My name is Abigail.

My Pen Name used to be AbiCullen so sorry if your confused.

I am one of the most totally awesomest people you will ever meet!

I am not at all a what you would call a "good" writer, so don't bug me if my storys suck. I will read Just about every Twilight, and Harry Potter Fan Fic there is!

My favorite movie is Across the Universe. I know probable know one knows about it! But it's a totaly fricking awesome move!

My favorite Bands/music groups is Metro Station, Owl City, Hollywood Undead, The Medic Droid, Marianas Trench, and HelloGoodBye!

My favorite song is Save Us, by Cartel

My Favorite Books, are the Twilight, and Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Kisses, and Night World.

IMPORTANT NOTICEI am one of the many (there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or I Am Obsessed with Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot, comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its up rise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...

I just found this on http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyournamemeanquiz/ It's hilarious, and correct.

A is for Articulate

B is for Bright

I is for Ideal

G is for Giggly

A is for Arty

I is for Ideal

L is for Luscious

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"deal with Henry later." The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod-Tenth Grade Bleeds by Heather Brewer

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A shelf, with my moms sewing stuff on it.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Well there is some weird PBS show on about who knows what, playing on my tv right now, does that count?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:00 AM?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:08 AM Nice, 8 min. off.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Dog breathing. And I think the heater.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Around noon yesterday, just got back from work.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Some Ouran High School Host Club Fanfic.

9. What are you wearing?

Blue jeans, White polo, choir sweatshirt, black socks, undergarments. lol, Pretty boring.

10. Did you dream last night?

Maybe, I don't remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

About 40 seconds ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, Sun decoration thingies, a christmas wrieth(spelt that wrong)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

If you mean my brothers face, than yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Pretty entertaining so far.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Land Before Time with my little brother?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

My dream house that I have been planning sence 4th grade.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Well you probably don't know anything about me besides what I've alrady put down, so I culd say just about anything. Oh, I know, I have a made up word, it is Shpla, and it is an expression of happiness.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would outlaw homework. Maybe get rid of the whole schoolwork thing all together.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yea.

20. George Bush:

And? Is that a question?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Aymee Jo (and the dads last name that I do not currently know)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Adam Scott (and the dads last name that I do not currently know)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Totaly, I'm going to be a chief someday, I have to get my worldly experience in.

24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?

Demeter, cause she is my favorite, but I wouldn't want to be Persephone and be trapped in Hates.

Cool quiz

Your Lover: Fred Weasley

Your Best friend: George Weasley

Your Hero: James Potter

House: Gryffindor

Status: Half-Blood

Fred Weasley: Met the two of you, when he accidentally threw a stink bomb at you, instead of the Slytherins. You were mad at him when he had asked Angelina Johnson to the Yule Ball, instead of you, even after he had promised. After months of silence, the two of you became friends again. But when he had asked you to be his girlfriend a few weeks after, you simply declined his offer because you felt scared to be involved with a relationship. It took Fred over a month, before youve finally agreed to go out with him. At first, you only agreed so he would stop pestering you. Though, afterwards, youve actually fell in love with him.

George Weasley: Had a small crush on you, but Fred never knew about it. Over the years, his feelings numbed and thought of you as a good friend.

Oliver Wood: Wanted you to be on the Gryffindor Quidditch team, but you refused after you saw what had happened to Harry in his second year, when he had broken his arm and when Draco was hit in the stomach.

Harry Potter: Felt slightly uncomfortable around you, ever since you kissed his cheek when he caught the golden snitch in his first Gryffindor Quidditch match.

Ronald Weasley: Thinks you and Fred are too much alike.

Hermione Granger: Thinks you're delightful and loves the fact that you're always there for her and that you can always make her smile.

Ginny Weasley: Is a bit uncomfortable that you're dating her older brother, but thinks you're funny and cannot wait until you and Fred get engaged.

Cho Chang: Sees you around the corridors.

Cedric Diggory: Had a crush on you when he was a first year. He even joined the Hufflepuff Quidditch team, only because he was trying to impress you.

