sounds like school neh?) here from fanlib after the dreaded "shut down", ugh still pisses me off. Any way, I guess this is supposed to be about who we are, I'll put it in like a list form.

Age: None ya.

Height: 5'10'

Gender: Female

Weight: Do you really want to ask a female that question?

Hair: Dark brown with red under tones, down to my mid-back.(Apparently Harpra dissagrees, but the undertones come out in the light. I am right about my own hair damnit!)

Eyes: Hazel near my pupil, green around the edge, but completely green when I cry

Likes: Reading books, like the Twilight series, Harry Potter, Mary Higgens Clarks's work, Vampire Dairies, Vampire Academy and all affiliated works, Blue is for Nightmares, White is for Magic, Silver is for secrets, Red is for Rememberance, Speak, Wait 'Till Hellen comes, Dead Man in Indian Creek, & C.S. Lewis. Drawing, singing, standing in the rain, if I can, walking, ice cream, CHOCOLATE. ( That's a big DUH!) I like to read Hellsing, Naruto Shippuden, Chobits, Loveless, (>W

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You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at http://www.semeuke.com" target=_blank>SemeUke.com, or find merchandise http://www.gesshoku.org" target=_blank>here.

Number 1 Authors, in my book( sorry, they just kick too much ass not to have been put on here): Kylewin, for abslutely the best ever time travel fic I've read. Amaai-ddanna, for converting me to a yaoi fangirl, yes, I've been corupted- AND I LOVE IT!! VFSNAKE, he's just an awesome NaruHarem writer- nuf said. And Finally VenomLord, and Mr. Lee- oh you know what just screw it, all my fav authors are on my list so just go look it up!!

Dislikes: Post Forrest of Death Sasuke, ( It went to Hell in a hand basket after that) the color pink, arogant bastards, illiterate people who don't like to read just because they can't and won't even try, tuna, you can just shut the hell up now Shitzu, and poor gramerical errors in fanfics that could be great without them.

Personality: As you may have already noticed, I'm fairly analitical. I'm sarcastic to the point of maddness, wether it's on my part or the part of some one else matters not. I have no patience for imbiciles, and I am weird, crazy, and a little bit excentric- BITE ME IF YOU DON'T LIK IT! I hear voices, though, so far, they haven't told me to kill any one yet.

I am writing a story now, and please don't scream at me if it kinda sounds like Tilight, I came up with the idea for this back in March, long before I even heard of Twilight or Stephenie Meyer. It's a vampire Naruto and gang fic, complete with, in my opinion, well integrated oc's. I know it's kinda cleche, but the story will get far better with time, just like a good cognac.

I personally beleive that, since he is now the Gama Senin, Naruto is going to be removing Pain's head.

Current State of Mind: Semi-suicidal, and I have no idea why.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate backstabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on demand, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi
yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs?

Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod
aulaclty uesdnatnrd wah t I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny
iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit
a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter
by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

I felt like doing this so don't bitch at me. (That means you Harpra!) I have seen several people write down on their profiles a description of their personal OC's, and I feel like doing the same with my own.

Name: Datenshi Toshingaru Mizuki

Datenshi- fallen angel

Toshingaru- slicing angel wings

Mizuki- beautiful moon (Please don't miss constrew her with Mizuki from the series, as I have no earthly idea what Masashi-sama was thinking when he gave that bastard the name.)

Height: 6'0''

Most people embellish on their OC's, so I may as well do the same, besides, I wish I were 6'0''.

Weigth: Meh, she's a healthy person so, 200 lb, most of which is muscle mass.

D.O.B.:August 31

Age: 18

Hair: Long, brown with black ends, and done up in a messy pony tail with a little in a seperate peice off to the side, and her bangs hanging in her face.

