Art, Music, Drama, Laughter, That's me!
Just A Little Random Comment, I just took a test online and apparently I'm 70 per cent psychic vampire! lol. Does that mean i get days off school??

I have a Livejournal account :)

http://jazz-passion.livejournal.com/

And there's my beloved Twitter

http://twitter.com/AlcoholicKisses

Now you lot can stalk the crap out of me :D

I'm Amie. I'm an idiot but I'm quite intelligent when my brains chooses. I'm random and in your face but really shy. I'm pararnoid but I don't give a shit. I'm scared of fish but I love aquariums. I'm a nerd but I'm the coolest nerd you'll ever meet. I don't think about normal stuff like normal people and I come out with some random shit BE LIKE THE GAZELLE! Larry is everywhere, we must defeat him! If you want to know how just ask. Tangents are fun. I'm always happy yet always in a mood. I love and I hate you. I'm very lovable and completely hatable. I'm not sure I've spelt anything right hear ha see what I did there?

I mainly write fics for The Mighty Boosh but I have been a Torchwood fan since episode one and have only just started to read TW fics and I am seriously thinking about writing TW fanfiction. I hope to finally write something good enough for it :)

Random Facts:

I'm currently reading the vampire chronicles by Anne Rice after I finished the Twilight series. I highly recomend Anne Rice's work, she is a vampiric, gothic genius! Her characters are amazing and i have successfully fallen in love with Lestat! (So he's not real, sue me... actually don't)

I am scared of shop window dummies (can't remember how to spell the real name, hehe)

I love puppets (Kermit the Frog rules!)

I'm quarter or half scottish, I can't remember which but it probably doesn't matter. I think I'm something stupid like 16th irish as well but that's bearly anything, lol. I do love Ireland though and the irish accent makes me melt.

I love cheese and onion crisps in melted chocolate. Sounds nasty, is nice! (Matt Berry on Russell Brand's radio show, woop! but now Russell's radio is gone... I cried :'()

I am in love with Tim Burton films since I was kinda raised on them. The Nightmare Before Christmas! woop. I knew I all the lyrics to the songs when I was only a wee lass and I still remember them now. As a result of this love I become entranced by anything magical, enchanted or twisted.

I've fell down the stairs more times than i like to imagine.

I have drank something and laughed at a joke on the telly causing said drink to come out my nose more times than I'd like to imagine.

I laugh out loud randomly at things that happened earlier in the day or a couple of days before. It scares people sometimes :S

I swear there is someone living in my hairdryer (it's either talking to me or it's broken, you decide)

I love knee-length socks!

I love vinyl records, they're awesome and I need to bring them back (back from where? :S)

I love Halloween! It really is the best day of the year. I also love learning about its history. Maybe I really am a nerd, hehe.

I have recently become a Chopin fan! hehe. Classical music is so soothing.

I want a Harpsichord. I need to own one.

I like looking at fish but i'm terrified of them. I can't go near the ones my uncle and his girlfriend have, lol. (I find this so weird because i like sea world and aquariums)

I love zoos but i do think it's cruel to keep these beautiful creatures in cages.

I have a scar on the back of my arm commited by some GHD straighteners (don't ask how it got there, lol). I have a scar (well i think its going to scar) on my wrist becuase I burned a straw and it melted onto my wrist :S Then my mate tried to scratch it off when it cooled! lol.

I love saying random words like bumble and bungalow. (word's begining with 'B' are usually fun to say) Smidgen is also fun.

I hate Miley Cyrus!!

I have to eat Kit Kats in a weird way. Chocolate first, then the crispy insides. Why? I have no idea.

I find Spongebob Squarepants amazing. I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!

I have loads of friends that can play instruments and i am immensely jealous of them for it. The guitar, the piano, the saxaphone, the clarinet and all that jazz.

I'm finally learning how to play the guitar but I am useless at it at the moment because I'm teaching myself and getting a little help from uncles! So far I've learnt loads of Robot's in Disguise songs and songs from the Mighty Boosh along with loads other's. Aint going too bad but I hope to get better. (I know how to play the Bouncy Bouncy crimp and the tune the piper twins play on recorders in the hitcers song on the guitar which is fun and a little retarded haha).

I am beginning to think I am the (real) female version of Howard Moon :S I am mistaken for older than my age a lot (and a teacher on two occasions), I have a love for stationery no one understands, I love jazz (though I have yet to go into a jazz trance which seems a shame), I change what I want to be all the time (writer, singer, actress, photographer, musican) though I have barely any talent in any of them, I'm neurotic, I'm paranoid, I'm a social retard, I have yet to have even kissed anyone, I like to watch documentaries that people find very boring, I don't really take much notice to my hair or clothes I just let it happen lol, I have random bursts of vainity and bouts of depression and self pity, I'VE HAD AN OLD GREGG STALKER!! I really have! He found my msn address somehow and he wouldn't stop talking to me, telling me he LOVED ME! AND THAT I SHOULD LOVE HIM! :S:S it was so weird, he said his name was Loving Terry and that the 'love waves' gave him my address :S he said he loved me more than grape fruits and rainbows. He asked me to marry him and dance with him... on the internet :S twas strange. Sooooo maybe I'm being weird but I am quite similar hehe

Normal facts (if i can be normal... doubt it)

Art: I love to sketch/draw/paint silly little pictures but i do enjoy drawing in my many sketch books and i like drawing people. The only people i have drawn are people on tv (they stay still without moaning). I love all types of art, I don't just like the contempary stuff, expressive, bold, bright, surreal, modern art is brilliant and can be just as inspiring.