Lavender Brown: Thought you were hilarious and hoped you would marry Fred and she would marry Ron, so the both of you could be sisters.

Luna Lovegood: Thinks youre crude and should leave the Gryffindor house alone.

Draco Malfoy: Predicts you and Fred would end up being poor and homeless.

Pansy Parkinson: Hated you, ever since you planted a stink bomb in her robes.

Take the quiz here: http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/3005256/what-do-the-hogwarts-students-think-of-you-detailed-results

Fav parings time!!

Remus/OC

Fred/OC

George/OC

Sirius/OC

Teddy Lupin/OC

Draco/Anybody but Pansy!

Blaise/OC

Parings I tolorate:

Harry/Ginny

Ginny/Random guys

Hermione/ron

Parings I Hate:

Harry/Hermione(Discusting!)

Ginny/Ron(Do I have to say?)

Ginny/Blaise

Ron/Lavender

Draco/Pansy

Ouran meme:

Write out the names of twelve Ouran characters. You can write the same character more than once.

1. Hikaru

2. Kaoru

3. Honey

4. Mori

5. Kyouya

6. Haruhi

7. Tamaki

8. Nekozawa

9. Renge

10. Twins

11. Kaoru

12. Hikaru

Now answer the questions…

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Haruhi/Kaoru. Yes. A few I think. They were OK, even though I think Haruhi belongs with Tamaki. Also if Haruhi was going to be with ones of the twins it should be Hikaru, it's so obvious he likes her.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Mori. Well yea. All of the hosts are hot. And Mori has that mysterious appeal as well... He is also very sweet and protective.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hikaru got Nekozawa pregnant? Kay, they are both dudes... So that is well impossible... but lets think outside of the box. Hm...well I geuss I can see Hikaru getting drawn to the dark side with Nekozawa...and then there relationship deepens when Hikaru see's Nekozawas sof side... And if they had a kid it would be a cute little girl like Nekozawa's little sister, she would have strawbeary blond hair, and blue eyes. I have the feeling that she woud be oposite of both of them, she would be super innosent and love the light.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Renge. Actually, none that were specifiacaly about her...I don't really like her. She bugs me. Any story's about her would probably b stalker story's. Lol.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kaoru/Haruhi. Hey, didn't I already do this question... oh well thats what I get for writing the twins down 3 times...I'm obbsesed so what. Anyways, yea, I geuss they would make a good couple. Besides Kyouya, they are the most rational out of the group. They are both very sensitive to others feelings. So I would say they would make a good couple.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kyouya/Renge or Kyouya/the twins. Can I say neither? Well if I have to choose I would say Kyouya/Renge. The twins, just arnt really compatable with Kyouya, their wild and crazyness doesnt mix with his calm togetherness. Also Kyouya and Renge have gotten together and come up with some really good plans, which showa they work well together. Plus she started of with a delusional crush on Kyouya...maybe it didn't go away...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HA HA HA! Ok, got that out of my system. Anyways...Tamaki walks in on Kaoru and Hikaru having sex. HA! Ok, well first Tamaki would go into shock, and Kaoru would be totaly embaressed, while Hikaru tells Tamaki to get lost (of course he doesnt say it as nicely as me though). Then Tamaki would run away and sulk in his emo corner, until Kyouya finaly gets fed up enough to ask him whats wrong. Tamaki would start ranting to "Mommy" how brothers shouldn't do such things to each other, and how he knew those to delinquents were indesent! And blah blah blah...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Eleven Fanfic.

Honey/Kaoru Fanfic. Hm... Kaoru was always the more sensitive of the twins. His brother just didnt understand. He felt...conected, to Hunny, the cute little boy who had stolen his heart.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Possibly. I haven't heared of one, don't think I want to read one either.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Tamaki/Hikaru. Maybe. It could deffinetly happen, what with Tamaki getting into everybody's business.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One?

Mori seducing Hikaru? Um, weird. uh, uh...well Hikaru did something to piss everybody off(which he does often) and Mori try's to protect and comfort him...