Eyes: Hazel around the outer rim but greenish near the pupil. Different when using Kekkei Genkai

Kekkei Genkai: Kaitouchigan; blood theif eye (I hope)

The Kaitougan has two parts. It involves both the eyes and the body. When active, the pupil of each eye contracts to half its original circumfrence. Around the pupil a small white crescent is formed. The iris itself turns purple, while striations of black lead out from the pupil, and elongate further at the top, bottom and both sides, forming a near cross shape. This part of the kekkei gen kai allows the bearer to see directly into the enemy. In lamens terms, some one with the Kaitouchigan could see every thing inside of a person to the cellular level, and when nessicary the soul as well. If, in a battle, the weilder of the Kaitouchigan witnesses someone using a kekkei genkai, wether it is revealed in the eyes or not, the blood of the Kaitouchigan user would manipulate itself on impulse to become an exact duplicate of what is in the opponent's genetic structure that allows him to have his kekkei gen kai. For example, if the Kaitouchigan were active when fighting someone with the Sharingan, the Sharingan would be coppied and stored away by cellular memory for later use: the same goes for a blood line limit such as Haku's or Kimimaro's. When a bloodline limit is coppied, the body of the Kaitouchigan user adapts perfectly to be able to cope with the strain of the new ability: meaning it would not cause quicker chakra exhaustion in the new host as with Kakashi's transplanted Sharingan.

Tough it seems not to have a weakness, it has a limit. The Kaitouchigan can only be used for five to ten hours in one month. Should that limit be forcibly surpassed, the user would immediatly suffer a cerebrul hemorage and die of blood loss. As far as is known, people younger that twenty have not been able to maintain it for more that four hours straight without suffering from anemia.

Apparel: Black shirts, mabey a corset on occasions, dark or black jeans, combat boots and black studded arm warmers.

Fighting style: Judo

Weapon of Choice: hand fan or blunt object

Family: Deceased

Home: Land of Water

Bio: After her mother's death, and her father's abandoning, Mizuki was forced to raise her newborn brother Jomei all alone at the tender age of three and a half. On the three year anniversary of her mother's death, the small village Mizuki and her brother lived in was attacked by Kumo nin ( that is the cloud village, right?) and all of the people were rounded up and presented in front of the commander of the squad. Each villager was subjected to varying forms of torture, though no one knew why. When they came to her little brother Mizuki screamed for them not to hurt him... they didn't listen. At the sight of her little brother's severe head near her feet, Mizuki felt a surge of sheer rage flow through her, which was acompanied by a shooting pain in her eyes. One of the Kumo nin noticed her eyes, and knocked her unconscious. When she woke up, Mizuki found herself strapped to a large mettal slab, her limbs bound tightly, and her eyes held open by multipule hooks. For months, her eyes were pumped full of chakra and various chemicals to determine what her Kekkei gen kai could do, but to no avail. Finally, the Kumo nin decided the best way to reveal her abilities, was through combat, so they threw her into a small arena to fight against other kekkei gen kai holders in their possesion: the Kaitouchigan was ressurected.

The facilitators of the organization regarded Mizuki as a rare find a , "jewel among filth,". As it were she was constantly forced to hone and perfect her abilities, which nearly lead to her death when they pushed her to four hours and fifty nine minutes of use. After that they tested how long it took for her to replenish her strength. One year after she was captured, Mizuki was forced to fight a new commadity that had been found in a similar fashion as herself: a young man by the name of Yamaki Kaiten. His ability was to negate any and all doujutsu, which had handily beaten Mizuki's Kaitouchigan, thus enabling her to receive a beating from her "care takers". Despite their differences, they became close friends and, by Mizuki's sisteenth birthday, lovers. On the night of Kaiten's seventeenth bitrhday, they both attempted to escape, which resulted in Kaiten being tortured to death before Mizuki's eyes. She finally snapped.