Writing: I am addicting to writing. I don't think that everything I write is good but I am proud of it sometimes. I do like writing fluff but I can't stand it when it turns out cheesey (that might have happened with some of my fics that I've posted, lol). I am trying to get better at writing angst because I love reading it. I have become a review whore! lol. I really do love feedback and con crit on what I write and I reply to all my reviews with a very long thank you, lol. I'm sorry for those peoples stories I don't review sometimes becuase I find it quite hard to leave a review that sounds good and doesn't make me sound like an idiot!

Music: I have a random taste in music because i have a very open mind when it comes to music, i will listen to everything once (really no into dance music though, Electro I will do but that's the nearest I can go). I wont name all the songs and bands i like, that would take WAY too much internet space, but i like ACDC, Adam and the Ants, The Beatles, Billie Holiday, Bowling For Soup, Buckcherry, Buddy Holly, Cage The Elephant, Dinah Washington, Dirty Pretty Things, Demi Lovato, Drake Bell, Electric Six, Ella Fitzgerald, Elvis Presley, Gay For Johnny Depp, Goo Goo Dolls, G'n'R, The Hoosiers, The Horrors, Howlin' Wolf, IamX, Jason Mraz, Joan Jett, Jonas Brothers, Julian Perretta, Katy Perry, The Kinks, Klaxons, Kasabian, La Roux, Lady GaGa, Led Zeppelin, Lesbians On Ecstasy, Lily Allen, LoveLikeFire, Lost Prophets, Marroon 5, Metro Station, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Misfits, My Chemical Romance, NEMO, Oingo Boingo, Panic At The Disco, Paramore, Peaches, Queen, Radiohead, Rise Against, !!Robots in Disguise!!, Rolling Stones, Secondhand Serenade, Sex Pistols, Stone Roses, The Strokes, Sue And The Unicorn, T-Rex, The Used, Vampire Weekend, White Rose Movements and mooooooooooooooooooooore :)

I can sing but the only instrument i can play well is the Kazoo. I am such a drama queen therefore i love acting and making people laugh. (Silly little dreams include writer, singer, photographer, model, artist and comedian).

Comedians: I absolutely love stand up comedians such as Russell Brand, Ross Noble, Jimmy Carr, Dane Cook, Tim Minchin, Russell Howard, Micheal Mcintyre, Lee Evans and loads more. My favourtie tv shows have got to be the amazing IT crowd, Peep show, Blackadder, the Goodies, Nathan Barley, Spaced, Snuff Box and the genius that is The Mighty Boosh! I am obsessed with The Mighty Boosh and all things Boosh related. Also i love Noel's stand up, especially with Russell Brand! And Julian's old stand up was brilliant!! I've seen a load of clips on youtube and he is sooooo funny. Noel Fielding is drop dead gorgeous but I do have a little crush on Julian! :P (make that major obsession lol)

People who I love and who inspire me!

Anne Rice, Lestat De Lioncourt (yeah, he's a fictional character but meh), Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim Walker (God I just love Tim's! :D) Dee Plume, Sue Denim, Bert McCracken, Gerard Way, Grahem Linehan, Stephen Fry, Matt Berry, Rich Fulcher, Stephenie Meyer, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement (Flight of the conchords), Bill Bailey, Russell Brand, David Mitchell, Zoey Beck, All non-famous writers, singers, comedians, actors, artists, photographers and musicians that are devoted and expressive and love to do what they do, all my friends because I really don't know what I would do without them... (there will be more added to this list but at the moment I've got a blank, lol)

Stories (well me whining really :P)

I am currently re-writing Sweeney Todd and Booshing it up. Sweeney Noir: the Midnight Barber of Fleet Street its called. I've got the most terrific case of writers block at the moment and everything i'm writing just seems a bit... meh. I'm also writing a story called Two Worlds Collide (yes the title is taken from one of my favourite songs by Demi Lovato). I think that the quality of the writing went down in the the middle of the story and for that I'm sorry but I think Chapter 7, You Can't See Tears In The Rain, is the best chapter so far. I will update soon but first I need to get rid of writers block that I swear is able to kill!

Oh and I just have to recomend my mate's fanfics! she's called KriaLove1993 and she's amazing. she writes High School Musical stuff. Now hsm might not be a Boosh fans cup of tea (or lemonade if your a fizzy freak like me) but she's brilliant and writes fantastic stuff!!

By the way my favourite tv show at the moment is Scrubs, favourite song is Turn it up by Robots in Disguise (ahhh! Love it soooo much!) and my favourite film is Casanova, hehe.

Love ya
xx :P