12) Which partner for Three?

Well I don't think I would choose anybody on the list, I would probably pick a sweet little girl. You know the one who looks all sweet and innocent, but she goes and like beats up the guy she likes, and chases him around the playground...aw, how cute! But if I had to pick someone of the list, it would be Mori.

13) How would you draw Eleven?

With Kaoru of course. Outside, lying under a cherry blossom tree, holding hands and looking for shapes in the clouds.

14) Would you write Two/Four/Five ?

Kaoru/Mori/Kyouya. No. They just don't mix. Kaoru is with Hikaru, and they mess with Kyouya. And Mori just doesnt get involved.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

The twins?
They would scream each others names of course.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Nekozawa? Hm...good question. Some song about being crazy?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hikaru/Haruhi/Hikaru? Phahahahahaha! It would be pretty high. You know how Hikaru can get, and with double him...that's bad news.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

The twins on Kaoru? Weird. I'm going to change it to Hikaru and Kaoru. He would probably just tell him to get in bed. Now.

Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
3rd, dont really know why.

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1. Best movie yet.

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?
Fred and George Weasley.

What house do you prefer to be in?
Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in?
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?
Sir Nicholas

What subjects in Hogwarts do you like the best?
Astronomy

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?
Prof. Flitwick

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?
Keeper

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Beater

Who do you want to make friends with?
Fred and George

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Luna or Ginny or George

Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Cause they are a ton of fun.

Which character in the book can you relate to?

Hermione, has to do everything for her friends

What pet would you get?

I'd get a dog, and see how people would react if I brought it to school

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

Hogwarts is real and I'm a witch attending it, same year as Fred and George

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Jump in defiently. See if the dogs got a colar, and probably try and figure out if it was a animangus

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?
Oh my freaking gosh! WowI'vebeenwaitingforeverforthis!youraresomuchhotterinperson!canyoutakemeawaytohogwarts?pleaseohpleaseohplease!

What would be his reaction to your reaction?
Wat the...?

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?
Harry, cause we would have that in common, Fred and George cause we'd figure out some way to work it into a prank, and dumbledore even though he'd probably already know though...tricky old man.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?
Most definetly

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?
Whoever asked me, but I would definetly hope for Fred

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.

Hermione...but I dont think she has purple tips like me.

Post a character that has the same eye color as you.
Harry

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

Black, lol

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?
Purple

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?
Orange

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?
Light blue

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?
Not really

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and anything you do won't go wrong.)
Asking out Fred

Do you like the books more or the movies?

Books no freaking duh

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?
Remus Lupin aka Moony

What would your Patronus take shape in?
A monkey, they are playfull and smart

What would be your Animagus form?
An owl maybe

What subject do you want to be the best in?
Potions, its just like cooking

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Remus Lupin

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Sirius Black

Hermione or Cho?
Hermione.

James Potter or Snape?

James

Hagrid or Snape?

Hagrid.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

The Marauders

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?
Animagus

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Fleur or Tonks?
Tonks

Hermione or Ginny?
Ginny

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna Lovegood, I hate Cho...

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?
Grawp.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?
Honeydukes...I love candy...

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Frogs. Wouldnt want a candy that tastes bad, whats the point

Death Eaters or Aurors?
Aurors.

Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Dumbldore.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?
Neither, but if it had to be, Bellatrix

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

First, I'd probably freak in the last one, and lose

Is this survey fun or boring?
It's been fun

If I were sorted into Hogwarts I would be in... Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart according to 12 quizzes and in Hufflepuff, the loyal and hardworking according to 2 quizzes and what I personally thought I would be in... Ravenclaw, where wit is mans greatest treasure according to only one quiz. This is not the result of a long time devotion to Harry Potter (it exists), but the result of a rainy, boring day when all my friends had school and I didn't!