Using an ability she had coppied from a little boy, at least she thougt it was a boy, with black hair and big brown eyes, she drew the blood from the bodies of every person present at the facility. Not a soul survived the slaughter, and the blood could be smelled from miles away. From the debris, Mizuki carried Kaiten's body and performed for him a proper burial. It was kneeling over her love's grave that Mizuki was found by a large, and menacing red dragon with ruby colored eyes. As Mizuki looked upon the creature, it slowly began to transform, until a beautiful and statuesque woman with blazing crimson hair and ruby eyes stood before her. The woman, who called herself Ammay, offered a home to Mizuki and a new life. From thence on she was accepted as a Shifter of the Datenshi Clan: a family of powerful demons who bore human form and superior intelect. Shifters were humans who, through a sacred blood ritual, became part of the Datenshi Clan by blood, and ceased to be human: though any abilities from their previous lives were kept.

That is my OC, and I am going to stick with it. For those of you who recognize the name, yes it is from Ammay-chan's story the Foe Agreement, which was apparetly trashed, why oh why Ammai-danna!? Any who, I was bored so I tyoed this up, please don't flame me!

Here's a link to what Mizuki looks like, as well as other things from my story, such as tattoos and Halloween costumes.

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Homophobia is WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. Holla.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bastard
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

:Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

Do not make me beat you with a composite softball bat in the name of grammar

q.u.o.t.e.s:
"There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it."
-J.K. Rowling
"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it."
-J.K. Rowling
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
-Voltaire
"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
-Edgar Allan Poe
"I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for."
-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less."
-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"We fear that which we cannot see...we respect that which we cannot see...thus the blade will be wielded."
-Bleach
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."
-Freeza, Dragon Ball Z
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop
"My dreams are not of the future. My dreams are of the past."
-Sasuke, Naruto
"I'm always in shit, it's just the depth that varies..."
-Unknown
"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautful!"
-Howl, Howl's Moving Castle
"I became insane, with long intervals of horibble sanity."
-Poe
"Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?"
-Mugen, Samurai Champloo
"Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While I grip the sword, I cannot embrace you."
-Ichigo, Bleach
"Naruto... you're going to end up losing your life, all at a whim of mine."
-Sasuke, Naruto
(To Itachi, about Sasuke) "Because he's like a brother to me... And I'm a better brother than you ever were!"
-Naruto, Naruto
"When I look up to the sky between the narrow roofs, it reminds me of you, the one who is far, far away."
-Sakura, Naruto
"This time... get a good look at my back!"
-Sakura, Naruto

"Stranger by whom these lines be read, Weep for the living, not for the dead."- Tombstone Inscription

"Silence is golden, but can the same be said for those who would suffer within it."- Self

"Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself."-Hermione Granger, Harry Potter

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If someone should come up to me and challenge me to a fight, I would take them kindly and forgivingly by hand, lead them to a quiet place and kill them." -Mark Twain

“Heh. She seemed nice. A little crazy, but nice... Dance little spots! Dance!” Sasuke said, still watching the polka dots. From AGAIN, by Kimcat. (Funny as hell by the way.)

just when you think I've hit rock bottem I find a shovel!

When all else fails cheat, repeat untill caught, then lie.

if all else fails distroy all evadence that you tried.

I love everyone and everything... except for you!

DO YOU NOT UNERSTAND THE BUTTON OF THE A-NESS?

It's an off day if i'm not raped by someones imaganary friend

LOOKIE LOOKIE!

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends but you can not under any cercomstanses pick your friends noses.

when i say i'll be naked by the end of a party i mean i WILL be naked by the end of the party

Just remember, if the world didn't suck we would all fall off!

No one is ever realy truly a vergin because the world screws us all...

Its like doing a strip tease at a nudest camp... apsolutly pointless

Want me to whip it out again?

Remember... one should always expect the unexpected... in doing so the unexpected becomes expected and the expected the unexpected... therefore just expect everything and anything.

Oh hold on a second... I'm being stung by a bee...

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone

NEVER QUESTION MY LOGIC!!

dont let the air mug you IT'S EVERYWHERE THERE IS NO ECAPE FROM IT! Quickly we must lock our selvs into a air proof container... then we will be safe

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

dude, I really do miss those days, and I really DID think it was worthy to get up early in the morning to just watch my cartoons, haha.

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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

I took this quiz on FaceBook and got the personality; Sext Queen

You have the power of seduction, you can do all you want to do, with you sexy personaliy, do it!!

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that a lot of people die of natural causes.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead!!" ??

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Get the last word in: Apologize.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, yet you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Randomness is the base of conversation.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

You couldn't find water even if you fell out of a boat.

I'm going as a guy dressed up like a girl, who likes a guy.

He's a couple all by himself!

I'm not crazy I’m just ... well, I’m not crazy!

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Would you follow Jesus this close?

Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business.

It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.

Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.

A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'

I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?

I can go from chick to BITCH in 3.5 seconds!

It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who does nothing because he can only do little.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

God has a cruel sense of humor.

I have no predjucis. I hate everyone equally.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.

Age...a matter of feeling, not years.

We grow small trying to be great.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating...we are advicing in another direction.

My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot off his/her head!

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I just thought of something funny...your mother.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. ..

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie." - Shakespeare

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass...but you, my friend can kiss my ass!

You called me a bitch. A bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark. Bark is found on trees. Trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so I take that as a compliment.

Why don't the voices in my head include me in their conversation?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

-Gets dragged away by guys in unnaturally clean white shirts-

I have discovered the equation to go over the top in everything!

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

I have some questions...

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If the opposite of pro is con, then, what's the opposite of progress?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

When the "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"??

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

If two wrongs don't make a right, why do two negatives make a positive?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

"Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst..."

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Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

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Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:

1 : Find someone who loves me for ALL that I am. _

2 : Write and illustrate my own book/manga O_O'

3 : Learn to belly dance like a pro!! XD

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1 :My ass...I'm bootylicious (Plus it's the only thing on my person that I don't have to work on to make look good) -.-
2 : My eyes, they change color bitches!!

3 :My eyelashes, long, dark and thick. Muy Latina!

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1 : My sarcasm...its kinda hereditary

2 : Myself confidance, kinda nonexistant. T_T

3 : My temper

Three Things That Scare You:
1 : My mom when she's pissed, seriously she's scary as fuck! O.o

2 :When I think I'm gonna die. I'm afraid of death for I fear what's waiting for me. (See self confidence)

3 : SPIDERS!!

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1 : My i-Pod

2 : My computer

3 :My art bag, it's full of shit I deem nececary to survive!

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1 : Black jeans...

2 : Glasses

3 : A flouncy black and multy colored top

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1 : Disturbed

2 : Evanescence

3 : The Guess Who

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:Three Of Your Favorite Songs:

1 : Young by Holly Wood Undead
2 : Whisper 2002 by Evanescence
3 : What If by Creed

Three Things You Want In A Relationship :
1 : Love!! first of all, because a relationship without love...is really fucked up.
2 : Humor

3 : Respect, patience and loyalty, and understanding.

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1 :I love to singa, about the moona and the Juna and the springa, I love to sina 'bout a sky of blue or a tea for two, I a love to- I a love to sing!

2 : I love art and screwin' with people's heads

3 :Im not obsessed with Naruto.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1 : The abbs!!... >:3
2 : The eyes!!
3 :...the face...duh

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1 :Reading/Writing Fanfictions/Books
2 : Playing volleyball/softball
3 : Drawing...and listening to music!!

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1 : Writer
2 :Criminal Profiler
3 :Chiropractor

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1 : Japan

2 :Masachusates

3 : Ireland

Three Names You Like:
1 : Esther

2 : Nathanial

3 :Ash (No not from Poke' mon, from Night World!)

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1 :Im kinda pervy xD

2 :I despise pink

3 :I hate too much make up. -.-

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1 : I like to be pretty.

2 :I love yaoi!! :3

3 : And i love cute things!!

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((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.