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

the thing you just read is propriety of xINFRAxREDx but I agree with it all

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water andthen get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazyis when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple andthen threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose.Crazy is when you tell all your friends your ginga lover is coming to pick you up- and youre refering to your dad. Crazy is when you actually get told to stop reading and watch tv, then keep reading and get gounded from it, meaning you can't read for 24 hours, then complain that your gonna die of book depravation until your alowed to read. (It's happened!) If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too!

Fun Harry Potter Survey

Harry Potter fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1. Remus Lupin
2. Fred Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Teddy Lupin
5. Sirius Black

6. Lee Jordan

7.Blaise Zabini

8.James Potter 1
9. Luna Lovegood

10. Colin Creevey

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?
Um...no...that would be wierd...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Hell yea! George is so amazingly H-O-T!! Droolzzz

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Um..that's not really posible, but a hilarious thought..hehe...

4. Do you recall any good ficsabout nine?
Um...no...not really...I geuss there probably are some, I just haven't read them...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

No. No they wouldn't. That would be totaly and completely discusting! Fred..drooll...

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Hm...Teddy/James or Teddy/Luna. Yea, niether. James died like 16 years before Teddy was even born. And Luna would be like 17 years older than him, so neither.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Ok, so they wouldnt even be in a relationship in the first place, cause niether of them are gay, and James died when George was like 2-3. And I don't think Blaise would really care, he'd just be discusted.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Everyone knew, of course they did. It was obvious. They were all best friends, and yet everyone knew there was more than friendship between Fred and his best friend Lee.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
HA! No way! Pssh... Plus Colin died like afew weeks after Teddy was born.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Dameged Pup? Oh, I don't know!

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! That's discusting! I can't that would be so wrong! It's his dad for heavens sake! Not to mention that Remus died like a few weeks after Teddy was born, along with Tonks, Teddys mother. Sigh

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
I don't think so...Maybe...if there is such a thing...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
I can't think of one right know...but I know it would be some totaly upbeat spazy song!!

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
You know what there are tons of fics like that! Lol! Ok, um Warning! Warning!

Serious pranking. Lots of guy stuff. And three very sexy pranksters! Who knows what could happen...

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Haha, this is going to be fun...

James: Hey Sirius, I know something else we can do for fun...Ruffles hair in what he thinks is a sexy way, but in reality looks incredible stupid

Sirius: Woah mate, it's not that your not hot and all but...Runs for life "LILLY! Help me!!"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Um...that's kind of imposible, sorry, but he kind of died before he was born, and niether of the are gay...so yea, don't think I'm going to do that...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and reads a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girl friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (Harry Potter in my case)who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers,PercabethFan49, bluebookbutterfly, Ima.SoC.razy

Real Name: Abi F.

My GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Abiizzle

My DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal): Green Monkey

My SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Hope Parkway

My STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ferabvis

My SUPERHERO NAME: ( 2nd fave color, favorite drink): Orange Grape Soda

My ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Broaoll

My WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sherril

My GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sam

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If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (totaly)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile (as long as i can make the populars hate me and my click were good!!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.(and 99 percent of girl teens would drop dead if Edward Cullen said it was bad to breath)

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasingmemories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward,Bella,Alice,or any other twilight names, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song andTwinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward","Jasper"or "Emmet" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Post this if, it in any way aplys to YOU!!

Everything in bold aplys to Me!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Look at his cute widdle fwace!

Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference."

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we f--d up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtorhang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the enthusiastic friend that comes to a party of a friend's and wonders what her friend would do if she kissed her.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

-CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

-92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this in your profile

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Lane Render

-There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (It's happened a few times okay.)

-If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Lane Render

-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

-If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

-You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

-If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

-If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

-If you like writing paste this onto your profile.

-If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Fang 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott! If you believe that Fang is hott, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil andlaugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Lane Render

-93 percent of American teens would havea severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Lane Render

-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM!

-If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

-If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

-ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

-If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

-If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

-Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

-If you have your own little world, C&P

-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste

-Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

-If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

I like to watch OLD SUPERHERO CARTOONS so I MUST be a COMIC BOOK GEEEK.